Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

"what?"

Long Juan was a little confused, why was he blushing?

"What do you mean?"

"I asked why you were lying? I just checked, and you are clearly in neutral!"

Su Ran took out his mobile phone and showed the other party the photos he had just taken during the period of time.

One glance, just one glance.

Tornado passed out on the spot.

I couldn't stand it any longer, I was so dizzy...

5 minutes later……

"Janos, please contact the nearby heroes, come and clean up the mess."

Su Ran hugged the unconscious tornado and landed from the sky.

Genos was completely dumbfounded.

what happened?

The Association of Heroes ranks second, but it is actually the strongest known hero, the trembling tornado, who actually fainted?

What did these two people do in the sky just now?

.......

Chapter 13

In the city center, a special hotel that does not require a certificate, but only requires a deposit.

Su Ran lay silently on the bed, staring blankly at the ceiling.

He is doubting life.

Are you right?

You are a time traveler, right?

Ordinary time travelers, don't they all pretend to be slapped all the way to open the harem, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life?

How did you get to him, who did you see cheating?

How many days have you been here?

Already, two girls have been brutally murdered by him, one has been killed for a thousand years, and the other has been subjected to a major inspection.

Two petite and cute lolis, both regard themselves as objects to be eradicated in their lives, mortal enemies, enemies!

And they are all crazy looking for him!Want to kill him!

The only girl who has a crush... To be precise, it should be a mosquito, and she sent herself to prison to participate in labor reform...

"Why do you feel a little stuck?"

"Could it be that the way I travel is wrong?"

Sighing silently, Su Ran only felt very tired.

"Zizi~Zizi~"

At this time, Su Ran's cell phone vibrated suddenly.

Pick it up and see that it's Genos calling.

"Mr. Su Ran, are you okay? Has anyone found out?"

"Not yet, I asked you to check, have you checked?"

Genos nodded: "I found it. According to Ratatoskr's news, there is indeed a phenomenon of elves running wild in the urban area recently. It is said that it is an elf named Tokisaki Kurumi. Public buildings, and several high school students who are handsome and over 180 centimeters in height have been murdered."

Hearing this, Su Ran hurriedly mourned in her heart for three seconds.

Brother Meng, I'm sorry, I made you my scapegoats...

As a time traveler, I'm sorry...

"What does the Heroes Association say? Little Tornado Lolita still can't let me go?"

"Yes, although I don't know what happened between you and Miss Tornado? But since she woke up, she has been clamoring to come and kill you. Now he is losing his temper in S City, and the entire Heroes Association The collective mobilization cannot be stopped, and dozens of buildings have been destroyed..."

Su Ran hurriedly mourned in her heart for another three seconds.

As a time traveler, I'm sorry...

"That's it, keep in touch. If you meet a man wearing a yellow coat, a white cloak, and a flesh-colored armor on his head on the street, please call me immediately."

"Ok."

……

After hanging up the phone, Su Ran sighed heavily, only feeling panicked.

It's a good thing to be missed by a woman, but it's not a good thing to think about it because she wants to kill him.

It seems that right now, we must get some skills that can save 100% of our lives, that is, the kind of skills that will not kill you even if you are attacked while sleeping, or even if you get a tornado attack from the front, such as the return of death, Subhuman physique and the like...

Another thing is to find a few more golden thighs, such as the man mentioned earlier wearing a yellow coat, a white cloak, and a flesh-colored armor on his head...

Opening the system panel, Su Ran looked at the few skills he had obtained before.

"Huh? Why are there two Buddha palms?"

Previously, he was busy fighting with the tornado and neglected the rewards. After careful inspection, Su Ran discovered that the system actually gave him two Tathagata palms?

One is the old beggar's version of Tathagata God's Palm, the one who sold the secret book to Master Xing at a high price.

The other one is Tang Bohu's Tathagata Palm. If Su Ran guessed correctly, it should be that Tang Bohu of Master Xing. That Tang Bohu has quite a lot of tricks, even Guipai Qigong.

System: "Ding! There are not a few people who know Tathagata God's Palm in the whole world, Gu Jianhun, Duan Fei, Xingzi, Huoyun Cthulhu, Wu Dehui..."

"However, most people's Tathagata Palm is too powerful. Except for Xingzai and Huoyun Cthulhu, the other people's Tathagata Palm is basically at the level of 'martial arts'. The strongest Tathagata Palm is made by Tang. After Sanzang comprehended the true story of the Great Sun Tathagata, he released it - [Great Palm of the Great Sun Tathagata]."

After being reminded by the system, Su Ran understood the reason.

He vaguely remembered that Tang Sanzang's [Great Sun Tathagata Divine Palm] could summon the Buddha to fight on his behalf!

Once the giant Buddha comes out, it can swallow stars and spit out the moon, and its palm is so big that it can cover the sky and the sea!

One palm can shatter the earth, even the demon king Sun Wukong can't bear this palm.

"System, what you said is so awesome, then when will you pass this [Dari Tathagata Divine Palm] to me?"

"The host please continue to make perverted choices and die seriously. It will naturally appear when it should appear..."

"Gan!"

……

In Tokyo, the night sky is full of stars.

Office workers in work clothes get drunk on the street to vent the pressure of life.

Criminals, weirdos, and unidentified life forms hiding in the dark are fighting wits and courage with various justice organizations, catching and fighting.

On the brightly lit street, from time to time one or two drunken young women staggered out of the bar, and the kind strangers who were waiting at the side quickly dropped their cigarette butts and helped them into their cars...

After coming out of the hotel, Su Ran has been wandering the streets, planning to find a restaurant to satisfy his hunger. .

Chapter 14

"Huh? Xingping Hotel?"

Passing by two or three street massage parlors, and bypassing a few ladyboy clubs, Su Ran stopped in front of a plainly decorated public canteen.

The reason why he stopped was because he recognized the signboard.

Xingping Hotel...

If the guess is correct, this should be the shop of the medicine king Xingping Chuangzhen's home in the world of the spirit of the halberd.

"Let's go in and have a look. I still want to taste the craftsmanship of Yaowang."

Pushing open the small wooden door, Su Ran stepped in.

A gust of hot air rushed towards the face, and after the gorgeous halo dissipated, it was a noisy and bustling scene.

The hotel occupies a small area, about [-] square meters.

However, the space utilization rate in the store is very high. There are more than a dozen solid wood tables, and each table is equipped with necessities such as chopsticks, bamboo tubes, and paper towels.

An open kitchen is separated by a curtain in the middle of the table. The stove is filled with various shapes of knives, pots and pans, and grids of various condiments.

Soma Xingping, the chef, and Totsuki Academy classmates Tian Suohui and Mito Yumei are flexing their muscles in front of the stove.

Next to Xingping's house, two neighbor children who came to do odd jobs were busy carrying dishes and water.

And the customers in the store are a bit exaggerated...

With just a glance, Su Ran found several acquaintances.

Sakata Gintoki, owner of Wanshiwu, and Katsura Kotaro and Elizabeth, who were barbarians, sat in booths and blushed from drinking.

Former tennis world champion Echizen Minamijiro, with a pornographic book in his hand, ate skewers while picking his feet.

Takenori Akagi, captain of the Shonhoku basketball team, is eating sliced ​​bananas.

Shirogin Miyuki, the student council president of Xiuzhi Academy, slammed noodles into his mouth with one hand, and studied with a dictionary in the other...

There are too many, and they are all big guys!

"I'm just going downstairs to have a meal, why are there so many familiar faces?"

"Tokisaki Kurumi must not appear suddenly..."

Su Ran spread his hands, after all, it is a mixed world, he would not be surprised if anyone appeared.