Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

"I didn't expect you to be so short and know a lot of knowledge..."

Su Ran couldn't help but look at the gothic little loli in front of her with admiration.

Tsk tsk, it's easy to understand!

She has a completely different personality from Yatogami Tohka.

"Hmph, did I guess it right? You bastard really has a problem."

Tokisaki Kurumi's eyes became disdainful, his proud eyes were like looking at garbage, he stared at Su Ran and sneered.

Shendai Lishi's expression is also a bit complicated. I didn't think of it until I reminded him. This stinky man tied himself up, but he didn't get on the base. Could it be that he really has a physical problem?

at this time……

"Ding! It is detected that Tokisaki Kurumi and Kamdai Rise are suspecting whether there is something wrong with your body, please make a choice."

The sudden sound of the system sounded just right at this moment.

Su Ran looked at the options immediately.

"1. I know my own affairs best, so I don't need to care about other people's eyes, let them be suspicious and suspicious, and the reward will become a real Yangwei."

"2. With a cold snort, tell the two of them loudly: You guessed right, I am Yang Wei! Reward the physical skill [Konoba Goriki Whirlwind]"

"3. Use practical methods to prove that you are not Yangwei, and reward the physical skill [Tianma Meteor Fist]"

I Nima...

Seeing these three options, Su Ran's heart surged with blood!

Too pit!

The options this time are more cheating than all the previous options!

Obviously, you only need to reply a few sentences casually, but if you do this, you will become a real non-juren, the only two options you can choose, and it is extremely difficult to operate!

2 options, tell them who you are?

Certainly not!

In this way, what face do I have in this world in the future?

Do you want to be ridiculed by Tokisaki Kurumi for the rest of your life?

3 options, use practical methods to prove...

How the fuck do you want to prove it?Isn't this pushing people into the fire pit?

Su Ran searched for the laws of this world in her mind, and it seems that publicly revealing is a crime of obscenity, and she will be involved in the game!

"Hehe, what's the matter? Did I hit the spot? You actually have a problem?"

Tokisaki Kurumi's tone was mixed with sarcasm, and the eyes he looked at Su Ran became more and more trashy.

Kamdai Toshiyo also showed contempt, and even Yatogami Tohka on the ground focused his attention...

"Hey, there's no other way, I have to go all out..."

Su Ran sighed helplessly, she just felt that she was going to go far away, that she was really gone on the road of perversion and would never return.

"I'm normal."

"Hmph, who would believe it?"

Su Ran shrugged: "If you don't believe me, come and see for yourself. I'll do a magic trick for you, and you will know it naturally."

"What magic?"

The three girls were astonished.

What magic can still have a physical examination?

Could this bastard be trying to trick them and then reveal himself suddenly?

Su Ran had no expression on his face, as if he had seen through the world of mortals, he said slowly in a deep and distant voice: "The name of this magic is [moving mobile phone].".

Chapter 24

"A mobile phone? What's that?"

There were puzzled expressions on the faces of the two cute girls.

Even Yatogami Tohka, who was sleeping on the ground, plucked up her courage, and looked this way with her small eyes.

"The so-called mobile phone..."

Su Ran didn't explain further, but silently put the phone in the place where Tokisaki Kurumi suspected something was wrong.

"Look, it's time to witness a miracle."

……

"Ok?"

"Moved?"

"It's moving! It's amazing!"

Shixiang's happy voice came from the ground, and the phone actually moved!

Without receiving any external force, the phone actually moved by itself!

Tokisaki Kurumi and Kandai Toshiyo were stunned for a moment, and then their expressions changed instantly!

"Ahhh! You, you, ah!!!"

"Pervert! I've never seen such a pervert like you! You're just playing hooligans in broad daylight!"

Unlike the pure Yatogami Tohka, Tokisaki Kurumi and Kamdai Toshiyo are genuine old drivers.

Killed so many people, many of them were cut off limbs, disemboweled.

What body structure do they not understand?

They could see the principle of Su Ran's magic at a glance.

Understand in seconds!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I still have to kill you to relieve my anger!"

Tokisaki Kurumi took out Kekedi angrily, and Kamdai Toshishi also showed four black and red long tails. The two women joined hands to kill Su Ran if they disagreed.

"Hey! Didn't you suspect me first? I turned into a magician to prove my innocence. Is there anything wrong?"

Su Ran stood up innocently, the current woman is really unreasonable!

"No matter! I'm going to kill you! Otherwise, I won't be able to swallow the breath in my heart!"

Tokisaki Kurumi's brain is about to explode!

Known as the worst elf, she has always regarded human beings as ants, and ordinary people would avoid her when they saw her!

But the man in front of her, not only didn't hide away, but also teased herself again and again. This kind of humiliation really made her lose face!

"It's unreasonable to stay north!"

Su Ran cursed secretly, and after a rough analysis of the situation in front of her, she felt that it would be better to slip away first.

It's not that I'm afraid, but it's a bit overwhelming to play against three girls at once.

After all, I didn't sleep all night last night!

Immediately summon the Platinum Star Bodyguard.

"Don't think I'm afraid of you, I just don't want to hurt you!"

"The cafeteria pours hot sauce, smash it-Valudo!"

The Platinum Star burst out, and huge mental power roared out from the purple humanoid double.

In the next instant, Su Ran's figure disappeared in place for no reason.

"What about people?"

"Ran?"

Tokisaki Kurumi immediately chased after him, but just as he took a step, he fell to the ground.

Looking down, the two shoelaces were actually tied together...

"This bastard, what kind of ability does he have..."

……

City A.

In a super-large scientific and technological building covering an area of ​​hundreds of thousands of square meters.

This is the headquarters of the Heroes Association.

Founded by the billionaire Argonne.

The opportunity came one day three years ago when an unknown person rescued his grandson with a double chin.

In order to commemorate the hero who saved his grandson, Algeny established the Hero Association, which gathers capable talents from all over the world, sets up hero levels and work systems for them, and then assigns heroes to deal with various emergencies as needed event, and finally get paid according to the order.

It's a bit like the delivery guy from Meituan and Ele.me.

Association gate.

4 figures walked in through the induction door.

"Oh, your place is really luxurious. It is also an association. The headquarters building of our Hunter Association is probably only 1/30 the size of yours. There is no cute girl like Miss Tornado. I am really envious..."

The speaker was an old man with braids in a loose judo suit and clogs.

Isaac Nitro, the president of the Hunter Association and Review Committee, is currently the strongest known user of telekinetic ability among humans.

"That's because most of the work of your Hunter Association is outsourced by ZF, and there is not much oil and water. Our Hero Association is self-sufficient and can collect a lot of money from the public."

The one who answered was also an old man, ranked No. 3 in the Heroes Association, the master of Liushuiyanshattering Fist, the dean of martial arts, Banggu with Silver Fangs.

"Hey, senior Banggu, isn't it a bit..."