Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

Huoyun Cthulhu was teleported to Hunyuan Xingyi Taiji Gate.

"Master, where did you get our horse master?!"

Just now the master disappeared in place, and the students at the scene were almost scared to pee!

But who knew that less than 5 seconds later, the two of them came back again!

And this time Su Ran brought an old man back...

What's the matter?

"Brother Evil God, please stand on this place, will it not affect you?"

Huoyun Cthulhu was stunned for a moment, but he could probably guess what happened.

The young man in front of him should be a peerless master with strong skills!

Something must have happened to get him out.

But no matter, after so many years of fighting and killing, Huoyun evil god has long seen through the world, let alone teleportation, even if someone points a gun to his head, he is very calm.

While picking up the newspaper, Huoyun Cthulhu found a chair and sat down: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter where I am, so you should be busy."

Su Ran nodded in satisfaction, and then said to the students: "From now on, this Huoyun evil god will be your horse leader."

"You're talking nonsense, he's not the master of horses at all!" the student roared.

"This is the head of the horse." Su Ran replied politely.

"This is not the Horse Sect!"

"This is the head of the horse."

"No, he is not the head of the horse! He is not the head of the horse at all!"

Su Ran smiled slightly, then walked to the wall, and punched out fiercely!

Snapped!

The thick steel solid brick concrete wall was punched out on the spot!

"…………"

Everyone was scared to pee!

"I said, he is the head of the horse." Su Ran smiled politely.

"Yes! He is the head of the horse, he is the head of the horse!"

……

At the same time, the mental hospital.

Master Xing, who broke through the iron fence and broke into the mental hospital, finally arrived at the innermost ward.

I don't know if it's a hallucination or something, Master Xing always feels that once the door is opened, there will be a lot of pine cones and broad beans overflowing inside!

Could it be that Huoyun Cthulhu's body is a mouse?

……

nightclub.

The venue was cleared ahead of time, leaving only the hall where the big bosses and the ax gang brothers who came to the meeting were.

Seeing the 'Fire Cloud Cthulhu' who was already shaking into a sieve with fear and couldn't even speak in the seat, everyone looked astonished and confused.

"This...is really the Fire Cloud Cthulhu?"

Brother Chen pulled Master Xing to question him.

Not only he wanted to know, but everyone at the scene wanted to know.

The legendary ultimate murderer, Huoyun Cthulhu, who ranks first in the killer rankings, actually has this kind of virtue?

They haven't even started to say a word, and it feels like this Huoyun evil god is about to have a heart attack!

Does it work?

Master Xing looked back and explained: "The cloth shoes for martial arts uniforms are quite unconventional. If you can help him tidy them up, they should have a bright future..."

"QNMD! Did you save the wrong person?"

"No Brother Chen! I swear that I absolutely did as I was told!"

Master Xing quickly ran away and ran to the head of the horse.

"Huoyun Cthulhu, you can use two tricks to open everyone's horizons, don't make it difficult for me."

"That's right, let's try two tricks!"

"It's not that we don't believe you, it's mainly that everyone wants to open their eyes."

……

The ghouls and weirdos at the scene followed suit.

Even vodka and Takatsuki Izumi joined in the fun.

There is no way, after all, this Fire Cloud Cthulhu is too much!

How do you know if it's true or false if you don't play two tricks?

The head of the horse was puzzled for a few seconds.

I thought that these people did everything possible to invite me here, just to see me play two tricks?

...then let's play.

Stabilizing his mind, Mashangmen stood up from his chair.

"Then I will perform a set of [Pine Cone - Broad Bean - Lightning Whip] for everyone.".

Chapter 32

"Wait, what whip?"

"Pine Cone and Broad Bean Lightning Whip."

"What do you mean? Is there lightning?"

"Can it still release lightning? So powerful?"

Everyone was filled with anticipation.

It seems that this Fire Cloud Cthulhu deserves its reputation!

After the head of the horse adjusted his internal strength a little, he began to explain to everyone:

"To hit the pine cone and broad bean lightning whip, it takes three o'clock

[-]. Suck until the whole body is truly relaxed

The joints should be relaxed, but the fascia and membrane around the joints should be properly raised.

Here, the loose should be loose, the tight should be tight, the loose should be tight, and the tight should be loose.

This question is very complicated, and it is explained in detail in "Shangji Xingyiquan Practice and Playing Techniques", so I won't go into details here.

Second, we must practice internal strength

Only by practicing the internal strength well, Nietzsche will exert strength in his pubic region and play the power of pinecone and broad bean. "

"Slow exercise~~~This is for fitness."

[demonstration][demonstration]

Da da da, da da da!

The head of the horse played a set at a slow speed.

"Practice!"

[demonstration][demonstration]

Da Da Da Da Da Da Da!

"Lower jaw, open up, upper jaw, open down."

[demonstration][demonstration]

Da da da!Da da da!

"So look at this pine cone and broad bean, this joint is moving, isn't it?

After you have practiced your internal strength well, you can use your dantian to exert strength, and then you can play the power of pinecone and broad bean.

This is the opening and closing of the dantian, the opening and closing of the upper dan, the opening and closing of the middle dan, and the opening and closing of the lower dan.

Only by practicing the opening and closing of Dantian well can he play explosive power. "

"3!

You need to use three-dimensional Hunyuan Jin to hit the pine cone broad bean lightning whip.

Because of the strength of the whip [demonstration][demonstration], you see, it’s all three-dimensional, isn’t it, it’s all three-dimensional?

Next, I'll hit a streak of five whips, ah. "

[demonstration][demonstration]

Da-da-da, da-da-da!

da da da da da da da...

"Five lashes, one lash."

[demonstration][demonstration]

"Two whips."

[demonstration][demonstration]

"Three whips."