Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

Just then, the phone on the table rang.

Using his telekinetic ability, Tornado pulled the phone to his side through the air, and connected it.

"Hey, Genos, what's the matter?"

While answering the phone, Long Juan groomed herself against the dressing table.

As a woman, don't look at her small size, she should not be left behind when she should be delicate.

"Miss Tornado, are you alright? I heard that you blew up the Gobi Desert into a desert, so I specially called to express my condolences..."

"Don't talk nonsense, how about the mission? Is that bastard dead?"

"No, Mr. Su Ran has successfully completed the task."

"what?"

"He completed the task without using a single soldier, and disbanded the evil forces gathered by the Phantom Brigade and the Ax Gang, and it seems that the group of people will not meet again in the short term, and it seems that they have lost trust with each other .”

"How did he do that?"

Long Juan's hand wiping Baby Frost stopped abruptly.

She was shocked.

Such a big conspiracy, involving gangs of evil forces in several worlds, actually completed the mission without losing a single person?

Is it a little too crazy?

Genos hesitated for a moment, and his tone was full of doubts: "I don't know the specific situation, it seems that Mr. Su Ran invited a martial arts master over, and then played a set called [Pine Cone Broad Bean Lightning] Whip] punching, and then the opponent scattered..."

"That……"

"Let's put this matter on hold for now, Miss Long Juan. In fact, the purpose of my calling you today is to match you and Mr. Su Ran. Both of you are heroes I respect. I don't want your relationship to change. You are so stiff, if you have time tonight, I will ask Mr. Su Ran to treat you to a meal, and then ask him to apologize to you, and then everyone will smooth out the matter. From now on, everyone will live in harmony and jointly maintain world law and order Stable, what do you think?"

It has to be said that although Genos's combat effectiveness is broken, as far as he is concerned, he is definitely a woman's friend.

It's very different from Su Ran, a well-dressed beast.

Even I had no intention of apologizing, so I let him speak out.

"Did he apologize to me..."

Long Juan clenched his fist unwillingly.

If it were an ordinary person, she would definitely not accept it, and would definitely hunt him down to the ends of the earth.

But Su Ran...

After the last mosquito girl incident and this mission, Long Juan felt that he was a talent, and it would be a pity to kill him.

In addition, the person who persuaded her was Genos, a pure and kind child, and Long Juan really couldn't bear to let the younger generation down...

After hesitating for a moment, Tornado softened.

"Okay then, please tell him, my standard is very high, and ordinary apologies can't impress me."

"give it to me!"

……

It's getting dark.

The sky in the distance, under the light of the setting sun, is shining with brilliant colors, which is extremely beautiful.

Su Ran had a very leisurely life today, first went to the shopping mall to buy a few outfits, then used the 100 million bonus he got from beating Wuhe Shidao last time to get a fake ID card and bought a small apartment.

In this way, I can be regarded as having a foothold in this chaotic world.

but……

"Why does it feel like you're going further and further away?"

Su Ran rubbed her eyebrows wearily. .

Chapter 34

He still vaguely remembered that not so long ago, he was a good man.

He is still a good boy who is innocent, honest and passionate.

But now?

I plunged headlong into the quagmire of perverts and cheaters and couldn't get out!

Except for the cute girl, now even the master is not spared?

"If you continue like this, will you offend all the women in the world?"

Su Ran briefly thought about it, and suddenly a layer of goose bumps appeared all over his body.

"Nimma, don't think about it anymore, let's take a look at the reward you got last time..."

Open the system panel.

[Stand-in Crazy Diamond]

ability:

1. You can repair anything, such as a crashed car, a broken vase, as long as the crazy diamond touches it, it can be restored to its original state, even if it is stabbed 100 times and cut into pieces, as long as it is not completely dead, let Crazy diamonds can be restored with a touch.

2. Substances that can be decomposed: For example, asphalt roads can be decomposed into gravel and asphalt, concrete can be decomposed into cement slurry + sand and gravel + steel bars, mobile phones can be decomposed into batteries + screen + SOC + antenna + speaker + earpiece...

Two substances can be mixed together to form a new substance: for example, iron powder and wood are smashed and fused into a new substance that is both flammable and hard.

Break people into pieces and fuse them with stone to form organic beings between living and non-living.

3. Plastic surgery: through the combination of the above two abilities, the appearance of creatures can be changed.

For example, the face is first smashed and disassembled, and then reassembled into other shapes. The bulbous nose is changed into an aquiline nose, the single eyelid is changed into double eyelid, and the thick lips are changed into thin lips.

4. Slightly inferior to Platinum Star's batting ability.

Seeing Crazy Diamond's explanation, Su Ran couldn't hide his joy.

This stand-in ability is the fourth-generation JOJO, Dongfang Jousuke's stand-in, which belongs to the bug-level stand-in.

It can be said that as long as there are crazy diamonds present, no one will die.

In the past generations of JOJO, only the protagonist group of the 4th generation has no dead people.

But Crazy Diamond is not perfect, he has two fatal flaws.

"System, this upgraded version of Crazy Diamond, does it mean to make up for the shortcomings?"

"That's right, although Crazy Diamond can heal and restore objects, there are two situations where it cannot exert its ability.

First, Crazy Diamond cannot restore something that has completely disappeared.

The so-called complete disappearance does not mean burning to ashes, being dissolved or the like.

Even if it is burned to ashes, there are still ashes to follow, as long as there is a trace of the original substance, Crazy Diamond can restore it.

Complete disappearance refers to completely disappearing from this world.

For example, if a person's hand is cut off and thrown into the four-dimensional space, Crazy Diamond cannot be restored.

Second, crazy diamonds cannot heal themselves.

The upgraded version provided by this system completely makes up for these two shortcomings, please feel free to use the host. "

Hearing the system's explanation, Su Ran nodded in satisfaction.

This dog system is usually cheating, but there are many rewards that should be obtained!

Except for the useless 5 lightning whips, the other skills are more exciting than the other!

"Such a good ability, it's a pity not to eat something to celebrate..."

Su Ran is happy to go out.

But right now...

zizi~~

The phone in his pocket vibrated, and he picked it up to see that it was from his younger brother Genos.

"Hey, what's the matter?"

"Mr. Su Ran, actually, I have something to ask for your help..."

After learning of Janos' intentions, Su Ran was furious and furious on the spot!

"What? Apologize for dinner? Didn't I just wear a pair of long johns for her? Do you want me to invite her to dinner and apologize? Isn't that a bit deceitful?"

It is impossible to apologize, and it is impossible to apologize in this life.

What woman?So narrow-minded?Isn't it just wearing long johns?Do you still miss it after so long?

Su Ran was about to hang up the phone.

However, at this moment...

"Ding! It is detected that Genos is asking you to buy a dragon roll to eat and apologize, please make a choice."

Su Ran was caught off guard by the sudden sound of the system.

"You wait a minute!"

Press and hold the phone, and Su Ran checks the options.

"1. Accept it gladly. After all, it's my fault to give people long johns. Obediently treat Dragon Juan to dinner and apologize, and reward constipation for a week."

"2. Resolutely refuse, isn't it just a pair of long johns for someone? Why is it so serious? Ms. Long Juan's legs are cold when she sees it! I'm doing it for her! I will reward you with 10 pairs of long johns from Sheraton. "

"3. Take the clothes you just changed to apologize, and reward Xingping Hotel with a free card."

amount……

Seeing these three options, Su Ran fell into a moment of confusion.

I won't talk about options 1 and 2, but this option 3...doesn't it make me want to punish people?

It's a little hard to choose for a while...