Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

"Sorry, it's not that big."

"How big is it?"

"More than a catty..."

"There are more than one catty... Is there any?"

"Yes... or not?"

Su Ran frowned, put down the menu and slapped his pocket: "I'll tell you this, is there any, this is your shop, is there any that you still don't understand? It's not bad for money."

Meat Charm: "Oh, that's not..."

"Okay," Su Ran opened the menu again, "Four bowls of edelweiss fishbone."

"Sorry, no."

"A whole roasted fragrant pig."

"Sorry, no pigs."

"A roast goose with matsutake."

"Sorry, the goose is out today."

"Then replace it with roast duck?"

"The duck was killed by the dog."

……

"Forehead……"

Tokisaki Kurumi and Tornado twitched their eyebrows.

Nima, what are these two people talking about here?

Do you have anything?

Shendai Lishi looked sternly, and patted the table with his palm: "Waiter, are you taking revenge on us?"

Rou Mei blushed, and said with a guilty conscience: "W-how can there be..."

Jin Dai Lishi: "Is it because this guy teased you at the door just now, so why don't you order anything now?"

Rou Mei's face turned even redder: "Absolutely, absolutely not!"

Long Juan: "Could it be that this bastard told you in advance? I don't want to spend money, and I want to lose face, so why don't you order anything?"

Meat Charm: "No, no...it's what he ordered, we really don't have it here..."

"Okay, okay, stop arguing..."

Su Ran put down the menu and stretched out his hand, everyone was quiet.

"Why don't you just order a dish? Why do you have so many dramas? Well, let's have a small pheasant stewed with mushrooms. It needs a pressure cooker."

"Sorry, no."

"Then what do you have here?"

"Peanuts."

"Then here are 4 plates of peanuts!"

"OK.".

Chapter 40

After Roumei finished ordering in silence, she left with a dark face.

Everyone understood this completely.

That's it, is there no revenge?

This is already blatant revenge, okay? !

"It's all because of you, a pervert. You molested people as soon as you entered the door. Now they don't even give us food."

Tornado slapped his thigh angrily.

Nima, I worked so hard to come to this place after driving more than 200 kilometers, just to eat a few plates of peanuts?

Su Ran really dared to point!

If people don't want to sell it, can't they change places?

They only sell peanuts, so you just ordered 4 plates of peanuts?

Do you want to be so picky!

God on behalf of the world: "I have lived for more than [-] years and have seen countless men of all kinds, but I have never seen you so picky!"

Tokisaki Kurumi: "4 people eat 4 plates of peanuts? Will it be too full? How about letting her eat one less plate?"

Longjuan: "I really want to curse..."

The three girls were thinking about it, and the table was full of resentment!

However, Su Ran didn't care at all.

Because, he has done things 1 times more shameless than this, so he still cares about this?

One plate of peanuts per person, still not satisfied?

If you can’t get enough to eat... then each person will have another plate!

After a few minutes……

Rou Mei came over to serve the dishes with a dark face.

Almost half a meter away from the table, Roumei threw four plates of peanuts over, and two plates of peanuts were half-scattered on the spot.

Those who understand the situation know that this is the customer who molested the waiter and then suffered revenge.

Those who don't know the situation think that this table is a beggar!

"Wow, it seems that Yuanyue Academy should open another etiquette class to cultivate the etiquette of chefs. This chef's attitude is too bad!"

Su Ran silently picked up a peanut and put it in her mouth.

The other three women just wanted to stuff peanuts and plates into his mouth and choke him to death!

But at this moment...

"Ding! It has been detected that you have ordered 4 plates of peanuts, please make a choice."

Without any precautions, the evil voice of the system suddenly sounded in his mind.

what's the situation?

This also has options?

Su Ran quickly swallowed the peanuts to see the options:

"1. How can this order be enough to eat? A man's treat is to be aggressive and classy! He slapped the table angrily and walked away, going to the most luxurious hotel in the city to have a big meal! The reward wallet and mobile phone were stolen."

"2. Tell them it's not that they can't eat it! Just make do with a meal and reward them with a plate of cold pig's ears."

"3. Use these 4 plates of peanuts plus the 10 boxes of Moutai Feitian you just got, get three women drunk and take them home, and reward Doraemon props [Heart Listener]."

Nima?

Am I right?

Su Ran wiped her eyes and looked at option 3 again.

4 plates of peanuts, with 10 boxes of Moutai?

Want to get people drunk?

Are you kidding me?

Who is so picky when drinking alcohol!

At least add another plate of cold pig ears!

It's too much to get drunk just by eating peanuts!

Su Ranna froze in place, a little dumbfounded.

He has seen a lot of people who pick and search, but he has never seen such a pick!

A table with three girls, plus ten boxes of Moutai... the side dishes are only 4 plates of peanuts?

What if this matter gets out?

Otherwise, people will say when they see him in the future: Look, it’s that person who ordered 4 plates of peanuts and drank more than [-] bottles of wine in the tavern last time.

It's a breath of fresh air...

Su Ran has to choose carefully this time.

Option 2... It seems to be good too. There is an extra plate of cold pig ears, which is also a bit meaty.

3 options...

"System, what kind of prop is that [heart listening device]?"

To be on the safe side, it's better to ask more about the prize.

System: "[Heart Listener] is a four-dimensional prop. As long as a special patch is launched on a person, he/she can hear his/her heart."

"So fierce?"

Su Ran immediately realized that this prop was unusual, it was a prop for making big things happen!

"Needless to say, I choose 3!"

Without hesitation, Su Ran patted the table: "Waiter, come here again!"

Seeing Su Ran's reaction, Long Juan and the others thought that Su Ran was angry and wanted to order more food by force.

They all looked forward to him.