Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

The appearance looks like a Namek, but the real body is a Tobacco Star from the Cosmic Tobacco Bureau.

He looks exactly like the criminal Xiao Hei in Conan, a mysterious black man who is often caught by mistake...

Sakata Gintoki's words are surprisingly convincing at this moment!

Gui Xiaotaro: "Is it really that strong? I can't sit still, I'm going to challenge him!"

Echizen Nanjiro: "I want to see it too! Let me, the new world champion, end the winning streak of the Fist Stars!"

Two hours later...

With Tokisaki Kumzo in his left hand and Tornado in his right hand, Su Ran walked out of the small door of the hotel with Kamdai Toshishi on his back.

And behind him, a large group of people fell asleep on the ground in disarray, wine bottles and rice bowls were smashed to the ground, all kinds of snoring and dreaming sounds continued, and the scene was a mess.

Su Ran snorted coldly, like a peerless killer who slaughtered the enemy in blood, left behind a lot of sins, and walked out of the street proudly.

Real men never look back!

……

In the urban area, in a secluded single apartment.

Su Ran threw the three girls on her body onto the bed.

"Hahaha, I didn't expect these guys to drink so badly! It's not enough for a person to drink more than 40 bottles of liquor!"

"Kang San, call me husband."

Su Ran patted Tokisaki Kurumi's dim-eyed little face and said.

"Old man... hiccup"

Tokisaki Kurumi was dazed and muttered something in a low voice.

"Hahahaha! 66666!"

Su Ran immediately took out her mobile phone and asked Platinum Star to hold it beside her to record the video.

"Should I call again? Call me husband!"

"Husband huh~ hiccup~~"

After all, he drank dozens of bottles of high-grade liquor, Tokisaki Kurumi was an idiot!

Put down Kuangsan and lift up Tornado.

"Come on, Dragon Juan, call Dad...".

Chapter 42

"Dad, Dad, you're right next door, next door..."

"Should I be called? Don't ask me to give you long johns!"

"Call! My name is... Dad... Old... Husband!"

"Husband? That's fine too! Come on, kiss your husband!"

"mia!"

"Li Shi, call me husband!"

"husband!"

"Kiss my husband!"

……

Su Ran had a great time playing!

He said that he has never been so happy in his life!

Before, these women wanted to kill him, eat him, and torture him back in time, but now after calling and kissing like this, Su Ran is completely relieved!

Don't pursue it anymore!

After all, they are all called their own husbands, so they can be regarded as their own wives unilaterally!

After recording the video of the three girls calling her husband, and then making more than 20 backups on the computer, mobile phone hard disk, mobile, hard disk, network disk... Su Ran was satisfied with putting away the phone.

After everything was done, Su Ran felt that it was almost time to get down to business.

Went to the bathroom to take a shower first.

Then spray the perfume to make the whole body fragrant.

A few candles were even lit, and Miaoman's jazz music was played to add to the fun.

"Brother, I have been suppressing my own strength. I have suffered for you. I will let you shine and make the best use of everything!"

Su Ran took a deep breath and prepared to hit the base directly.

Well, three big strides layup, shoot him a three-pointer!

But at this moment...

"Ding!"

A sudden system notification sound almost made Su Ran jump out of the window!

"Nimma, what's the matter?!"

"Beep? Is the dog system coming?"

Su Ran frowned, and suddenly felt something was wrong!

"Ding! It has been detected that you have brought three girls home drunk, please make a choice."

"1. Directly commit a crime, hit the base one by one, leave a lifetime of mentality for a few girls, and reward the host to explode on the spot."

"2. Young people can only click on it. There is no need to leave a lifetime of shadows on the girls. Just sleep with them and reward the host's [Armstrong Cyclotron Jet Armstrong Cannon] to explode on the spot."

"3. Sleep and get paralyzed! Take out the mahjong that Tokisaki Kurumi got just now, wake up the three of them, and get up to play mahjong all night. Reward Wuling Hongguang."

What! ! ! ! ! ? ? ? ? ?

Seeing these three options, Su Ran felt dazzled, so she read them carefully again...

I... damn it!

Do you want to talk like this? !

Laozi and Kuzi have entrusted it, show me this!

Su Ran was dumbfounded.

It feels like being poured with a pot of cement from head to toe, and it freezes directly in place!

Everything is ready, the only thing I owe is the east wind, and the only thing that is missing is the finishing touch.

In the end, you tnd told me that the fire could not be fired?

The opponent voted?

Is it so cheating? !

"System, let me ask, just ask, the first and second options, if I, or my Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon explodes, can it be repaired with crazy diamonds?"

"No."

"System, should I fuck you?"

Su Ran sat on the ground, wiping her forehead in pain...

It's too splashy, splash it yourself, this dog system is more splashy than yourself!

Is this option human?

Do you hold back halfway through shitting?

Can't sleep well, can't sleep without sleep?

Just want to play mahjong all night! ?

After struggling on the spot for 2 hours, Su Ran finally made up his mind.

It's still a dog's life...

There will be plenty of opportunities in the future, there are still so many lovely girls in this world waiting to be rescued by me, I can't just belch here.

Forget it, play cards and play cards!

After making a decision, Su Ran immediately walked to the bedside.

It's full of murderous intent!

At this moment, three lovely and charming girls are sleeping soundly.

Her face was slightly drunk, her eyes were hazy, she was snoring softly, drooling...it was so cute.

but……

"Snapped!"

"Snapped!"

"Snapped!"

Hearing only 3 sounds like firecrackers exploding, Su Ran raised her palms, and slapped three girls' bellies vigorously, making 3 big red marks!

"Sleep you are paralyzed, wake up!"

Not to mention how powerful this slap is, it has the power to slap a normal adult with a concussion.

The three girls woke up immediately!

"What, what are you doing! You bastard, I'll kill you! Whoa, whoa..."

"Ah! It hurts so much! Don't bother me to sleep! Huh, huh~~"

Tokisaki Kurumi and Tornado sat up and cursed, then fell down and continued to sleep.

Shendai Lishi didn't get up at all!