Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

In addition, after hearing the description of God Dai Lishi just now, I feel that Su Ran is a saint!

Perhaps looking at the whole world, there is no one as upright and pure as Su Ran!

Simply a gentleman!

"The sun really came out from the west today..."

……

The meal was fantastic.

It can be said that this is the first time since Su Ran knew these women that the atmosphere was so harmonious, an unprecedented harmony!

It feels like a family of four, getting together for a meal.

"These women, what are they thinking..."

Looking at the backs of the three busy washing dishes and cleaning in the kitchen, Su Ran fell into deep thought.

But suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed. .

Chapter 44

"Didn't I have a very awesome prop? Why did I forget?"

Clicking on the system bar, Su Ran immediately took out the reward she got earlier - [heart listening device].

This is a prop in the shape of a pistol, similar in size to the Desert Eagle pistol, and it also comes with wireless speakers and headphones.

[Prop Name: Heart Listener]

[Usage and purpose: After pulling the trigger, the pistol will fire invisible, harmless and painless eavesdropping bullets. As long as it sticks to the person, you can listen to his voice through the matching earphones. If you need multiple people to eavesdrop, you can use the audio put out. 】

"Such a dick?"

Su Ran looked at the pistol in surprise.

Four-dimensional props are unreasonable.

Mind reading is originally a very advanced and unsolvable function. As long as ordinary people acquire this ability, they can basically walk sideways.

However, in the world of Doraemon, this thing can be mass-produced!

Moreover, this [heart listening device] can not only eavesdrop on other people's voices, but also turn it on, so that people around can listen together... This is a bit of a foul!

Putting on the headphones quietly, Su Ran immediately prepared to test the function of the bugging pistol.

biu!

A bullet was fired.

Hit Tokisaki Kurumi's hair precisely.

Almost at the same time, Kurumi's heartfelt voice came from the earphones:

"This stinky rascal, hmph, he really asked me to do the dishes when he said he wanted to do the dishes? I wonder if that's just a polite way of speaking? I don't know how to be considerate of girls at all, hmph!"

"This kind of person, if someone becomes his girlfriend in the future, will he let other girls wash the dishes, mop the floor and wash the clothes every day? What a big idiot who doesn't understand style!"

What the fuck?

Hearing Kuang San's heartfelt voice, Su Ran suddenly fell into confusion.

what's going on?

Why is this little girl so angry?

Didn't she just want to kill herself?

This feeling...

Why is it a bit like a resentful little girlfriend!

Su Ran shuddered and got goosebumps all over her body.

He was a little confused about the situation.

During the period of their convalescence, what kind of mental journey did Tokisaki Kurumi go through...

Switching bullets, Su Ran was ready to eavesdrop on the next target.

Aiming at the tornado, with a sound of biu, a bullet was shot out.

Heartfelt voice:

"Is there really such an upright boy in this world? He is a saint! He doesn't touch me, is it because I am not attractive enough? It seems that my penis is relatively small... If I have the size of the ghoul next to me That's enough... Let's talk about what an aircraft carrier-level weapon looks like... That guy is actually hiding something, I really want to find a chance to confirm it with my own eyes..."

To be honest, Tornado's thinking is more jumpy, thinking about this and that, it makes people feel confused.

But even so, Su Ran still understood most of the content.

But the blame is in that last paragraph.

aircraft carrier?

Is the aircraft carrier hidden?

What the hell?

"…………"

Su Ran's head became more and more confused.

He really felt that this tool for eavesdropping was not perfect yet.

It would be great if I could match it with the picture I imagined in my mind while listening...

"Forget it, next one."

Load up the bullet and move on to the next person...

biu!

The eavesdropping bullet hit Jin Dai Lishi silently, and the other party's heartfelt voice appeared in the earphone:

"Hey, I haven't eaten human flesh for a long time. I'm so hungry... By the way, what does an aircraft carrier taste like? I really want to try it once..."

"?????"

Su Ran was in a daze!

Special!

What are you talking about? !

What aircraft carrier?I hide it for a while, and want to eat it for a while, is that special? ? ?

I don't read much, so I don't understand!

20 minute later.

The three women packed up the kitchen and came out.

Although everyone has their own ghosts in their hearts, everyone is still friendly on the surface, with a smile on their faces, as if they have never thought about anything.

"Oh, I didn't expect that washing dishes is such an interesting thing. Why didn't I notice it before? Hehehe..."

Tokisaki Kurumi's mouth, a deceiving ghost.

Seeing her covering her mouth to hide her smile, Su Ran rolled her eyes: "From then on, you will be in charge of washing the dishes."

Tokisaki Kurumi: "..."

"Hmph, stinky man, if you do some housework for me, you'll get carried away? You bastard should really go to hell!"

Tornado proudly raised his head.

Originally, this guy is usually like this, an arrogant look who looks down on everyone.

But now it's different!

Su Ran has eavesdropped on her heart just now, this woman is also very upright!

So arrogant, what about the aircraft carrier, do you still want to watch it?

Su Ran didn't want to talk to her, and turned to look at Shendai Lishi.

God Dai Lishi smiled slightly, and was about to give a labor speech, but suddenly, the whole person fell straight down!

Su Ran: "???"

Dragon Juan: "What's the matter?"

Tokisaki Kurumi: "Is it anemia? No, she seems a little weak?"

Several people hurriedly carried Shendai Lishi to the bed, served him with brown sugar water and white eggs.

"I, I can't eat these things...cough cough..."

Shendai Lishi coughed a few times, pushed away the food, and then there was a sound of taste in the lower abdomen———

goo ——————

Hearing this voice, everyone realized that Shendai Lishi must have fainted from hunger!

After all, for the past half month, the god Dai Lishi has been staying at the Kohei Hotel, and Tokisaki Kurumi has been squatting with Su Ran.

Haven't eaten!

For the gluttonous eater of God on behalf of the world, just drinking coffee is not enough to eat at all!

Drinking two big barrels of coffee is not even a sore throat!

"What should I do, Su Ran? Think of something quickly!".

Chapter 45

"That's right! You can't let Li Shi starve to death!"

"Li Shi is only a kid in his twenties! How can he starve to death?"