Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

It's better to change her hairstyle and change her clothes so that she won't find herself easily.

"I remember that tender ass man seems to be the owner of a barber shop..."

Su Ran looked around, looking for a barbershop in the shops in Pig Cage City.

Using the eyes of a platinum star electronic scanner, he instantly saw the barber shop of the handsome and tender man.

But unfortunately, there was a conflict outside the barber shop at this time.

A scruffy little gangster, he was besieged by the renters and the villagers for blackmailing the young man.

"Huh? Master Xing?"

Su Ran rushed over to watch the excitement.

As a person of the Celestial Dynasty, watching the excitement is in nature, and it is an ancestral skill, which cannot be lost.

And he wants to see if the fighting power of the people here has changed after the original single Kung Fu world is merged into the Zongman world.

"You are a young bird, the ax will help you sleep in it, whoever is not afraid of death, take a step forward!"

Everyone step forward.

"Oh, that's not negotiable, okay, the rules of the world are duel! It's one-on-one, and no one wants to foul!"

Xingzi began to look for soft persimmons in the crowd.

"Auntie who took the onion, come out! Why do you have such a fierce expression? Do you think you can beat me? I will let you punch me, hit me!"

boom!

The aunt punched out, and Su Ran only heard a loud muffled sound. Master Xing vomited a stream of blood and sprayed the aunt's face.

"Auntie, what are you doing?"

"I plow the fields~"

"Plow the field, plow the field well, you, go back to the field!"

"There are cat cakes~"

"You still talk back when you do something wrong? It's not because you have cat cakes, I would have K'ed you a long time ago!"

Seeing Master Xing playing a rogue with a faceless face, the onlookers shook their heads and sighed: You don't talk about martial arts, young man.

"That dwarf, the one who is five feet and half an inch away, is you. If you are a dwarf, you have to admit that you were beaten and stand firm, come out!"

The 2-meter-tall dwarf stood up.

"Hey, I look down on dishonest people the most in my life, sit down!"

"The old man with glasses is so tugging? Come out!"

The old man with a C-cup chest pushed through the crowd and came out.

"Hey, I'm not calling you old man, I'm calling that... brat, I've endured you for a long time, come out!"

The child with a B-cup chest pushed through the crowd and came out.

Master Xing was speechless.

Nima, are you kidding me?

Is this a pig cage city or a murderous city?Which child has a B cup for chest muscles?

At this time, the charter woman stood up and took off a slipper and took it as a weapon in her hand.

"The person in charge is you, fat woman?"

"Snapped!"

"Hey! Ax Gang!"

"Snapped!"

"Big brother!"

"Snapped!"

Master Xing was beaten and fled in all directions, the only way out was to call people!

He took out a firecracker from his bag and lit it.

Su Ran was thinking about whether to go over and help him put out the firecrackers.

But at this moment...

"Ding! It is detected that Master Xing has lit a firecracker and is about to call for help, please make a choice."

What?

Can this come too?

Su Ran quickly looked at the options.

"1. It is wrong to fight, put an end to violence, and kill a fierce battle in the cradle—go and kill Xing Ye's firecrackers, and reward the [Warrior Physique] that has just been obtained to disappear."

"2. It's none of my business. I'm just a stand-in messenger to watch the fun. I let Master Xing throw out firecrackers—a reward for a hoarse and swollen voice for a whole year."

"3. It's not a big deal to watch the excitement, the bigger the better! ——Replace the firecrackers in Master Xing's hands with grenades with lightning speed, and reward [Dancing Kongshu]."

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Ask for flowers, evaluation votes, beg.

Chapter 7

After seeing the specific content of these three options, the corners of Su Ran's mouth twitched wildly,

Nima, is there such an operation? !

Slowly scanning the line of sight to the third option, Su Ran swallowed a mouthful of saliva and made a silent decision.

"I choose 3!"

Anyway, it's just to watch the excitement, Su Ran really doesn't mind making the excitement even bigger!

The moment the choice was made, Su Ran's right trouser pocket bulged, and he reached out and took out a dark green metal object.

Grenade!

Still very popular MKⅡ grenade!

The lethality is great!

far away.

"A cloud-piercing arrow! Thousands of troops..."

"The cafeteria pours hot sauce, smash it-Valudo!"

In the nick of time, Su Ran quickly activates the time-stop ability before Master Xing throws the firecracker!

Huge spiritual power burst out from the fingertips of Platinum Star, and the whole world suddenly faded into black, white and gray negatives.

The only ones with their own colors are Su Ran and Platinum Star who can move freely during this timeout.

Instantly moved to Master Xing, silently replaced the firecracker in his hand with a grenade, and silently pulled the fuse, and then silently returned to the crowd...

When things are done, go away and hide your merits and fame!

3, 2, 1...

Time returns to flow.

"Come and meet!"

Master Xing threw it away.

boom!

A huge thunderous explosion sounded behind itself.

The fragments of sand and gravel that were blown away continued to slam down fiercely, causing the ground to tremble!

The violent explosion sent Master Xing and a group of onlookers flying and smashed them to the ground!

"F, what happened?"

Master Xing was just stupid!

I just threw a 2 cents firecracker out, how could it be so powerful!

"Who threw the grenade!?"

At this time, the Ax Gang just passing by outside the pig cage city, covered in blood, climbed in with great difficulty.

They were walking normally outside here just now, who knew a grenade fell from the sky!

Half of the members were blown to pieces on the spot, and the remaining half had either comminuted fractures or missing arms or legs.

"We are under attack! Call someone! Call someone!"

The fat guy who looked like the team leader yelled, and a guy next to him immediately took out a smartphone and made a call.

"Damn it? The Ax Gang actually used their mobile phone?"

Su Ran was speechless.

It seems that there are many things in this fusion world!

The boss of the Ax Gang will come by plane later, right?

5 minute later.

da da da da ~~

An Apache helicopter descended from the sky, and Ax helped the eldest brother Chen get out of it.

Su Ran: "........."

"Who did it?"

"........."