Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

"Ding!!!"

The system's beep sounded from my ears again!

"It has been detected that you are being asked about your identity by Rem, please make a choice."

"1. Tell her that I am a time traveler with multiple abilities, and I know your identity, so it's best not to resist me. Reward a pack of hot pot base."

"2. Tell her that I am your future husband, and I will reward you with a pack of hot pot base and a bottle of sesame oil."

"3. Tell her that I'm just a pervert passing by, and reward [erhu]."

Nima...

Even the second option is the same?

So what exactly is this erhu skill? .

Chapter 62

Without thinking too much, Su Ran directly chose 3!

With a flick of his sleeves, Su Ran moved two steps aside.

then,

Put your hands behind your back and turn sideways.

"Who am I? Humph, I'm just a pervert passing by."

After speaking, he moved in an instant and left gracefully.

When things are done, go away and hide your merits and fame!

……

……

"What! Lost!?"

In Roswall Castle.

Seeing Rem, whose cuffs were torn, covered in plaster, and returned in failure, everyone was surprised.

The magic that Rem learned last time is an advanced magic with extremely powerful lethality!

Even Roswaal wouldn't be able to bear it if it was a head-on attack.

That's it, it's still a complete failure?

He didn't even scratch the opponent's skin!

"What is the origin of that guy... Are all people in the other world this scary?"

Emilia held her chin in thought.

"No, I've been in a different world for a while, and I didn't find any scary guys there. It's better to say that most of the people are ordinary people, only that guy is special..."

Rem wiped the saliva on her arm, and walked towards Beatrice with firm eyes:

"Please teach me more powerful magic! I must kill that bastard!"

Beatrice: "I thought so too..."

……

In the urban area, outside a medium-sized supermarket.

In order to avoid bumping into Lei Mu again, Su Ran deliberately chose a different supermarket to buy vegetables today.

but……

"Quick, look! That blue-haired girl is so cute!"

"W-Which cat cafe is this maid? It's too righteous!"

"Fuck you, cat cafes are all cosmetic monsters, this one is a special one!"

"This young lady is so cute, I wonder if I can get her phone number..."

"Short hair, blue hair, maid outfit, white silk, black leather shoes... I can't take it anymore..."

……

"Damn it? Why did you bump into me?"

Su Ran was still surprised one second, and the next second, the system prompt popped up again!

"Ding! It was detected that you ran into Rem while shopping for groceries, please make a choice."

"1. Go up to say hello in a friendly way, then leave as if nothing happened, and reward you with a Chinese cabbage."

"2. Pretend to go over and say hello, tell her that I know you and that I am her future husband, and I will reward her with two catties of pork belly."

"3. Talking so much nonsense is so annoying! Just rush up and take off Rem's white stockings, then lick her tui, and reward Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs with 20 catties."

shit...

Su Ran swallowed nervously.

This dog system is getting more and more excessive!

The last time it was the hands, the last time it was the face, neck, and hunger.

This time I switched legs!

If you continue to operate, will it break the law?

Think for a second.

Su Ran loosened her hands and put down her pockets.

What are you waiting for?

Hurry up!

What Lao Tzu is best at is repeatedly jumping on the edge of breaking the law!

One burst out, and Su Ran crushed two fire bricks!

This time Rem had a completely different reaction from the previous two.

She seems to have been paying attention to the movements around her, waiting for an opportunity to fight back.

I came prepared!

"Snow air condenses away!"

Before the black shadow pounced, Rem took the lead in attacking!

This trick, but she learned it from the big elf Parker.

It is the ability of the ice and snow system, which can quickly freeze the target.

but……

"How dare such a petty trick make such a fool!"

"Canteen Spicy Sauce! Smash Varudo!"

"Crazy diamond!"

Still the original recipe, still the familiar taste.

Two stand-ins of Force Speed ​​Double A burst out!

"Ola Ola Ola Ola!"

"No need! No weapons this time!"

Su Ran stepped forward and put Rem down.

Then get started.

After these few confrontations, Su Ran has developed muscle memory!

Ma Liu pulls down her socks, Ma Liu puts her mouth on her mouth, and Ma Liu closes her mouth...

After one operation, it was actually 1 minute faster than before!

Practice makes perfect!

"You! Who the hell are you bastard!"

Rem's tears were shining, she was on the verge of crying!

"Ding! Detected..."

"No need to test! I choose 3!"

This time, Su Ran didn't give the system a chance to report the options!

With a wave of his sleeves, he put his hands behind his back, with a bit of self-confidence in his pride, and a bit of evil in his self-confidence: "I said it all, I am just a pervert passing by."

Whoosh!

Flash in place, move instantly!

When things are done, go away and hide your merits and fame!

……

RE0 world, castle

Roswaal: "What! Lost again!?"

Emilia: "How strong is that guy!"

Beatrice: "Damn it! Come again! I want to give you all my magic!"

Rem: "I, I...

…………

In the suburbs, in front of a canteen at a bus station far away from the city.