Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

The pink humanoid stand-in screamed out, and slapped Su Ran with one hand, activating the repair ability.

As a ghoul, Takatsuki Izumi couldn't see any substitute at all, but he only felt a strange surge in his abdomen, which turned into severe cramps after only two or three seconds.

"W-what's the matter?"

"Yuck~"

Accompanied by a large mouthful of gastric juice, Takatsuki Izumi vomited in one gulp.

Directly in the blood-water mixed chew, a piece of meat that has been crushed and chewed was covered by a golden light layer, and then it was almost deformed in the air, returning to a complete piece of bloody pork belly, which was attached to Su Ran on the wound.

After a while, the bloody wound just now returned to its original state.

The piece of meat bitten off by Izumi Takatsuki was picked up again!

"This!"

Takatsuki Izumi was dumbfounded!

What's the matter? This is it?

The meat from the stomach can fly out and grow back by itself! ?

What kind of ability is this!

"Okay, now it's my turn."

"According to the regulations, I will eat a piece of your meat as compensation."

Su Ran walked over cheerfully, Takatsuki Izumi only felt his head buzzing.

"Hey, don't bring something like this!"

Takatsuki Izumi feels his heart is bleeding!

What the hell, I asked you to wash at home for a long time, and even gave you a bath. After finally biting a piece of meat and eating it, I vomited it out before it was warmed up!

Now you want to eat me again?

Don't bring such a trick!

Su Ran frowned, and his expression straightened: "To be a man, you must practice martial arts. This is an agreement we made in advance. You can't go back on your word."

"But your flesh has grown back!"

"I have a way to grow back. You have indeed eaten it. Didn't you reward you with a few mouthfuls of blood?"

The effect of Crazy Diamond is that it can only restore the original substance.

For example, the meat that has just been eaten has not had time to be digested and decomposed, so it can be recovered.

If it has been decomposed by the stomach, then sent to the small intestine for digestion and absorption, and finally becomes feces, there is no way to recover.

Unless it is to let Inoue Orihime's Shuangtian Guishien operate, reverse the time and space, and then restore it.

As for blood...

Blood is a liquid, and it hardly stays in the stomach after a person drinks it, but directly enters the small intestine.

Now Su Ran's mouthful of blood has been digested and absorbed by Takatsuki Izumi, and has entered the kidneys to start circulating, so there is no way to recover.

"Damn it, you lied to me..."

Takatsuki Izumi knelt on the ground weakly, feeling like he was being lied to from head to toe!

I have only heard that a duck with its mouth full can fly before, but I have never seen a duck that has eaten its belly can fly!

I have let people prostitute a mouthful of meat for nothing!

"Then, where are you going to eat? Do I have to wash?"

After a moment of silence, Takatsuki Izumi asked with a blushing face.

Su Ran chuckled: "Just go and rinse your mouth."

"What?"

"As a person who eats hot pot, I like beef tongue the most, so you know..."

A few minutes later, Takatsuki Izumi finished rinsing his mouth with Colgate.

Then he walked over to let Su Ran eat.

1 minutes later……

"You bastard, when do you eat?"

Takatsuki Izumi asked vaguely.

"Hey, I'm looking, I'm looking."

5 minutes later……

"Hey, do you guys eat or not! Are you teasing me on purpose!"

"Don't worry, they say you need to look for it? When you eat ice cream, do you bite it down? There are many ways to eat. I eat hard candy."

10 minutes later……

Takatsuki Izumi shook his head.

"Asshole, I think you are lying to me! You don't want to eat at all!"

Su Ran spread out her hands, so she said in a difficult way: "I'm very particular about food. Usually, when boiling a hot pot, I have to match a soothing music, pour red wine, and light candles. Only when the atmosphere is enough Have an appetite to eat.

For high-end dishes like beef, I chew them repeatedly, savor them slowly, and eat them at the end.

If you do it like this, it makes me lose my mood, so I won't eat today, come over to eat next time! "

After listening to Su Ran's plausible reasoning, Takatsuki Izumi felt that his lungs were about to explode!

God, how could there be such a brazen man in this world?

Is that human being? !

What evil did I do to think of hitting him!

"Bastard, you bastard..."

"It's disgusting, woo woo..."

He was so angry that he was about to cry.

Su Ran patted Takatsuki Quan's head, and comforted like a warm-hearted uncle: "Oh, it's okay, if you want to eat me in the future, just give me a call, I'll be here anytime!"

"really?"

"Really! But it's still the old rule. If you eat a bite of my meat, I will eat a bite of yours. We will go back and forth and do long-term business.".

Chapter 89

The sun is shining and the breeze is blowing.

On the busy streets, there are people coming and going, yelling, greetings, car horns, telephones on the receiver...you can hear it endlessly.

Central Avenue, in front of a bustling commercial plaza.

Hundreds of onlookers gathered here, exclaiming in amazement at the huge thing in front of them.

"Look! That guy is so huge! He may be 6 to [-] meters tall!"

"Oh my god, how can there be such a tall person?! Is this human?!"

"It must be a weirdo! Everyone run!"

"Don't worry, if it was a weird person, he would have attacked us long ago, this guy, no, this old man should be a good man!"

……

The old man who is called a weirdo by everyone is more than 7 meters tall.

He has a muscular body, a beard that curves up into a crescent shape, and a black turban wrapped around his head. Just standing up, he gives people a feeling of being upright and domineering!

White Beard looked at everything in front of him in astonishment.

who am I?

where am I?

what happened?

As soon as Whitebeard stepped into the fusion world, a quality triple came.

He said that this place is so strange!

Not quite like his Moby Dick!

Besides, with so many people watching around me, why are they still pointing and pointing? ?

Are they looking down on themselves?

"You bastards! Stop pointing at me!"

Hearing Whitebeard's roar, the crowd of onlookers suddenly became angry!

"Look! This guy is mad!"

"He must be a freak! He is hostile to us!"

"Hit him!"

Seven or eight courageous passers-by picked up small stones from the side of the road and began to throw them at Whitebeard frantically.

These people have no idea that they are playing with fire!

Whitebeard, one of the "Four Emperors" of the New World, is powerful and is recognized as "the strongest man in the world" after Roger's death, possessing the terrifying power to destroy the world.

Although White Beard looks like a kind old man, he has a very bad temper!

The older the guy, the more terrifying his strength!

For example, the president of the Hunter Association, Nitro, the captain of Goutei 13, Yamamoto Genryasai Shigekuni, and Whitebeard...

Don't offend these old people!