Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

“Zizzi~~”

Tornado's cell phone on the table vibrated, and she flicked her finger lightly. A green fluorescent light wrapped the surface of the phone. Under the influence of powerful thoughts, the phone slowly floated towards Tornado, hovering beside her ear.

"Moses Moses?"

"It's me, Genos."

Janos' voice on the phone was a little weak.

"What's wrong? Has the weirdo been solved?"

"Yes."

"Is it necessary to report this kind of thing to me?"

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a few seconds, and then there was Janos' unbelievable voice: "Miss Tornado, you may not believe it, the mosquito girl was not defeated by me, but by an ordinary resident here."

"Oh? There are such strong people over there? According to our information, it shouldn't be the ultimate killer Huoyun Cthulhu, who ranks first in the killer list, who has this strength, is he?"

"no……"

"no?"

The dragon roll is a little bit interesting.

According to the database of the Heroes Association, the monster Mosquito Girl who teamed up with the Ax Gang this time has a disaster level of 'ghost'.

Ordinary martial arts masters in the low martial arts world are difficult to deal with.

Unless it's the kind of heroes with unrivaled powers, such as Qiao Feng who hides a stereo in his hat and uses his own BGM to shake away mosquitoes, or Ding Chunqiu who is good at using poison and kills mosquitoes with five-poison powder.

In the first generation of Pig Cage City, the only one who could fight against Mosquito Girl was Huoyun Cthulhu, who was rumored to be able to catch bullets.

But it turned out not to be?

"What's the background of that guy? How did he beat the weirdo?"

Tornado continued to ask questions.

Genos on the other end of the phone briefly took his ears off the receiver, turned his head, and looked at Su Ran and Mosquito Girl beside him in disbelief.

"Miss Long Juan, you may not believe it when you tell me, this weird person... Mosquito girl... Mosquito girl was fucked off by him..."

"what???"

Tornado opened his mouth wide in surprise.

"Mosquito girl, let this young man named Su Ran break his leg, and the attitude of Mosquito girl seems to have changed...I suggest you come here to confirm..."

……

He took out a few balls of black mud from the jar, and the charter woman spread it on the mosquito girl's legs.

The charterer set up a stove on the side to cook soup.

"You said you, what's wrong with doing something young? Do you have to join the Ax Gang? They are all bad guys..."

The charter woman frowned and spoke earnestly.

The educated mosquito girl was ashamed to throw her head up.

"Fortunately, no one was hurt this time. After the injury is healed here, you can surrender yourself. According to my judgment, it is estimated that you will be released after a year or two of sentence. Then we will talk about you and him. Bar."

Mosquito Girl nodded, and glanced at Su Ran who was standing by the balcony blowing wind, her cheeks flushed involuntarily.

While fanning the flames, the charterer said to himself, "I really don't understand, why are you so attracted to him? Isn't he just a kid? If you want to talk about kung fu, I also have kung fu!"

The charter woman: "Immortal! You don't want to live anymore, do you?"

Charterer: "Hey, I was just joking..."

Mosquito Girl poked her fingers, and said a little embarrassedly: "Because Su Ran... made me feel like a woman..."

landlord:"……"

Landlady:"……"

Su Ran's heart is broken.

Originally, I only wanted to play with Mosquito Legs, but I didn’t realize that I was playing Dafa!

This woman actually developed feelings for herself!

The mosquito girl actually fell in love with her!

That's right, no woman in this world can refuse after seeing his hand speed that is almost open...

"Huh? Genos, how did you get beaten like this?"

Just when Su Ran was feeling confused about his future, suddenly, there was an ethereal breath from the sky.

Looking up, it was a little green loli.

Wearing a long black dress with slits, green curly hair with a hint of fluorescence when the ability is activated, the mature look is extremely unmatched by the loli face, giving people a feeling that although it is legal, it has been expired for a long time.

The trembling tornado, ranked second in the S class of the Heroes Association, a person with superpowers.

"This guy's slit is so high..."

Seeing a person floating in the sky suddenly, and she was also a cute girl, Bao Zugong immediately dropped what he was doing and used his whole body to peek.

But unfortunately, nothing can be seen!

Although the two pencil legs of the tornado are exposed outside, they are limited to this, and if there are more, you will not be able to see it!

"hateful……"

"hateful……"

Baozugong and Su Ran made a voice at the same time.

The two looked at each other, showing the smile of a fellow man, the smile of an old gentleman.

"Fuck, this guy actually uses his mind to control the slits of his skirt, blocking my gentleman's sight in all directions, what a trick!"

Su Ran directly activated the eyes of the Platinum Star lithography machine to squint, staring at the two bundles of cloth on Sister Tornado Yujie's legs, and looked inside hard.

In the world of One-Punch Man, the biggest mystery is not who is the first S-level blaster, nor who is stronger, Boros or Dire Wolf, nor who is the god-level weirdo, but whether there is a small tornado Wear a bottoming library!

As the welfare officer of the whole One Punch World, Xiaolongjuan is not wearing any clothes no matter from that angle!

Su Ran is convinced of this!

When reading comics before, Su Ran felt that Long Juan's clothes were sensual, every time they were wrapped just right, 99% of them were already exposed, except for the last point.

He seriously suspected that the tornado was actually in neutral and was just using his mind to control the underpants. In fact, he wasn't wearing a base coat at all!

Seeing him in person today, Su Ran confirmed his thoughts again.

Well, definitely in neutral! .

Chapter 11

"Are you the man who beat the weirdo?"

It was clearly in the sky, but Long Juan looked at people with his nostrils proudly.

This is the strongest arrogance and arrogance of being the Heroes Association.

Su Ran smiled calmly, and was about to introduce herself.

But right now...

"Ding! It is detected that the tornado is asking for your identity information, please make a choice."

A system sound like a devil whispering suddenly rang in his ears.

Su Ran was taken aback on the spot.

What?

This also triggers the option?

With a cautious attitude, Su Ran clicked on the option bar to check.

"1. Say hello normally, introduce yourself, and tell her that you are just an ordinary villager who makes a living by farming, and you will be rewarded with a 10 cm shorter height."

"2. Say hello normally, expose your identity frankly, and tell her that you are naked! You are best at dealing with little loli! Let her obediently come and be my slave, or you will die! Reward Huoyun Cthulhu [Ha Toad Skill]"

"3. Ask me a fart! Tell her: Instead of asking for my information, you should tell me first, do you wear leggings? Reward the old beggar's version of [Tathagata Palm]"

puff!

Seeing the content of these three options, Su Ran staggered on the spot and almost lost his footing!

Nima!

Again!

Does the system offer high-powered options every time a cute girl appears?

I can't stand it!

"Hey, what's the matter with you guy? I'm asking you something!"

Seeing that Su Ran didn't respond for a long time, Long Juan became a little angry.

Janos next to him also crazily hinted at Su Ran: "Hey, senior, answer her quickly, Miss Tornado has a bad temper, if you offend her, maybe..."

How could Su Ran care about Janos?

At the moment his attention is all on those three options.

Option 1 is definitely not to be selected, the most normal option every time the system comes out is the most cheating.

Normal greetings and polite self-introduction, is this what ordinary people should do?

But this ordinary thing that ordinary people would do, actually want to reduce their height by 10 centimeters?

How shameless is this shitty system?

Only choose from 2 and 3...

"Anyway, it's all about death, of course choose the one with a good reward! I choose 3!"