Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

To be on the safe side, Master Madara decided to ask.

After all, if this kind of thing is not asked clearly, it is likely to cause a lifetime of psychological shadow!

At this time, White Beard no longer had the arrogant and majestic posture of the Four Emperors before.

It took more than 300 packets of normal saline to finally help him wash off the chili oil. At this moment, the whole person is exhausted.

"Old, old man is fighting with people? But he was dissatisfied with the result of the battle, so he was, was punished with chili oil by that bastard!"

Uchiha Madara gasped.

Fortunately, it was fixed, not playing some kind of play!

But this Su Ran really likes to trick people!

Just like last time, I obviously didn't want to cross the road, but was forced to cross the road 100 times...

Now my legs are still useless, and I need the help of doctors and nurses to get up and go to the toilet.

Sometimes it's even colder, and I can't even get out of bed, so I just ask the nurse to pick it up with a basin...

He looks like a paralyzed patient...

At this time, the door of the ward opened.

Su Ran walked in with Tornado and Takatsuki Quan.

"Yo, Whitebeard, are you awake?"

Hearing Su Ran's voice, White Beard clenched his fists angrily!

I really want to go crazy!

But just because he cared about his physical condition now, let alone getting mad, even a little movement would not do.

I had to knock out my teeth and swallow it...

"I have continued your medical expenses for about 10 years, so don't worry. If you want to infuse some normal saline, amino acids, and nutrient solutions, you can ask the nurse. If you want to take any supplements, you can take them." The most expensive one, you can eat 20 bottles a day without any problem!"

Hearing this, Tornado couldn't help frowning.

Nima, do you still have such generosity?

Ask people to stay in the hospital, and ask them to take a lot of medicine and infusions?

This is called doing something?

Uchiha Madara hammered the bed down heavily, and said with difficulty: "Are we going to live here forever? Can you find a way to send me back to the previous world? Even if I am sent back to the state of undead, I can accept it." ah!"

The corners of Master Madara's eyes were sore, he really wanted to cry.

Meow, he is in the ninja world, but he is still a powerful boss-level existence who has fooled countless people.

Even if it is dead, it is temporary.

It's just part of the plot.

There are many other ways in the ninja world to bring the dead back to life.

But when I came to this place, dragging a crumbling body, dangling nutrient solution all day, reduced to the point where I couldn't even poop, it was so sad!

After hearing Uchiha Madara's words, White Beard frowned, and he was finally convinced that he had traveled to a different world.

So he said: "Yes, can you find a way to send me back to the original world? I can give you as much money as you want!"

Su Ran shook his head, sighed in his eyes and said: "I can't give this away as I want, your world is a large world, and it will take many years to fully integrate into it, but although only a few of you have come in now, maybe you will wait After a while, your acquaintances will come over together? So wait slowly, wait for fellow villagers to come!"

Su Ran is also looking for ways to communicate with other worlds.

He believes that there is only one person in this world who knows.

That is Rem.

When chasing and fighting with Rem on the street several times, Rem used different magic skills each time, and each time was stronger than the last time.

It was obvious that Rem returned to her hometown after losing to him, and then learned from Beatrice.

If you meet Rem next time, bring her back and torture her!

After explaining some details, Su Ran left the hospital with the two girls.

"I'm so tired after the fight, why don't we go shopping in the mall?"

Long Juan stretched his waist and said lazily.

Su Ran: "Is this suitable for someone who just destroyed a city and caused tens of thousands of casualties?"

Dragon Juan: "No matter how many ants die, those people will only waste food if they stay in the world."

Su Ran: "I just like your rebellious character, let's go, I'll treat you!"

two hours later.

Three people came out of the mall with big bags and small bags.

And just across the street.

A cute girl with ear-length blue short hair, half of her eyes covered by bangs, and wearing a maid outfit was walking slowly on the sidewalk with two huge bags.

Because of the girl's cute appearance and the maid's attire like white silk and black leather shoes, many passers-by stopped to watch. .

Chapter 94

"W-Is this a maid from a coffee shop? That's too upright!"

"Go to your uncle, the coffee shops are all second-rate goods, this one is the top-tier goods!"

"This young lady is so cute, I wonder if I can get her phone number..."

"Short hair, blue hair, maid outfit, white silk, black leather shoes... I can't stand it anymore..."

A group of LSPs saw their tongues straightened and their legs went numb.

Many people even secretly took out their mobile phones to take pictures.

At this time, in the crowd.

After shopping with the two girls, Su Ran, who was about to happily go home and make trouble, also opened her mouth wide in surprise, and the bag in her hand fell to the ground involuntarily.

"Re-broadcast again!?"

If I remember correctly, Su Ran has seen this scene several times!

And according to the previous routine, the system sound should start ringing again soon!

"Ding!"

The second after Su Ran finished thinking, an unexpected voice sounded in his head!

"Ding! It was detected that you ran into Rem while shopping for groceries, please make a choice."

"1. Go up to say hello in a friendly way, then leave as if nothing happened, and reward you with a Chinese cabbage."

"2. Pretend to go over and say hello, tell her that I know you and that I am her future husband, and I will reward her with two catties of pork belly."

"3. Talking so much nonsense, what a mess! Go straight up and attack Rem's face, neck, and mouth, and reward Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs with 20 catties."

Lie down, lie down!

Seeing these three options, Su Ran spit out on the spot.

Nima!

Again!

Just like the previous few times, as long as you meet Rem, this perverted option will be made big directly!

"This Nima..."

Su Ran nervously swallowed her saliva, and looked at the two girls with happy expressions beside her.

Fortunately, the previous few times, I ran to attack people alone.

This time is different!

This time, there are two girls waiting by the side!

Could it be that he wanted to punish Sister Remu in front of them?

Just when Su Ran was in a daze and didn't know what to do.

Rem across the street suddenly stopped and looked at Su Ran across the street foolishly.

Just watched for 15 seconds...

"Woooo..."..."

Just started crying!

Nima?Do you want to be so ruthless?

What are you doing by yourself?Why did you cry first?

"Why is that girl crying?"

"Su Ran, did you do it?"

Tornado and Takatsuki Izumi also noticed the weeping Rem.

But what's pissing off is that the tornado didn't even think about it, and immediately judged that it was Su Ran who did it!

"Hey, isn't it a bit hurtful for you to talk like that? I'm so good at walking on the street, why do you suspect me?"

Su Ran expressed that she would like to know the answer.

Long Juan and Takatsuki Izumi frowned: "It always feels like you did it."

"According to your personality, it doesn't seem so difficult to force a strange girl to do perverted things on the street, right?"

"I think this girl with blue hair is probably related to Su Ran."

I have to say that a woman's sixth sense is quite accurate.