Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

But Madame is different here.

With bark all over his face and white hair all over his head, he looks decades older than the white beard!

"Excuse me bro, what do you do?"

"I'm a pirate, have you heard of the Four Emperors of the New World?"

"How could I have heard of it? I'm not from your place..."

"Goo la la la la~"

Whitebeard let out a signature laugh, and then twisted his huge body around.

"What about you? Brother, what do you do?"

Madara held the back of his head with both hands, looked at the ceiling and sighed: "Oh, I am a ninja, and I am a very powerful ninja."

"How powerful is very powerful?"

"Probably our number one or second best in the world!"

White Beard was surprised: "Then you should be better than me, I should be in the top 5 in our world!"

"Well, I can see that your aura is indeed different."

"Haha, brother, you too. Although you look weak now, I can imagine that when you were young, you must have been very imposing!"

"Of course, brother, I was the one who fought with Hashirama back then! The ninjas from the Five Great Nations were beaten to the brim, and ran for their lives with their tails between their legs!"

"Haha, little brother, I was the same back then. I can blow the stomachs of those marines through a fart!"

.......

Chapter 98

Infirmary.

Hirasaka Ryuji was sitting on the office chair, writing and drawing on the paper with a serious face.

At this time, if someone passing by sees the doctor's condition, they will think that he is taking notes conscientiously and is a good doctor.

If you get closer, you will find that he is writing about some secret ingredients, such as chili oil + saline.

"doctor."

Ren Nanase opened the door and walked in.

Seeing Dr. Long Er sitting there upright, she felt a little blushed.

After a period of 'training' by Ryuji Hirasaka, the seven or eight female nurses in this hospital have been trained badly by him, and they have been successfully brainwashed and reduced to his tools.

Some even have families and boyfriends.

"what?"

Hirasaka Ryuji said calmly.

"Please prescribe some potions for White Beard and Mr. Madara."

Ren Nanase said in a low voice.

"Do you still need to prescribe medicine? Didn't the one with the white beard have to infuse more than 20 bottles of fluid a day?"

Hirasaka Ryuuji felt astonished. To be honest, he had never seen such a patient who wasted so much. The average patient 26 had two bottles and three bottles a day, but this white beard took three to four bottles at a time. Needle eyes are full!

Not enough for him to lose?

Nanase Ren: "It's not that White Beard needs an infusion, but that he and Mr. Madara seem to have a good relationship. As soon as his mood is high, he starts to drink in the ward. If there is no alcohol, he has to use a bottle instead..."

Hirasaka Ryuji rushed over to look, good boy, the ward of Whitebeard and Madara is already a mess, there are hanging bottles and cups everywhere, and the two of them are working hard!

"Come on, white beard brother, drink this bottle of glucose, the two brothers are brothers!"

"After drinking this bottle of normal saline, I, White Beard, would like to call you Big Brother Ban!"

"It's done, it's done!"

"Deep feelings, boring mouthful!"

"The doctor is here? Doctor Long Er! Please prescribe another 10 boxes of glucose for us!"

"Another 10 boxes of amino acids! Sweet ones!"

……

In the restaurant of Medicine King.

Su Ran brought a few girls who had been played with their feet to dinner.

Several people agreed tacitly and did not bring up the previous matter again.

After all, it was really embarrassing. After ordering, several people sat next to each other, but no one started talking.

On the contrary, the people around are teasing Su Ran.

Echizen Nanjiro: "Haha, Boss Su, why did you bring four girls with you today? It's really overshadowed by luck?"

Akagi Takenori: "Hmph, Boss Su is really provocative, and the women he brings are different every time!"

Sakata Gintoki: "Boss, teach us too? There are a lot of bachelors here, don't you occupy four of them by yourself? You really don't have enough friends!"

……

Hearing the speeches of a group of LSPs, Tornado stood up suddenly: "Shut up! Do you want to go to jail for a while? Molesting good women in broad daylight?"

Her shout immediately frightened everyone present.

After all, she is the No. 2 character in the hero ranking S class, and she has a bad reputation.

After the people on the field quieted down, Long Juan sat down: "Hey! That newcomer, who are you?"

"Well, are you asking me?"

Rem asked in a low voice.

"Of course! Then you think I'm asking them both?"

Longjuan pointed to Izumi Takatsuki and Qiongmei who were having a good meal next to them.

Both of the latter raised their heads and looked at Rem with a smile on their faces.

"I... my name is Rem."

"Where is it?"

"Different world."

"Profession."

"Roswall Housemaid."

"Maid???"

Tornado widened his eyes,

"What type of maid?"

"Take care of all chores."

"Oh……"

"What's your plan next?"

"..."

Rem really didn't know how to respond to these words. After all, she relied on her own abilities to move freely in the fusion world, and she could do whatever she wanted, but of course she couldn't say such things directly, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous.

Seeing her bowing her head and saying nothing, Long Juan shouted angrily, "Speak!"

Su Ran looked at the angry tornado dissatisfied: "Why are you so loud? This will scare Rem to tears, please speak softly, look at me."

Then, Su Ran looked at Rem, who bowed her head and said nothing, with a smile on her face: "Tell me, how did you cross this world? Okay~"

"do not know……"

Originally, Lei Mu had been avoiding Su Ran, the pervert, but she was still caught by this guy. At this moment, she really regretted coming here, and couldn't help but want to shed tears.

Facing such a hypocritical Rem, Su Ran felt ashamed for a while, and he was too embarrassed to continue asking.

Long Juan said with a grin: "Haha, I thought you were so good, didn't you also lose the battle?"

Su Ran raised her head and said unhappily: "Eat your food quickly, hum!"

Takatsuki Izumi and Qiongmei couldn't help laughing either.

And at this moment, with a sudden "bang!", the door was smashed open by someone.

"Boss! Serve all the good wine and food to me!"

A loud voice overwhelmed everyone present.

Everyone looked over...

Just by taking a look, all the men in the restaurant stared blankly!

Akagi Takenori: "Wow! Where's the benefit? Bear?"

Baiyin Yuxing: "Not bad! There are really two mountains that people can imagine."

Gui Xiaotaro: "This looks like mine, haha! Everyone, please step aside."

Sakata Gintoki: "Hey, hey! You're drunk, this dish is obviously mine, here I come! Big bear!"

……

Everyone talked a lot, they were fascinated by this person who had just entered the gate, and they were fascinated.

Because the person standing by the gate at this moment, the two mountains in front of the bear are swaying, with red lips and white teeth, shoulder-length short hair, blowing in the wind, is a very beautiful Yujie.

She squinted her eyes slightly, and scanned the audience with a drunken face: "Hmph! A bunch of idiots!"

"Fuck, this person is..."