Paradise: Ready Player One

The other customers and staff members in the store had already run out. From what he said, it was obvious that this pair of weirdos came for the Heroes Association.

"What, the original two weirdos, I thought it was a hungry wolf attacking"

The metal bat picked up the coat that fell on the ground, shook the dust off it, and put it on, holding back the anger in his stomach, and it was a chance to vent his anger.

Holding the baseball bat tightly with both hands, he said in a deep voice.

"I will not allow you to step out of the store before paying the bill!"

Tomorrow is the opening day of the martial arts competition.

The martial arts competition will be held in the city's super gymnasium.

However, those three cities have all been attacked by dragon-level monsters, and Pian City has never encountered such a level of disaster so far, which is particularly outstanding.

The organizers may have considered this point before placing the venue for this round of competition here.

Throughout the competition process, several TV stations followed the whole process.

As long as they can win the championship in one fell swoop, they will definitely become famous in one fell swoop, and the future will be bright.

The second superhero, Silver Fang, once participated in a martial arts competition and won the championship in order to promote Liushuiyanshattering Fist.

Hungry Wolf also participated in a martial arts competition once, and also won the championship, but his method was relatively rough, directly knocking out the contestant and pretending to be on the field.

So no one knows about it.

Before the official start of the competition, all registered contestants need to go to the venue to complete the final entry procedures.

Saitama, wearing a wig, came to a venue, and the staff needed to check his relevant identity information.

"May I ask what your name was when you signed up for the competition?"

"Uh, Cha Lanzi"

"It's still the first contestant, so please fill in your martial arts genre"

"Genre? What is it? It seems like water polo or something"

This is really a bit embarrassing for Qiyu. It has already consumed a lot of brain capacity to remember the name of Cha Lanzi, and he doesn't remember anything about the genre at all.

I can only make up a mess, hoping to get away with it.

At this time, there was a burst of excited screams from the entrance gate not far away.

"It's a sage! It's so handsome!!"

"No, no, no, the sage just smiled at me."

"No, someone fainted, hurry up and get out"

"..."

The crowd immediately moved towards the pupae in one direction.

Coincidentally, the young lady in front of Saitama who is in charge of receiving the contestants is also a fanatical fan of sages.

In order to be able to touch the idol in my heart at a close distance, I didn't scrutinize it at all. I wrote "water polo carbonic acid punch" and stamped it with the seal of passing the review, then left my job and ran away.

Shouting while running.

"Sage! Sage! I want to give birth to a monkey for you!!"

"..."

Saitama was speechless, he was also a hero, how could there be such a big difference in treatment.

He didn't expect anyone to give birth to a monkey for him, as long as he didn't pass by, he would call the police and arrest him.

This request is not without humility.

But since the reputation of the bald head was corrupted by others, such a small wish seemed so difficult.

"But it's enough to pass the inspection"

Saitama looked at the list in his hand and felt a little relief.

Then he turned around and left in a hurry, otherwise if Chen Ming recognized him, he would have to leave the 300 million bonus.

In fact, let alone, Saitama wearing a wig does have some similarities with Cha Lanzi.

If you don't look carefully, you really can't tell the difference at a glance.

But for those who are familiar with Qiyu, those dead fish eyes are still too eye-catching, Chen Ming just glanced at him casually, and found him from the crowd.

But now is not the time to greet each other.

"Sage, may I ask if your love affair with the trembling tornado is true, how far has it progressed, when do you plan to get married, and have you thought about the name of the child?"

The reporter raised the microphone and asked several questions in succession.

The slots are a bit too dense, so Chen Ming doesn't know which one to spit out for a moment.

Sure enough, no one can trust the integrity of these entertainment reporters.

"If you ask me that, then I really have nothing to answer."

Chen Ming could only speak politely.

"It seems that there seems to be a major problem in the relationship between the sage and the tornado. The sage himself does not deny this, and the station will follow up with more details."

The reporter interpreted what Chen Ming said.

It's a good thing that Tornado is not around at this time, otherwise he might be blown up by these entertainment reporters.

If it weren't for this reporter's pretty face, Chen Ming would definitely let her experience the feeling of flying.

If he really stayed here for a while longer, the last bit of patience would probably be exhausted. Chen Ming greeted An Baobao and escorted him into the venue.

Originally, according to the organizer's request, he wanted to cooperate more with the promotion here.

But after being dealt with like this, Chen Ming lost interest.

This provoked the organizer's staff to curse.

"Which station reporter is this! How do you do things? Is there anyone who asks such a question? What do you think I am here?"

"It seems to be the TV channel of the Heroes Association..."

"..."

No wonder, if you were a reporter from another station, you might not be so courageous. Don't think that heroes are all good guys. If you provoke them, you will still be sacked.

However, Chen Ming, who had just entered the venue, received a call for help from the association.

"Sage! A director of the association has been attacked by a strange person. You are currently the closest. Please rush to support as soon as possible."

On the other side, the metal bat has already dealt with the two tiger-level monsters who came, and they are sitting on the mutilated corpses of the monsters, eating cold sushi.

"It's amazing, I killed them all at once."

“Take a photo to remember”

The father and son, the directors of the association, completely forgot how they looked frightened by the weirdo just now, and they were now moving forward with great interest.

"Hey, it's very dangerous here now, hurry up and go to the nearest shelter, these guys are here for you, the matter may not be over yet!"

Seeing this scene, Metal Bat's temples bulged, and if the association fooled him again next time, he must use his big stick to greet the chrysanthemums of those directors.

It's so annoying.

It's okay if you can't help, just make trouble for yourself.

As expected by the metal baseball, a disgusting mass of tentacles surged from the ground.

Seeing this, the director father and son calmed down immediately, shivering behind the metal bat.

Along with the tentacles, an ugly giant flower bud appeared in front of everyone.

Before the metal bat could react, the flower buds bloomed, and a stench filled the room, making his eyes dark, and he quickly covered his nose.

Looking back, the father and son, the directors of the association, had fallen to the ground neatly, fainted by the smoke.

Seeing this situation, the metal bat could only give up attacking for the time being, picked up the two burdens and rushed out of the store.

However, at this time, there was already a bean sprouts waiting for his arrival on the street.

To be precise, it is a strange person who looks like bean sprouts.

"There is still an ambush?"

The metal bat's eyes were sharp, and when he was about to make a shot, the bean sprouts waved his hands in panic and begged for mercy.

"I'm just a weak, incompetent, cowardly weirdo who happened to be passing by, please don't kill me..."

It was the first time he had encountered such a strange person with a metal bat, and he couldn't help being stunned for a moment, but the attacking movement in his hand didn't mean to stop at all.

In the current situation, there is no time for the metal bat to distinguish the good from the bad in front of this weirdo, not to mention that it happened so early that it happened so early in the time, it already explained the problem.

"Ahhh... I'm going to die."

Bean Sprouts tremblingly said, while stretching out its tiny hands, a gust of cold air emerged from its palms,

This chill was the first to touch the baseball bat in the metal bat's hand, instantly forming a thick white frost on the metal surface, and the piercing chill also spread to the metal bat's arm.

When Bean Sprouts saw this, the cunning and insidiousness in his eyes could no longer be concealed, and he said in a trembling voice.

"I'm really sorry, I'm so scared, so I'm cold all over, please forgive me...kill you!!"

"Then please forgive me too."

The metal bat that was attacked was not only unaffected, but the strength in his hand increased by several points.

Looking at the iron rod approaching, the Bean Sprout Monster really showed a frightened look in his eyes. You can tell how weak it is by looking at its waist that can barely be grasped.

There was no time to dodge, and he was hit directly by a stick, killing him instantly.

"Phew... I was so faint from being smoked just now, this breath of cold air overwhelmed me instantly."

The metal bat played a beautiful stick flower, shaking off the juice squeezed out of it.

Not to mention, it is worthy of bean sprouts, and the water is enough.

"It's such a shame that it was solved by a stick like this? Fortunately, I was still very optimistic about it at the beginning, and I was thinking about whether to recommend it to General Binglan"

Bawang Chuhua in the sushi restaurant moved and walked out.