Under one person: I am the strongest hairstylist!Author: Hanlin Duanbi
Summary:
In Xialu Wuwei, the inaction of doing everything!I'm not an assassin, I'm just a hairstylist, the strongest hairstylist in the Inhuman world!I have a talent for refining weapons, and I have been studying in the Kunlun Sword Immortal School for many years. During this period, I even created a peerless school that is shocking and weeping ghosts and gods - the Sword Immortal School!Not only do I have outstanding talent, but I also have the Wuliuqi template system, as long as I do hairstyles for people, I can become stronger!After going down the mountain, I went all the way to TJ and wanted to open my own barber shop, but I never expected that I would be buried by a crazy woman on the first day.
"Sister Baoer, misunderstanding, misunderstanding! I'm really not a bad person, I just want to give you a hairstyle! Really! I swear!"
Chapter 1 begins with being buried alive by Feng Baobao
"Girl, I admit that my voice was indeed a bit louder when I spoke just now. I apologize. Can you... stop digging holes?"
In a small forest, a handsome boy with fair skin and long black hair in a white sportswear asked tremblingly.
At this moment, he was a bit embarrassed, not only his hair was disheveled, his face was covered with mud, his arms and legs were tied up with ropes, he could only lie on his side on the ground and couldn't even sit up, just like a silkworm baby.
And not far in front of him, a girl with black fluffy hair wearing a green courier overalls was digging a hole with a shovel expressionlessly. While digging, she turned her head to look at him from time to time and gestured with her hands. Twice, it seems to be measuring the length.
"Girl, I'm going to Lu Wuwei, don't you know the girl's name?" Lu Wuwei continued.
"Feng Baobao." Feng Baobao said.
Hearing that Feng Baobao finally spoke to him, Lu Wuwei breathed a sigh of relief—if he can communicate, there is still a possibility of relaxation.
"Miss Feng, from the looks of your clothes, you should be an employee of the Everywhere company, right?"
"Ah."
"Actually, I am also an employee of the company. Really, if you don't believe me, you can call your leader and ask. We are really colleagues!"
Feng Baobao was obviously taken aback, then nodded and took out the phone from his pocket.
"Oh, okay, let me ask."
While making a phone call, Feng Baobao continued to dig a hole with a shovel in one hand like a spatula.
Lu Wuwei's heart trembled violently.
The call was connected quickly and hung up quickly. After hanging up, Feng Baobao nodded calmly to Lu Wuwei.
"Xu San said that there is indeed a new intern named Lu Wuwei in the company profile." Feng Baobao said.
Lu Wuwei let out a long sigh of relief, and said to himself that he was finally saved.
But soon Lu Wuwei realized something was wrong, because Feng Baobao didn't stop, she was still digging holes!
"Miss Feng, since the misunderstanding has been resolved, why are you still digging a hole? Are you going to plant trees?" Lu Wuwei asked.
"If you don't plant a tree, I will bury you."
"Damn! Didn't the misunderstanding have been resolved? How did Xu Sandu tell you?"
"He said he'd come to see you right away."
"Then you still want to bury me???"
"Ah."
Looking at Feng Baobao who was always calm, Lu Wuwei was speechless, and at the same time regretted that he did not leave in time after meeting Zhang Chulan and got the information he wanted, but instead followed Zhang Chulan.
If he hadn't followed Zhang Chulan, Feng Baobao wouldn't have noticed him, and he wouldn't have somehow tied him up with a sap, and he wouldn't have dug a hole to bury him alive.
"Alas, sin!"
With a long sigh, Lu Wuwei was picked up by Feng Baobao with one hand and thrown into the pit helplessly, letting Feng Baobao manipulate him.
It's not that Lu Wuwei didn't want to resist, but that he had resisted before, not only failed, but was beaten up too much.
"Miss Feng, I'm just a mediocre rookie. Even if my words were a little rude before, it's not worth the time for a master like you to waste time on me, right? You let me go because you are all colleagues. Okay, okay?" Lu Wuwei asked helplessly.
Feng Baobao didn't speak, but answered Lu Wuwei's question with practical actions.
As a shovel of soil was filled into the hole, Lu Wuwei's neck was buried in the soil in a blink of an eye, leaving only one head exposed on the ground.
If it is an ordinary person, even if the head is still on the surface, he will undoubtedly die, because the soil will continue to squeeze the chest cavity of the buried person, and eventually squeeze the person alive until he suffocates to death.
But Lu Wuwei is not an ordinary person, he is a different person, so he didn't die—but he was about to die helplessly.
Glancing at Lu Wuwei with his dead fish eyes, Feng Baobao squatted down and smashed the ground with a shovel, flattening and compacting the floating soil that had just been backfilled.
"Why did you follow him?" Feng Baobao asked.
"Follow who?"
Lu Wuwei blinked: "I didn't follow anyone, I just wandered around."
"Oh."
Bang bang bang!
Three shovels in a row, approaching Lu Wuwei's head one by one.
"Okay, okay, I'm just curious."
"Curious what?"
"Curious...why does he have such an ugly hairstyle with long hair! To tell you the truth, I'm actually a hairstylist, and when I see other people with unsuitable hairstyles, I can't help but cut my soul!"
Ok?
Cut the soul?what is that?
Feng Baobao tilted his head and got down on the ground, and the noses of the two of them were almost touching together for a moment.
"You said, you are a hair stylist?" Feng Baobao asked.
The startled Lu Wuwei hurriedly nodded after recovering, "Yes!"
"I haven't cut my hair for a long time, how about you cut it for me?" Feng Baobao asked.
"Yes!" Lu Wuwei's eyes lit up: "Girl, let me out, and I'll design the most fashionable hairstyle right now!"
"Hmm... No way." Feng Baobao said after thinking for a while.
Lu Wuwei was a little confused: "Then how should I cut your hair? Could it be that you want me to cut your hair with my teeth?"
"Wait for Xu San..."
"Bao'er, what are you doing lying on the ground... Oh, you've already buried him."
The sudden sound made Lu Wuwei turn his head quickly, only to see two people in suits approaching.
One is a white-haired ghost smoking a cigarette, with slightly curly hair and an ugly hairstyle.The other black-haired man wore glasses and looked refined, but his hairstyle was quite satisfactory, neither ugly nor stunning.
But when he saw the two of them, Lu Wuwei's eyes lit up suddenly, and he hurriedly called for help.
"The two big brothers must be the rumored dubious ones...cough cough, three big brothers Xu, right? I am Lu Wuwei from the northwest, the person in charge of Huafeng must have told you about me, right?" Lu Wuwei said quickly Said.
"Nothing? Boy, are you brave?" Xu Si walked to Lu Wuwei and knelt down and said, "Tell me, why did you come to Nanbukai University to follow a college student? Are you and a whole-sex person?" what relationship?"
"I'm wronged! I have absolutely nothing to do with Quanxing!" Lu Wuwei shouted, "I came to Nanbukai University because I was originally a student of Nanbukai University! I went to Kunlun Mountain with my master after the college entrance examination. As a practitioner, I received the admission notice at that time! This time I finally went down the mountain, so I wanted to come and have a look, to get rid of the regrets in my heart, that's all!"
Nankai University students?
Xu Si turned his head to look at Xu San who was fiddling with his mobile phone. Xu San pushed his glasses and nodded.
"According to the information sent by the person in charge of Huafeng in the Northwest Region, he is indeed a student of Nanbukai University, but because he hasn't come to the school to report, his student status has been cancelled." Xu San said.
"I wipe? So ruthless?" Lu Wuwei's eyes widened suddenly: "Brother Xu, can you help me get my student status back?"
"Now we are interrogating you." Xu Si snorted coldly and threw away the cigarette butt before lighting himself another cigarette: "You haven't answered my other question yet, why are you following a college student?"
"He said he was a hair stylist, and he thought the man's hairstyle was too ugly and wanted to cut his hair." Feng Baobao said.
Ok?
What kind of weird reason is this? ? ?
Chapter 2 Everything...is it a legitimate company?
One was lying on his stomach, one was squatting, and the other was half kneeling. Three people with different postures surrounded Lu Wuwei with only one head sticking out of the ground, with different expressions.
"hairstylist?"
"That's right! I'm a true hair stylist! My goal is to become the strongest hair stylist in the Inhuman world!"
"Boy, do you think we are idiots?"
"I'm such a hair stylist! Don't believe me...my backpack is over there, you can open it and have a look. It's full of hairdressing supplies I just bought today, even a receipt!"
"..."
"Third, tell me about his information."
Under Lu Wuwei's nervous gaze, Xu San nodded and began to read the information on the mobile phone.
"Lu Wuwei, a native of Hd City, Hb Province, three years ago, on July 20th, while visiting Liangfenggu Scenic Area with his parents, he encountered a flash flood. Lu Wuwei's parents died, and his whereabouts are unknown."
"What a shitty scenic spot, that damn place is a fucking flood discharge area!" Lu Wuwei interrupted with a look of resentment.
"It used to be a flood discharge area, but now it has been developed into a formal scenic spot." Xu San pushed his glasses and said.
Lu Wuwei curled his lips and did not speak.
"The following information is entirely his self-report, and there is no evidence to prove it. According to his self-report, he was rescued by a master of the Sword Immortal School named Lu Haikong after his death, and after learning the news of his parents' death After that, he went to Kunlun Mountain with Lu Haikong to practice formally." Xu San continued to introduce.
"Lu Haikong?" Xu Si frowned and looked at Lu Wuwei: "Boy, are you sure this is a person's name?"
"It should be?" Lu Wuwei said with some uncertainty in his eyes: "When my master introduced himself and said that his name is Lu Hai... I rushed to answer Lu Haikong, and then Master said that his name is indeed Lu Haikong. I don't know either. I know whether Master is kidding me or his real name. And after that, I always call him Master, so I never asked his name again."
Are you kidding me?
Xu Si frowned and looked at Xu San: "Can you find a stranger named Lu Haikong in the company information?"
"There is indeed a stranger named Lu Haikong, and... from the famous Lu family." Xu San said after tapping the phone screen.
"What? The Lu family?"
Xu Si was taken aback suddenly, and at the same time Lu Wuwei was also taken aback.
"Yes." Xu San nodded: "According to the company's information, the seventh uncle of Mr. Lu Jin, who is currently the head of the Lu family, is called Lu Haikong, and... he is indeed a member of the Sword Immortal Sect."
I boil!
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