Under one person: I am the strongest hairstylist!

Lu Wuwei's eyes lit up and he quickly swallowed the fish balls in his mouth and patted his chest: "Wrap it on me! I will definitely give Sister Bao'er a good cut! By the way, do you two want to change your hairstyle? Or fix it properly? You Look at the hair on your sideburns, it's time to fix it."

"Have it?"

Xu Si stroked his sideburns. He didn't feel it before, but now that Lu Wuwei reminded him, he really felt a little long.

"But I can't trust your skills." Xu Si said.

"I'm the strongest hair stylist, you can't trust my skills?"

As he spoke, Lu Wuwei grabbed the coat on the left and lifted it, revealing three scissors of different colors lined up in the inner pocket.

These three scissors are naturally the three knives of titanium steel, mithril, and fine gold obtained by Lu Wuwei through the system.

"Look, how many hair stylists have you seen who are more dedicated than me and carry scissors?" Lu Wuwei asked.

Xu Si was obviously taken aback.

In fact, he always felt that what Lu Wuwei said about the hair stylist was just nonsense.

but……

"The colleagues in the northwest said that you can control things, maybe your weapon is..." Xu Si asked with narrowed eyes.

"That's right!" Lu Wuwei nodded vigorously: "My weapon is scissors!"

"You use scissors as a weapon?" Xu San frowned: "Aren't you from the Sword Immortal sect? It is said that the Sword Immortal sect can fly with the sword, so you can fly with scissors, right? Your master can accept it?"

"Of course I don't accept it, so I was kicked down the mountain after less than three years of cultivation. I guess the old man thinks that seeing is pure." Lu Wuwei said.

Xu San: ...

Xu Si: ...

You really have self-knowledge!

No, you really have a thick skin!

When the two of them were speechless, Feng Baobao was not speechless, on the contrary, he moved to Lu Wuwei's side to observe Lu Wuwei's scissors with great interest.

"The three scissors, are they charged differently?" Feng Baobao asked curiously.

"No, they have different functions." Lu Wuwei shook his head and said, "One of these three scissors is for flat cutting, the other for tooth cutting, and the other for health care... Ah no, they are thinning scissors."

Oh, really professional?

Xu San and Xu Si looked at each other, and they both saw surprise in each other's eyes.

To say that they have seen quite a few strange people, they have basically seen all kinds of strange people with strange hobbies, but this is the first time they have seen the strange people who like haircuts.

"The guy has a lot of things to do, okay, third child, then let's go back now and see what kind of hairstyle this kid can give Bao'er." Xu Si said.

Xu San smiled slightly: "When you say that, I suddenly look forward to it."

Lu Wuwei was overjoyed and was about to say something, but suddenly met Xu San's turned head and his playful eyes.

"Oh, by the way, if you don't satisfy us with the hairstyle you make for Bao'er, I'll lock you up in the dark room." Xu San said.

"I'm sorry, whether you are satisfied or not is not within the scope of my business. I am only responsible for the person whose hair was cut." Lu Wuwei said.

"Well... that's fine, but the consequences of her dissatisfaction are more serious than ours." Xu San patted Lu Wuwei on the shoulder and reminded.

"If you don't like me, I'll bury you." Feng Baobao patted Lu Wuwei on the shoulder and said in a dignified manner.

"Bury it, just bury it, it's not like I haven't been buried before."

Muttering something in a low voice, Lu Wuwei hurriedly followed after seeing the three people who had already left.

After a while, the master and apprentice came to a small van.

Xu San drove, Xu Si sat in the co-pilot, and Lu Wuwei and Feng Baobao sat in the back row.

After getting in the car, Lu Wuwei was rather cautious. He didn't know what to say when they were not chatting, so he simply took out his mobile phone and played games.

But what he didn't know was that when he lowered his head and concentrated on playing the game, Xu San and Xu Si had actually been watching him, and Feng Baobao was also watching him... the game he was playing.

"Why did you run? If you didn't run just now, you might have won the team battle." Feng Baobao said.

"Because I'm cowardly." Lu Wuwei said, and then added: "I'm a mage, and I've lost all my skills. How much damage can I do if I stay to level A? It's better to run first to avoid giving the opponent a head. In case they group up If I lose the battle, I can still defend the tower."

"Oh, that's right." Feng Baobao nodded, "But your skills are all wrong."

"What's wrong! This is called king-level prediction, understand? I predicted their positions in advance, but their ranks were too low to pass, but if they were higher ranks, they would not walk from the right but left. It's because they are too rich!" Lu Wuwei said.

Feng Baobao was obviously taken aback: "Oh, that's how it is... What rank are you?"

"This number is Silver... My big size is the strongest king!"

"Awesome! Take me! I just hit gold."

"In the future, I haven't played this account for long, and the level of inscriptions is still too low."

"Inscription? Don't you have some money? Don't you have 100 million?"

"Uh... that... That's the money I kept to marry my daughter-in-law, how can I use it to play games?"

"Marrying a daughter-in-law...does it cost a lot of money? Isn't ten yuan enough for a marriage certificate?"

"The marriage certificate only costs ten yuan, but if you don't have eight million yuan, who would be willing to spend ten yuan with me to get the certificate?"

"I don't think it's nothing. Doesn't the book say that the most important thing for two people to be together is fate?".

Fate is a big head ghost!

I'm afraid you didn't get all your knowledge about marriage from film and television works, did you?

Speechlessly rolling his eyes, Lu Wuwei lowered his head and continued playing the game, his game character has been revived.

Feng Baobao didn't seem to care, and continued to watch quietly from the sidelines, but this time only when Lu Wuwei's game character had nothing to do, he would ask a question or two about the game, and Lu Wuwei answered her one by one.

He didn't lie, his tuba is indeed the strongest, and he has been the strongest in each season for 1 consecutive seasons from s29 to s29!

But that's all from the past.

The current king of pesticides is only s2, and is about to usher in the first s3 season that rewards skins.

He's back, and the game season is back, but the people who used to hang out all night with him are gone.

Chapter 5 Lu Wuwei VS Feng Baobao

After entering Nadutong Company, Xu San took Lu Wuwei to a warehouse that looks like a warehouse on the outside but has nothing inside... a warehouse.

Xu Si and Feng Baobao were already inside, and they seemed to be talking about something.

Seeing this posture, Lu Wuwei suddenly felt bad.

What about a haircut?This place doesn't look like a haircut, does it?

"What are you trying to do? Are you plotting against my beauty? Let me tell you, I won't be caught without a fight. I'm not a casual person!" Lu Wuwei said vigilantly.

Xu San: "You misunderstood, we just..."

"100 million, let me have fun with my brother, do you want to do it?" Xu Si interrupted.

"Deal!" Lu Wuwei said bluntly.

Xu San: ...

Are you saying that you are not just a casual person?I think you are obviously not a human being when you get up casually, right?

"Cough! Wuwei, don't get me wrong, we just want to test your strength and get to know you better." Xu San explained.

"Really?" Lu Wuwei looked at Xu San suspiciously, "Don't lie to me when I'm young."

"How could it be? Every new employee who joins the company will have this step. Otherwise, they don't even know the general strength and what they are good at. How would we assign tasks?" Xu San continued to explain.

"Well... it seems to make sense." Lu Wuwei said after thinking for a while.

"Hurry up and don't waste time." Xu Si urged: "After the test, take a shower and rest, and then get a haircut."

As soon as he heard about the haircut, Lu Wuwei instantly became motivated.

"Ouke! Tell me, how to test? Is it a pair practice? Are you going to me one by one or together?" Lu Wuwei asked.

Xu San: ...

What kind of tiger and wolf words are these?

"I'm alone." Feng Baobao said aloud.

She drooped her shoulders, put her hands in her pockets, and walked towards the center of the warehouse with unrecognizable steps. Lu Wuwei looked at Xu San and Xu Si to confirm that they had no objections, and then walked towards the center of the venue.

"Are you ready? Let me know when you are ready, and you can start after I announce the start." Xu San said.

Taking a deep breath to adjust his mentality, Lu Wuwei nodded to Xu San.

"Okay, then...start!"

Before he finished speaking, Feng Baobao jumped up and kicked Lu Wuwei.

"Such a blatant attack, don't you underestimate me a bit?"

With a cold snort, Lu Wuwei slapped his chest, a pair of scissors flew out, and then pointed the scissors at Baobao Feng who was in the air, and shot directly.

There was nowhere to rely on strength in the air, but at the moment when the scissors were about to hit, Baobao Feng showed amazing flexibility and even dodged after adjusting his posture.

But also because of adjusting her posture, her forward momentum was interrupted and she had to land midway.

However, before her feet touched the ground, the scissors she avoided turned around in the air and flew towards her again, at a faster speed than before!

He quickly turned his body and raised his foot to kick, kicking the scissors sideways at the critical moment. .

Feng Baobao landed smoothly, and the scissors flew to Lu Wuwei's side in an arc.

In the first round of confrontation, there was no winner.

"Sure enough, you didn't use your full strength before." Feng Baobao said.

Lu Wuwei shook his hair: "I'm just an ineffective hair stylist. Fighting and killing are not in line with my professional orientation."

Feng Baobao nodded calmly, but the next moment, a western-style kitchen knife suddenly appeared in her hand and rushed towards Lu Wuwei.

"Are you still here? Go."

Control the scissors to fly towards Feng Baobao, but this time, the scissors were split open by Feng Baobao.

Seeing Baobao Feng rushing towards him unabated, Lu Wuwei raised his hand calmly, and another pair of silver scissors flew out from his inner pocket.