Under one person: I am the strongest hairstylist!

The corners of Lu Wuwei's and Xu San's mouths twitched at the same time, and Xu Si who was beside him hurriedly turned around and looked up to admire the LED lights on the ceiling.

"I see...there's no need for this?"

"Huh? Are you refusing?"

bass!

The sharp scissors pressed against Lu Wuwei's neck, and the cold air ran along Lu Wuwei's neck and rushed directly to Lu Wuwei's forehead, making him shiver involuntarily. .

"No...no, absolutely not!" Lu Wuwei hurriedly said, "I mean, you actually want...you want to accept me as your little brother?"

Feng Baobao tilted his head and thought for a while: "No, I want you to be my slave."

I rub?

Are you really determined to make me a slave?

No, I don't believe you really understand what the word slave means!

"Well, Sister Bao'er, do you really understand what a slave is?" Lu Wuwei asked while leaning back slightly to keep himself away from the scissors.

"I know." Feng Baobao said, "Xu Si told me that slaves are younger brothers than younger brothers."

Brother in brother in brother is okay.

After listening to Feng Baobao's understanding, Lu Wuwei heaved a sigh of relief, and at the same time his brain was running fast.

"Understood, it means that you actually want me to form a relationship with you that is closer than that of a younger brother and an older sister?"

Seeing Feng Baobao nod his head after thinking for a while, Lu Wuwei was overjoyed and hurried to make persistent efforts.

"Then you can see if this is okay, or let's become sworn brothers. We sworn brothers and sisters, not only is the relationship closer than your so-called master-servant relationship, but it is still a superior-subordinate relationship. What do you think?" ?”

Half-brother... half-sibling?

Feng Baobao was obviously taken aback.

Brother and sister?

Isn't that... family? !

Chapter 7 Knot?

Family, what I've been looking for, isn't it family?

Although the younger brother who is sworn is not the real younger brother who has a blood connection, but... that is also a family member!

Thinking of this, Feng Baobao's eyes on Lu Wuwei changed, becoming extremely hot.

Seeing that "hungry and thirsty" look, Lu Wuwei's heart tightened, and the smirk on his face completely froze.

"Okay, let's make a vow!" Feng Baobao nodded vigorously to Lu Wuwei and then turned to look at Xu San: "Xu San, help me prepare the things I need to make a vow, I want to make a vow with him!"

"Huh? Baby, are you... serious?" Xu San looked at Feng Baobao and asked in surprise.

Xu Si on the side also turned around, frowning.

"I'm serious." Feng Baobao nodded and said, "I'm going to make sworn vows with him now."

"Bao'er, getting married is not just a play, it's a very grand ceremony, not only must a good day be chosen, but also the person performing the ceremony must bathe and burn incense..."

"No, just today, I'm going to take a shower now."

He ran out of the office in a hurry, and seeing Xu San and Xu Si all surrounded him, Lu Wuwei suddenly felt bad.

It's over, these two guys definitely have no good intentions, especially Xu Si, a scheming bitch, who used that kind of reason to pay Feng Baobao.

Feng Baobao is also stupid enough to be deceived by such low-level words.

"What is your purpose? Why did you deliberately get close to Feng Baobao?" Xu Si asked coldly.

"I'm close to a hammer. It's obvious that she found me, okay? I was having a good time in Nanbukai University, but she came out of nowhere and knocked me unconscious, dragged me into a grove and buried her." , Can it be said that I approached her? I'm not a masochist!" Lu Wuwei said helplessly after he stabilized his mind.

"Then why do you want to be sworn brothers with her? You proposed this on your own initiative." Xu San said.

"With her attitude just now, if I don't marry her, I can only agree to be her slave? In the relationship that meets her requirements, do I have other options besides the sister-brother relationship?" Lu Wuwei said.

Xu San frowned and looked at Xu Si, both felt that what Lu Wuwei said was reasonable, at least logically speaking, there was nothing wrong with it, but...

Just when Xu San was about to interrogate Lu Wuwei further, suddenly, the door opened with a bang.

I saw Feng Baobao with wet hair walking in carrying a big bag of things, looking left and right as soon as he came in.

"Baby, why...you came back so soon?" Xu San asked.

"After washing, I will come back to worship."

Saying that, Feng Baobao put down the bag in his hand, walked to the side and dragged the coffee table to Lu Wuwei, then took out plates one by one from the bag under the puzzled eyes of the three people, and then began to place the fruits upwards.

Xu San and Xu Si looked at each other in blank dismay. Xu San wanted to say something, but Xu Si suddenly held his shoulder and stopped him with his eyes.

Xu San was very puzzled, but Xu Si didn't say anything, just squinted at Feng Baobao, who was busy all the time.

After placing the fruits, Feng Baobao took out half a marinated pig's head and a whole roast chicken from the bag, Lu Wuwei couldn't help swallowing when he saw them.

"Where did you... get all this?" Lu Wuwei asked.

"I took it from the back kitchen of the cafeteria." Feng Baobao said, and took out a small incense burner, a box of incense sticks, and a statue of Guan Gong from the bag.

Although it is true that worshiping Guan Gong is worshiping Guan Gong, Lu Wuwei finds this Guan Gong portrait strange.

Guan Gong is divided into civil and military. Generally speaking, loyalty is required in sworn worship, so those who worship are Wu Guan Gong with a big sword, and the image of Guan Gong in front of him is clearly Wen Guan Gong who is asking for money.

"Is this also from the back kitchen?" Lu Wuwei asked.

"No, this is from the office next door." Feng Baobao said.

"You're too efficient, right? You haven't been out for half a minute, have you?" Lu Wuwei asked in surprise.

"I am very familiar with this place, and I know exactly where there is something."

Putting the incense burner on, Feng Baobao clapped his hands and let out a sigh of relief, but frowned again after turning his head.

"You haven't taken a shower yet," Feng Baobao said.

"Aren't I tied up? Why don't you let me go and I'll take a shower now? I take a shower very quickly, and I'm sure it will be done within 5 minutes." Lu Wuwei said.

"Don't bother, I'll wash it for you." Feng Baobao stood up and said.

Feng Baobao wants to help me take a bath?

I boil!What kind of god-level expansion is this?

Just when Lu Wuwei couldn't control the divergence of his thoughts, a burst of noise attracted Lu Wuwei's attention.

Turning around, I saw Feng Baobao was removing the bucket from the water dispenser, accidentally spilling water all over the floor.

But there is still more than half a bucket of mineral water in the bucket.

Seeing Feng Baobao walking over with a bucket, Lu Wuwei felt a little bad in his heart.

And the next development did not exceed Lu Wuwei's expectations. Feng Baobao came to Lu Wuwei with a bucket, lifted the bucket, and poured Lu Wuwei a heart-warming chill.

"Let's live together."

Throwing down the empty bucket with a bang, Feng Baobao picked up the scissors beside him and cut off the rope binding Lu Wuwei with one stroke.

"Come here, let's worship."

"Oh."

Honestly following Feng Baobao and kneeling in front of Guan Gong's statue, Lu Wuwei was a little dazed. He couldn't figure out why things had developed like this, and he didn't know what to do next.

He has never sworn worship with others, and he is completely unfamiliar with the process in this regard.

"What to do next? Don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day?" Lu Wuwei asked.

"Hmm... I remember that in TV dramas, it seems that you introduce yourself first, and then... Xu Si, how do you make a vow?" Feng Baobao asked.

"There are quite a lot of ways to be sworn brothers... Nuo, you can choose one yourself." Xu Si handed his mobile phone to Baobao Feng and said, "By the way, let me remind you, don't forget that your birthday was over a while ago, You're 21 this year.". [-]

"Okay, I'll take a look."

Feng Baobao took the phone and looked at it, but Xu Si was dragged out of the office by Xu San.

Pulling Xu San out of the office, Xu San pressed him against the wall.

"Xu Si! What the hell are you doing? Don't you know how dangerous it is for a baby to let an outsider you just met approach him?!" Xu San asked in a low voice.

"Don't worry, that kid is a member of the Lu family. I'll contact Mr. Lu Jin in two days and let Mr. Lu Jin take him away. Nothing will happen," Xu San said.

"That's not allowed! What if he knows something to get close to the baby on purpose? The secrets of the baby must not be revealed! Even if it is possible!" Xu San said.

"If he really knows something, what can we do with him? Kill him? Do you think our colleagues in the northwest haven't contacted Mr. Lu Jin?"

Xu San was taken aback for a moment, and at this moment, Xu Si shook off Xu San's hand.

"I care more about Bao'er than you do, and I don't just care about her safety." Xu Si said.

"What do you mean?" Xu San asked.

"Didn't you realize that Bao'er is very happy now?"

Chapter 8 Living together with...?

"I've known Bao'er for so many years, have you ever seen Bao'er so happy or even excited?"

"She is looking forward to sworn marriage now, are you going to break Bao'er's expectations because of an illusory suspicion?"

Facing Xu Si's question, Xu San remained silent.

At this moment, the door suddenly opened.

"Xu Si, I've made my choice, come in and help me." Feng Baobao poked his head out and said.

"understood."

Patting Xu San on the shoulder, Xu Si walked into the office.

After a while, the voice of Feng Baobao and Lu Wuwei swearing together came from the office. The two of them are really sworn brothers!

"Forget it, although it's a bit absurd, but since we've reached this point, let the baby be self-willed once."

Heaving a sigh of relief, Xu San pushed the door open and walked into the office. As soon as he entered, he saw Feng Baobao and Lu Wuwei facing each other, arm in arm and looking affectionately at each other.