"no no."
This little loli looked heartbroken just now, but now she has become playful again, pretending to be old-fashioned,
"According to the time calculation, tomorrow is the time when Dad and Mom meet!"
Seeing her like this, Luo Shui seriously suspected that this little loli was just trying to win her sympathy!
But tomorrow, tomorrow is Liyue's annual invitation to Xian Dianyi. Hall Master Hu said that there is no need to go to the street to distribute leaflets.
According to common sense, it is easier to promote commercially when there is a large number of people on such a major festival, but for the Church of the Past, it is very easy to get beaten when conducting commercial promotion when there are many people...
So Luoshui decided to drink tea and listen to music at Mr. Yun's place tomorrow.
This little loli meant that she would meet her future wife at Mr. Yun's place?
My future wife...
Luo Shui couldn't imagine his wife's appearance at all, and to be honest, he didn't have such thoughts at all.
Isn't it nice to be single?
Drink tea every day, listen to music, do whatever you want, and avoid a lot of troubles. There is no need to find a wife to restrict your freedom.
"You really didn't lie to me?"
Luo Shui looked at Qiong suspiciously. In fact, he was already very patient. If he hadn't really felt the familiar aura from Qiong, he would have silenced Qiong when he revealed his identity as the Demon God of Seven Sins.
Hearing Luo Shui's words, Qiong's big eyes blinked, and tears came out again. She said aggrievedly:
"Hey, how can such a cute kid like me lie to others? Daddy, you really don't like me, so I'm going to die right now, and get out of Daddy's sight!"
As she spoke, she rubbed her eyes with one small hand, and pulled the coffin board with the other.
At this time, a miraculous scene appeared, Luo Shui saw that Qiong's body was slowly dissipating, and even the breath of life was disappearing, as if being forcibly erased from this world by something!
"I said, you wait for me!"
Seeing this scene, Luo Shui felt inexplicably flustered, as if he was about to lose something important.
He grabbed little Lolita by the back of the collar and lifted her out of the coffin, just like carrying a chick.
"Tell me, what should I do so that you won't disappear!"
Hearing this, little Lolita immediately smiled, and the change in expression was faster than turning the pages of a book.
And because of Luo Shui's words, her body no longer disappeared and became stable again.
She looked at Luo Shui with disdainful eyes, stretched out one small hand to make a circle, and stretched out a finger of the other small hand to pass through, and then explained:
"Father is stupid, didn't I just say that as long as dad injects the essence of life into mom and lets mom conceive me, I won't disappear!"
Luo Shui: "..."
"Who taught you such a thing!"
Seeing that Qiong understood so well, Luo Shui was really angry.
It's as if the flowers in my heart have been polluted by people, and the unpainted white paper has been stained by people!
"what?"
Luo Shui's angry look made little Loli shrink her head, she pursed her mouth, and said cautiously:
"Yes, Aunt Shenzi taught me."
"Son of God? Son of God? That pink fox?"
Qiong's words instantly made Luo Shui think of a certain little fox, after all, this kind of thing is indeed like what that fox would do.
But he and the pink fox have not seen each other for hundreds of years, how dare they pollute their own flowers! ?
"Hmph, next time I go there, I will definitely pluck her tail hair bald!"
Hearing Luo Shui's serious words, Qiong couldn't help mourning in his heart.
Aunt Shenzi, I really didn't betray you on purpose, I saw it, and I will definitely buy you the best hair growth medicine!
"Qiuer~"
At this moment, a certain pink-haired fox who was eating fried tofu sneezed. She raised her head and looked around suspiciously.
"Could it be that the general is crying for dumplings again?"
"Qiong, don't talk like that in the future."
Luo Shui put the dome on the ground and taught him earnestly.
How decent is it for a little girl to say such shameless words?
"Oh."
Qiong's little hands were behind his back, and his little head was drooping listlessly, like a primary school student who made a mistake.
Looking at her, Luo Shui gave her a headache.
Luo Shui doesn't know much about the relationship between men and women. Although he has lived for thousands of years, he is either fighting or on the way of fighting. He has been sleeping for hundreds of years.
"When I see Ying tomorrow, can I just knock her out and bring her back?"
Luo Shui muttered like this.
"what?"
His voice was heard by Qiong, who couldn't help stomping his feet and said:
"Father, are you an uncivilized ape-man? If you dare to treat your mother like this, I will bless you for the rest of your life!"
"Oh!"
"Ouch!"
However, as soon as Qiong finished speaking, she suffered a brain collapse. She couldn't help squatting on the ground with her head in her arms, staring at Luoshui with tearful eyes and resentment.
"I told you not to speak yellow accents again."
Although Luo Shui didn't suffer from brain collapse, he still rubbed his temples with a headache.
He naturally knew that the method he said would not work, but it was so convenient and quick!
When he thought of going after a woman he had never met, he felt troublesome.
Luo Shui had a premonition that his leisure time fishing seemed to be coming to an end soon.
"When the sun comes out, I bask in the sun, when the moon comes out, I bask in the moon...Hey, is breakfast ready!"
At this time, a vigorous voice came from outside, singing an out-of-key song.
Chapter 3 The Contract Between Father and Daughter
"Hall Master Hu is back."
Luo Shui glanced outside the door, then walked out holding Qiong,
"Let's go to breakfast first, and we'll talk about your mother tomorrow."
Because it was troublesome, Luoshui decided to put it badly.
Anyway, I will meet Ying tomorrow, so why think so much now?
Never do tomorrow's things today, this is Luoshui's life creed.
When Luo Shui carried her into the restaurant under Qiong's resentful gaze, there were already two people sitting at the dining table.
One of them is a girl with reddish-brown gradient hair tied into double ponytails, wearing a Chinese-style dress with patterns and a long back hem, and a Qiankun Taigua hat.
Her eyes are very beautiful, with plum blossom-shaped pupils, black nail polish on the slender fingers holding chopsticks, a black robe reaching her waist, wearing shorts and socks and black shoes, her white round thighs and long straight calves are very attractive.
This is the No.70 seventh-generation hall master of the Past Life Hall, Hu Tao.
As for the other person, he looked young, but he was as old-fashioned as an antique.
He looked handsome and was drinking a cup of tea slowly.
This person is another guest official of Xiangshengtang, Zhongli.
Hearing the sound of footsteps, the two turned their heads to look at the same time. The moment they saw Qiong, Hu Tao's small mouth was slightly opened, and he seemed to be stunned.
And Zhongli's eyes flashed a trace of surprise.
Seeing these two people, Qiong's big eyes couldn't help but light up, and then he broke free from Luo Shui's hand, rushed towards them like a rabbit, and shouted at the same time:
"Aunt Hutao, Grandpa Zhongli, Dad, he bullied me, he hit me on the head just now, and I got a big lump! Woooooo!"
"Father!? Ha, ha, Luo Shui, are you juggling?"
Hu Tao subconsciously reached out and hugged Qiong who was rushing towards him. When she saw that Qiong and Luo Shui looked very similar, she couldn't help but didn't know how to face it.
Zhong Li, who was drinking tea, seemed calm, and said calmly after taking a sip of tea:
"Educating children to use violence is not the right way. Although I don't have children, I have seen many of them. As a parent, communication should be the main thing, and the goal of education should be achieved by entering into the hearts of children."
This made Luo Shui frowned,
"Zhongli, the question now is how to educate the children? And Qiong, what did you call Zhongli just now? You think he is so young, is it appropriate to call him grandpa! Be good, call him brother!"
"Hmm~ Brother Zhongli."
Qiong shrank back into Hu Tao's embrace, but then raised his head from Hu Tao's chest in disgust, as if he had been bitten, and then reluctantly yelled.
"Well, indeed, in terms of common sense, I should be surprised and delighted when my old friend suddenly told me that he had a child."
Saying that, Zhong Li took out a jade pendant from his bosom and handed it to Qiong.
"Your name is Qiong, this is a meeting gift from Grandpa Zhongli."
"Thank you, Grandpa Zhongli!"
Qiong took the jade pendant and thanked him politely.
"Zhongli, you are always shameless, you deliberately took advantage of me, didn't you!"
Luo Shui looked a little helpless and furious.
"Etc., etc."
At this time, Hu Tao interrupted the meaningless dispute between the two of them, looking at Luo Shui, looking a little listless,
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