How can I drink alcohol other than this tavern in the future?
After thinking about it, the tea dolphin gave a wry smile and praised: "Good wine."
"The taste of this glass of wine is likely to last a lifetime."
Ron pushed the wine bottle over: "One glass of wine in one's life makes one feel happy in the world"
"Since it's delicious, drink more."
Just one drink, that's not going to make much money.
And with the tea dolphin's drinking capacity, there must be nothing to confide in.
If you want to make money and let him confide, you can only get him drunk.
"Then I'm welcome."
The tea dolphin nodded, picked up the wine bottle, and drank one after another.
Just ten minutes.
Most of the bottle of wine has disappeared.
And the tea dolphin's wrinkled face also began to flush slightly, and the drunkenness in his eyes replaced the original exhaustion.
He took out another cigarette, lit it, and exhaled with a puff of smoke, his whole face was enveloped in the thin smoke.
"Boss, have you ever liked a woman?"
Maybe it was because of drinking, or maybe it was because he really wanted to ask, but the tea dolphin stared straight at Ron.
Ron shook his head slightly: "Not yet."
The voice just fell.
Two faint resentments spread in the tavern.
Ron turned his head and saw Rem, who was looking at him sadly.
The three looked at each other.
The two sisters Ram and Rem lowered their heads again, the small hillside that had just taken shape was reflected in their pupils.
Ram looked at the mature woman passing by the door of the tavern, and asked enviously:
"When will we grow like that?"
Maybe it's because I'm too young.
That's why the master doesn't like himself.
Rem smiled: "There will always be a day."
Looking at the twin sisters, the tea dolphin's eyes were full of envy.
He lifted the wine bottle, took a sip of the wine, and raised the cigarette that was about to burn out in his hand:
"Boss, do you think that after smoking this cigarette, the next one will still taste the same?"
Ron: "..."
Good guy, I really don't mention people in every word, and every word is about people.
Rem and Ram approached Ron and asked in a low voice, "Master, is this guy drunk?"
Ron touched his chin and said seriously:
"According to my experience of watching the animal world, he is a sequelae of failed courtship."
The tea dolphin's eyelids twitched suddenly: "???"
I'm not, I'm not... well, you're right.
but.
Can you please stop saying it in front of me, I really can't hear you.
After drinking the rest of the wine in the bottle, the tea dolphin was obviously drunk.
He said intermittently:
"I like a girl for many years. From entering the navy to now, this heart has never changed."
"But..."
"I confessed my love more than 90 times, and all of them were rejected without exception."
While talking, the ferocious drunkenness has arrived.
The tea dolphin lay on the bar counter weakly, feeling dizzy all over.
The picture of being rejected in the past turned into fragments and kept flashing in my mind.
Even so.
He kept talking drunken words:
"I've loved you for decades...marry me, will you?"
Ron smiled helplessly:
"It's really a qualified licking dog, but she still doesn't like you after you lick it to the end."
The drunk tea dolphin suddenly raised his head and stared at Ron: "You fart!"
"Peach Rabbit still likes it, the previous rejections are all tests for me!"
now.
The tea dolphin's pupils gradually became dilated, and alcohol took over his only sanity, and a murderous aura mixed with resentment rushed out of his body.
Ron sighed helplessly:
"Is the drunk dog licking so sensitive to such words?"
Words fall.
A fist the size of a sandbag was already in front of him.
Chapter 3 Your mission is to protect the sea, not to think about bullshit love
The tea dolphin is very angry.
Taotu doesn't like him, he knows it well.
But this matter must not be told by others!
This feeling...
It was as if a "secret" that had been carefully guarded for many years was punctured by someone.
The tealfish thought he was the vain emperor, and Ron was the kid who yelled "the emperor has no clothes".
Although the story is over here.
But if it continues to develop, the emperor must kill that annoying child.
just now.
The tea dolphin really wanted to beat Ron violently, and the fist he swung directly tore through the air, roaring towards him.
"It's useless to be armed and domineering, have you kept your hand?"
Without any hesitation, Ron charged slightly with his clenched right fist, and punched it fiercely.
"The curtain blade is not good, deliberately punching."
boom!
The two fists collided loudly.
The tea dolphin only felt a sharp pain in his arm, and his body flew upside down. After smashing a table and chair along the way, he flew out of the tavern.
Rem, who had just taken out the meteor hammer to protect his master, and Ram couldn't help being stunned when they saw this.
"Rem, is the master so strong?"
"I don't know, until now I haven't felt any aura from the master."
They thought Ron was just an ordinary person.
But the random punch just now was able to knock the tea dolphin who seemed to be several times stronger than him into the air.
This has gone beyond their cognition.
"You stay in the tavern." Ron explained to Rem, Ram, and walked out of the tavern.
but.
Where did the meteor hammer in Rem's hand come from?
Still pink!
Could it be that she has been hiding in the maid skirt?
Hmmm...have to "dig deep" sometime.
Seeing the figure walking out of the tavern, the tea dolphin stood up drunkenly, and said with a big tongue:
"Take back what you just said, Taotu must like me."
"Otherwise...she's already married, she's waiting for me, that's right, it must be like this!"
Ten years of meticulous care. (Licked for ten years)
From a soldier to the current backup general.
Now let a stranger say that Momotu doesn't like him, which makes the tea pig's heart twitch.
Pain, it hurts too much!
Straight to the point, the knife sees blood.
Peach Rabbit.
That is the cinnabar mole on my chest, the white moonlight above my head!
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