Lobotomy Inc.: Employees who are gradually outrageous

One crime and one hundred benevolence, the Abnormality has very few violence against employees, it can be said that it is the Abnormality with the lowest risk factor in the whole company, and its strength must not be very good (referring to the second killing Baiye).

Geng Yigui and Baishan's work is very simple, they only need to confess some small things, such as being late for work, not throwing rubbish in the trash can, to be honest, it is very simple, Yuanhe once thought so.

But now, he completely changed his mind.

Indeed, confessing one sin and one hundred virtues is true, anything goes, but the inhuman supervisor will make you confess one sin and one hundred virtues all the time.

Now, Yuanhe, who has confessed more than ten times in a row, has no other options.

Won't make the quilt when you get up, don't brush your teeth when you get up, go to the toilet without flushing Suwonhe, he really can't think of the rest!

Yuan He couldn't help cursing secretly in his heart: Director Temua, can't you let me do something else! ?

The watch vibrated, and Yuan He looked at it, and as expected, he was communicating with One Sin and Hundred Goods again!

Yuan He doubled into Yizui and Baishan's holding unit again, this time he could only say embarrassedly to Yizui and Baishan: "Sorry, I really can't think of anything to regret... ..."

At this moment, Yuan He suddenly twitched, thinking of a very, very sleazy idea.

"How about I give you a pole dance! Oh, no, there are no poles here, so let me recite 3000 trillion ancient poems for you!"

"The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground"

"The road is long and long, I will search up and down"

"Peach Blossom Pond is thousands of feet deep, not as good as Wang Lun's love for me"

"After empty mountains and new rain, the weather is late to autumn"

"There is a priority in hearing the truth, and there is a specialization in the art industry"

"........."

Outside, because of too much work, the company has now triggered the noon test, the test is Violet Noon, and a black and purple stone tablet will appear from the sky in the lounge.

Originally, in the game, at least a few jobs will enter the next meltdown, but that is a game. In reality, it takes at least dozens of jobs to trigger a meltdown.

When the stele falls to the ground, it will cause 100 points of red damage (up to 130 blood points for employees), civilian staff and ordinary employees will basically be crushed to death, so the supervisor quickly evacuated all the employees in the lounge (civilian supervisors cannot deal with them Give instructions).

Therefore, the supervisor noticed Yuan He who was madly reciting poems to One Sin and Hundred Goods.

Supervisor X remembers that the communication task he assigned should be the last time the meltdown occurred. Damn, why are you still communicating?

Chapter 3 ego jewelry

In the containment unit, Yuan He was reciting poems to Yi Sin and Bai Shan, but Yi Sin and Bai Shan just listened quietly without any reaction.

After talking for some time, Yuan He finally ran out of words, so he bowed to Yi Zui and Bai Shan and said, "My performance is over, thank you."

Then, turned and left the containment unit.

Yuan He dared to play tricks on Yizui and Baishan not because of how brave he was, but because he knew that Yizui and Baishan were gentle abnormalities. I beat myself up for reciting poems.

And it turns out that One Sin and Hundred Goods really didn't hurt him.

Under normal circumstances, if the abnormal body is dissatisfied with the employee's behavior, the employee will be harmed by the abnormal body (not the abnormal body actively attacks). They didn't feel any discomfort during the process, which showed that Yi Zui and Bai Shan were not dissatisfied with Yuan He's behavior.

After Yuanhe finished his work, he didn't receive the next instruction from the supervisor, so he returned to the main lounge.

In the main lounge, except for the employee wearing da capo, other employees are not in the main lounge.

To be honest, seeing this employee, Yuan He's first reaction was actually very confused.

Logically speaking, the mental damage of the Silent Orchestra cannot be resisted by the current equipment, so how to research the ego of the Silent Orchestra without relying on piles of corpses?

Yuanhe walked up to the employee and asked, "Hello! Excuse me, why do we all wear suits, but you are wearing this suit?"

Yuanhe can't ask me directly, he has to make indirect remarks first.

"Oh, what are you talking about, ego equipment, there should be an introduction in the employee handbook. My set is high-level, and the low-level equipment was damaged in an accident. Otherwise, you also have ego equipment."

"Oh oh oh, this is ego! I'm so envious, senior, can you tell me what happened at that time?"

"Well, it's not really a secret. During your training, Ms. Hod should have said that when certain dangerous abnormalities escaped, most of the employees were close to death. That time, a abnormality named "Silent Orchestra" escaped. It had just arrived at the time, and the supervisor didn't know how to deal with it. As a result, most of the low-level employees and their egos disappeared. To be honest, at that time, the company would have been fine without the entire group being wiped out."

"Wow! Senior, you are amazing! By the way, this silent band is so strong, it must be difficult for him to work!"

"Well, I'm the employee in charge of the Silent Orchestra. The Silent Orchestra's damage is particularly high. According to the supervisor, if I make mistakes more than 13 times, I will go crazy! But fortunately, I didn't make many mistakes, but every two or three times when the work is completed, the supervisor will transfer us all to the control department."

Yuan He knew how the supervisor got da capo.

According to the employee, he could only suffer from 13 failures, which means that the research on the Silent Orchestra hardly allowed any work results below "good".

But the Silence Orchestra is just a weird thing. If the work results are not "good", there will be a high probability that the reverse Kabbalah counter will be reduced (which can be understood as the countdown to the escape of the Abnormal Body). It was like every two or three times, the Silent Orchestra would flee, so the supervisor would transfer the staff to the control department.

"So that's it. By the way, senior, your monocle that matches your outfit is the ego accessory of this Abnormality!"

Ego jewelry, this is a special piece of equipment that can be obtained with a small probability after the work on the abnormal body is over. The holder will get additional attribute bonuses, and may also get some passive skills.

The acquisition probability of da capo is 1% in the game, but not necessarily in reality.

Accessories are added as follows:

Self-discipline (work success rate and work speed) +4

When an employee wears the matching ego armor da capo, the employee is immune to mental damage.

"Well, this lens was made by my Ouqi explosion watch at that time! With this set of ego, I will not be affected by the attack of the silent band! You don't have to be envious, don't you also have ego accessories? It's on your head. "

"Eh?"

Yuan He touched his head and found that he was indeed wearing a crown of thorns.

Yuan He was a little confused, when did he spawn the ego equipment?

"Oh, by the way, the ego accessories all appeared on us suddenly, and it's normal if we didn't find them. I didn't pay attention when I got the accessories at first, and I found out after a colleague reminded me." The employee said to The original river.

At this moment, the watches of the two started vibrating at the same time.

Yuan He looked at the watch, which read: Today's work is over!Employees are free to hang out in the company, and are not allowed to enter the containment unit!At that point, the staff will be reminded to return to the dormitory!

"Well, didn't you work overtime today?" The employee who talked to Yuanhe couldn't help but sigh.

Yuan He was startled, this is not overtime? Yuan He, who has worked dozens of times, was shocked.After all, the energy collected by your own work plus the work of your teammates definitely exceeds the energy needed by Lobotomy on the 16th day!

Yuan He always thought that the supervisor was asking them to work overtime. After all, the attributes of the employees had to be improved through working with the Abnormal Body, but now the other party told Yuan He that this was not considered overtime. Yuan He was going crazy!

"If there's nothing else, I'll leave first." Afterwards, the employee left.

"System, bring up my data panel."

[Time: day16 (off work)]

[meltdown: none]

[Employee Code: Yuanhe]

【Position: Control Department Staff】

【Employee Level: I】

【Courage: I】

【Caution: I】

[Self-discipline: I]

【Justice: I】

[HP: 15/15]

[Spirit value: 17/17 (+2)]

[Job success rate: 20 (formerly 15)]

[Working speed: 20 (originally 15)]

[Movement speed: 15]

[Attack Speed: 15]

[Accessory: Repentance (Head) (Spirit +2)]

From the panel, Yuan He's initial stats were all 15, but the stats he increased by working in one day were only five points!

Looking at his cannon fodder attributes, Yuan He angrily said to the system:

"Damn it, your system is useless at all! Look at other people's systems! They are all better than yours"

"With all due respect, it's the host that you can't use. I still have a lot of functions, but you have to ask."

"Then what function do you have?"

"Calling "System Function Introduction""

[Function 1: Personal lob points]

[The host can use his personal lob points to exchange for everything he needs, whether it is attributes or ego, everything is not a problem]

[How to obtain lob points: System task]

[Function 2: System task]

[The system will release tasks, and the host can also draw up tasks by themselves. Depending on the difficulty of the tasks, the rewards will be different (PS: In addition to rewarding lob points, the system will also reward substantial items)]

[Function 3: Abnormal Body Title]

[Most abnormalities are conscious, trying to interact may bring unexpected results]

[When you complete certain operations in front of the abnormal body, you will get the title (buff)]

【Function 4: Search】

[When you need some information, why not find it through Baidu?Of course, there is a fee]

After Harakawa finished reading these functions, the original personal panel read three options: search, purchase, and abnormal body title.

Chapter 4 Employees' off-duty life (1)

In addition to the extra options, each attribute of Yuan He has a + sign behind it. When Yuan He clicked on the plus sign, a prompt popped up suddenly.

[Whether to consume 100 lob points to increase the justice value by 1 point]

[Current possession: 0lob points]