Lobotomy Inc.: Employees who are gradually outrageous

"Ha, what time?" Yuan He A now had a question mark on his face.

Yuan He b stretched out his hand to Yuan He a, and said, "Hold my hand, and you will know."

Afterwards, Yuan He A held Yuan He B's hand.

A familiar memory flooded Yuan He's mind.

"I know, so, no need, let's go together!"

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"Yuan He, get up!" Yun Qing shouted while shaking Yuan He.

Yuan He woke up suddenly, and said to Yun Qing, "Eh? Where's Angela? Didn't he call me?"

"The work started a long time ago, but you were so sleepy that Angela didn't have the heart to call you." Yun Qing explained.

"What? It's all started? Have you finished researching the new Abnormal Body?" Yuan He asked Yun Qing anxiously.

"It's all done. By the way, Angela said that you need to record a new Abnormality in the Illustrated Abnormality. This is the new Abnormality that Binah salvaged from the well. Angela said so." Yun Qing said to Yuanhe.

"Oh, okay, let me take a look at the management instructions for the new Abnormal Body."

【Abnormal body name: Mr. Banana】

【Level: ZAYIN】

[Maximum energy output: 15]

[Work results:

Excellent: 10-15

Good 5-9

Difference 0-5]

[Injury Type: Soul 1-1]

【Probability of work:】

[Instinct: All are high]

[Insight: All are high]

【communicate:

I: high

II: high

III: High

IV: very high

V: very high]

[Oppression: All are extremely poor]

【Management Notes:】

[1: When the work result is excellent, add one to the inverse Kabbalah count]

[2. When the work result is poor, the reverse Kabbalah counter is decremented by one]

[3: When the reverse Kabbalah counter reaches the extreme value, Mr. Banana will break through the containment]

[4: Banana-kun will keep moving in the direction of his assistant Yuan He after breaking out of containment]

[5: Employees in the same seat as Mr. Banana will get the effect of Courage +15]

[6: When Banana-jun's reverse Kabbalah counter reaches zero, Banana-jun will cry and cause the courage value of all employees in the company to -18]

[7: We don't know what will happen after Assistant Harakawa and Banana Jun meet]

[Inverse Kabbalah counter extreme value: 2]

[Resistance: Full Resistance Immunity]

[Accessories: None]

[ego weapon: cute and it’s over]

[ego level: HE]

[Weapon Type: Fist]

[Weapon Damage: Spirit 3-4]

[ego armor: none]

"Ah!" Yuan He suddenly exclaimed in surprise.

"Sure enough, Yuan He, you actually know this abnormality, right?" Yun Qing stared at Yuan He and asked.

"Isn't this my pillow back then?" Yuan He said in surprise.

Yes, this abnormal body is the pillow that Yuan He often hugged in his previous life.

At least outwardly they look the same.

"It turned out to be the case, I know." Angela suddenly walked into the lounge and said, "Sorry, I was peeping just now, I just wanted to come in to see you when you woke up, but I didn't expect to get the answer from this abnormal body."

"What answer?" Yuan He and Yun Qing said in unison.

"Obviously this abnormal body was extracted from your spirit! Lobotomy's singularity technology can extract abnormal bodies from human spiritual occasions, but we cannot guarantee whose abnormal body will be extracted, although There is a high probability that I will extract my own abnormal body, but it is also possible to extract someone else's." Angela explained.

"So that's really my pillow?" Yuan He looked at Angela and asked in disbelief.

"Yes, there is another detail I discovered." Angela said.

Yuan He scratched his head.

"It seems that Yuan He's gloves have changed again."

Yuan He looked down and saw that his gloves had changed from a pair of black gloves to a pair of black and white gloves.

Chapter 37 Big Bird

Hara returned to his job, and he turned on the monitor to see another abnormal body that had just arrived.

Afterwards, Yuan He was dumbfounded.

Big Bird (O-02-40) is a large bird-shaped anomaly.It has a large number of eyes that glow yellow, and a sharp beak.The big bird was completely black and featherless, with two grasping claws, one of which was holding a lamp that never went out.

(The above content is from Lobotomy Wiki Encyclopedia)

Big Bird is a member of the Civilian Conservation Society.

Civilian Personnel Protection Association is abbreviated as Cultural Protection Association, which is the abbreviation for a unified type of Abnormality.

There is a slogan in Lobotomy, "Civilian is worthless".

Civilian staff are indeed worthless existences in that company. They can be seen everywhere, and they will even give away their heads.

And the members of these civilian personnel protection associations all have the same attribute-every time they die, a certain number of employees will reduce the reverse Kabbalah counter.

However, the reason why Yuanhe was stupid was not because he was a member of the Cultural Protection Association, but because he was one of the three big birds.

The three birds are small bird, tall bird and big bird.

The three of them are three birds, and if they are released alone, the threat is not very great.Can be combined together, that is the beginning of the end...

But what does this have to do with Yuanhe?Don't forget, the title of Innocent prevents Yuanhe from being attacked by Sanniao, and if a special Black Forest event is not triggered, he can live in peace.

At this time, Yuan He suddenly had a wonderful idea.

In order to realize this idea, he must first meet Big Bird.

Yuanhe used the monitor and announced the communication work to himself in front of Big Bird.

Yuan He came to Da Bird's containment unit.

"Hello! Your name is Big Bird, right? I am Yuanhe, God of War, nice to meet you." Yuanhe greeted Big Bird.

"Hello, I heard Takatori once said about you, you are that magical guy, right?" Big Bird said to Yuanhe.

"It turns out that you know me, so that's easy."

Ever since, a battle began.

[Big Bird appears! ]

[Yuanhe used the secret method of big deception]

[The effect is very significant]

[Big Bird lost in thought]

The battle is over...

(PS: The author doesn't know how to fool the big bird, but forcibly fools him)

"What you said makes sense! Isn't the reason why I want to light lamps for lost animals to protect their lives? I really made a big mistake!" Big Bird said regretfully.

"It's okay, you still have a chance to correct yourself, your original intention is good, right?" Yuan He said comfortingly to Big Bird.

"Yes, starting today, I must guide the lost animals in the dark." Big Bird said with a confident light in his eyes.

"Think about the way ahead, I'm leaving." Yuan He and Da Niao waved goodbye.

After leaving the containment unit, the system popped up a pop-up window.

[Obtained the Abnormal Title "Lamplighter"]

【The Abnormal Body Title: "Lamplighter"】

[Effect: From now on, you and the units around you will no longer be in a panic, and you will enter a coma state when your mental value reaches zero, and you will no longer be charmed. 】

"System, if I fool the punishment bird back on track, will I get a new title?" Yuan He asked the system.

Unexpectedly, there was no response from the system.

"System, where are you?" Yuan He continued to try to call the system in his heart.

But the result is still the same, nothing happens in the system.