Lobotomy Inc.: Employees who are gradually outrageous

Before the work started, Yuan He told Supervisor X the characteristics of Yin and Yang, and Supervisor X immediately issued an order: try to suppress Yin and Yang.

Yin (O-05-102) is a black jade pendant-shaped anomaly with a red tassel tied at its base.The interior of Yin hosts a huge energy of disharmony.Usually, it will float up and down in the containment unit, and the red tassel will swing side to side with its movements.

Yang (O-07-103) is a white jade pendant-shaped tool anomaly.When not being carried, he is contained in a jar and floats in the middle.

(The above is the description of the two Abnormalities on the Lobotomy Wiki)

Officially going to work, Yuan He and the members of the God of War team have come to the central headquarters to stand by.

Now they are waiting for Yuanhe's battle plan.

"The battle plan is very simple, one word, reckless!" Yuan He's words were simple and easy to understand, but it made other members face difficulties.

"You sledgehammer!" Huo Niao took the lead in objecting to Yuan He's statement.

"Actually, I personally don't think it's good to be direct and reckless." Anaconda agreed.

"It's okay, let's be reckless together, let's lie on the plank together~" Ah, at this moment, they started to boo.

"Oh, listen to my explanation." Seeing that the situation is not good, Yuan He hurriedly explained, "My plan is like this. First of all, you must understand that the white gouyu is harmless. Not only does it not hurt, but it will restore your spiritual value. So Huo Niao, ah, anaconda, you three go to deal with the white gouyu, and Yun Qing and I go to deal with the only black gouyu that can cause damage.

The fleeing "Yin" has a health value of 800.

When fleeing, Yin transforms into a giant black one-eyed fish and roams the facility.

If Yang is not contained within the facility, Yin will wander aimlessly within the facility.If Yang is already contained in the facility, Yang will flee immediately when Yin escapes.If Yin Yang flees closer, Yang will wander around the facility in random directions, and Yin will try to catch up to Yang after a period of aimless wandering (it moves slightly faster than Yang).This gave the supervisor a certain amount of time to react, so that Yin and Yang wouldn't just get together and become a Yin-Yang dragon as soon as they fled.If the yin and yang fled far away, they will actively approach each other's position.

If the health of one of the yin and yang is zero and the other is not suppressed, the one whose health has returned to zero will change back to the shape of the jade pendant and float in place, standing there without any influence on the outside world.If the side that survives within 30 seconds is still not suppressed, the yin or yang in the jade pendant form will become fleeing again and restore its HP to the maximum value.When the Supervisor kills one of the Abnormalities and after it turns into the Jade Pendant form, both Abnormalities can be completely suppressed only by killing the other Abnormality before its resurrection.

When yin and yang successfully touch each other, the two become yin and yang.A black and white dragon with no claws will then appear above the facility, rushing from top to bottom at random angles, but bound to the yin and yang at breakneck speed and through the entire facility.It will set the health (or sanity) of all staff and Abnormalities on the path to the lost health (or sanity), and switch the counters of all non-containment-breached Abnormality Containment Units on the path is the lost counter.Yin and Yang then returned directly to their containment unit. (The above is from the lobotomy company wiki) This is the mechanism of yin, so you must suppress yang as soon as possible. "

"Okay!!!" Ah, Firebird, and Anaconda replied loudly at the same time.

Afterwards, the three went to the gate of Yang's containment unit to stand by.

Yun Qing and Yuan He also came to Yin's containment unit and waited for orders.

After about a minute or so, an alarm suddenly came from the company.

"The Abnormal Physique Yin broke through the containment! Please God of War to suppress it!"

"The Abnormal Physique Yin broke through the containment! Please God of War to suppress it!"

"The Abnormal Physique Yin broke through the containment! Please God of War to suppress it!"

"Anomaly body Yang has broken through the containment! Please God of War to suppress it!"

"Anomaly body Yang has broken through the containment! Please God of War to suppress it!"

"Anomaly body Yang has broken through the containment! Please God of War to suppress it!"

The two alarms were played back and forth three times, but Yuan He and Yun Qing were already prepared.

The moment Yin appeared in the corridor, Yuan He picked up his weapon and slashed at him.

【Cause 80 points of soul damage】

In the end, under the suppression of Yun Qing and Yuan He's firepower, Yin was quickly put into the Gouyu state.

After about 20 seconds, Yin, who had become a Gouyu, disappeared in place and returned to his containment unit.

"It seems that it's over there." Yuan He said to Yun Qing.

"Let's go back to the main lounge." Yun Qing said to Yuan He.

"it is good."

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In the main lounge of the Central Headquarters.

Yuanhe is playing five-player Doudizhu with other team members.

As we all know, God of War, God of War, God of Battle, they are all a bunch of reckless people, and it is not their turn to work.

Therefore, as long as no abnormal body escapes, nothing will happen to them paddling.

At this moment, a second alarm suddenly came from the company.

"Mr. Banana has breached containment, hey, cute Banana

ヽ(u003d^?ω?^u003d)”

Not long after the news popped up, Mr. Banana appeared in the main lounge.

He rushed directly to where Yuan He was, and then started to hug Yuan He with a catapult.

Mr. Banana: (^▽^) I want to hug.

"It's a cute banana." Yun Qing looked at Yuan He who was entangled by Mr. Banana, and suddenly said such a sentence for some reason.

"It's a cute banana."

"It's a cute banana."

"It's a cute banana."

Firebird, ah, the three anacondas said such a sentence for some reason.

At this time, Yuanhe who was hugged by the banana felt very relaxed, and he seemed to want to sleep very much.

So he fell asleep.

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"Why are you here?" A familiar voice reached Yuan He's ears.

Yuan He opened his eyes, and found that he had come to the world of the magic bullet shooter.

The one standing in front of him was the magic bullet shooter.

"Since you're here, help me catch butterflies!"

Later, a certain cute Hara River was exploited by the butterfly catcher from the magic bullet shooter...

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Yuan He suddenly woke up from the bed, looked around, and sighed.

"It turned out to be a dream." Yuan He found himself back in the supervisor's lounge, but the supervisor and the others didn't seem to be here.

So he picked up the indicator on his watch and started calling Supervisor X.

"Hello? Yuanhe, we're eating in the cafeteria. I haven't seen a cafeteria before~ Do you want to come over?"

"Oh, I'll be at your door right away."

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After sacrificing a few hairs, I finally finished Chapter 3 (albeit very watery)

Chapter 45 Intelligence Department Core Suppression + Control Department Core Suppression

Inside the intelligence department on day25.

Director x, Angela, and Harakawa are going through the fifth episode of the Ministry of Intelligence.

Yesod is the Minister of Intelligence, and he is talking to the supervisor at this moment.

"Among a large amount of intelligence, we need to classify and erase some classified information. Because this information cannot be known to the public."

"And the employee's name is one of them."

"Their traces, including what happened to them, or their performance in desperate survival, etc...all will be disposed of in the name of erasing intelligence."

"We don't know why we did this because it was decided by other high-level departments, not us."

"Our job is just to rectify the information we receive."

"It's ridiculous, isn't it?"

"Our job is to eliminate intelligence, but we are called the Ministry of Intelligence."

"Every time I introduce myself as the head of intelligence."

"They will all be entangled in those unspeakable emotions."

"Angela, what do you think it means to remember someone's name?"

Angela fell into deep thought...then said: "Why are you so emotional today?"

Yesod continued: "Maybe the name is the mark of our existence, the name distinguishes us from other people."

"The 1000-word plot is omitted here..."

After Yesod finished speaking, the supervisor fell into deep thought again.

The reverse Kabbalah energy of Yesod is also materialized little by little under the witness of Yuanhe.

[Reverse Kabbalah energy materialization detected, please perform core suppression quickly]

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In the control department, the head of the control department, Ma Kuku (who does not want to type in English), also had something to say to the supervisor.

But this time the supervisor lost his mind the moment he saw Ma Kuku, as if he remembered something.

"Director?" Makuku woke up Director X.

"It's a pain in the ass to not have any great talent, isn't it?"

"Unappreciated..."

"Don't care about people..."

"There is no need to analyze the behavior of others, because I have already drawn conclusions."

"Have you ever scratched the floor in agony and died?"

"Sounds bad, doesn't it?"

"But the moment the nail comes off, you don't feel the pain at all."

"........."

Supervisor X listened, his eyes suddenly became empty, and he seemed to remember something again.