Lobotomy Inc.: Employees who are gradually outrageous

After hokma's words were finished, the 43rd day officially started.

"Director, what abnormality did you choose today?" Harakawa asked.

"I don't know too well, but it looks like a black rice dumpling." Supervisor A replied.

"Congratulations to the smiling Corpse Mountain, who should be the last ALEPH-level Abnormality so far." Yuan He said with a smile while clapping his hands.

"The last ALEPH level suit? It's really good." Director A shrugged and said.

To be honest, there are now a total of 10 A-level Abnormalities in the company (counting the Apocalypse Bird), it doesn't matter if there is one more or one less.

"He's still from the Civilian Protection Association." Yuan He said flatly, "Well, he's also the president of the Civilian Protection Association."

"Is it better than having nothing?" Director A asked.

"No, and just escaped very weak."

"Then it's over, what am I afraid of with such a dish?" Supervisor A said while taking out a bag of potato chips from the snack machine.

"If the directors of other branches heard your words, they would probably die of anger on the spot." Yuan He patted his forehead and said, "Smiling Corpse Mountain likes to work instinctively. When he breaks through the containment, he will appear in the state of one head at the beginning. Every time he swallows five corpses, one more head will be added. The more heads, the stronger the strength, up to three heads. It's up to you to study it yourself."

"Decree." Then supervisor A sent an employee to manage.

After an unknown amount of time, a supervisor who was a little seriously ill chose to work overtime today. (Angela will continue to carry out daily work until the supervisor announces that she is off work)

So the twilight test was triggered.

The dusk test triggered this time is the amber dusk. He will generate a food chain in the corridor. In short, it is another good test to clean up the civilian staff.

"Ego-eating bullets are pouring down!" Yuan He took out the magic bullet shotgun, and suddenly a large number of portals appeared in the corridors of the company, and the total number of portals totaled as many as 500.

Then a magic bullet was fired from each portal. These magic bullets cleverly avoided all the employees but hit all the food chains, fresh food and civilians.

"Master Fengyun in charge breaks containment."

"Director Bird breached containment."

"In charge of the Dark Legion's breach of containment."

"Director Red Riding Hood mercenary breach of containment."

"Supervisor Smiling Mountain of Corpses breached containment."

"Director, you send your staff to suppress other abnormalities first, and I'll take care of the Corpse Mountain." Yuan He said as he walked towards the smiling Corpse Mountain's seat.

In front of the mountain of corpses, Yuan He quietly watched him devour the corpse.

"Harukawa, aren't you still doing it?" Supervisor A asked the indicator on his watch.

"No, because I want to hit the three-headed corpse. After all, I can hit ten corpses on the three-headed corpse mountain." Yuan He said confidently.

"Just as long as you're happy." After saying that, the supervisor looked away from Yuanhe.

After the three heads of the corpse mountain, Yuan He directly used space solidification to fix the corpse mountain in place on the black rice dumpling without saying a word.

"Hey, can't you move? I'm just asking if you're angry?" Yuan He said with the same smile as Suo Mama.

At this moment, a cute banana appeared behind the mountain of corpses, and he was walking slowly towards Yuanhe.

"Don't come here!" Yuan He said, the space at this time is in a frozen state, like a solid, if Mr. Banana walked over, he would hit the wall.

But something unexpected happened, Mr. Banana directly ignored the space solidification and passed through.

Mr. Banana is terrifying.

"(●OωO●)つ维贴!" Mr. Banana came to Yuanhe and gave him a big sticky stick.

Yuan He hugged Mr. Banana and put him behind him. Of course, Yuan He wanted to stick with Mr. Banana, but he had to deal with some unlucky guy first.

Yuan He drew out the straight saber of Paradise Lost and slashed horizontally.

From the director's perspective, a crack suddenly appeared on his monitor. The crack was very flat, exactly a straight line.

Then, the screens in the monitoring screen began to separate, as if the two screens were selected by the system drawing tool matrix and dragged to different positions.

After a while, the two separated images returned to their original positions, and the crack disappeared.

But what was different was that the moment the crack appeared, the smiling Corpse Mountain's health immediately returned to zero.

This is Yuan He's current strongest mystery, Dimensional Slash.

The real damage caused by the ego of the price of silence is essentially because it has the effect of space tearing, so it can ignore the resistance.

As for Yuan He, I'm sorry, he directly controlled the space, just like owning a space gem in Marvel, so his knife directly cut off the space, causing almost unlimited damage.

As for whether I and Mr. Banana will be scratched by this knife?He is not worried, since he has mastered the space, there is no reason to be hurt by the power of the space, and Mr. Banana has verified before that he is not affected by the space at all.

"sticker"

After Yuan He finished solving the mountain of smiling corpses, he turned his head and hugged Mr. Banana and started rubbing wildly.

"Fortunately, this knife did not kill the employee." Supervisor A looked at the monitor screen and sighed secretly.

—The following is the additional content after 2000 words—

Harakawa is free and has nothing to do, walking in the company with Mr. Banana.Just then, he came to the training department.

Miss Hod and Ye Xiaoxiao are training the new employees at this time.

"New recruits, congratulations, you have reached the last step of training! You have to try to use ego proficiently in front of these teaching bunnies. This is the top employee in the company, the god of war who is responsible for suppressing ALEPH-level and WAW-level anomalies Ye Xiaoxiao, one of the employees, will introduce the use of ego to you next." Hod said to these new employees.

Originally, there was no such link in the teaching of ego use, but last time there were two people whose ego adaptability was unbelievably poor, so this link was added.

Although ego has a unique setting that you can know how to use it when you get it, there are some skills that new employees cannot know.

For example, the way to use a gun is to pull the trigger, but everyone knows that the way to use a gun is to pull the trigger (if the gun does not have a trigger, please pretend I didn't say it).However, what kind of action can reduce recoil? How can we aim more accurately?These all need to be taught.

"When you're shooting, the posture should be like this... yes, yes, that's it, this posture reduces recoil."

"When aiming, you don't have to aim at a position like the head. No matter which part the abnormal body attacks, the damage it causes is the same."

"The ego attack method of the Glory Feather is very similar to mine. When you use it, you have to launch it through your mind, and try to focus on a certain point, which can increase the hit rate."

Ye Xiaoxiao carefully teaches each employee the details that need to be paid attention to.

To be honest, Ye Xiaoxiao was a little introverted at first, and even had a little social fear, but after getting along with us gods of war for a long time, his personality became a little more cheerful, at least the social fear attribute was gone.

There is one thing to say, her luck is really good, for example: every time she casts dice, the probability of 1/2 is what she wants; every time she dies and causes an accident, she happens not to participate;

"Are you training new employees?" Yuan He came out and asked curiously.

"Ah! Captain!" Ye Xiaoxiao exclaimed in surprise, she did not expect Yuan He to come here.

"nia" Mr. Banana made a lovely voice.

"Ah, I would like to introduce to you that this is the captain of the God of War team, and the supervisor's assistant is the strongest employee in the company." Hod introduced, "With him here, we don't have to worry about an alarm above level three in the company."

Yes, although under normal circumstances, only the highest three-level alarm will be sounded in the company, but in fact, there is a seventh-level alarm in the old company.

The alert trigger conditions are as follows:

Level [-] alarm

A containment breach occurred, and the escaped Abnormality posed a mild threat to the facility and personnel.

Level [-] Alert

The situation is still under control, and a good supervisor is enough to deal with such a situation, but the loss of some staff will be inevitable.

Level [-] alert

It would be a miracle if the situation could be reversed, with most of the staff already lost, it would be almost impossible to suppress the escaped Abnormalities.

Level [-] alert

The division you run has collapsed, and your career as a supervisor is over.

Level [-] alert

It's a concept that only exists in the supervisor's manual. No matter what the situation is, you won't hear this level of alarm. At present, many distributions have sounded the level [-] alarm, and a large number of abnormal bodies are wandering outside.

Level [-] alert

Once it is sounded, our company may have lost the status of Wing, whether it is the escape from the Abnormal Body or other things, the situation has already exceeded the company's control.

Level [-] alert

End Abnormalities have pushed all of humanity into irreversible destruction beyond the reach of any hope, and this level of alarm is reserved for the worst-case scenario.

"Hi everyone, I'm Yuan He." Yuan He greeted everyone.

"By the way, let me explain to you by the way, the ego equipment is not as simple as everyone imagined, and almost no one can exert its full power. The average person can only exert about 5% of its power, but Harakawa can exert its full power. "hod introduced to everyone, "Mr. Yuanhe can, please show everyone the power of ego to exert its full effectiveness?"

Afterwards, Yuan He casually took a rather old revolver from the side.

This pistol is the old woman's ego - loneliness.

When he picked up the pistol, the familiar energy bar reappeared in the lower center.

Yuan He fired a shot, directly causing 15 points of mental damage.

"Hey, the power of TETH-level ego is really limited." Yuan He said, and shot six bullets in a row, directly killing the teaching Tutu used for teaching.

All the new employees present could not help but twitch their mouths.

You call this limited power? We tried so many guns and failed to kill it, so you just killed it with one shot?

"Look, that's how ego is used!" Following Yuan He's voice, Yuan He released his ultimate skill.

"At noon...it's...it's...

...draw the gun! "

With Yuan He's shooting, all the teaching prominences were killed one by one.

(Widowmaker: That's my line!)

All the new employees' jaws dropped in shock. They looked at the ego in their hands, um, they would definitely not be able to kill so many teaching bunnies at once with that pistol or the ego in their hands.

"How is it? Have you all lost your studies?" Yuan He asked the crowd with malicious intentions.

"It's better not to embarrass them." Ye Xiaoxiao patted her head and said.

"I see, then I'll go first, I'm going to continue walking." Yuan He waved his hand and was about to leave the training department.

"Wait a minute, the new God of War employee has been selected, and she is in the security department now, do you want to meet her?" Ye Xiaoxiao reminded.

"I see." Yuan He then went to the security department.