Uncle Nine's World: Unlimited Replication Shocks Uncle Nine

Zhang Lin answered: "It's not as good as you think. Everything has advantages and disadvantages. Those who are good will have no worries, and those who are bad will be harmful to humans and animals. Because the next rainstorm is like pouring water into a red-hot pot." , A layer of miasma will rise from the ground, and miasma is harmful, am I right, master."

Uncle Jiu nodded and said: "Well, that's right. It seems that I read a lot of books. There is also a children's song for this climate..."

Qiusheng and Wencai knew now, and immediately came out and said: "Hey, master master, we can sing this, listen."

"Sudden rains hit the red pot, and the miasma rises and there is no way to escape.

Sows go wild, chicks sit all over the place,

People become dizzy, ancestors make trouble"

"Isn't that right, master, isn't it?"

"Correct!"

It didn't take long before they arrived at the marshal's ancestral hall. Two teams of guards lined up on both sides to guard him. Uncle Jiu said again:

"Based on the pattern of the gods splashing water, people in this village must not be buried after they die."

"Master, what will happen after the burial?" Qiu Sheng asked again.

"If the coffin touches the ground, it will be unlucky for the whole family. Not to mention the burial, if the coffin absorbs the earth's air, something will happen to the family."

"Really or not?" It wasn't Qiu Sheng who asked, but the commander who was confused.

"If I'm not mistaken, the coffin inside must not be arranged in an ordinary way."

The commander was right. He laughed a few times and asked someone to open the door.

When you open the door, you will see two hanging coffins, separated by a basin of water under each hanger.

"Well, it's well done. Hey, look, even the bases of the pillars are separated from the atmosphere with a basin of water. May I ask the commander, which Feng Shui master set up the game?"

"Hahahaha, it's Master Sammo Hung who is famous in the province, Hong Kong and Macao."

When Uncle Jiu heard that it was this master, he gave a thumbs up and said, "It's amazing, it's amazing."

Several people walked inside while watching, and suddenly saw a coffin falling on the ground. Uncle Jiu quickly asked:

"Oops, there's a problem, who is inside?"

"My dad"

Uncle Jiu spread his hands: "I have turned into a zombie."

"How come, come on, open it and have a look"

"Yes"

A few guards even tried their best to breastfeed, but the coffin lid still didn't budge.

"The coffin is sucked by corpse air and cannot be opened in broad daylight." Uncle Jiu advised him to give up.

"Well, what does my father have to do with my illness?" The commander gave up and asked again.

"Your father's coffin received the earth's energy and turned into a zombie. You were injured by him, so you were infected with corpse poison."

"Ah~~"

A groan came, and Zhang Lin saw Qiu Sheng lying on the coffin without paying attention, taking a big breath.

Uncle Jiu slapped it up: "Hey, what are you smoking?"

"Hey, how can I fix it?"

"After dark, we lure him out. Zombies will kill their relatives first, so they will chase you and bite. At that time, we will work together to pull out his teeth, grind them into powder and feed them to you. Fight poison with poison, and then everything will be fine. .”

The commander-in-chief thought it made sense, and ordered: "Okay, just do it, guard."

"Have"

"If I come out first tonight, the world will be peaceful. If the four of them come out first, they will be killed."

"Hey, I didn't expect this commander to be so ruthless." Zhang Lin was not impressed by this deterrent, Uncle Jiu and the others all stared wide-eyed, a little worried that the commander would cross the river and tear down the bridge.

"Gollum..."

Suddenly, Uncle Jiu felt a pain in his stomach and felt that a great power was about to spurt out.

"Hey, where's the toilet?"

The handsome man pointed outside, Uncle Jiu opened the door

"Bang, bang" came two gunshots.

Fortunately, Uncle Jiu hid quickly, otherwise Zhang Lin and the others would have had a hard time.

Seeing that the handsome man was serious, Zhang Lin decided to take revenge on him later.

"Get out, hahaha" the commander-in-chief laughed arrogantly.

"Good boy", Uncle Jiu was helpless, but he couldn't bear it anymore.

Zhang Lin looked around, picked up a vase and handed it to Uncle Jiu: "Master, use this first."

Uncle Jiu picked it up and was about to take off his trousers, the commander teased, "Oh, there's a play to watch!"

Zhang Lin picked up another table, fell down in front of Uncle Jiu, and then retreated immediately.

"puff……"

There was a sound of relaxation, and Uncle Jiu was finally released.

"Grumbling..."

At this time, Wencai and Qiusheng's stomachs also started to churn, and they also took a vase and immediately squatted behind Uncle Jiu, and began to relax.

Of the nine uncles, only Zhang Lin remained unresponsive. Seeing that Zhang Lin was fine, Qiu Sheng asked:

"Junior brother, why are you the only one okay?"

Zhang Lin shrugged: "I don't eat much, I don't like raw food very much."

Qiu Sheng and the others immediately regretted eating so much, but that was too delicious. If they try it again, they probably won't be able to bear it.

time flies...

It got dark in the blink of an eye. Uncle Jiu and the others had been squatting for a long time. Zhang Lin thought it was because there was no toilet paper, so he took out a roll of paper and handed it to them, but they still didn't get up. It seemed that the sushi power was there. It was too strong, but luckily I didn’t eat too much.

The more you get to the back, the handsome man becomes more restless, and the handsome man comes to Zhang Lin's side:

"Hey, let me ask, is my dad scary?"

Zhang Lin raised the corner of his mouth: "Of course zombies are scary, with green faces and fangs, and those nails are longer than your life~~"

The commander-in-chief was even more frightened: "It's so scary, I'm so scared, I'm going first"

After he finished speaking, he wanted to slip away. How could Zhang Lin let him run away? He turned around and stood in front of him with a twitch of his mouth.

"Commander, if you want to go there, it's up to you to lure him out."

"Boom!" At this moment, the coffin jumped in response to the occasion.

The handsome man was so scared that he was about to urinate. He walked around Zhang Lin as if he wanted to escape.

"Catch him." At this moment, Qiusheng and Wencai had sex, and Zhang Lin immediately asked them to catch him.

"Help, don't catch me, don't"

Pull him to the pillar next to the coffin and tie him up. In order to prevent him from escaping, Zhang Lin and the others thoughtfully tied his hands and feet.

Uncle Jiu said: "Why are you running? We are here, what are you afraid of? Oh, we have to pull again..."

After Qiusheng and Wencai put down his weapons, his stomach began to churn again, and he ran to squat again.

Zhang Lin looked at him with a smirk to prevent him from running around.

It's in my hands, I'll scare you later.

Chapter 64 Zombie Teeth

In order not to let him see that she was doing it on purpose, she pretended to have a stomachache and ran to the other side to squat.

"Ouch, my stomach is starting to hurt too. Pay attention to yourself. I'll take care of it first."

Then leave him alone and leave him there to fend for himself.

"Hey, hey, you're all gone, what should I do?"

"Oh!"

Open the lid of the coffin, and the zombie inside will come out.

This time the commander became even more panicked and started shouting.

"Hey, let me go quickly!"

When Uncle Jiu saw that the zombie was about to come out, he reminded: "Don't breathe for now, the zombie will absorb people."

After listening, the commander-in-chief immediately held his breath to prevent the zombies from biting him.

"Hey~~" The zombie jumped out, still breathing in there.

Uncle Jiu and Zhang Lin held their breath to prevent the zombies from coming.

The zombie bounced, sucked, and slowly jumped in front of the commander. At this moment, Wen Cai farted suddenly.

It broke. The zombies jumped towards Uncle Jiu and the others. Uncle Jiu quickly retreated. When Zhang Lin saw that Uncle Jiu and the others were about to be exposed, and seeing the smug look on the commander's face, Zhang Lin smiled evilly and took out the slingshot from the space. .

"Snapped!"

It wasn't Zhang Lin who hit him, it was Wen Cai who made the first move, but the commander endured it and didn't make a sound.

Zhang Lin saw that the zombie was very close to Uncle Jiu, so he picked up the slingshot and added a larger projectile to hit him regardless of 21 or [-].

"what!"

This time the marshal shouted, and the zombies were lured over. Seeing that the marshal had lured the zombies away, Uncle Jiu and the others immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

The commander was not so lucky. The zombie bared its fangs and jumped towards him quickly.

The commander struggled violently, but Zhang Lin was too stupid and tied his hands and feet, making it impossible for him to break free.

The commander almost peed his pants when the zombie opened its huge mouth and was about to bite him.

"Help!"