Genshin Impact: Live MC, everyone is being persecuted crazily

Tinari slowly typed a question mark: "I didn't say I was gay! I just meant that kid&%￥#@"

Sano interrupted expressionlessly: "Because I am narcissistic."

Tenari:? ? ?

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[Xiaogong]: "..."

[Xingqiu]: "..."

[Ying]: "Tinari: I dried up my silence and regretted it impulsively."

[Maplehara Manyo]: "After listening to your joke, I feel bad..."

[Seno]: "This joke actually uses a sophistry method. For example, under the premise that everyone thinks that I can only love the opposite sex, I said the word homosexual, because for me, myself and I I am of the same gender, so narcissism should also be a kind of homosexuality."

[Kamizato Ayato]: "He actually gave a serious explanation."

[Kamizato Ayaka]: "It feels like the more I explain, the more serious this joke becomes..."

[Xiang Ling]: "He seems to be afraid that we won't understand!"

[Wutao]: "It should be changed to: He is afraid that we will understand!"

[Tinari]: "Please don't include me in your jokes next time!!"

【The live performance begins again~】

Fa Lushan, who had light green twin ponytails and looked exactly like Hatsune Miku, was swinging two green onions and chasing Sano while cursing.

Sano was running in a standard posture in front.

While running, he faced the camera and said calmly:

“When renting a house, be sure to discuss it with the landlord.”

"Yesterday, I tore down the door and wanted to replace it with a new one."

"The landlord, Fa Lushan, was very angry because I didn't call her senior,"

[Elhaysen]: "This is very Falushan."

"Besides, she's not ready to rent it to me yet."

[Kaia]: "Pfft..."

[Qin]: "Cough cough cough..."

[Diluc]: "There has been a slight reversal, which is considered progress."

"You can't blame me," Seno continued.

"Because a few days ago, she told me that the monthly rent was [-] molara."

"I say, eight thousand molas."

[Dolly]: "You are bargaining too hard!"

"She said, no way."

"I said yes."

When he said this, the camera slowly zoomed out.

Everyone was shocked to find that Sai Nuo, who was running seriously, was holding a wooden door in his arms!

family!Who believes it!He was actually running with a door in his arms!

【End of scene 3】

[Ying]: "It burned out my CPU."

[Nilu]: "Ha, ha, ha..."

[Thunder and Lightning General (Real)]: "Are modern people's thinking already so out of touch..."

[Seno]: "The meaning of this sentence is another pun. 'No way' means 'no way' and 'good idea', but similarly, from the superficial meaning, 'door' is a building." The device used as a switch on the entrance and exit, '无门' can also mean 'no door', which for a tenant, it is natural to think that the door of this building costs 72000 moras."

【Goro】: "..."

[Coral Palace Heart Sea]: "..."

【Dishiya】: "..."

[Wanderer]: "I'm sorry, I didn't laugh when I heard Seno's joke. I laughed when I saw the crazy Tinari, the speechless Kawi, and Fa Lushan chasing you to chop, haha Ha ha ha ha."

[The last joke starts now]

The scene focuses on the office of the Disciplinary Officer.

A group of people sat below, looking at Seno with anger and without speaking.

"As the head of the Disciplinary Officer, I often explain the truth to my subordinates."

"Recently, I felt like they were slacking off, so I broke a chopstick in front of them."

"Then, he took out ten more chopsticks."

[Paimeng]: "This Paimeng knows that breaking 10 chopsticks continuously is to tell them that there is strength in numbers~"

[Yan Fei]: "Although I have no idea where the laughter is, everyone should laugh quickly! Hahahahahaha!"

[Wutao]: "Hahahahahaha! Guest, please smile too."

[Zhongli]: "Heh..."

The screen continues.

Sano continued:

"I took out 10 chopsticks, and then I broke these ten chopsticks."

Then, he took out 10 more pillars thicker than chopsticks.

The fingers were broken by force.

[Dadalia]: "???"

【elf】:"?"

[Yun Jin]: "???"

[Albedo]: "What... does this mean?"

Sano continued: "I want to tell them that 10 of you together can't beat me."

[Arataki Yidou]: "I am so dizzy after hearing this."

【Kuki Shinobu】: "I seem to understand, but I don't seem to understand..."

[Seno]: "Actually, this joke uses a kind of contrast. For example, everyone thinks that I can break off ten chopsticks, and then they think that the main truth I want to say is 'There is strength in numbers, and everyone should unite and help each other. ', but in fact, I used this method to educate my subordinates. Moreover, the sentence 'ten of you can't defeat me' actually sounds like it was said by a black-hearted official. It is different from my usual image. Another contrast.”

【Fischer】: "..."

[Oz]: “Miss, I don’t know what to say for a moment.”

[Grandma Ping]: "Liuyun, you are well-informed, do you understand?"

[Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng]: "I am reluctant to do anything..."

Looking at everyone's barrage, Sano said with some doubts: "Is my recent joke so profound? Didn't everyone understand it? How about I read another one again?"

[Candice]: "Don't."

[Laila]: "No, no, no, no."

[Diona]: "It's really funny, nya, hahaha."

[Barbara]: "Let's give Mr. Sano some encouragement. Hahahahaha."

[Noelle]: "Hahahaha."

[Yao Yao]: "Hahahaha, hahahahaha."

Everyone, for the first time in their lives, let out a "haha" sound so calmly.

[It was detected that Sano’s wish was successfully fulfilled! 】

【Rewards end! 】

[Wutao]: "Oh, this is a reward. I thought it was my punishment just now."

[Xiang Ling]: "+1."

【Longevity】：“+1”

……

'Kuang cut, kuang cut——'

The train passed the cemetery again.

This time, there was no thick gray-green fog, and the view became wider.

According to common sense, a gloomy cemetery should have a hint of eerieness even in the daytime.

but……

Wendy: "Wow! It's so colorful here! Are you sure this is not a garden, but a cemetery?"

Nasida: "It's the cemetery. The carriage where the doctor of biology broke down is still parked near here..."

Upon entering, large bouquets of flowers bloomed on the gray-green land.

The blood-red petals are delicate and delicate, and have grown to two blocks high. The rhizomes are winding and twisted, and the huge buds on the top are teetering on the edge, and they have the tendency to continue to grow.

Qi You couldn't remember any plant in Minecraft that looked so beautiful and evil.

But suddenly he thought of a certain plant-like experimental subject in his notebook.

——Blood red dahlia.

Qi You frowned and said: "This is a plant that grows on the corpses of infected people. It has a strong reproductive ability. It can also parasitize living bodies."

Nasida pouted her lips: "It sounds disgusting."

Qi You nodded: "Yes, in the Hundred Days of Shock, zombie corpses will not disappear naturally, they will only slowly rot and finally melt into the ground."