Genshin Impact: Live MC, everyone is being persecuted crazily

Captain Qin jumped down from the arch bridge over the Fruit Wine Lake, his tall golden brown horse tail swaying in the wind, looking heroic.

Seeing the little fish in the river turning their bellies, she gave Keli a helpless look.

Keli was about to collect the fish. When she heard this, she suddenly became excited and quickly put away the remote control. She put her hands behind her back and blinked her big eyes crazily:

"Ah, uh, that... they, they are just backstroke, hehe..."

However, the red circle of Luban's No. [-] ultimate move revealed everything that happened here.

"Bang bang bang-"

The skill "Air Support" drops puffer bombs in the river one after another.

Captain Qin crossed his arms and said, "The sound of this backstroke is so explosive?"

Keli stuck out her little tongue, lowered her head listlessly, and took the initiative to step forward and take Captain Qin's hand:

"Keli, be good, don't lock Keli for too long, okay..."

Keli raised her head, with little stars of expectation in her eyes.

Captain Qin sighed helplessly.

Why does this kid like such dangerous things?

He was only eight years old, yet he dared to bomb the Qiuqiu people's camp.

Now that I have a new toy, I don’t know what dangerous things I will do.

What if she didn't pay attention and let the more powerful Qiuqiu people abduct her?

Captain Qin feels like an old mother...

at this time--

[Random Q&A is coming]

[Roll call: Qin! 】

[Question: In the 'Latercomer Village', in addition to the 'Librarian' and 'Priest', other villagers appear. It is known that fool villagers and unemployed villagers cannot be traded. What are the remaining types of villagers! 】

"Eh?"

After seeing this question, Qin was really stunned for a moment.

to be frank.

When Qi You was walking around the village before, he did see a variety of professions in the villagers' panels.

but!

Qi You redeemed it so quickly, how could she clearly remember which one was which?

At this moment, Qin frowned and hesitated:

"Farmer? Butcher? Fisherman? And..."

Qin's voice became lower and lower.

She really couldn't make it up anymore!

[The answer is not comprehensive!That’s a wrong answer! 】

[Roll call: Keli!Keep answering! 】

While Captain Qin was answering the question, Keli quietly put away the baby bomb, stood up on her toes, and moved furtively to the stone bridge.

As a result, I heard the roll call!

He immediately stayed there in embarrassment and stuck out his little tongue:

"Keli doesn't know about this either..."

【wrong answer! 】

【correct answer:】

[Armormaker, butcher, cartographer, priest, farmer, fisherman, fletcher, leatherworker, stonemason, shepherd, toolmaker, weaponsmith]

[Wanderer]: "The test is so detailed. Who can remember it? Qi You can't even answer the question, can he?"

[Ningguang]: "Captain Qin is also the unlucky kind..."

[Keqing]: "It doesn't matter, Captain Qin, just give it a try. Really, it will be over in just one moment."

[Arataki Yidou]: "How about you change your country to survive? Oh, no, Inazuma already has nine turtles..."

[Kujo Sura]: "?"

[Qin]: "..."

【Keli】: "Oooh! Keli is so scared!"

[Punishment: Kelly and Qin swap personalities and hobbies! 】

[Time limit: 6 hours! 】

The next moment, Commander Qin's body trembled as if he had been electrocuted. He knelt down on one knee uncontrollably and covered his forehead.

Keli on the side fainted directly on Captain Qin.

[Barbara]: "What, what does this mean? Sister! Are you, are you okay?"

[Kaia]: "I have an unknown premonition...Has any of you seen Captain Qin or Keli?"

[Lisa]: "Ah~ Could it be that Qin will be like little Keli, hiding in my arms and acting like a spoiled brat?"

[Diluc]: "She might be hiding in your arms, yelling about going to fry fish."

[Wendy]: “I feel like I’ve watched a good show~ (jumping to the Cider Lake in high spirits)”

Captain Qin slowly opened his eyes.

The eyes are childish and innocent.

"Eh? Keli is asleep?"

She put Kelly aside, raised her toes, and moved quietly to the side.

He quickly left Keli's side.

But unexpectedly, he bumped into Wendy who was strolling over.

He exclaimed: "Wow~ Are you here to play with me?"

"Eh?"

Wendy, who just wanted to make soy sauce, was stunned.

"That, I am..."

Before Wendy could finish speaking, Qin took his hand, with little stars in her eyes:

"Then~ you can help let the wind blow! If you see Keli, tell me immediately!"

Wendy entered the role in a second: "Okay, okay, this sounds very... oh oh oh!"

Before Wendy could finish speaking, Captain Qin threw him over his shoulder and carried him on his back, running wildly in a certain direction!

"Let's go~"

"Ah↗ah↘ah↗ah↘~~~"

Wendy's panicked (and excited) screams echoed in the live broadcast room for a long time.

In fact, I like Qin the most (after all, she looks like Saber)

The barrage was silent for a long time.

[Lisa]: "It turns out that the piano can also play sub-tones..."

[Noelle]: "Then I also want to learn the clip sound..."

[Kaia]: "It feels like everything is not peaceful near the Fruit Wine Lake..."

[Paimon]: "(Although the singer is not doing anything serious, he is still Fengshen-sama after all. He shouldn't let Captain Qin mess around, right?)"

[Diluc]: "I'd better go over and take a look..."

[Barbara]: "Please add me!"

Just as he was talking, Keli, who was lying on the side, suddenly woke up.

He showed a wise look that was not for his age.

He sighed with great vicissitudes of life:

"Where did this kid Qin go to rebel again?"

[Ying]: "Oh my god, my baby Keli! The character is ruined!"

[Sugar]: "It's really strange to swap personalities like this... What will happen if they meet?"

[Albedo]: "Qin won't really be put into a solitary room by Keli, right?"

[Amber]: "As you said, I also want to go and have a look..."

[Diona]: "I want to meow too..."

……

The scene changed to a certain Qiuqiu people community downstream of Guojiu Lake.

"Eh? It's hard to find a place to spear fish. Why are there so many Qiuqiu people!"

Captain Qin put his hands on his hips and said unhappily.

Wendy was about to speak when she suddenly felt a wave of romance exploding around her!

A blue vortex of wind condensed in front of Qin, and the strong gravity caused all the nearby Qiuqiu people to be sucked in!

"Ahhh~"

Commander Qin jumped to a cliff and swung his sword like a bomb, causing these Qiuqiu people to fall down.

'(o°--°o)Pa Chi Pa Chi...' Fengshen applauded when he saw it.

She turned back with bright eyes: "You sit over there for a while~I'll spear the fish for you~"