Genshin Impact: Live MC, everyone is being persecuted crazily

[Toma]: "The general-shaped snack I just made also turned into Brother Kong..."

[Dolly]: "It's over! Can't sell it now?"

[Bennett]: "Brother Kong's poster suddenly flew into my face. I couldn't see the road clearly, and I slipped and fell into the wind dragon ruins! Is there anyone who can help me?"

[Arataki Yidou]: "At the center of the Arataki sect, why did my grandpa's charming poster be replaced by this yellow one!"

[Ningguang]: "I was sorting out information with Baixiao just now, and Mr. Kong's face suddenly appeared on the wall, which frightened both Baiwen and Baishi..."

[Keqing]: "Well, Ningguang, there seems to be a banner hanging down from your Qunyu Pavilion with an empty poster on it and the words 'Return My Brother' next to it..."

[Ningguang]: "?"

[Dolly]: "This kind of publicity effect that covers the entire Liyue Port is worth so many molas."

[Baizhu]: "Bubulu's medicine box is also printed with this gentleman."

[Changsheng]: "It's so ugly..."

[Xiang Ling]: "It scared me to death! Why did the poster appear in my pot? Do you know how scary it is to see a face fried in vegetables!"

[Thunder and Lightning General (film)]: "There is nothing in my dessert machine..."

[Nilu]: "Fortunately, the God of Grass is not here, otherwise, where she walked, there would not be colorful blooming flowers and plants, but a poster of Brother Kong!"

[Ying]: "Xumiru is empty, the grass god...is in front of the screen."

【Wendy】: "Grass (a plant)"

[Piano]: "Grass (a plant)"

[Keli]: "@Qin, don't allow the children who are not well-behaved to talk!"

[Wendy]: "Hey?"

[Miko Yae]: "It's interesting that the traveler is rewarded alone, but punished by everyone."

[Zhongli]: "Based on universal rationality, this is indeed the case."

[Wutao]: "Guest, don't run away! You have Brother Kong's poster stuck to your butt!"

[Mandrill]: "Mr. Zhong, let me tear it off for you, um...what's going on? I can't pull it off..."

[Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng]: "Try harder, like this (hiss)"

[Zhongli]: "?"

[Mandrill]: "..." (I immediately looked away after hearing the strange sound)

[Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng]: "I remember that I still have important things to do, so I won't stay any longer! (Flies away in a hurry)"

[Mandrill]: "(Afraid to look directly) (Uncertain tone) How about I help you sew it up..."

[Zhongli]: "??"

[Wendy]: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

[Wutao]: "Great Sage, can you? Don't prick our guest! Let me do this kind of thing! Hehe~ Huh? Wait, aren't these pants in good condition? They are not torn! (Disappointed)"

[Zhongli]: "???"

【Ganyu】: "(Try to hold it in)"

[Thunder and Lightning General (real)]: "Over the years, it turns out that it's not just Teyvat who has changed a lot, this... uh, sir. He has also become a lot more childlike."

[Grandma Ping]: "Retired life is indeed very comfortable..."

[General Thunder (Real)]: "So, I suddenly had an idea."

[General Thunder]: "Please don't have similar thoughts."

[Thunder and Lightning General (film)]: "Yes, isn't it comfortable to live here (Isshin Pure Land)?"

[Thunder and Lightning General (Real)]: "(Glancing at the empty, bare disk) (Sighing helplessly) Okay, I know, if I leave, no one will catch you sweets, right?" "

[Wanderer]: "Your mother, has General Thunder been so schizophrenic that he is chatting with himself? No, I have to stay away next time I pass by Ina Wife..."

[Ying]: "Um, are there any pictures of Zhongli? Don't get me wrong, it's just that I haven't seen Zhongli for a long time and I miss him a little!"

[Paimon]: "Paimon is also curious about what Zhongli is wearing... Uh-huh! Traveler, why are you covering my mouth!"

[Wendy]: "Why are you curious about this? Do you want to buy a couple's model?"

[Wutao]: "I told you that the pants are not torn! Although I am also very disappointed..."

[Zhongli]: "????"

……

Teyvat, Mondstadt, Angel's Gift Tavern.

After Qin came out of the solitary room, she was all alive.

Keli stood on the table and said seriously: "Qin, children are not allowed to drink."

"I know..."

Qin was sitting on the sofa, her cheeks bulging with anger, obviously dissatisfied with the discipline of Kelly, an old lady.

Lisa sat next to Qin, brought her a glass of juice, and imitated Xiao Keli's tone: "You can't drink, kid."

Kaia: "Pfft..."

Diluc couldn't help but smile.

There was a jovial air both inside and outside the tavern.

Barbara sat opposite Qin and said worriedly: "The exchange time is only half a day, why is it still like this? Is there something wrong with the system?"

As a result, as soon as she finished speaking, Keli and Qin shook uncontrollably at the same time.

Keli fell off the table unsteadily and threw herself into Lisa's arms.

"This is..." Qin looked around in confusion, the dullness and childishness in her eyes slowly fading away.

Soon, everything that happened that afternoon gradually came to her mind.

Qin covered her mouth in disbelief, her cheeks getting hotter and hotter:

"Wait, this afternoon...could it be?"

"It really happened." Lisa purred to Keli and lovingly added: "Are there any details that you haven't remembered? I can help you recall the memories."

"No, stop..."

Qin rubbed her hair angrily and looked up to find that everyone had a suppressed smile on their faces (except Barbara)

Ahhhhh!

Taishe is dead!

Like a little child, he is whimpering and wants to be kissed, hugged and lifted up...

He also went to cause trouble with spearfishing!

What's even more annoying is, why are you still put in a solitary room?

Wuwuwu, I can’t live anymore!

At this time, Baby Keli suddenly woke up: "Well, Keli had a terrible dream~"

Looking at everyone in the tavern, Keli rubbed her eyes and sat up:

"Huh? Why are you all looking at Keli? Huh? Why is this place exactly like Keli's dream? Could it be that..."

Wendy: "That's not a dream, it's reality~"

Keli's eyes lit up with little stars: "Wow! Keli put Captain Qin in a solitary room?"

Wendy showed a bright smile and nodded heavily.

Diluc couldn't hold himself any longer and chuckled.

Seeing Wendy, Qin couldn't help but recall what happened this afternoon...

An over-the-shoulder throw put Mr. Fengshen on his shoulders, and he almost didn't stop the car and threw him into the river.

Qin stood up with a black line on her face: "I, I will go out and be quiet."

Amber came over in time with a large plate of grilled fish: "Hey, hey, hey, here comes the grilled fish! Come and try the skills of the Scout Knight... uh."

Seeing Qin's loveless expression, Amber froze in place.

Wendy's eyes lit up: "Wow! It's grilled fish! Captain Qin's kiss! Hand! Caught fish! Let's try it!" As she said that, she shared the grilled fish with everyone with a smile.

Captain Qin felt like another arrow had been shot in his heart...

"thanks……"

"Ah, thank you, meow."

"No, thank you very much!"

Embarrassed, everyone politely accepted the grilled fish.

Wendy: "Hey, don't thank me~ Thank you, Captain Xie Qin~!"

Everyone understood something, turned their heads, stared at Captain Qin (who was quietly escaping), and bowed neatly:

"Captain Qin! Thank you!!"

“The grilled fish is really delicious!”

"Thank you, Captain Qin, meow~"

Qin: Kill me tonight to cheer you up...

[Qin received compensation rewards: handcuffs and keys that Jae-jae could not escape]

[Introduction: It can be tracked remotely. Once it is attached, it cannot be taken off]

[Keli receives a compensation reward: a random key to any door]

[Introduction: You can open all doors, but you are not sure where you will appear after opening the door]

Wendy drank a large glass of dandelion wine, her cheeks flushed with excitement: "It just so happens that everyone is here today, let the great bard sing a song for you!"

As he spoke, he cleared his throat, picked up the lyre and was about to play.