Siheyuan: relax and watch the fun

[Ding, congratulations to the host for receiving four yuan of money, four kilograms of meat, four kilograms of grain, and four kilograms of fruits and vegetables. ]

Wang Jia, a historian of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, described Mrs. Gan's beauty in "Supplementary Notes":

At the age of eighteen, the jade is soft, the skin is soft, and the appearance is charming.The First Master called him in and placed him in a white gauze tent. Those who looked outside looked like snow gathering under the moon.

The Lou family is so rich, and their car is a good car with top-level configurations. But there is a well-known thing, good fares and gas. Fortunately, someone is not short of gas, even if he opens a gas station, he can supply a lot of it. car.

I understand everything I know, so I won’t say any more.

At that time, Gao Lin was still surprised that Xu Damao, who was so powerful and had Lou Xiao'e in his family, could still find Qin Huairu in the factory and then go to the village to find a widow?

Or is it that Xu Damao is afraid of Lou Xiao'e and won't let Lou Xiao'e drive the car...

The weather is getting hotter.

In order to take care of the greedy and greedy heroine who is pregnant, Gao Lin has been bringing fruits home a lot recently.

But Gao Lin moved here later and was not familiar with everyone; secondly, Gao Lin was an engineer after all, and there was a natural gap between him and the ordinary workers in the compound, so although he could be greedy, no one dared to come and ask for it.

Jia Zhang is so mean-mouthed. After enduring it for so long, I finally can’t bear it anymore.

When Gao Lin walked into the backyard and lost hearing, he started mumbling:

"How about some people who are not popular in the compound? Look, look, they will eat alone. My family is so rich, I don't know how much delicious food there is, and I don't know who comes to help us orphans and widowed mothers. , I wish him no chance of giving birth to a son, he is a loser!"

Bangge didn't hear anything else, except that one was rich and the other had delicious food.

He rolled his eyes and wanted to take action.

"Grandma, I'm going out to play for a while!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang is not nervous either. My BangGeng is already a ten-year-old child and knows that he will come back to eat when he is hungry.

"Stop playing for a while, it's time to eat!"

"Got it!" Banggan ran out in a flash, Xiaodang staggering behind.

"Brother, where are we going to play?" Xiaodang, who is only four years old, is still quite clingy.

"Grandma just said that Uncle Gao Lin's family is rich and has much better food. Let's go and have a look!"

Bangge, who has already practiced at Shazhu's house, is now full of confidence, and naturally wants to go to Gao Lin's house to try out.

"Mom said that Uncle Gao Lin is an engineer and she is not allowed to cause trouble at his house."

Hey, that's so smart. Even a one or four-year-old child knows that Bangge went to Gao Lin's house with bad intentions.

"Stealing things is something that will happen in the future. We are only going to check out the spots this time, and we are not stealing anything. Besides, have you seen the big watermelon in Uncle Gao Lin's car basket? Do you want to eat it?" Banggeng said seductively.

Xiaodang swallowed.

"Yes, we are going to see Aunt Li, not just to eat watermelon or steal things!"

Bang Gang and Xiao Dang strolled to the back room without knocking. This is not the tradition in courtyard houses, so they just opened the door and came in.

When I went in, I saw Gao Lin and Yan Jiecheng cooking, while Li Jianjian and Yu Li were sitting at the dining table eating.

Xiaodang looked for it but didn't see the watermelon, so he asked in a low voice: "Brother, have they finished eating? Why can't I find the watermelon?"

This touches on Xiaodang's knowledge blind spot. The four-year-old child has never eaten watermelon, but he has seen the outer skin of the watermelon and thinks that the entire watermelon is green.

Banggeng pointed to the small piece on the plate on the table with a toothpick stuck on it, "That's the watermelon, they've cut it."

I was a little frightened when I said BangGeng, after all, I had not had much contact with these adults.

Banggeng Xiaodang called out in unison: "Hello Uncle Gao Lin, Hello Uncle Jie Cheng, Hello Aunt Li, Hello Aunt Yu Li!"

Li Jianjian also knew that Banggeng had been practicing his stealing skills recently. He rolled his eyes and put on a bad smile on his lips: "Hey Xiaodang and Banggeng! Xiaodang, come and eat the watermelon. It's so sweet and delicious!"

Xiaodang came forward happily, and Yu Li held her on her lap and carefully fed her with toothpicks, with a look of fondness for human cubs on her face.

Banggen saw this and wanted to step forward, but Li Jianjian immediately dissuaded him: "Banggen, boys can't eat watermelon!"

Banggeng was dumbfounded and asked anxiously: "Why?"

"Because boys may become pregnant if they eat it." Li Jianjian said seriously.

Bangge was frightened by Li Jianjian and asked hesitantly: "Although I have never eaten watermelon, I have seen other uncles eating watermelon. Why are they okay?"

Li Jianjian smiled and said: "Because they are adults and have strong resistance, so they are fine. Just like getting sick, adults have strong resistance and recover quickly."

Banggeng was so anxious that he spun around three times, jumped up and down again, and asked: "Then why can Xiaodang eat it? I have a stronger resistance than her!"

Li Jianjian could hardly hold back his laughter and was speechless.The same goes for Yu Li on the side.

Gao Lin took over the conversation: "Men belong to yang, women belong to yin. This watermelon also belongs to yin. Only one yin and one yang can give birth to children. Two yins cannot give birth to children. A man and a woman can have children. Have you ever seen two Can a woman give birth to a child?"

"I'm not afraid, I will eat even if I have a baby!"

Banggeng is about to rush upwards when he is ruthless.

Gao Lin hurriedly stopped him. With his momentum, he could knock anyone he bumped into.

Gao Lin was still teasing, but he couldn't feed it to the white-eyed wolf, "You call me uncle, I can't harm you, and I can't feed you."

The Bangge struggled, the Banggian sank.

Chapter 24 I, the engineer, want to lock the door!

You are making things difficult for me again!Do I have to cut myself into a woman just to eat a watermelon?

The stick raised its eyebrows sadly and walked away wilted.

As soon as Gao Lin closed the door, the two old musicians and the two new theatergoers burst out laughing, making Xiao Dang in Yu Li's arms stunned with laughter, holding a piece of watermelon in his mouth and not daring to move.

Gao Lin couldn't stop laughing when he saw Xiaodang like this.

He touched Xiaodang's hair and said with a smile: "It's okay, Xiaodang, keep eating!"

Xiaodang blinked, looked at everyone again, and then started eating again.

In order to prevent gestational diabetes, the watermelon was cut into small pieces, and Xiaodang, a glutton who had never eaten watermelon before, finished it in a short time.

Xiaodang burped with satisfaction, wiped his mouth, and jumped off Yu Li's lap.

"Thank you uncle and aunt, I'm going back!"

Xiaodang didn't have anything to eat to attract attention, and then he realized that so many adults were watching him. When he got nervous, he ran away and ran back to Jia's house.This action aroused the joy of everyone in the room.

"Banggan and Xiaodang have never been to our house usually. There were fruits a few days ago but they still didn't come. What do you think is going on today?" Li Jianjian asked in confusion after he finished laughing.

"I don't know anything else. I just heard Mrs. Jia Zhang saying that our family has money and delicious food, so we should help her family, and she scolded her." Gao Lin said with a smile.

"The Jia family's belongings are nothing, yet they still have money to help them!" Yan Jiecheng said angrily when he thought that his own family was even poorer, but the Jia family still had to help them if they had donations.

Yu Li nodded in agreement, "Yes, she taught Banggeng like this. She goes to Shazhu's house to steal things all day long. She steals needles when she is a child, and steals gold when she is older. She will definitely not be good in the future!"

"So, do you guys think Bangge wants to steal something later today and come here in advance?" Li Jianjian concluded.

"Don't worry, we will lock the house when we go out from now on. Nothing will happen. You can't think of being a thief." Gao Lin comforted Li Jianjian, and at the same time gave up the idea of ​​the heroine serving justice.

Yan Jiecheng thought for a while and decided that this was not a good idea.

"Gao Lin, the three elders in our courtyard have said before that for the sake of the reputation of a civilized courtyard house, each of our households cannot lock the door. In your house, I am worried that the three of them will target you."

Li Jianjian and Yu Li were both stunned when they said this.

I thought it was because the courtyard had a good atmosphere and atmosphere, so everyone lived with the door open. It turned out not to be the case, but because of the rules of the elders!

"Don't worry, I have an explanation. The nature of my work requires confidentiality, so you can just watch the show when the time comes!"

When he left for work the next morning, Gao Lin fixed the window from the inside and locked the door.

In this era, students get off school early. Otherwise, the third uncle, Yan Bu Gui, can water the flowers and wipe the car at the door in advance every day. There are conditions for being a door god.

As soon as Banggeng arrived after school, he ran to the back room in the backyard. He had been thinking about it all day. Even if he was really pregnant, I, the thief Banggeng, would still have to eat this watermelon!

To rush to the door is to sacrifice one's life.

There was a loud bang, the stick hit the door, bounced back, somersaulted and fell to the ground.

Bangge people are all confused.

who I am?where am I?What am I going to do?

Banggeng was sitting on the ground in a daze, and the aunts and children in the yard gathered around him.

At this time, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu came over early because they lived close by, so they stood in front of Banggian.At first glance, Jia and Zhang thought the Liu brothers were making a fool of themselves.

Jia Zhang opened her mouth and cursed: "What's the matter? Your father beats you every day. You are not convinced and want to beat him back on the children in the courtyard? It's really not a toy. You deserve to have no job and be a street kid all day long!"

Not only did Jia Zhang scold the two brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu until they fainted, but even the neighbors were dumbfounded.

After hearing this, I thought it made sense. I wanted my children to stay away from the Liu brothers in the future so that they would not be beaten innocently. However, I became angry after hearing this.

It's so hard to find a job now. Who's family doesn't have many young people to be assigned? If you and Jia Zhang are living together, they should be living on the streets without a job. Are these people nothing anymore?

You have to be an aunt to stand up to the thunder.Although she couldn't stand hearing Jia Zhang's curses, people who survived rumors could always tolerate many things.

"Jia Zhang, stop scolding me. I heard a loud noise when I came here just now. Looking at Banggeng's position, it's obvious that he ran too fast and hit the door of Gao Lin's house."

This means that Bangge wanted to enter Gao Lin's house, but he didn't!Mrs. Jia Zhang, please restrain yourself and don’t pretend that your precious grandson is going to be a thief.

How could Mrs. Jia and Zhang have such brains? She yelled and shouted: "My boss just wants to go to Gao Lin's house to play. Who knew his house would lock the door? No one locked the door, but he did. I don't know if he dislikes it." There is a thief in the courtyard, he is hiding something shameful!"

The aunts looked disgusted when they heard this. Isn't the thief your family? Why are you so unaware?

I don't know who it was because he didn't think the matter was serious enough, so he shouted: "He came to our hospital later, and now he is hiding something. He can't be an enemy agent, right?"

The third aunt was shocked. Her son Yan Jiecheng and daughter-in-law Yu Li were still living here!

But when I looked at the door of Gao Lin's house, I was happy, "Don't talk nonsense, look at the four glory plaques on the door. This is the protection of the two children by Gao Lin and Li Jianjian's parents. The family has a good foundation and a prosperous career. It is false accusations." No, no matter what you say!"

When everyone heard this, it was the same thing.The organization's review is the most stringent. Being able to issue a sign proves that there is no problem for both of them, but you can't get involved in this and involve your own family.

The second aunt, like the second uncle, is also a lover of power and wants to hold a meeting to show off her power. At this time, she said: "Everyone, please leave now. When everyone comes back, we will hold a hospital-wide meeting to ask Gao Lin and discuss Let’s talk about locking the door!”

They usually didn't pay attention, but now everyone who was shocked by the Glory Card had nothing to say and dispersed obediently.

After everyone left, the second aunt pulled Liu Guangfu and said, "Guangfu, please tell your father quickly and let him prepare well. The conference tonight will be so majestic!"

Photographed by Liu Guangfu, threatened by his father's stick, he did not dare to say anything and immediately ran to the steel rolling mill.

The same goes for the third aunt. Although she knew Gao Lin would be fine, she was still worried that Yan Jiecheng and Yu Li would be implicated, so she quickly asked Yan Jiekang to report to the steel rolling mill.

Compared to Liu Guangfu, Yan Jiekuang was very happy. After all, Gao Lin was famous for his generosity in the courtyard. If he sent him a letter, he would get some snacks regardless of whether it was useful or not.