Siheyuan: relax and watch the fun

"Eight-fingered dog, being expelled, wanting to go to school is just a dream."

640 "To get rid of the problem, you have to learn. If you can't learn, you are a useless person."

"You can't be an engineer, and you can't learn to be a fitter."

"Why, it's a family tradition. The father is a loser and the son is a coward."

Everyone circled around the stick, held hands, ran and jumped, and sang.

"Ahhh!"

Bangge yelled crazily, stood up suddenly, pushed away the person in front of him, and ran away crying.

Crystal tears scattered in the air, and everyone laughed even more happily.

"Get fired, cry snot, shed tears, so stingy. Hahaha..."

Bangge was heartbroken and wanted to find a place to hide and cry, so he subconsciously ran home.

Banggeng was about to open the door and run into the house, but Jia Zhang locked the door in fear of being embarrassed.

Duang~

There was a loud noise, Banggan fell on his back and passed out, and a big bag could be seen floating out to the naked eye.

Mrs. Jia Zhang heard the noise, but she thought it was someone knocking on the door and trying to make her open the door to laugh at her, so she opened her mouth and cursed:

"Whoever gives birth to a son without Piyanzi knocks on the door, I wish you will have no children, no grandchildren, no children, and become an old man!"

When there was no movement, Jia Zhang said arrogantly:

"You are all bitches, you just deserve to be scolded. That's me, the old lady, otherwise who cares whether you are a green turtle or a little whore!".

Chapter 195: The world where only I am unlucky has been achieved?

From the time Banggeng came home, to Jia Zhang's fainting, after a series of things, to now Banggeng fainted, it was already past five o'clock.

For Qin Huairu, it was another comfortable day of paddling.

Qin Huairu smiled happily when she thought of the two white-faced steamed buns in the bag that were devoured by Banggeng.

But just after passing the hanging flower gate between the front yard and the middle yard, I saw a child lying on his back at the door of his house.

The distance was a bit far and it was difficult to see clearly. Qin Huairu took two steps and was startled.

Why do these clothes and body shape look so similar to Bangge?

Without any further hesitation, Qin Huairu ran over and looked down and saw that it was true!

"Banggeng! Banggeng! Wake up and tell mom what's wrong with you?"

After calling Banggeng twice and not waking up, Qin Huairu noticed that the big bump on Banggong's head was turning purple.

Lying outside was not an option, so Qin Huairu picked up the stick and moved it home.

That is to say, the stick stem is still small, and Qin Huairu's weight is also here, otherwise he might not be able to move it.

None of the neighbors helped, they all stood with their arms folded and watched the joke from a distance.

Qin Huairu didn't bother to figure out why the atmosphere was so weird at this time. The oldest child in the world was the biggest, and the most important one was the stick figure.

For Qin Sudden, resolving the stick issues first was the top priority.

She finally moved to the door, because both hands were occupied, and the stick was too heavy and she couldn't stand upright, so Qin Huairu also opened the door with her head like the stick.

Boom!

Pfft!

The first sound was Qin Huairu's headbutt, which hit the door firmly, but the door hadn't opened yet.

The second headbutt failed. Qin Huairu was so painful that she subconsciously let go and covered her forehead, causing the stick to fall to the ground.

This made the neighbors, who had been watching the show, and even the neighbors in the alley outside the courtyard burst out laughing.

What was even more shocking was that Mrs. Jia Zhang heard the noise inside and thought that the aunts who were laughing at her were here again, so she yelled:

"Another childless thing is here to disturb me. If you dare to make any noise again, believe it or not, my old Jia and Dongxu will take your whole family away."

"Shameless little bitch, owe *%￥*￥#"

A series of indescribable garbage spewed out of Jia Zhang's mouth. Damn it, Qin Huairu was so angry that the onlookers laughed even harder.

Qin Huairu shouted several times but was drowned out by Jia Zhang's curses. Finally, taking advantage of Jia Zhang's breath, she said coldly: "Mom, it's me, Qin Huairu!"

Jia Zhang's scolding voice stopped abruptly.

Soon the door opened, and Mrs. Jia Zhang stuck her head out with a livid face like a duck being strangled by the neck.

When she saw it was Qin Huairu, Jia Zhang felt embarrassed and complained:

"Why are you!"

Then he lowered his head and vomited three times in a row, closed his eyes and prayed:

"God, Lao Jia and Dongxu, what I just said doesn't count. You must not come!"

It was a coincidence that Qin Huairu opened the door while half-holding the stick, and when he let go, the stick was right in front of the door.

Although Mrs. Jia Zhang opened the door, she couldn't vomit randomly into the house, so she vomited outside without even looking at the ground. She vomited all over her face.

Mi Tai is really Mi Tai, but he also vomited the stick and woke him up.

Bangge was still feeling dazed just now, and he was quite touched to know that it was his mother who wanted to take him home.

This made grandma vomit. She lost all her thoughts and opened her mouth to complain:

"Grandma, you spit in my face!"

When Mrs. Jia Zhang heard this, she lowered her head and saw that her eldest grandson was lying on the ground!

I hurriedly knelt down and took a closer look. Isn't that right? There were three disgusting things on my face that I didn't want to mention, and there was a big red and purple bump on my forehead.

Mrs. Jia Zhang wanted to wipe her hands clean, but felt disgusted and hesitated.

Qin Huairu, a mother who felt sorry for her child, directly wiped it clean with her clothes.

Mrs. Jia Zhang then hugged her grandson distressedly and explained:

"Grandma didn't mean it. Why didn't your mother say anything just now? I scolded the wrong person, so I had to spit it out quickly. It would be amazing if it really comes true!"

Thinking of the vague feeling that his mother also bumped into the door, Bangge asked suspiciously:

"Grandma, are you hiding at home and eating delicious food? I will come in the afternoon and bump into the door, then I wake up."

I didn't say it was okay, but my forehead started to hurt as soon as I mentioned it.

In addition, thinking that Mrs. Jia Zhang was eating meat secretly, Banggeng burst into tears;

"I, my head hurts. Am I going to die? I don't want to die. I want to eat meat. I need to eat meat to get better!"

Qin Huairu also looked at Jia Zhang suspiciously.

If it were an old man from another family, he would not dare to do such a thing.

But if it is said to be the Jia Zhang family, then it is really possible!

Mrs. Jia Zhang hugged the stick tightly and comforted:

"Banggen, if you want to eat meat, let's eat meat. Eat a lot of meat! Qin Huairu, did you hear me? Go buy meat quickly!"

"You give me money?" Qin Huairu said angrily: "Don't you know what our family's level is? We're going to be on hiatus at the end of the month. How can we have money to buy meat!"

Jia Zhang was acting rogue and said:

"Then I don't care. You are a good mother, so you have to feed your children meat! If you don't have money, just borrow it, ask for it, steal it, or rob it!"

This old shrew!

Qin Huairu couldn't say anything about Jia Zhang who was taking advantage of her mother-in-law's righteousness, so she changed the subject and said:

"Mom, Banggeng is not about eating meat right now, but I want to know what you were doing at home with the door open in the afternoon. Look, you gave Banggong a big bump on his forehead!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang couldn't say that she hadn't scolded all the aunts and old ladies in the alley that afternoon. She was hesitant and speechless.

After thinking about it, Jia Zhang also decided to change the topic and asked Bang Gui:

"Awesome, why did you pack such a big bag?"

He said it was a change of topic, but Jia Zhang mentioned it again. He could only say that this level is really bad.

BangGeng did not doubt that he was there and said:

"I went home in the afternoon and thought the door was open, so I bumped into it and knocked myself unconscious!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang felt distressed and said: "Oh, my poor Banggeng, you have suffered an old sin!"

As it turns out, this is not the end of the story.

Just listen to him say with hatred on his face:

"Not only that, before I fell into coma, I heard you, grandma, scolding me all the time, what a bastard, a green-haired turtle, someone who has no children or grandchildren..."

Mrs. Jia Zhang was confused. Why, the person who knocked on the door in the afternoon was not someone else but her good grandson?

That’s not the wrong thing to say again!

Mrs. Jia Zhang paid attention this time, turned her head and then said bah bah bah, clasped her hands together and closed her eyes to pray:

"God, please don't take that incident seriously this afternoon. It was all my joke. This is my dear grandson, nothing can happen to him!"

"Not only can nothing happen to him, but nothing can happen to this family. We must live a long life, be healthy and happy, and have many children and grandchildren!"

"I must let my children and grandchildren live in the house and enjoy enough happiness!".

Chapter 196 Yi Zhonghai’s attitude changes, getting closer and closer to the beginning of the plot

Seeing Jia Zhang's movements and demeanor, Qin Huairu knew that her son Banggeng had suffered the same accident as herself, and she acted like a dead mother again.

When Jia ''''dao finished his glance, he said angrily:

"Who are you showing your stinky face to? If you want to stay, stay. If you don't want to stay, go back to the countryside!"

"Mom, no, you..."