Siheyuan: relax and watch the fun

In addition to these, there are also those who talk about mountains and rivers.

For people from Beijing, chatting and talking are different.

To describe the weather, it can be described as gentle breeze and drizzle, continuous autumn rain, plum rain season, the kind of light rain in the sky that is as moist as crisp, and the color of grass can be seen from a distance but not up close.

To put it bluntly, it is peaceful and gentle, without conflict.

Kan is different, it's a storm, it's a downpour.Chat carefully and have fun. The key to fun is suspense, conflict, climax, and ups and downs.

It's the kind of talk that makes you foam at the mouth and listen attentively.

One said: "Have you heard that Silly Zhu, the chef at the steel rolling mill, cooked a wedding banquet for someone and became a groom? He also raised a half-door in the city, and both of them gave birth to a boy for him. Before Two days ago, there was a fight between two women at the gate of the steel rolling mill, and the two of them fought hard!"

Audience A: "Then who did Silly Zhu marry in the end? You can't have both!"

Audience B: "How did I hear that this silly column was framed?"

The person who brought up the topic deliberately lowered his voice and said:

"You guys are all behind on the news! I learned from secret channels that the girl from the countryside looks like the goddess that Sha Zhu has always had a crush on. Can you tell me what's going on here? ?"

Audience C exclaimed: "I didn't expect that Silly Zhu was also a gangster, with the same virtue as his mortal enemy Xu Damao!"

The person who brought up the topic quickly reminded: "Keep your voice down! If word gets out, I'm going to slap you with a sap!"

Another person said: "I also heard something about Silly Zhu. I heard that Silly Zhu let a neighbor kid steal 200 yuan, and then chose to forgive him!"

Audience Ding said in surprise: "No way? Real or fake? Even if this kid is Si Zhu's biological son, he still has to be beaten to death. Just choose to forgive him. What kind of relationship is this?"

The first person who talked about the topic guessed: "It can't be Bangge, the son of Qin Huairu, the goddess of stupid pillars, right?"

From the familiar name of this person, we can tell that he has worked hard for gossip.

The second topic person admired: "It's amazing, it's a joke! Something happened to this kid. Although Sha Zhu forgave him, the school did not forgive him and expelled him directly. Qin Huairu and Sha Zhu also had an eighth-level fitter to find them. I've been to many schools, but none of them are awesome."

Gao Lin wanted to laugh when he heard this.

It stands to reason that among these three people, Yi Zhonghai has the highest status, but what is the situation now? Yi Zhonghai has the highest status./p>

He didn't even have a name when he was passed on by others. He just said he was an eighth-level fitter. How could it be such a miserable word!

Ignoring Gao Lin's inner little theater, Audience A sighed:

“Isn’t this kid, Bangge, useless?”.

Chapter 212: He eats a lot, so he grows strong?

After hearing this, everyone also sighed with emotion.

Audience B agreed: "Yes, I am an educator. It will be difficult for me to make progress in the future without academic qualifications!"

Audience C seconded: "The personnel expressed their agreement verbally!"

Audience Ding nodded: "The street office thinks so too!"

Then there was another burst of laughter.

Here, there are high-ranking officials and workers, as well as traffickers and lackeys, all of whom are naked.

Just as people come naked and leave naked.

All people are born equal, there is no difference in status, there is nothing external, only the essence of being a human being.

Everyone can communicate calmly. No one knows anyone outside the bathhouse, and no one will want to settle the blame.

Even if there is a dispute here, if you see him outside, you will just smile knowingly and not care too much.

Even if there are conflicts outside, you can still calm down and enjoy the leisure here. After all, the friendship between each other is naked and face to face, which can always relax a bit.

This is a pure land that makes people feel comfortable and relaxed.

Mr. Niu knew that Gao Lin and Shazhu were from the same courtyard, but he was the most disciplined person. He neither spoke ill of others behind their backs nor forced them to speak ill of them behind their backs.

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Talking about current affairs with this person and gossiping with that person, Gao Lin felt that it was already past eleven o'clock.

Gao Lin is still fine, but Mr. Niu and the others can't handle it anymore.

They are all big men. Even if they had dinner in the morning, it has already been four or five hours. In addition, they have to take a bath and soak in water. It is a big job and they are already hungry.

As Mr. Niu and the other three stood up, half of the people stood up one after another with a crash.

After hanging out all morning, our relationship became closer. Mr. Niu even greeted Gao Lin:

"Man, let's go! Let's have a meal first, then take a nap after eating, and then get up and kill two more dishes!"

Gao Lin usually stays there until noon and then goes back. Unfortunately, this time the heroine is worried that his return will affect their entertainment and will not let him go home.

Just spend a day here!

Gao Lin stood up and walked out with Mr. Niu and others swaying around big towels and bath towels.

After people come out of the shower, the waiters use clips to take out a hot towel from the disinfection bucket for the guests to wipe their sweat.

There was also a child who followed his father out, but he started to shiver before taking two steps. It was because he was cold after taking a shower.

The child wrapped the towel tightly and trotted back to the lounge, quickly got into bed and got into bed.

The second big bath towel on the bed was a small quilt, and the child fell asleep soundly after covering it up.

Sit down on your bed in the lounge and say hello for a waiter to come over and help you.

You order what you want to eat, and the waiter is responsible for going out and ordering it. The food is sold in the bathhouse and at the door of the bathhouse, and someone will buy it for you.

It's not anything complicated. It's usually wontons, shaobings, huoshao, flatbreads, etc., which you can eat with your hands.

There is also something called shochu, which is usually a few cold dishes and a small amount of wine. You drink it until noon. When you feel comfortable after eating and drinking, you go to bed. When you wake up, you go to the pool to soak.

Gao Lin didn't ask for much, just two pounds of wontons and five pounds of donkey meat to be burned.

Does this mean you don’t want much?

The waiter glanced at Gao Lin with a bewildered expression, and hurriedly went to buy food with the money Gao Lin gave him, fearing that if he waited a little longer, Gao Lin would be hungry and chew him up.

Waiters use plates and bowls to serve food to others. But when you come to Gao Lin, they serve the dishes directly!

Put two big basins on the coffee table and it will become the focus of the crowd!

Others stopped eating and came over to watch Gao Lin eating.

It’s not that I haven’t seen others eat too much.

But people eat a lot of pieces and put them there. Just like Balu, who is [-] meters tall and weighs [-] kilograms, he looks like a mountain when he stands there. After eating these, he is only [-]% full.

If he eats too much, others would think it's normal, but if a person with a perfect body like Gao Lin eats too much, they've never seen him eat too much.

Gao Lin didn't have any stage fright either. He smiled and raised his fists at the people around him, and then he started to move.

The movements are elegant and quick, and at the beginning there was a lot of booing and counting of the good things:

"One, two, three... ten... 22... burps!"

Counting and counting, just watching Gao Lin eat and eat so deliciously, he felt full and burped.

It didn't take long for Gao Lin to finish them all, and not even a drop of soup or water was left in the wontons.

Gao Lin tidied up, then wiped his mouth, picked up the tea that had been cold for a long time and drank it.

Someone who had taken a bath with Gao Lin in the bathhouse said with emotion:

"I've only heard that women who eat more can grow in the right place. Could it be possible that men can do the same? Otherwise, how could he have a golden-winged roc?"

?A sand stick? A stick?�??? ?A stick? A stick?

"I heard that there used to be dudes who walked birds, eagles, and other extravagant things. I have never seen one walk a roc."

"Not only that, the Golden-winged Dapeng is big, but it is too thin. This is obviously Kunpeng. There is a fish in the North Ming Dynasty, and its name is Kun. Kun is so big that it is unknown how many thousands of miles away it is; it turns into a bird, and its name is Kunpeng. It's a Peng. A Peng's back is thousands of miles away..."

Mr. Niu couldn't help but wonder if he didn't have enough fighting power because he didn't eat enough.

Several gentlemen joked with each other a little bit more, bragging that they had peed in the wind back then, but someone nearby revealed that now it was easy for them to wet their crotches.

Everyone returned to their beds and continued to eat and drink wine. They took a nap for a while and regained the feeling of leisure and relaxation.

 …  

Although there was a lot of people lying down here, there were still people coming in and out of the bathhouse.

After sleeping comfortably for more than an hour, Gao Lin opened his eyes in confusion.

He wiped it on his face randomly and finally woke up.

I stood up and looked around. People in the lounge were all wearing towels.

People gather together in twos and threes, chatting, drinking, drinking tea, smoking, playing chess, poker, and reading newspapers. There are really many ways to entertain.

In addition to these, there are still people doing business: talking, getting haircuts, shaving, cupping, scraping, pedicures, and some people are still sleeping beautifully in bed.

Drinking at this time is not a "wu drink" like noon, but now a "literary drink".

Slowly and gracefully, with a plate of peanuts, a plate of soaked broad beans, and a plate of boiled edamame, you can eat and drink from "flowering" to "dead garden".

No one is there to drink, and no one is eating all the time.

This is just for people to have something on hand, take a sip, and take a pill in between.

It's very likely that you won't finish a plate of peanuts at the end of the day. You just put them in your pocket or pour them into your mouth when you know you're leaving.

Gao Lin refilled his teapot with boiling water and walked to Master Niu's bed.

At this time, Master Niu and Master Bai were already fighting in the Chu, He and Han realms.

Of course, there are those who play chess, and there are those who watch chess. Among those who watch chess, there are those who don’t pay attention to watching chess and saying nothing. They are gesticulating and making moves, and they still want to reach out and move the chess pieces.

That's right, I'm talking about you, Mr. Wu!Several.

Chapter 213 I don’t believe that sheep climbed up the tree, and I don’t believe that pig climbed up the wall.

Master Wu stretched out his hand to take back the army that Master Niu had just left, and wanted to mount it:

"Master Niu, don't think you are good at marching, but if you let him go, he will definitely die. Even if he has eaten the heart of a gentian and a leopard, he is not so bold as to dare to eat your horse!"

Master Bai was not angry and immediately exchanged his army for Master Niu's horse, grinning: