Siheyuan: relax and watch the fun

"Isn't this a lie? Anyway, it was you who said it. Why didn't you say that you killed me when I was born because of a patriarchal family?"

This time everyone laughed harder.

Especially Chen Xueru, who smiled and lay down on the table 27, twisting and patting the tabletop, laughing and tearing up while patting.

Xu Huizhen was so angry that a Buddha was born.The two Buddhas ascended to heaven.

Since you punished me, don’t blame me for taking revenge!

Regardless of Sanqi 21, he walked behind Dame Chen, jumped up on the chair, hugged Chen Xueru, and stretched out his hand to tickle her.

"Let you laugh, let you laugh! Come on, let's hurt each other, let's see who of us is hurt more!"

Chen Xueru couldn't bear it anymore, so she held Xu Huizhen's hands in her arms and surrendered, saying:

"I was wrong. I'll explain it clearly to you. Let me go first!"

Chen Xueru stood up, took the notebook and threw it in front of Xu Huizhen, still laughing out of breath:

"Your expression is so wonderful! Don't blame me for not reminding you how to play. We are best friends. It's fun to fight!"

"I'm not trying to trick you. You are born with ten lives. If you prefer boys over girls, you choose a girl minus one. If you are poor, minus one. When you get married... in short, if you choose zero, you will die!"

"As for why I laugh even harder, I was killed because of my preference for boys over girls when I was born. Gao Lin has played like this before, hahaha..."

Xu Huizhen opened the book with half-understanding, looking at the bizarre or weird ways of death and the detailed rules of the game, and then she finally understood.

This is not that Chen Xueru conspired with everyone to prank herself, but that she stepped into a pit, and it is still a series of pits!

At this time, Gao Lin took out a dozen lottery boxes and said with a smile:

"Come on, they are not ready to cry for the choice. Let's play this lottery first. 0 breaks a box, 1 to 10 years old is the first box, 11 to 20 years old is the second box, and so on. .”

"bring it on!"

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Gao Lin: "0 years old, girl, rural area... 2 years old, my mother rescued people, and my family situation improved... 14 years old, I encountered a gang fight, which was very shocking... 16 years old, gambling, the family was living in poverty... 17 years old, I was bitten by a wild dog, No cure for death!”

Gao Lin cursed: "I don't want to stay in this ruined life for a second. I want to start over!"

Li Jianjian pushed Gao Lin aside.

"Stop making trouble, it's my turn."

"0 years old. Although I was a martial artist in my previous life, I am still a girl in this life. What the hell is this!"

"7 years old, outstanding... 18 years old, going to college... 23 years old, dating 108 girlfriends at the same time, known as the queen of the sea... 29 years old, a beggar recommended you the secret book of immortal magic, but you ignored him ."

"At the age of 78, scientists announced that the human Y chromosome will die out in another 500 years... At the age of 81, you were mass murdered by your girlfriends."

"Da Linzi, what nonsense are you writing? I have 108 girlfriends and my Y chromosome has died. Don't think I don't know. You told me last time what this is! You, you, you , I will fight with you!"

Suddenly there was another crowd of people jumping on their backs.

……

Gao Lin got up early the next morning to cook.

There is nothing I can do. Li Jianjian dared to provoke me yesterday. Can I tolerate this?

I didn’t say anything, just quarrel with her!

What kind of eloquence does Gao Lin have?Speaking of people, it is called a person who is clear-cut and eloquent, but his strength cannot be measured by common sense.

As he talked, the flames of war spread to the others, making them burst into tears and sobbing with shame. As a result, they fainted on the spot from crying, and they are still awake.

Gao Lin had no choice but to get up early and cook.

Although the Buddha Jumps Over the Wall I ate last night was not greasy, it is still prone to overnutrition. Let’s make a pot of green vegetable porridge this morning.

The porridge is thicker and paired with crisp and refreshing sour radish. One bite of radish and one bite of porridge, absolutely comfortable!

After cooking, I went to each room to wake people up, and then I sat at the dinner table and started thinking.

Today is May 5, which is suitable for getting married, getting married, importing people, seeking heirs, traveling, and migrating. There are no taboos.

This is much better than the taboos yesterday!

With the current situation of Nan Yi and Feng Chunliu's matching faces, it would be outrageous not to see them again today.

Sure enough, people just couldn't help but talk about it. After ten o'clock, Gao Lin was working hard when he heard a commotion outside.

The sounds of people running and workers shouting were all chaotic. It was obvious that there was a big bustle again, and someone sneaked out to watch the show!

Without making Gao Lin wait any longer, Xiao Sun, who was nicknamed PHS by Gao Lin privately, ran over wheezing.

"Brother Qiang, Brother Gao, there is another woman at the door, come to see your husband, and she is also a chef!"

This immediately aroused everyone's interest.

Xiao Sun continued:

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"The door of our factory is always locked during working hours. The woman yells at the door when she can't come in. When the gatekeeper asks her something, she can't explain it clearly, so she attracts everyone."

Gao Lin thought for a moment and understood.

Feng Chunliu is really amazing!

It's not that she can't explain it clearly, but she wants to create an established fact.

What if Feng Chunliu comes over and Nanyi doesn't want her anymore?

You must know that her whole family is gone, and she is left alone and helpless. Nanyi is her last resort.

But if Nan Yi thought it was embarrassing to marry a rural woman like her and regretted it, then she would really have nothing.

Now he is making a fuss at the factory gate, saying that he is Nan Yi's fiancée.

This creates a situation where it is difficult to get off the tiger, so Nan Yi does not dare to regret the marriage easily.

Even though she is from a rural area, she is indeed smart and persistent!

But it’s not a good choice.

The two women Xu Damao was looking for had just finished their fight, and this silly Zhu hadn't been relaxed for two days when another woman showed up.

The important thing is that this woman also used similar tricks, and the target was Nan Yi, another chef in the factory. This can't help but make everyone think wrongly.

People in the technical department knew the courtyard where Gao Lin was located, so someone asked:

"Last time it was Shazhu's mortal enemy Xu Damao who did it. Could it be Nan Yi's mortal enemy who did it this time?"

Chapter 2 Nanyi: Director Yang, we need to be anxious about this!

Gao Lin was secretly amused. If it were the original drama, it would have to be Cui Dake.

But now Cui Dake was shaken by Gao Lin's little move. When he entered the factory, he worked as the back cook of Shazhu. He basically didn't have much interaction with Nan Yi. At most, he was a neighbor in the same yard.

Speaking of mortal enemies, Cui Dake's mortal enemies are Qin Huairu and Silly Zhu, while Nan Yi is just an innocent person now.

But we can’t talk to them about this here, so it would be more interesting to go to the door and see the excitement!

So Gao Lin said:

"Brothers, Nan Yi is kind to people. Anyway, I don't know if he has any rivals yet. Let's argue about this here, why not go to the door and watch the excitement. I feel that this person is very likely to be real."

Being reminded by Gao Lin, Xiao Sun also thought about it and shouted excitedly:

"I know! Do you remember that last month Nan Yi said that he had a fiancée with him, and she came to see him this month!"

"Huh? Then this is boring!"

Someone glared angrily and said:

"How can you talk? Nan Yi is a man of principles, good craftsmanship, and a good person. How can we laugh at his jokes!"

The man just said sarcastically: "I didn't react for a moment, I just wanted to watch the fun..."

Then everyone patted her shoulders and comforted her:

"A good comrade is a good comrade who knows his mistakes and can correct them. But in order to punish you, I will leave the popsicles to you today."

"Fuck off!"

Everyone knew the details and went to Nan Yi first while chatting and laughing.

Who knew that this boy would run faster than marrying his wife when he heard the news.

Oh, I’m just in a hurry to see my wife!

So everyone turned to the gate again.

But when I looked from a distance, I found that the door was already empty. Except for the gate post and Xiaoguan, everyone else had dispersed.

It's difficult now.

Where should I go to find people? Is this new excitement still enough?

Gao Lin looked at the confused expressions of several people and sighed, helplessly saying:

"I asked you to study more and exercise more logical thinking, but you didn't. You insisted on wandering around all day long. Do you regret it now?"

As he spoke, Gao Lin pointed at these people with his fingers.

"Everyone, ah! They don't know how to use their brains. Our technical department relies on our brains to make a living. We can't just be a maintenance man all day long, right?"

"Now let me ask you an answer! Is this a big deal today? Xiao Zhao, tell me!"

Xiao Zhao hesitated and said: "It's not big, look at everyone leaving..."

Gao Lin patted him on the back angrily.Take the lead towards the office building.

Several people knew that Gao Lin was going to start a small stove and hurriedly followed him.

Gao Lin said as he walked:

"We just suppressed the trouble once, and now it's happening again. Will there be more in the future? So for the factory leaders, this is a big deal!"

"Since it's such a big deal, why do you think the crowd dispersed so quickly? Tell me about the big money."

Da Qian, an old man, is quite cunning and analyzed:

"Either the problem is solved all at once, or the person is moved to another place and taken to another place to solve the problem!"