Siheyuan: relax and watch the fun

Do these people usually chat like this?

One foot in the sky, one foot in the earth, you can do whatever you want without any worries.

Seeing that the two of them wanted to talk about Sun Wu, the third uncle quickly said:

"Xiao Gao, we'll talk about Sun Wu later. First, you can tell the third uncle how to solve this kind of problem. The third uncle won't let you talk to me in vain. I'll give you something."

As he spoke, he looked at the two white-faced steamed buns tightly held in his hands and handed them over.

Before Gao Lin could accept it, the third uncle retracted his hand with pain on his face.

He carefully looked at the size of the two steamed buns and handed the smaller one over.

Looking at the third uncle who wanted to take a bite of the driver before giving it out, Gao Lin couldn't laugh or cry and said:

"Third uncle, are you okay?"

"As for! Xiao Gao, you don't understand..."

"If you don't have enough to eat, you won't have enough clothes to wear. If you don't plan, you will suffer from poverty. "!"?

"Hahaha……"

The third uncle also laughed.

After trying hard to straighten his face and look serious, the third uncle said:

"Xiao Gao, you can't just talk the talk, you have to follow up with the actions. I remember you were frugal after I told you last time, why do you dislike it now?"

Liang Ladi saw the third uncle kindly scolded Gao Lin, and changed the subject with some distress:

"Third uncle, it's not that Gao Lin dislikes it, but that we are so close, there is no need to give anything to each other to exchange knowledge! You don't need him, I will tell you. This starts from..."

Hearing that there was no need to give anything, the third uncle took it back much faster than he gave it. After swiping two steamed buns, they disappeared.

Even Ding Qiunan, who was not bad at it, couldn't see his movements clearly and wondered where he hid the steamed buns on his body.

Gao Lin looked at the third uncle and Liang Ladi who were immersed in exchanging knowledge. Gao Lin, Ding Qiunan and Yu Li looked at each other and laughed silently.

Before waiting for them, Gao Lin took Ding Qiunan home.

He glanced to the right at Nan Yi's house. He hadn't come back yet, but Feng Chunliu had prepared a meal at home.

"Feng Chunliu, are you waiting for Nan Yi again?"

Feng Chunliu said generously:

"Yes, Nan Yi recently wanted to find a job for me, but he was very late every day."

Feng Chunliu’s job?

Gao Lin said thoughtfully:

"We're in a hurry to go back for dinner, so we won't talk for now. If you have anything to say, you can talk. We'll see you later."

"See you!"

After entering the middle courtyard, it was rare to see Qin Huairu washing clothes. The door of Jia's house was also closed. She must have been questioned.

There was no one in the backyard or in the middle courtyard. Everyone was eating at home. Gao Lin didn't stop much, walked around the three-row house and walked into the back room.

After finishing the meal and cleaning up, Xu Huizhen jumped out.

Last night's chicken-and-rabbit problem made Liang Ladi crazy and overestimated her abilities to challenge Gao Lin, and then was defeated again and again, which also aroused everyone's interest.

Gao Lin's questions are not only interesting, they can arouse the atmosphere of the tavern, but also broaden your thinking. Of course, you should try it more times.

Xu Huizhen asked:

"Da Linzi, do you have any more interesting questions like the chicken and rabbit in the same cage yesterday?"

Are you doubting my nine-year compulsory education in China, or are you thinking about how outrageous the 16 years of hard study starting from elementary school can be?

There are so many problems like this, just sprinkle it with water!

Gao Lin had a strange expression on his face and was proud of himself in an inexplicable place for a long time. Then he remembered what to say and said:

"There is a crazy pool manager who fills and releases water at the same time. He takes in 8 cubic meters of water per minute and releases 3 cubic meters of water per minute. How long does it take to fill a 200 cubic meter swimming pool?"

Ding Qiunan was the first to complain: "The country advocates frugality, how come there are workers who fill the pool with water at the same time?"

Li Jianjian nodded in agreement: "Da Linzi, what you said is unreasonable. If such a person really existed, he would have been fired long ago!"

Lou Xiao'e frowned and said, "After being expelled, everyone has to be beaten!"

Yu Li suddenly laughed when she thought about it being Yan Laoxi's swimming pool:

"If there is such a person in the Yan family, they will have to pay for the water bill themselves."

"That's not enough," Liang Ladi added to Yu Li's words, "not only should we pay for the loss, but we should also pay more to make up for the mental and psychological losses! Dalinzi, are these two words?"

Xu Huizhen touched her chin and thought:

"If he were in the factory, not only would he be fired, but his boss would also be punished."

Chen Xueru speculated: "I don't know why, but I still want to criticize him!"

On the contrary, He Yuyu thought clearly: "This person has a mental problem, isn't he a crazy administrator? Will he be taken to the hospital?"

In short, everyone agrees that this question is not in line with common sense, so what!

Gao Linxin said: You have never seen me playing with my mobile phone while charging my mobile phone; turning on the air conditioner while covering myself with a quilt; losing weight while overeating; staying up late while applying facial mask; (Zhao Haozhao) Working, but short of money...

This is not consistent with common sense. It is very consistent with Song's life as an adult.

Gao Lin didn't care and continued to introduce:

"In addition to the stingy old farmer who put chickens and rabbits into a cage and the crazy pool manager who filled and drained water, there were three strange people."

"The model train driver who drives at a constant speed and is never late, the conscience contractor A and B who has a clear division of labor and a tacit understanding of cooperation, and the arrogant Xiao Ming who goes out early but deliberately slows down, waiting for his brother to catch up."

"The train driver is..."

These deceived people, and Gao Lin didn't even say anything about the mystery of paying 10 yuan for three people to stay and the waiter hiding 2 yuan.

But even so, it makes everyone feel the joy of being filled with knowledge.

All in all, it made everyone feel dizzy, both in their heads and bodies.Only when there is no longer any desire to learn, can we let them go.

Chapter 271 Today is a working day, and tomorrow will also be a working day...

The next day is a rare Sunday.

As soon as he opened the bedroom door, he was greeted by He Yuyu's bright smiling face:

"Good morning, Brother Gao Lin!"

"Good morning, Xiaoyu!"

Gao Lin said with emotion: "Now I understand why Brother Xun said one is a jujube tree and the other is also a jujube tree."

"Brother Xun?" He Yuyui didn't react, but Zaoshu behind him suddenly realized, "Oh, you're talking about Mr. Zhou Shuren, right?"

"uh-huh."

Gao Lin was brushing his teeth and just snorted from his nose.

He Yuyu dug out some sweet potatoes, washed them and cut them into pieces. While doing this work, he did not forget to ask:

"Brother Gao Lin, isn't it because just saying there are two jujube trees in the yard cannot express the loneliness in my heart? This is what the teacher taught me in my memory."

After Gao Linshu finished washing her face, she said:

"The teacher is right. Brother Xun is not only trying to make up for the word count, but also to express stronger emotions. But can you understand why?"

He Yuyu tilted his head and thought for a while, but found that he couldn't think of anything. He couldn't help but stick out his tongue, turned around and asked:

"It seems like it can't be done! Brother Gao Lin, why do you think it is?"

"I'll give you an example. 737"

Gao Lin found longan and red dates and said while handling them:

"It's like after everyone goes to work, there are seven days a week, six days on and one day off, and six days are working days. So you don't feel anything?"

"That's right," He Yuyu replied casually, "Isn't this how everyone does it?"

Gao Lin shook his head and continued:

"Today is a working day, tomorrow is a working day, the day after tomorrow is still a working day, the day after tomorrow...doesn't it feel obvious?"

As soon as these words came out, He Yuyu subconsciously raised his shoulders and said with a grimace:

"Why do I feel so tired all of a sudden?"

Put the water, longan and red dates into the pot and continue washing the rice. Gao Lin smiled and said:

"In this way, can I express my unwillingness to go to work more strongly?"

He Yuyu nodded wildly.

Gao Lin took the yam that He Yuyu had treated, put it into the pot with the rice, and sighed:

"It's a pity that the people who don't go to work at this time are street gangsters and second-rate men. Besides, it's pointless to stay at home. There's nothing fun outside. It's better to go to work and watch the excitement."

For most people (chbh), if you don’t work, how can you make money to support your family?

Of course, if you want to say that you have money even if you don’t work, then I have nothing to say.

Gao Lin is not short of money, but even if you have money at this time, you can't spend it openly without going to work, otherwise you are just asking for trouble.

Who doesn’t want to lie back and enjoy it?

Looking at the yam rolling in the pot, Gao Lin had other interests.

Now turn down the heat and simmer slowly to make a large pot of longan, red dates, yam and rice porridge.

He took out a dozen sweet potatoes of medium size and carefully prevented them from being baked on the stove to make roasted sweet potatoes.

Finally, He Yu and He Yu made fish buns stuffed with pangasius and shepherd’s purse and egg.

Several large drawers of steamed buns are steamed in the pot, and it's all done together!

Because I learned a lot of new knowledge last night, everyone was so stupid that Gao Lin did not ask everyone to get up, and waited until they woke up naturally.

Pulling He Yuyu, Gao Lin took the lead and walked out of the house.