Siheyuan: relax and watch the fun

When Jia Zhang saw it, she became even more excited, and she opened her mouth to do a good rap to cheer everyone up.

But the driver chose to ignore it, but the passengers cared.

I finally went to (Zhao Wang Zhao) city for a walk on my rest day, and I was in a good mood. Who wants to hear Jia Zhang throwing excrement outside?

We also spent money, how can we accept this grievance!

"Old godmother, shut up, or I will throw you down!"

"Smelly old woman, if you dare to say dirty words again, I'll beat you to death!"

"Old lady, I was in a good mood today when I went out to play. If you make me feel bad, I will make you feel bad too!"

There are threats, and there are naturally reasons.

"Grandma, don't offend anyone but don't offend the driver, otherwise he will drive towards a cliff or a pond on purpose. The driver can run out, can you?"

"Old sister, if you only run in the city, the bus will stop at the stop and leave when there is no one around. You can't take the bus outside the city. After all, there is only one bus a day. You have to set off at the right time, and you have to stop for a while when you get to the stop. .”

Jia Zhang was embarrassed by Lu.

I want to cheat, but I'm not in the yard. Who cares about a bad old lady cheating? .

Chapter 311: Killed in battle for the second time, and it was not a lie!

If he cheats, the driver will kick him out of the car. How can he get home?

Come on, it seems that this driver can't be blackmailed.

I have to cheer up and see who else I can blackmail along the way!

Jia Zhang was silent for a while.

She became quiet, but the car became lively.

They are all from nearby villages, and they are acquaintances from all over the country. When they meet, they just have a lively chat.

Some people have become familiar with the driver frequently and joked to him:

"Master Huang, why are you doing it again today? Last time you crippled a little gangster and you were punished. Why haven't you learned a lesson?"

The driver, Master Huang, snorted coldly: "Am I the one who is short of that little money?"

"Hahaha~ Our Master Huang is not short of money, what he wants is a man of integrity!"

Suddenly the car was filled with hustle and bustle.

When Jia Zhang heard this, she had beaten others to death before, so she didn't dare to cause trouble.

Everyone chatted for a long time before Master Huang set off.

There were stops from time to time along the way, and people got on the bus one after another. Gradually, there were more people on the bus, and people poured in around Jia Zhang.

There was a little girl in her teens who was probably very tidy, but she couldn't stand seeing Jia Zhang rubbing her feet next to her.

Her movements and images look disgusting, but they also smell terrible.

Jia Zhangshi only brought a few sets of clothes but forgot to bring socks.

She hasn't done any work this month. She has washed clothes and socks, and is just waiting to take them home for her daughter-in-law to do the work.

All the other clothes were dirty, but at least one set of clean clothes was left behind to wear, but the socks had really been worn for a month.

If you take it off and throw it to the ground, the baby will stand on the ground.If it dries, the socks will become stiff!

The socks Jia Zhang wore were so disgusting in shape, not to mention the smell.

As soon as she rubbed it, the smell wafted out, which made the little girl almost vomit.

The little girl begged and said:

"Grandma, can you put your shoes on?"

Jia Zhang was rubbing her hands to feel refreshed. Hearing this, he said unhappily:

"What's wrong? It's bothering you. Why are you doing so many things?"

The little girl had a tender face, and her face turned red and white after being talked about. She was too embarrassed to speak anymore, lowered her head and remained silent.

He just turned around and turned his back to Jia Zhang, trying to stay away from the source of the smell.

The old man next to me felt uncomfortable.

"Big sister, this little girl is being polite. Your feet are smelly, but stop rubbing them!"

Jia Zhang frowned.

Round (chbh) scolding war, I have never been afraid of anyone!

With a hint of contempt at the corner of her mouth, Jia Zhang said disdainfully:

"Big girl? Who are you calling big girl? You old and stinky rascal!"

"Tell me, do you covet my beauty?"

"You stinky, shameless old guy, you've got something on your mind. There are so many people in the car not talking, and you're the only one talking to this little bitch. Did you two break your shoes?"

"Old Juehu, you have a lot of fun! You..."

"Snapped!"

Another big slap hit the other side of Jia Zhang's face, which also immediately swelled up.

Everyone was delighted to see it.

Both sides of the face were swollen. Although the swelling looked like a big bun, at least it was symmetrical.

Comfortable!

Jia Zhang was stunned for a moment, and jumped up at the sound of Ga'er's voice.

"The old bastard beat someone up and acted like a hooligan. You all testify to me that this old bastard is not a good guy!"

The old man reached out and grabbed Ms. Jia Zhang's neck, pulled her and pressed her down on the seat.

Seeing that Mrs. Jia Zhang still wanted to struggle, the old man threatened and said:

"Damn it, none of my enemies have ever seen you so crazy. Before I change my career, I'll kill you. I'll take your legs off."

"Although I have retired from the government, my favor is still there. Tell me, which village are you from? With your virtue, I have to have someone check you to see if you have done any bad things!"

Jia Zhang was completely unmoved.

Why do I always offend so few people? Did I offend some great god by not putting on the incense stick?

The old man saw that Jia Zhang was honest, so he let go.

If you can really punish people for such a trivial matter, what's the point?

At best, it's a matter of scaring and beating.

Besides, I don’t have that ability myself, what I just said was all just made up to scare people!

Feeling let go, Mrs. Jia Zhang hurriedly put on her shoes and sat down in her seat, behaved like a little daughter-in-law.

After enduring it, the car finally entered the city and stopped at Wangfujing.

Jia Zhang squeezed through the crowd, got out of the car first, and disappeared in a flash.

"Hahaha~"

The people who had entered the car early could not help but burst into laughter.

After running far away, Mrs. Jia Zhang looked back at the direction of the bus and spat.

"What the hell!"

I looked up at the sky. It was getting late and it was time to have lunch.

Mrs. Jia Zhang felt her belly and found that the last roast chicken in the morning had been eaten and it had already been digested.

When she thought of having to eat stick noodle porridge with the losers when she got home, Mrs. Jia Zhang became cruel and decided to eat alone again!

It’s the same bun shop as last time.

When she thought about going home later and having to eat on the spot and not buy more, Mrs. Jia Zhang said, "Five meat buns" while giving her money.

The waiter took the money and counted the tickets:

"Five meat buns cost 2 cents, 5 taels of food stamps, 5 tael of 1 meat stamps, just right."

After speaking, he looked up and said jokingly:

"I just ate meat buns worth 1 yuan a month ago, and here we are again today. The average monthly ration per capita in the city is 5 yuan, and the living expenses at the poverty line are only 2 yuan per capita. The old lady's life is good enough!"

The waiter this time is an old man.

Bai Qi, who didn't beat up the customers, instead had the sharp eyes of the older generation of waiters in the service industry.

As soon as I saw Jia Zhang, I recognized him immediately.

But he was also right.

Most people still eat whole grains mixed with potatoes and sweet potatoes, vegetables and even wild vegetables, without seeing meat for several months.Only the workers in the factories were slightly better off.

Doesn’t the third uncle often exchange sweet potatoes for the sake of not starving to death?

Coarse grains cost 1 cent per catty, and sweet potatoes cost 2 cents per catty. Sweet potatoes are not easy to buy because they are also grains.

Unlike the modern pot of rice porridge with just one or two pieces of sweet potato, the Yan family eats it this way with mostly sweet potatoes and some whole grains.

I ate meat buns twice a month and spent almost 2 yuan.

So the waiter felt that Mrs. Jia Zhang was too happy.

When an old man has money, isn't it normal for his children to give it to him? This is filial piety from children and grandchildren!

Mrs. Jia Zhang snorted and returned to her seat with the air of a wealthy mother.

Being praised like this was a relief from the anger I had just felt in the car.

When she was full, Mrs. Jia Zhang wiped her mouth carefully to make sure not to leave any oil, then she packed her clothes and walked out of the bun shop.

Although I eat alone, I cannot let you know that I eat alone.

Even if you know it, you can't tell me!