Siheyuan: relax and watch the fun

In the eyes of others, it was comforting, but in fact the two of them were exchanging acting experiences and snickering proudly.

After a long while, Gao Lin said to Liu Haizhong:

"My family is stewing chicken today, and it's Xu Damao's old hen. But yesterday, Xu Damao gave it to me and asked me to stew it for Lou Xiao'e and her son. I was afraid that he would personally bring it to Lou Xiao'e and she wouldn't want it."

Xu Damao nodded and admitted: "Second uncle, this is what happened."

Liu Haizhong felt that it was Xu Damao's fault for making a fool of himself, so his tone was not very good.

"Xu Damao, why didn't you tell me earlier if something happened? It caused me such a big misunderstanding!"

Xu Damao said innocently: "You should give me time to tell me! As soon as you said there was the smell of stewed chicken, you came directly to me and didn't give me any time to react. What should I say?"

"Okay," Gao Lin waved his hand and warned, "Forget it this time, no next time. Let's go find the chicken thief."

Although the tone was commanding, Liu Haizhong still breathed a sigh of relief.

It was really scary what Li Jianjian pointed at just now.

Everyone left the back room again, rumbled from the back to the front.

Seeing that everyone had left, Liang Ladi patted Li Jianjian on the shoulder, gestured with her thumb and said, "Okay, my lord, you were so powerful and domineering just now!"

Li Jianjian wrinkled his little nose and said proudly: "That's right, you don't even know who I am!"

"Okay," Lou Xiao'e stopped and hurriedly praised, "You still have time to waste time here. The show is about to be staged, let's go ahead and have a look!"

At these words, Gao Lin and others' eyes lit up and they hurried forward.

When I ran to the middle courtyard, I was just in time for the opening ceremony.

I saw Xu Damao didn't even say hello, but rushed to Shazhu's house after smelling the smell.

Pushing the door open and entering the house was done in one go, and the movements were coherent without any sloppiness, so that the stupid person in the room didn't react at all.

At first glance, it seems that he has done a lot of kicking in widows' doors at night, and he is simply too skilled.

Only when Xu Damao came closer did Shazhu react.

He looked up and saw Xu Damao, smiled and said nothing, then poured soup from the big pot onto the goose.

Xu Damao stared blankly at the goose stewed in the big iron pot, his face expressionless, and he didn't know how to mock his mortal enemy.

Silly Zhu saw Xu Damao still walking forward and joked:

"Hey, don't let it drip in. Look over there!"

The brothers finally came to their senses, widened their eyes and asked, "Let me ask you, Silly Zhu, where did this chicken come from?"

Thinking of the scene he had experienced, Silly Zhu smiled and said, "Can you care?"

laugh?

Silly Zhu, do you still dare to laugh after this?

He has done something bad, and he is going to be in trouble when he comes back, right?

Xu Damao said in a bad tone: "Are you stealing from our house?"

Silly Zhu's face immediately turned ugly.

Why is Xu Damao in that world so clueless that he doubts his good brother from the very beginning?

Well, although Xu Damao didn't know it yet, Silly Zhu decided to unilaterally recognize this brother just because he buried him.

It's too much for his brother to doubt himself!

Throwing the spoon away, Shazhu said in the same bad tone: "Ask it!"

"No," Silly Zhu felt something was wrong, "Are you taking advantage of the chicken at home? Do you have chicken at home?"

In the memory of this life, Xu Damao’s chickens have long been eaten by Lou Xiao’e. Where are the chickens now?

"Don't pretend to be stupid like me," Xu Damao pointed at Silly Zhu, "Yesterday I brought back two old hens. One was given to Gao Lin and the other was kept in our chicken cage. Why is the one I raised not there? Already?"

"What does that have to do with me?"

Silly Zhu called out Qu with a smile in his eyes.

At this time, the second aunt ran in: "What's going on? Have you found Damao?"

Silly Zhu was dumbfounded.

Lou Xiao'e...oh yes, in this world they are divorced.

But why is the second aunt coming in? It can't be that they are having sex with the second uncle behind my back, right?

The second aunt looked down and, as an expert at raising chickens, she immediately felt distressed.

"Silly Zhu, you are too greedy. You can't get anything delicious in the cafeteria, so you have to come to this old hen Huo Huo. This is an old hen that can keep eggs!"

"Yes, yes, yes," Silly Zhu said harshly: "Old hens can lay eggs, but there is no rooster with eggs to help them. The chicks don't recognize this father!"

"You're really insulting, aren't you! Okay, I..."

Xu Damao lowered his head to look for it, and immediately raised the fire hook.

Silly Zhu took advantage of the situation and picked up the kitchen knife.

Xu Damao was so frightened that he backed away and muttered: "Don't pull me!"

Silly 830 Zhu flashed his kitchen knife: "Come here!"

"do not move!"

"Come, come!"

"You, second aunt, go and call someone quickly, I'm here to support you!"

The second aunt actually has nothing to do and is just enjoying herself.

As a result, he was first pulled back by Xu Damao, and then he was caught and refused to let go, which was enough.

At this time, hearing Xu Damao's righteous words, Ling Ran couldn't help but feel sick in his heart.

What, you still want to sacrifice?

However, it looked like the two were about to start fighting. Although they couldn't fight without anyone to stop them, they couldn't continue, so they had to go out and call for help.

As soon as the second aunt went out, Qin Huairu opened the curtain and walked in.

Seeing that the two of them were holding weapons and swearing loudly, they were so frightened that they raised their hands to their chests, looking scared.

"Put it down," knowing that there was nothing she could do to Xu Damao, Qin Huairu went straight to Shazhu, "Put it down, put it down quickly!"

Silly Zhu glanced at the fat Sister Qin who did not suit his taste, turned his head in disgust, and threw the kitchen knife back on the chopping board.

Qin Huairu felt proud that the licking dog was still obedient!

Then he turned around, pointed at Xu Damao, and ordered:

"And you, throw that fire hook in your hand over there!"

Xu Damao thought to himself that it was lucky that they didn't start a fight.

But with a look of reluctance on his face, he reluctantly threw the fire hook to the ground.

Chapter 4 Xu Damao: Silly Zhu doesn’t want to kill me and frame him, right?

Qin Huairu complained: "What are you doing!"

Silly Zhu expressed the grievance that Xu Damao suspected: "Do you think there is such a thing? Our city has invested money, and he said that the cook stole the chicken. Is it so unreasonable?"

It is right to rely on mountains to eat mountains and rely on water to eat water.

But when you say that cooks steal chickens, don’t you mean that workers steal parts, grain warehouse managers steal grain, bank employees steal money, and teachers steal children...

This is like a story!

Gao Lin and his gang, who had been watching the whole show outside, finally came in with Liu Haizhong to watch the show up close.

Xu Damao held Liu Haizhong's hand and refused to let go.

"Second uncle, you came just in time. Please comment. We were talking about my old hen last night, right?"

Liu Haizhong nodded: "Yes."

Xu Damao continued: "He disappeared today. I found him all the way here, and you can see for yourself!"

As he spoke, he pointed at the big iron pot and gritted his teeth as if Si Zhu was his father-killing enemy.

Well, Gao Lin felt that Xu Damao could lose his property to this extent, but if his father was really killed, he might not be so angry...

Liu Haizhong walked closer.

Put a big iron pot on a small stove and don't worry about wasting time!

I picked up a spoon and stirred it up. The moment the oil film on the surface was broken, the aroma came up with a "tickling" and hit my nose.

Liu Haizhong looked up at Shazhu and said, "The stew is quite fragrant!"

Silly Zhu rolled his eyes proudly and his nostrils turned upward.

Grandpa, I have decades of cooking experience. My cooking skills are not to mention top-notch, but there are not many people who are better than me. At least I am at the level of a first-class chef, and I can even dazzle at a state banquet!

Unexpectedly, Liu Haizhong then said the words he remembered:

"Silly Zhu, did you do this?"

Hey, I fell from heaven to hell in one fell swoop, and you didn’t even ask me to be proud of myself for a little longer!

Silly Zhu said angrily: "How dare you get glasses? Go get glasses!"

You can't tell the difference between a goose and an old hen. Either there is something wrong with your eyes or your brain!

Gao Lin took the opportunity to come forward and watch.

Silly Zhu is not really stupid.The enhanced version after returning actually knew how to stuff the goose's head into its belly and pretend to be an old hen.

Who are you trying to fight against?

Liu Haizhong heard that Sha Zhuqian was so rude and treated his second uncle so rudely, so he decided to press him to death.

"Stop talking nonsense! Tell me, where did you come from?"?

A look of scheming flashed through Silly Zhu's eyes, and then he pretended to be dissatisfied and said, "I bought it, do you care about it?"