Siheyuan: relax and watch the fun

"Xu Damao, just ask, I'm not afraid of you!"

This look of heroic sacrifice made everyone laugh.

Xu Damao even smiled and said: "What, you still want to fight with me on the bayonet?"

Banggeng immediately blushed.

Jia Zhang was dissatisfied and said: "Xu Damao, don't talk about these things. If there is no confrontation, my little dog will have to go back to sleep. I will get up early tomorrow to study!"

"If Bangge gets bad grades and can't become a cadre in the future, I will have to settle the score with you!"

With his excellent grades, it was difficult to get into high school, let alone technical secondary school.

Why didn't you say that Banggeng was going to become a fairy in the future?

By the way, I heard that someone with a criminal record in his family cannot be prosecuted?

Xu Damao murmured in his heart, but he did not openly struggle with this unreasonable old pious woman.

"Banggan, did you meet me in the factory this afternoon?"

"no!"

"We had a quarrel in the back kitchen. The people in the stupid back kitchen can all testify for me. It's useless for you to quibble here. Master, look at Bangge, this guy is not honest. If there was no problem, he would be like this. ?”

Xu Damao still talked to Banggan at first, but then turned to Yi Zhonghai.

Yi Zhonghai said solemnly: "Banggen, tell the truth, otherwise no one can protect you!"

Banggeng looked at Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang.

The two frowned and said nothing.

The clue is clear.You still have to tell a lie, but make it look like the truth, and it’s best if no one can tell!

"Xu Damao, so what if I've seen you before? I didn't steal the chicken anyway!"

Seeing the stick, Xu Damao's attitude became tough again, and he said calmly:

"Then what did you do in the cafeteria?"

"I..." Banggeng didn't know if Xu Damao could see clearly in the afternoon, and his eyes rolled, "I've run out of soy sauce, so I went to Sha Zhu to borrow some soy sauce."

"Then why didn't you go to his house to get it instead of going to the factory?"

"How much soy sauce does theirs have? I can fill a big bottle directly from the factory!"

Everyone was surprised.

Xu Damao's grandson is quite bad.Isn't it just to steal a chicken from you? You must expose people's theft of public property.

Now it’s okay, the stick story is serious!

Jia Zhang didn't understand the seriousness of the matter, so she just sat back and watched the show.

Qin Huairu turned pale with fright and quickly explained:

"We don't get it for nothing, Silly Zhu even paid for it for us. Right Silly Zhu?"

Seeing Qin Huairu's pleading eyes, Shazhu felt silent in his heart.

As expected, it is better to use people to face the front and not to use people to face the back.

You didn't explain it to me just now, and now you want me to cover it up.Where did your Qin Huairu face come from?

However, if Bangge was caught, he could live in peace for a few months, but if he was in the courtyard, he would continue to be unlucky.Silly Zhu naturally knew this account well.

So he said lazily: "Well, something is really going on."

As soon as these words came out, everyone once again affirmed Silly Zhu's dog-licking qualities.

Thick, too thick!

Unlike others, the third uncle's focus is elsewhere.

The steel rolling mill buys seasonings in bulk at a much lower price than buying them at the supply and marketing cooperative. Silly Zhu is clinging to his golden rice bowl and crying for poverty!

Coughing twice attracted everyone's attention, and the third uncle looked at Silly Zhu flatteringly.

"Silly Zhu, you see that the third uncle treats you well. Now that you can help the Jia family buy soy sauce and vinegar, why?

Everyone felt like the abacus had been hit in the face.

This is too calculating!

Silly Zhu knew that if he opened this door, the third uncle might dare to resell it to the neighbors in the surrounding courtyard, but he did not dare to accept it and shook his head vigorously.

The third uncle originally wanted to persuade and try again, but Silly Zhu might have agreed.

But looking at his determined look, the third uncle smiled bitterly, feeling that he was so obsessed with money that he dared to do such a thing.

843 Yi Zhonghai once again stood up to control the pace of the conference: "Xu Damao, Bangge, you continue to confront each other."

Xu Damao looked carefully into Bangjie's eyes and said:

"Banggan, is the soy sauce at your house now? Take it out for everyone to see! If you don't like the tasteless chicken and eat it with soy sauce, then you are a chicken thief!"

Banggeng suddenly shrank his neck, the soy sauce was indeed gone!

Everyone couldn't help but admire that Xu Damao could do it this time.

Others didn't notice that Xu Damao secretly changed his mind and linked the loss of soy sauce to stealing the chicken, but Jia Zhang, who had received training, discovered it.

"Hmph!" Ms. Jia Zhang finally spoke up, "Xu Damao, you have the nerve to say that. Banggeng was bumped by you at the door of the kitchen, and the soy sauce was all over him. Otherwise, would Huairu be able to do laundry at night?"

"We haven't asked you to pay for the money and laundry money, but you are the first to file a lawsuit. Let me tell you, this matter is not even a dollar, and I am not done with you!"

Everyone's attention suddenly turned to the Jia family again. What Jia Zhang said was reasonable and logical!

Xu Damao sneered: "You, Jia Zhang, are unreasonable troublemakers. You didn't take the initiative to trouble me today. That means it's not true!"

"That's the old lady. I have cultivated myself after further studies, and I don't want to compete with people like you. But now for the sake of my beloved grandson, I have to stand up!"

Chapter 415: Taking the initiative to confess the stupid joke

Mrs. Jia Zhang didn't panic and spoke big words without any hesitation.

Unfortunately, out of trust in Jia Zhang's nature, everyone did not believe that she would change.

So they all turned to Xu Damao.

"Hey," Xu Damao sighed with a look of disappointment on his face, "It seems that Banggeng really didn't steal the chicken. But even if he stole it, he can't make chicken!"

Banggeng relaxed when he heard Xu Damao admit defeat. When he said that he couldn't make a chicken, he subconsciously retorted: "Who said I can't make a chicken? Silly Zhu said that I did a good job and I have talent!"

Xu Damao then said: "When, I don't believe it!"

"Just this afternoon!"

"where?"

"That cement pipe in front of the steel rolling mill!"

"I don't believe it without evidence."

"Where are my chicken bones still buried!"

"Awesome!"?

By the time Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang came to their senses, Banggeng had already been told everything.

No one expected that Xu Damao would ask all the questions in the blink of an eye.

It's like being in a math class and being taught about one plus one. It takes just a moment to pick up a pen, but when you raise your head again, it's already a high-level math.I feel like I've missed something and I don't understand what's going on.

At this time Banggeng also reacted.

But his first reaction was not regret, but anger.

"Xu Damao, are you deceiving me?"

Xu Damao said proudly: "So what if I cheated on you, you chicken thief!"

"I'm not a chicken thief!" Banggeng tried to argue, "I caught this chicken in the front yard. If I didn't catch it, it would run away!"

"Yes, yes, you are right." Xu Damao said casually.

Then he said to the three uncles with great joy:

"Master [-], Master [-], Master [-], I found the chicken thief for you. Tell me, what should we do?"

What he said was a coward, it was just like criticizing the three uncles in person for being incompetent and unable to detect the thief!

Liu Haizhong asked with a little unhappiness: "Then how do you plan to let him compensate you?"?

Xu Damao calculated with his fingers and stretched out his hand: "Five dollars!"

"Five dollars?" Qin Huairu quit, "It costs one dollar for a chicken in the Chaoyang wet market. Why is it so expensive for you?"

Xu Damao's face was full of disdain: "That's a rooster, and this is an old hen!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang rolled her triangular eyes and said: "Why, the old hen is no longer a chicken. If you raise it at Xu Damao's house for a day, it will become valuable?"

Why don't you kill and insult people?

Xu Damao said goodbye to the Jia family with a sullen face.

"Ms. Jia Zhang, it's meaningless for you to say that. My family raises old hens, which are reserved to lay eggs to supplement Xiaoxiao's nutrition."

"Let's assume that I will get seven eggs in ten days, and we will raise it for three or four years. When it stops laying eggs, we can stew it with mushrooms like this. The nutrition and taste will be so delicious."

"But now it's all gone! Eggs, eggs are gone. Chickens, chickens are gone. Where can I explain it!"

"That five yuan is too much!" Qin Huairu pretended to be pitiful, "Five yuan is enough for our family to eat for a month, so who can bear it?"

"You can bear it or not, who made your family make mistakes? If you are poor, you should hold back your greed and don't reach out. Look at other people's children, why don't they sneak around?"

As he said that, Xu Damao pointed at everyone around him and said, "Did you see that so many children are good children and so many parents are good parents? Your family is the only one with a lot of funny things!"

This move united the crowd and everyone put pressure on him.

"That's right, Qin Huairu, look at my Huzi, he doesn't look like a stick. He's greedy, but he doesn't know how to do anything. Huzi is a good boy!"

"Yes, we all educate our children well, but you can't!"

"That's right. Last year Bangge was fired for stealing money from Shazhu. Now..."