Siheyuan: relax and watch the fun

"Have you seen the woman Cui Dake is hugging? She comes from Bada Hutong. She refuses to change despite repeated admonitions and is disliked by the street office. Let's give her a push and let Cui Dake marry her!"

"Okay, do what you say!"

Silly Zhu doesn’t care what it is.

Anyway, it was my brother who asked me to help, so I will help first and then talk about it.

"Let's do this..."

After discussing in a low voice, the two walked over in a swagger.

Xu Damao took the lead and staggered Cui Dake back, provoking:

"Sister Cui Hong, you can't look down on yourself just because you're an outcast, like Cui Dake. Now is a new society, we have to move forward!"

It was a pity when Cui Hong saw Xu Damao, thinking that this plan to attract customers would fail, but she didn't expect Xu Damao, an old customer, to say such things.

But the people who do this kind of business are really smart. They knew that Xu Damao wanted to do something evil, so he took advantage of the situation and said:

"What's wrong with Cui Dake? His conditions are also good?"

Silly Zhu agreed: "Although Cui Dake is from the countryside, he has already obtained a formal job and has a house in our courtyard. This condition is enough!"

Even Cui Dake, who just came to strike up a conversation because Cui Hong looked pretty, became curious at this time.

Xu Damao said seriously:

"You can't just look at Cui Dake's conditions, look at what Sister Cui Hong is like!"

With that said, he turned his back to Cui Dake and winked at Cui Hong, indicating that he was one of his own.

Cuihong was relieved and settled down to accept that Xu Damao's life was in vain.

Silly Zhu asked: "What are the conditions of this lesbian?"

There was a bit of disdain in his tone, as if he was trying to protect Cui Dake.

Xu Damaot proudly raised his hands as if to display a peerless treasure.

"As the saying goes, marry a virtuous wife. Sister Cui Hong is willing to take care of the widowed family after her fiancé's death, and she still lives independently and takes care of her home in order. Are you saying that she is virtuous or not?"

?A sand stick? A stick?�??? ?A stick? A stick?

Without Xu Damao's hint, Cui Hong immediately raised her head with a little pride and greeted everyone's attention.

Silly Zhu nodded blankly: "You are indeed virtuous!"

Cui Dake also nodded.

Don't I just want to find a wife in the city, who will either have a good family and be helpful to me, or be virtuous and do a good job in the home front?

Xu Damao waved his hand again: "As the saying goes, taking concubines takes pleasure in sex. Just say that Sister Cui Hong is such a pretty girl. Who doesn't care about her after seeing her?"

Cui Hong took advantage of the situation and lowered her eyebrows shyly.

This time, Si Zhu didn't need to say anything, Cui Dake answered the question himself: "Comrade Cui Hong is very attractive, she is a good woman!"

Xu Damao, Silly Zhu, and Cui Hong looked at each other. Cui Dake took the bait!

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"Not to mention anything else, these two things combined are equivalent to marrying Sister Cui Hong, that is, having a wife and concubines. Who can have such a blessing these days, don't you think?"

"Yes!"

Cui Dake's smile overflowed when he thought of the beauty.

Xu Damao continued: "Silly Zhu, do you still think Cui Dake and Sister Cui Hong are suitable?"

Silly Zhu shook his head crazily: "Cui Dake is too far behind. Silly Mao, do you think I am suitable?"

Cui Dake became anxious when he heard this.

"Silly Zhu, I won't take you like this!"

"Comrade Cui Hong and I are talking. What's going on if you get in the way?"

"We all belong to the same courtyard. You don't want to cut off the beard, do you? We have to be moral and there must be a first-come, first-served basis!"

Silly Zhu chuckled: "How can this be considered a cut-off? You haven't settled the matter. Besides, Cui Hong can decide who she wants to marry. How can we force her?"

Cui Dake knew that he couldn't compete with Silly Zhu, so he had no choice but to look at Cui Hong expectantly.

At this time Cui Hong already understood what Xu Damao wanted to do, he wanted to help her get married!

Good man!

She glanced at Silly Zhu with regret. She knew that the chef was just cooperating with the acting and would not marry her, otherwise he would be in trouble.

So she glanced at Cui Dake pretending to be shy. Cui Hong whispered to Xu Damao:

"I am the only one in the Cui family, so I have to leave some incense. Cui Dake and I have the same last name. When the time comes, the child's last name will still be Cui!"

Silly Zhu added to the joke: "I can get married, but if it doesn't work, both my children and I will take your surname!"

Chapter 448: Open the door, open the door

Cui Hong looked at Silhu in surprise, unable to describe in words the sight of the alpaca running wildly in his heart.

Xu Damao glared at Silly Zhu, he was about to close the net, what trouble are you making!

Seeing that Cui Hong didn't speak, Cui Dake thought she was hesitating and panicked.

He stepped forward, grabbed her hand, and said with great affection: "Comrade Cui Hong, I can't speak, but I just want to ask you if you are willing to fight for the revolutionary cause with me?"

Cui Hong secretly looked at Xu Damao.

Xu Damao nodded, and then shouted: "Promise him! Promise him! Promise him!"

When the people around saw the two holding hands, they also joined in the fun and shouted:

"Promise him! Promise him! Promise him!"

"Promise him! Promise him! Promise him!"

"Promise him! Promise him! Promise him!"

The sound was deafening and the scene was extremely lively.

Cui Hong nodded with tears in her eyes and shouted like "[-]": "I do, I promise you!"

Cui Dake felt like he had gone to heaven. He stepped forward to hug Cui Hong and felt silly.

The idea of ​​harming your friends sprouted, Xu Damao glanced at Silhu Zhu pretending to be serious and said:

"Silly Zhu, this is Cui Dake's wife, don't worry about her!"

Silly Zhu was also embarrassed, touching his chin and grinning:

"So what? I'm not married anyway. If I show off my strengths more, maybe Cuihong will fall in love with Cui Dake!"

Cui Hong also added drama to herself at this time.

He looked at Cui Dake equally affectionately, hugged him with his backhand, and whispered in his ear:

"Dake, I want to give myself to you, and I want you to believe that I, Cui Hong, will always be yours!"

After speaking, he reached out and pulled Cui Dake and ran out.

Xu Damao walked up to Sha Zhu and whispered: "This woman is really poisonous!"

Silly Zhu was puzzled and said: "What's wrong? Why didn't I see it?"

"Hmph," Xu Damao said in amusement, "Think about it, they will get married later, and Cui Dake will have no choice but to marry him, otherwise we will arrest him. This is to provide insurance for the marriage!"

Silly Zhu: "..."

The fun people in the distance watched several fun shows in a row and were extremely satisfied.

I laughed and laughed for a long time.

It felt like the few beasts who came had made a fool of themselves, and there was nothing else to watch. Gao Lin raised his wrist and looked at his watch and said, "It's getting late. Let's retreat. We can still play poker when we get home."

Liang Ladi gave a flirtatious look: "Are you a serious poker player? I won't play if you are not serious."

Gao Lin sat upright: "We are all serious people, who would do anything improper?"

"Shut up!"

"Hahahaha~ a bunch of big mangoes!"

……

A good night's sleep.

Xu Damao and Silly Zhu started shouting early in the morning, making everyone come over.

Gao Lin used his heel to figure out that they were trying to patch up Cui Dake's trick yesterday.

So I stuffed the buns in my mouth, put several in a big bowl, and quickly took them over to watch the fun.

Li Jianjian and others are also familiar with it, and they know that they can't delay watching the show.

No need to shout, just like Gao Lin, everyone took their bowls and made several buns, and hurriedly followed.

Needless to say, the place where Xu Damao and Shi quarreled must be the main house, in front of Silly Zhu's house.

why?

Cui Dake must be trapped in the bed, so that if the two of them don't get married, they will break their shoes!

Just listen to Sha Zhu shouting: "Si Mao, don't always make trouble for my brother and me. Yesterday was great, Miss Hongyida, you must push me to Cui Dake."

"How nice it is for me, everyone can enjoy the wedding wine today!"

Qin Huairu, who came out to watch the show early, was surprised.

Silly Zhu can talk about marriage so soon?

My action has just begun!

I've just had three drinks with Shazhu, and he hasn't let down his guard yet!

Xu Damao saw Shazhu shouting and shouted himself.

"Silly Zhu, don't you look at how ugly you look, are you worthy of a chaste girl?"