Siheyuan: relax and watch the fun

They looked at each other and smiled, quickly getting up and getting dressed.

If they were walking normally, it would be fine. However, someone was walking on tiptoes just now, which triggered their warrior instincts and woke them up.

Following the sound of voices, the young couple found their way to the cellar door.The door was closed, and faint voices could be heard.

"It seems to be Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu. Qin Huairu is still crying?" Li Jianjian hasn't lived here long, so it's hard to identify them.

But who is our Gao Lin? The master at the pinnacle of Anjin has lived here for almost half a year, and he can tell the difference as soon as he hears it, "It's Yi Zhonghai who sent white noodles and meat to the little widow in the middle of the night, and Qin Huairu is pretending to be pitiful!"

"Da Linzi, we can't go in, otherwise they will hate us, and we won't be able to watch the show, so why not lock the door!" Li Jianjian smirked and used a thick wooden stick to lock the door shut.

"We can't call people directly. Let's throw a few bricks into the cellar. Be careful, don't let people know from the trajectory of the bricks that we threw them, and then hurry into the house!" Gao Lin also perfected the plan, found the right angle, and headed higher. As soon as he threw the brick, he took Li Jianjian and hid back in the house.

The brick hit the cellar door and bounced off the wall, making loud noises that woke up the people in the yard.

Because it was an old courtyard house, and fearing that someone's house might collapse, every household turned on their lights one after another and went out to check.

Gao Lin unbuttoned his coat and put it on, pretending to have just woken up. Li Jianjian saw that he had imitated him, then turned around and picked up the flashlight, and the two walked out of the room hand in hand.

Because he was worried that something would really happen, he didn't say anything when he met Xu Damao's family this time. When he saw Liu Haizhong coming out with clothes on, Gao Lin quickly guided him and said: "Second uncle, did you hear where the noise was? I just It sounds to the southeast.”

"I heard it's south," Liu Haizhong said, taking a flashlight to shine on his house. "It's not my house. Let's go to the middle courtyard and have a look!"

Before the group reached the Moon Gate, people from the middle courtyard came over first.

"Xiao Zhao, our two families are both on the east wall of the courtyard. My house is fine. It's your house. Is it seriously damaged? The second uncle will hold a hospital-wide meeting for you to mobilize everyone to help you repair the house!" Liu Haizhong also said If you are not sure, you will want to exercise leadership power first.

Xiao Zhao waved his hand and said: "Second uncle, I saw it, it's not my house. It sounds like the north, why don't we all come and see if your house collapsed!"

As he spoke, all the residents in the front yard came.

Everyone looked at each other, but Yan Bugui was still scheming, "There is still some open space between your two families, and there is a cellar. Let's go and take a look. It's not that the house collapsed, but maybe there are bad guys!" He said and walked behind everyone. .

When the birds heard that they were not in danger, none of them, including Silly Zhu, moved forward.

When Gao Lin saw this situation, he took out a stick from the firewood pile and walked slowly towards the cellar.

When Liu Haizhong saw what kind of business this was, he quickly shouted: "Engineer Gao, you are a technician, let us do this! Guangtian Guangfu, go and have a look!"

"It's okay. I've been practicing boxing with my wife recently, so self-protection should be fine!" Gao Lin said pretendingly, but walked even slower.I said in my heart that you guys should come in. I can’t be the one to open the door.

Li Jianjian was still smart. He stepped forward and hugged Gao Lin, crying bitterly, "Da Linzi, I don't want you to go, I don't want anything to happen to you!"

It's just thunder but no rain, and it's still blinking proudly from an angle that others can't see.

Silly Zhu couldn't stand it anymore, so he reached out to grab the stick and rushed towards the cellar.

Then came the mocking voice of Silly Zhu, "Everyone, come and see, there is someone in the cellar. This stupid thief has locked himself in the cellar!"

When everyone heard this, they didn't move back, and everyone gathered around.

"Someone, please open the door. I want to see which thieves dare to come and act wild in front of Grandpa Sha Zhu!" Sha Zhu held up the wooden stick, obviously planning to hit him in the head while the door was open.

Yan Bugui hurriedly stopped him, "Sinzhu, don't act recklessly! What if it's an enemy agent, what if there's a gun!" After saying this, Yan Bugui kept standing behind the crowd.

Liu Haizhong's eyes lit up when he heard this. If the enemy were agents, maybe I could still be an official!Thinking of this, he didn't even think about it, and shouted directly: "Guangtian Guangfu, go call the security department and tell your father that I have caught an enemy agent!"

Yi Zhonghai in the cellar became anxious when he heard this. He didn't care that he had no excuse after going out, and shouted directly, "Don't go, don't go, it's me, the uncle!".

Chapter 11 Too many orgasms, Silly Zhu can’t bear it

Everyone was stunned after hearing this. They turned around and looked around, but indeed they didn't see Yi Zhonghai.

Silly Zhu put down his stick and just opened the door, but Jia Zhang from behind the crowd rushed in, shouting as he rushed: "Qin Huairu, you prodigal, are you in there? You couldn't help it as soon as Dongxu left! You You’re still looking for such an old thing!”

Then he scratched Yi Zhonghai who had just come out. When he saw Qin Huairu coming out, he went up and gave him a big mouth. He sat on the ground and started to add Jia Dongxu's undead rap.

Originally, Qin Huairu wanted to hide inside and wait for others to leave before coming out, but when her teammate shouted, "Oh, no, I have no choice but to come out."

Liu Haizhong was very happy when he saw this situation, "Jia Zhang, please stop singing now and let's see what Lao Yi says first!"

Yan Bugui didn't want to start offending people, and Liu Haizhong was thinking of words. At that moment, Xu Damao spoke:

"Master, what kind of game are you and the newly widowed young widow playing in the cellar in the middle of the night? Is it fun?"

Otherwise, Xu Damao is cheap and sinister.

"I'm not doing anything. I'm just trying to comfort Qin Huairu and send some white flour and meat to the Jia family." Yi Zhonghai hesitated in his words.

"Eh!" The people around him were all on the subway, old people, and mobile phones.jpg

"It has to be late at night. Can't it be delivered during the day? It has to be delivered by you, can't it be delivered by a aunt?" Xu Damao took advantage of the victory to pursue.

Yi Zhonghai's face turned red from suppressing it, and he was hoarse: "You sent me off tonight because you wanted to do good deeds without leaving your name. Your aunt is a little uncomfortable today. I'm afraid she might be blowing. I went into the cellar because of the strong wind outside."

If you do good deeds without leaving your name, the person you are helping will not know. You have given them to you personally...

Everyone in the courtyard noticed it, but they just didn’t say anything, just watch the show!

"Lao Yi, your statement is untenable!" Well, Liu Haizhong has no idea at the moment, and Jia Dongxu has just left. It is impossible for the two of them to do anything so quickly. With the deaf old lady here, it is impossible to do this It’s not true, the position of First Master cannot even be lowered. If you try to reach the top, it will ruin your reputation and reduce your prestige.

The eldest mother had a dull look on her face and said in a leisurely voice: "I am really not feeling well today. I asked Lao Yi to deliver it."

Qin Huairu also stopped crying silently, raised the things in her hands and said: "The noodles and meat are both there, the relationship between me and the uncle is pure!"

"Yes, it must have been framed by some bad boy, otherwise how could the door be locked from the outside!" Silly Zhu also came to his senses.

Silly Zhu is not really stupid, he can trick Xu Damao around.Just now, I was just shocked and sad, so I was stunned for a moment, but now I came to my senses and asked the question.

Thinking that he had seen it from everyone, he murmured to himself: "Gao Lin is too far away from the front yard and cannot detect the movements of the uncle. The only people who can do this are those in the middle yard and the back yard."

"Xu Damao is bad enough, but he is lame and makes noise when walking, so it's not him. The others don't have the guts to do anything during the holidays, only the second uncle. If he wants to get the upper hand, he has to punish the first uncle!"

Listening to Silly Zhu's words, everyone was in an uproar again. The climax tonight was one after another!

Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu went into the cellar, Liu Haizhong talked nonsense without thinking, but Silly Zhu had the brains to analyze the "truth". Silly Zhu, the licking dog, forgave them and changed the subject, and finally became Liu Haizhong's troublemaker!

Everyone knew that this was the only way they could deal with Yi Zhonghai, so they cooperated to denounce Liu Haizhong.

"I didn't expect the second uncle to be this kind of person!"

『;"Yes, yes, I dare to do such evil things just to get the upper hand."

"No wonder my eldest son Liu Guangqi won't come after he leaves. He is worried that he will be framed too!"

"You, you, you stupid Zhu, you..." Liu Haizhong was so angry that he fell to the ground and was speechless.

The deaf old lady came out at the right time and said, "Guang Tian Guang Fu, help your father back quickly. He is really angry but no one will take care of you!"

Another crutch hit Jia Zhang on the back, "Everything is in Qin Huairu's hands. If you still have doubts, I will ask Lao Yi to stay away from your Jia family after I make the decision, and I won't care about your bad things!"

After saying this, the deaf old lady looked at the birds in the yard.

"Everyone, please give my old lady some face. What happened tonight is all a misunderstanding. Don't spread the word to others. It will affect the reputation of our excellent courtyard house." The old lady looked at everyone's expressions as she spoke.

"Don't worry, old lady, we won't spread the word!"

"That's right, wasn't it already said? It's just a misunderstanding!"

"Yes, yes, I blame the second uncle for setting him up!"

"Let's all disperse. It's time to go to work tomorrow. Let's all go to bed early!" Yan Bugui stood up after everything was settled. Others also say that a gentleman will not stand behind a dangerous wall and will not take the initiative to offend. people.

People's "general meetings" were dispersed, but various "small meetings" were held again.

I saw Yan Bugui saying to Li at home: "Daughter-in-law, if you don't have enough food and clothing, you will suffer poverty if you don't plan it! Don't be afraid of Lao Yi. If he gives you something, just bring it to your home." , our family all believes in you, if anything happens, just shout!"

"Yes, yes, Lily, don't be afraid. Don't give me free things!" Yan Jiecheng nodded in agreement.

"Sister-in-law, order more when the time comes!" Jiefang, Jie Kuang, and Jie Di also had their eyes shining.

Yu Li: "...".

When Yi Zhonghai returned home, he smashed things like crazy. His aunt didn't care, she just lay on the bed wrapped in a quilt and cried silently.

"Honey, someone must be trying to harm me today. Someone locked the door outside. Besides, Dongxu has just left. Can Huairu and I do this?" Yi Zhonghai explained while breathing heavily. With.

The eldest mother didn't respond.Yes, someone wants to harm you, but no one forces you to go to the cellar to deliver something!

"Xu Damao, Liu Haizhong, it's the two of you who did it. If you are lame and can't do it, you can only cheat Silly Zhu! You all just wait for me!" Yi Zhonghai's expression was cold. Someone in the yard will report this to the factory tomorrow. Think about how to restore your reputation first, and then how to take revenge.

After Shazhu went back, he turned over and over and still couldn't put it down. After giving away lunch boxes for several years, Sister Qin didn't even go to the cellar to talk to me. Instead, she went with an old man and an old man!

Gritting his teeth, he turned over and took out a bottle of liquor from under the bed. He drained half of the bottle, lifted the quilt, and went to sleep!

A few days after the Jia family mourning hall was removed, it was put up again.One stood and cursed, the other knelt and cried.

Xu Damao happily ate late-night snacks, and banged the child in shame...

Chapter 12 The aftermath of the cellar, the flies all smelled it

Sure enough, as expected by Yi Zhonghai, Xu Damao promoted him in the factory even though he was lame.

After Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu finished all the procedures and stopped in front of the work station, people started talking.

"This is the little widow, she's really itchy! No wonder Yi Gong is still crawling into the cellar when he's almost fifty!"

"I don't think this is true. How about Yi Gong being able to take her with him? Even if Yi Gong is willing, the little widow's family is not willing!"

"Isn't that true? Jia Dongxu is dead, so we can't find a man to be our backbone!"

Yi Zhonghai smiled vaguely and brought Qin Huairu with him just to make people think that what happened yesterday was fake.

Finally, someone couldn't help it anymore and shouted in the crowd: "Master Yi, what happened yesterday? Tell us!"

"Yesterday was all a misunderstanding. Dongxu was my apprentice. Just after he left, I just gave him something and was framed. I, Yi Zhonghai, behave upright, sit upright, and live an honest life. For the reputation of the Jia family, everyone Let’s not discuss it.” Yi Zhonghai said with a serious face.

"Please take pity on us. On behalf of the Jia family, I would like to thank you all!" Qin Huairu also stepped forward to explain and bowed.

The matter also spread to the cafeteria.

Liu Lan asked teasingly: "Silly Zhu, I heard that your sister Qin and an old man got into the cellar. Have they got into it with you?"

Silly Zhu was drinking tea. After hearing this, he threw a teapot into a teapot and roared: "Are you idle and have nothing to do? Get out if you don't want to work!"

After saying that, he turned around and walked out of the kitchen and went straight to the Publicity Department.

"Xu Damao, your uncle! What nonsense are you making up? The first uncle and Sister Qin are innocent. You just don't want to see others do good things!" Silly Zhu kicked in the door and saw Xu Damao sitting on the table telling people the story of last night. .

"You just need to be punished!" Silly Zhu raised his fist and struck. Xu Damao tried to hide, but his leg was injured and he couldn't walk.

"Silly Zhu, you dare to hit me in the Publicity Department? You..." Xu Damao wanted to shout a few words, but Silly Zhu directly pushed him to the ground and rode on him, "Silly Zhu, Silly Zhu! Grandpa, Grandpa, I was wrong, I don’t dare anymore!”

Colleagues around him were also stunned by what happened at this moment, and quickly stepped forward to pull Silhu away. Some people advised him: "Okay, Silly Zhu, this is a lie as soon as it sounds. We are just having fun. Xu Damao is such a coward." The goods are all called grandpa.”