I'm really not a Two-dimensional villain

"I don't know, the spring water suddenly became bigger just now, and I didn't even have time to react." Arturia explained.

"It must be that the mountain there is fragile, but strangely, the mountain here is relatively high. No matter how big the spring is, it is not enough to cause a landslide in a short time." Wakaba Hime pressed her forelimb against her chin.

Artoria jumped up with a cry, "This... this spider..."

"Have you never seen a spider talk? What's so strange!" Wakaba gave the other party a white look.

what?

Spiders talking, that's weird okay!

"Xiao Wuming, your spider..." Artoria saw that Xiao Wuming and the others were very calm, as if they were used to it.

This spider... can actually talk...

She sat back warily, not daring to leave her eyes.

"Don't worry, she's just a chatterbox." Xiao Wuming explained casually.

This sentence angered Ruoye Jise. She jumped on Xiao Wuming's head and messed up her hair with her claws.

Indifferent!

Let the other party play.

"Go and see what's going on over there tomorrow." Xiao Wuming cast his eyes on Artoria, who inadvertently covered the tablet with her hand: "Artoriya, please go down the mountain tomorrow. It will be too late tonight. Dark roads are slippery.”

"Then I'll bother you."

Tohsaka Rin and the others were like bystanders, watching the two of them quietly.Rin Tosaka eats meat calmly... Scathach drinks juice leisurely...

Black Joan looked disgusted...

It's great to be young... Xiaonan closed her eyes.

"Let's eat some barbecue." Tohsaka Rin saw that the two parties had finished chatting, and his face changed instantly like a chameleon, and he kindly handed over the barbecue.

"I..." Artoria's face turned a little red in the firelight.

"Eat, we brought enough food, how much can you eat by yourself?" Tohsaka Rin waved his hand generously, "You're welcome, we are friends after all." Maybe we can still be in the same "cannon pit" in the future Comrade!She silently added a sentence at the end.

Hiss, Xiao Wuming suddenly thought of something extremely terrifying.

Barbeque for 1 person... Tohsaka Rin smiled like a flower.

Barbecue for 5 people... Tohsaka Rin was a bit unbelievable.

Barbecue for 10 people... Tohsaka Rin's eyes almost bulged out.

"Eat... are you full?" Tohsaka Rin asked kindly.

Glancing at the empty bamboo sticks on the fire, Arturia felt a little embarrassed and nodded, "I'm full."

"Why do I feel like you haven't had enough to eat?" Black Joan asked directly.

"No...you're welcome, I'll grill you some more meat." Tohsaka Rin's smile froze.

No way.

No way.

Another humanoid meat-eating machine?

She gave Xiao Wuming a hard look, this family would go bankrupt sooner or later!

Is this a monster? It's a match for Wakaba Hime.

"That's right, you're welcome, just treat us like family." Wakaba Hime seemed to have found a soulmate, "My favorite food is milk pudding, and the Gale Rabbit Pot made at Titania Restaurant, it's perfect. "

When Artoria heard these words, she scratched her cheek. She couldn't afford to eat any of what the other party said! ! !

Seeing the few people chatting so happily, Xiao Wuming simply closed his eyes.

What concerned him more was what happened to the landslide caused by the increase in water flow...

Consciousness slowly sinks...

Under the firelight, Ruoyeji looked not sleepy at all.

How could she not be happy after finally finding someone of the same kind.

On the other hand, Xiaonan and Scathach went to bed early with their clothes on.

During this period of time, Black Jeanne had developed a habit of playing games with someone until late every day. What's more, because of someone's arrival, she hadn't even finished her homework yet.

"What I hate most in my life is my mother and raw meat. It always tries to control me mentally and can't be turned off. It's so annoying. By the way, what is the thing you hate the most?" Ruoye Jise drank honey. Jiu asked softly, if he hadn't considered that someone was sleeping, he would still be singing.

"Emergency!" Tohsaka Rin.

"I...it's nothing..." Artoria lowered her head.

"Britannia!" Black Jeanne. ! ! ! ! !

Artoria, who was originally a little sleepy, suddenly became energetic.

"Why?" Ruoye Jise looked at Black Joan.

"Why, because the 817 food Great Britain eats is pig food!" Black Joan gave the answer directly without thinking.

Artoria tightened her hands tightly, and then reluctantly let go the next second. This is a fact...

"There are also these people in Great Britain who are despicable and like to use small conspiracies." Black Joan gushed.

Arturia clenched her hands again, her body trembling a little.

"I think back then, when I led the army to resist Great Britain, I found that many men in the opposing army liked men!" Black Joan smiled so dismissively.

Arturia hugged her knees tightly, pretending not to hear anything.

"You led the army to resist Great Britain?" Wakaba Jise asked curiously.

"Yes, I am French!" Black Jeanne remembered an important thing: "There are also members of the royal family of Great Britain, each of whom has a chaotic life style. The son may be the mother's son, or he may not be the father's son. Tsk tsk tsk, everyone in France knows about it, only the people involved in the royal family don’t know about it.”

"You are French!!" Arturia on the opposite side raised her head, her eyes bloodshot.

"That's right." Black Joan was still vaguely proud of it.

"Me! Great Britain! King Arthur! Artoria!" Artoria stood up, pointing the sword in her hand condescendingly at Black Joan: "With you and without me today!".

Chapter 142 Fight another day

The Hundred Years' War between England and France!

To be more clear, there are more than a thousand years of grievances before and after.

Who is righteous and who is evil has no longer mattered in the long years.

Great Britain is strong and must attack France.

France is strong and will defeat Great Britain.

As King Arthur of Great Britain, when he went to defeat France, a fire broke out in the backyard, resulting in a devastating defeat.

As a village girl, Joan of Arc went to fight against Great Britain, and a series of things happened. In the end, she was stabbed by someone from behind, and was burned alive by the people of Great Britain.

Enemies meet!Extremely jealous!

I didn’t know just now.

I know it now!

Other countries may live, but Great Britain must die.

Artoria, who has always been known for her patience, couldn't bear it anymore. The other party actually mocked her. As long as she was still King Arthur, it would be impossible for her to hold it back.

What is Great British Pig Food!

What does it mean that men in the military like men!

What is the chaos of royal life style?

When she thought of the last incident, Arturia felt that all the blood in her body was mobilized.

This is slander!

However, after all, both parties are respectable people, so they still need to have this bit of ladylike demeanor.

In the rain outside, the two of them were dozens of meters apart, and the cold rain slapped their faces randomly.

"Pig food of Great Britain!" Black Jeanne's mouth seemed to have been opened, taunting and complaining desperately.

"France's military etiquette is really standard!" Arturia is not a vegetarian either.

"Are you the King Arthur in history? After hundreds of years, it seems that the food in Fuyuki City is too good." Black Joan was not to be outdone.

"They really won't fight, right?" Tohsaka Rin was a little timid.

"But they seem to be just quarreling, and they don't seem to be planning to fight." Ruoye Jise sat like a human being, "They shouldn't start fighting. After all, they have been hating each other for thousands of years. Why bother? Let's sit down and have a drink if you have something to do. Isn’t it good to live this small life?”

"That's right, there shouldn't be a fight." Tohsaka Rin nodded in agreement.

However, the dialogue between the two was like other small countries in history, constantly causing conflicts.

"Don't fight, don't fight, don't fight. You can't kill each other like this. Why don't you sit down and have a glass of wine?" Ruoye Jise opened her mouth and controlled the volume, without waking up Xiao Wuming and others. .

No!

Arturia and Black Joan of Arc have a tacit understanding like twins.

Everything can be discussed, but not this matter.

"Go and wake him up." Tohsaka Rin threw the spider towards Xiao Wuming.

This scene was seen by the two people in the rain.

no!He must not be allowed to wake up.

Black Joan knew very well that if Xiao Wuming threatened her with something, she would not dare to resist.

Artoria also knew very well that the other party had just saved her, and this French woman was his teammate. If he shouted to stop, would she listen or not?

Quick fix! ! !

Their eyes met in the rain.

The looks in the eyes of both parties sparked sparks in the air.