I'm really not a Two-dimensional villain

Tohsaka Rin's face was extremely wonderful.

If someone hits a skeleton and drops gold coins in front of him, he will definitely become crazy and rush into the pile of bones.

Something magical happened, just like that!

Who would have thought that this is the other party's innate ability.

"You..." She choked up and couldn't speak.

"Don't be envious, don't be jealous. Brother's abilities have always been so outstanding." Xiao Wuming stretched out his index finger and pressed the opponent's cherry-colored lips.

you! !

Tohsaka Rin, who wanted to be angry, immediately turned off his fire. The opponent's ability was really abnormal!

"Now that the person is found, I will go back first!" Shinozaki Rika patted Xiao Wuming's shoulder while passing by: "Wherever you go next time, leave a note at home. Rin and I have been looking for him for a long time."

"It's nothing!" Tohsaka Rin blushed again.

Ha ha ha ha!Shinozaki Rika left with a series of wild laughter.

But this laughter made Tohsaka Rin even more embarrassed. She rubbed the hem of her skirt and said coquettishly:

"I just said you were...perverted...don't take it seriously..."

"I won't take it personally. After all, you are my girlfriend."

"When did I become your girlfriend?" The furious Tosaka Rin jumped up.

"Please carefully recall what happened just now." Xiao Wuming reminded.

I...Tohsaka Rin carefully recalled what just happened...

His big confused eyes slowly turned into anger.

"That was me just now..."

"Stop talking! Go home first." Xiao Wuming took her hand, and the fact was settled.

"I was trying to comfort you just now!" Tohsaka Rin immediately shook off the other person's hand.

"Don't explain anything about comfort or not. Let's go home. If you have anything to do, we can tell you at home."

"That's my home! Don't make it sound like it's your home!"

Xiao Wuming shook his head with a dissatisfied look: "Oh, that's right. After all, we are all adults, so lying is nothing."

"I won't lie!" The arrogant Tohsaka Rin ran into the opponent's trap.

As soon as she finished speaking, she covered her mouth with regret...

Chapter 20 The terrifying buff of the black background Xiangyun server

In the dark night, the adventurers who had been partying all day broke into bars and traffic lights with their gains.

Noise was swirling over the entire city.

And in a remote cabin.

The magic lamp in the house illuminates this small area of ​​​​the world.

"You can use this Saint Crystal as expenses." Xiao Wuming, who was sitting on the stool with a pen and paper, handed a Saint Crystal to Tohsaka Rin who was sitting by the bed.

As a poor man, Tohsaka Rin took out ten gold coins from his teeth and bought himself a set of clothes.

He remembered this relationship very well.

The arrogant school beauty in front of me said no, but she was still very kind in her heart.

"I don't want it!" Rin Tosaka crossed his arms and turned his head to the side, but his long legs twisted a little uneasily.

"Really?" Xiao Wuming asked jokingly.

"Don't..." Tohsaka Rin's tone suddenly became unfirm.

This is gold coin!

Ever since she came to the other world, she had never touched the feeling of a Saint Quartz.

It was purely due to pride. The other party was clearly a novice, so why did he seem to be feeding him.

"Take it! Just think of it as my living expenses in the future!" Xiao Wuming thrust the Saint Crystal into the opponent's hand.

snort!Tohsaka Rin's hand clenched the Saint Quartz honestly, and she muttered: You insisted on giving it to me. "

"Yes, yes, I want to give it to my girlfriend." Before Tohsaka Rin could get angry, Xiao Wuming added: "After all, you have to take care of your body. No one can starve the child."

ah?

Tohsaka Rin, who was about to take action, frowned and thought about this sentence.

What does it mean to be hungry and no one can starve the child?

child?

whose child?

etc!Tohsaka Rin suddenly lowered his head and swept away, calm and calm.

Her face suddenly turned red, and she understood.

"Asshole! I'm going to beat you to death today!" Tohsaka Rin jumped up.

"Don't make trouble yet, I'm writing something." Xiao Wuming clicked the tip of his pen on the paper a few times.

The fist stopped when it was about to hit the opponent.

Tohsaka Rin approached curiously, she was very curious.

She has been wanting to ask since she came back.

With the magic lamp above my head, the words on the paper were clearly displayed before my eyes:

The most precious thing for people is life, and life is only once for everyone.

A person's life should be spent like this: when looking back on the past, he will not regret for wasting his years, nor will he be ashamed for being inactive;

When he was dying, he was able to say: My life and all my energy have been dedicated to the most magnificent cause in the world - the struggle for the cause of peace for mankind.

"Are you out of your mind? Why are you writing these things?" Tohsaka Rin complained angrily.

"The thing is like this, Tendo Payne, he asked me to compile a set of manuals as the spiritual program of the Akatsuki organization."

"Spiritual program? Don't make me laugh!"

"It's true!" Xiao Wuming looked serious.

"Are you crazy? Is this a guild or a cult?" Tohsaka Rin sat back on the bed: "Then you have to write well, otherwise there will be no Saint Crystals in the future, but I always feel that you are cheating the funds. .”

"..." Xiao Wuming.

"By the way, do you know what the other person is thinking? In case what you write is not in line with his spirit." Tohsaka Rin.

The pen tip suddenly stopped on the paper, and Xiao Wuming looked down at the words he had written.

It seems like something is missing.

What else can be put on it?

"Why are you in a daze?" Rin Tosaka glanced at the Saint Crystal in his hand.

Xiao Wuming turned to face her and smiled: "I was thinking about how this is different from the previous papers. It doesn't matter whether you understand the theory or philosophy, just copy it."

cut!

Tohsaka Rin's disdain is called contempt.

Xiao Wuming didn't care about the other party's performance.

But the other party's words reminded him.

It must be said that this work is one of the pinnacle concepts.

However, can this really trigger the chord in Tiandao Payne's heart?

Even if it is to defraud Tiandao Payne for funds, the deception must be technical and content.

Filling with water, filling with water, Xiao Wuming didn't bother to do this kind of thing.

This is just like some dog authors who always like to add water when writing books.

correct!

Always find an opposite.

As long as two ideas are written together, no matter whether they are right or wrong, there will always be an idea that matches the other.

No matter what Payne’s philosophy is, it’s guaranteed to be correct!

Just like horoscope verification, the so-called Barnum effect.

That's right!

it's him!

Xiao Wuming hurriedly picked up his pen and started writing.

Seeing Xiao Wuming suddenly become so focused, the curious Tohsaka Rin secretly raised his head again, hoping to see more clearly what the other party was writing.

On the white paper, following the text, a paragraph of text filled the blank:

We need a leader, a leader with vision;

A man who has the courage to crush the bones of his enemies into dust;

He is here, he lives in our era, and he will lead his people to victory!

"..." Looking at this paragraph of text, Tohsaka Rin's expression was unusually exciting.

are you crazy? !

She was completely certain that this Hundan was just to defraud Payne of his funds.

As soon as she lay down, Tohsaka Rin completely lost interest. She was relieved that this guy was very sober.