I'm really not a Two-dimensional villain

"Rune Paper Shop"'s cold eyes froze the boss's smile like ice.

Looking at the mature, sexy and a bit unconventional Sister Yu in front of him, the boss forced a smile: "What would you like to order?"

"Give me 5000 detonating charms!!!"

"……"boss.

"Rin, what are you doing outside? You can't sleep on the recliner. I won't hurt you."

In front of the house, Tohsaka Rin was "appreciating" the moonlight on a recliner.

Xiao Wuming stood at the door, constantly trying to call him in.

In front, Wakaba Jise, who was lying on the body of the Earthly Dragon, was devouring the flesh and blood. Even though it was not as delicious as the delicacies, she still suppressed the vomiting in her heart and continued to eat.

"Come in!"

"I'm not going!"

"I'm your boyfriend, how could I hurt you? You have to believe in my character, Xiao Wuming." Xiao Wuming continued to argue with the other party.

He also didn't expect that he could actually scare Tohsaka Rin into looking like this.

Isn’t it just playing ranked eighteen times in one night?

is it hard?

As the main force, I didn't even complain that I was tired, but the other party was coy.

"Who will believe what you say? Unless the sow climbs a tree!" Tohsaka Rin resolutely refused. "Did you come in when the sow climbed up the tree?"

"Yes! Unless the sow climbs the tree!" Tohsaka Rin also stiffened his neck and replied.

"You said that!" Xiao Wuming shouted towards Ruoye Jise not far away: "Jise, please climb the tree!" Haha?

Ruoye Jise, who raised her head from the flesh and blood, was a little confused. Seeing Xiao Wuming's serious tone, she still ran to a tree more than ten meters away, and climbed up the tree in twos and twos. ? ? ? ?Tohsaka Rin was confused.

"Rin! You can come in now! The female spider has climbed up the tree."

"I said the sow climbed the tree, I didn't say..." Tohsaka Rin felt something was wrong. "Yes! This is the female spider climbing up the tree."

"..." Tohsaka Rintao.

Chapter 92 Titania Restaurant

In the early morning, the diffuse dark clouds blocked the morning sun.

Tohsaka Rin stumbled out of the house with stumbling steps.

"My waist... It seems that I have to prepare a coffin for myself... It's a pity that the spider... can't change..." When she looked up, her jaw almost dropped.

The corpse of the terrain dragon in front of him was instantly reduced to a skeleton. ? ? ? ? ?

She rubbed her eyes, wondering if she had seen it wrong. "Xiao Wuming, come out quickly!!!"

Xiao Wuming, who was shouted out, also noticed the dragon skeleton in front of him.

"What are you doing, making so much noise so early in the morning?" Ruoye Jise jumped onto Xiao Wuming's shoulder and yawned.

"This Earthly Dragon corpse?" Xiao Wuming asked, pointing to the corpse.

"Oh! I've finished eating. Didn't I think about expanding the house today, so I tried my best to finish it. I feel full." Wakaba Jise seemed to have just done a small thing.

Xiao Wuming directly grabbed her in his hand and weighed her gently.

It's still so light, it's completely unimaginable that such a little spider ate the Earthly Dragon.

"Are you sure it was really you who ate it?" Xiao Wuming confirmed again and again.

"It must have been eaten by me. Could it be that you ate it? This is my devouring ability. Stop teasing me and let me take a nap again. I'm so tired from eating last night."

"Jise, I feel like I have to thank you for your kindness, which actually doesn't make me poor." Xiao Wuming said in a heavy tone.

"How about we..." A light flashed in Tohsaka Rin's eyes.

As soon as he mentioned this, Ruoye Jise suddenly stopped feeling sleepy, "What do you two want to do? As I said, there is only mourning and no abandonment. It's okay to abandon one. One of us must be abandoned." Get off." Xiao Wuming threw her directly onto his shoulder, "Don't worry, how could I throw away such a cute spider."

"You are doing it purely for your own abnormal psychology! After all, race and other things have no psychological pressure on you!" Tohsaka Rin said surreptitiously from the side. "..." Xiao Wuming looked at the other person accusingly, "I'm not that kind of person. Even if I am such a person, you can't say it like this. Everyone has privacy."

"..." Ruoye Jise's body became alert, and her abdomen shrank involuntarily.

Have a heart.

The two of them made eye contact at the same time.

Swish, brush, brush!Wakaba Hime used her sharp forelimbs to draw a cross.

"..." Xiao Wuming.

it is more than words.

"We need to expand the house today, Xiao Wuming. As the man of the house, I'll leave it to you to go to the municipal center to pay taxes and find the construction engineering team. As for me, I'll take a break for now!" Tohsaka Rin, who was paralyzed by fatigue. Sitting on the lounge chair.

"Rin, you need to exercise well."

"Say, whose masterpiece did I become like this?"

"No, it's difficult to play 18 times in qualifying in one night!" Xiao Wuming.

"..." Tohsaka Rin had a bunch of unspeakable words in his stomach and wanted to "praise" his boyfriend, but when he saw the other person's sincere expression, he only gathered one word: "Get out!"

Xiao Wuming went to the Municipal Center.

Walking slowly on the road.

The Wakaba Hime on the shoulders is like a bright light in the darkness, guiding everyone's eyes.

"Who did I see! Oh, the great brave man is patrolling the future City of Lights. Even the back view is so charming!"

Xiao Wuming pretended not to hear anything when he heard the voice behind him.

But Shakespeare walked directly in front of him and blocked the way: "Your Excellency Xiao Wuming, I think you will not meet the wrong person at such a close distance."

"This is not Shakespeare, what a coincidence. What are you doing here?" Xiao Wuming laughed.

"The taxes of Fuyuki City are still not paid. If I don't hurry up, I will be hung to the city gate by the four directors. What are you doing here? Why don't you see those ladies?" Shakespeare glanced around .

Xiao Wu thought about the other party's duties, "I want to go to the municipal center to pay the tax for house expansion."

"It turns out that it's such a small matter, I can take care of things there." Shakespeare leaned over: "I feel that you should expand the house long ago. After all, there are so many ladies, I can understand..."

"What about the expansion engineering team?" Xiao Wuming immediately changed the subject.

"Of course, the municipal government can also do these things. As long as we have money, our municipal government can do anything."

"It will be expanded about four times, and there will be all kinds of furniture."

"About 4 times, and there are furniture, um..." Shakespeare was silent for a moment, quickly calculating in his mind, "The tax for expanding the house includes land tax, which requires about 3 Saint Quartz, and if there are furniture, our great brave Lord Of course, we have to use the best, about 3 Saint Crystals, and with the money of our engineering team, if we complete it as quickly as possible, it will be 2 Saint Crystals, a total of 8 Saint Crystals."

"What if the house has special requirements?" Xiao Wuming asked.

"In our engineering team, there are earth magicians and wood magicians. You can change them as you like."

"Okay! Here are eight Saint Crystals. The sooner you get them, the better." Xiao Wuming took out eight Saint Crystals and handed them to the other party.

"No problem, Your Majesty the Brave, our engineering team will arrive at your home soon. By the way, do you have anyone at home now? Can they make the decision to change the shape of the house?"

"Have."

"That's good, you can go shopping now, and you'll be surprised when you come back later." Shakespeare put the Saint Quartz into his pocket with a smile.

"So fast?" Xiao Wuming was a little doubtful.

"Of course, you must have not had breakfast when you woke up so early." Shakespeare pointed forward, "Did you see that restaurant, Titania Restaurant? The breakfast there is delicious. I strongly recommend you to go there. "

Titania's restaurant?

He seemed to have heard it somewhere, so Xiao Wuming walked over with suspicion, just in time to pack breakfast for his wives to eat.Seeing Xiao Wuming walking towards the restaurant, Shakespeare took out his banknotes and recorded: "In order to have a love nest with Her Majesty the Saint, Xiao Wuming, as a brave man, spent hundreds of Saint Crystals. It is really a romantic love to renovate a house, but does Her Majesty the Saint treat Xiao Wuming sincerely? What is the truth of the matter? What kind of challenges will our brave men encounter..."

Chapter 93: Being handsome can do whatever you want?

Titania's Restaurant.

People come and go, and the shouts of diners are endless.

In comparison, other breakfast restaurants have very few customers.

Xiao Wuming, who was standing at the door, raised his head and glanced at the sign.

Just stepped into the restaurant.

In an instant, all sounds were instantly annihilated.

A pair of eyes seemed to have seen the appearance of some evil force.

The focus of the field of vision is basically scanning Wakaba Hime on the opponent's face and shoulders.

That burst of earth-exploding stars really shocked everyone.

When a person surpasses others, he will be rejected by others.

But when a person surpasses others too much, it becomes worship.

"Hey, isn't this Xiao Wuming? Why do you have time to come here for breakfast? I remember Rin's cooking skills are very good." Shinozaki Rika, wearing an apron, walked out of the kitchen. She was surprised by the other party's arrival. .

Looking behind Xiao Wuming, Shinozaki Rika did not find Tohsaka Rin and the others.

"I..." Xiao Wuming was about to answer.

The other party had already rushed over and looked at Wakaba Jisei excitedly.

"Is this the little spider you conquered? It looks so cute. Can I touch it?"

touch?If Ye Jise made a cross with her forelimb, the warning was obvious.

"Well, it looks like it doesn't want me to touch it." Shinozaki Rika retracted her hand, "By the way, why are you here suddenly for breakfast? Didn't Rin make breakfast for you?"

"They are supervising the renovation of the house today. I happened to stop by to have breakfast and pack some for them. By the way, what are you doing?" Xiao Wuming looked at the other party's apron.

"Me! I've opened a restaurant here in partnership with others. It's hard to find people now, so I'll be a waiter for the time being. As for the blacksmith shop, the business can only be stopped for the time being. If you want to mine, you can directly Bring it over here and I'll take it all the same."

"I see."

"So what would you like to have for breakfast today?"