Konoha: Reviving Uchiha starts with concubinage

conflict?

Just resist!

Just drunken sex?Or maybe I was drugged...

Jiraiya didn't dare ask.

He decisively replied to the original question: "Tsunade, the village hopes that you can return to the village and serve as the fifth generation Hokage."

"The situation in the village is very wrong now. Kumo Ninja and Suna Ninja have launched an attack on Konoha, and the other two countries don't know when they will take action...Tsunade, the village needs you!"

Tsunade: "I understand, I will return to the village... I can also consider the position of Hokage."

"I know you are still against the village, but now that the teacher is dead, what obstacles do you still have that you can't overcome?" Jiraiya said seriously: "After all, this is the village founded by the first Hokage. Don't you want to protect him? ?"

"You are the granddaughter of the First Hokage, you - eh? Are you willing to return to the village?"

Jiraiya's eyes widened, dumbfounded.

Tsunade is very resistant to the village. Although she has no direct evidence, there are many inside stories about Naoki's death, and the various subsequent encounters made her unceremoniously call "Hokage is shit".

I remember that I met Tsunade by chance a few years ago. Tsunade was still drunk and cursed that only a fool would want to be Hokage.

As a result, you are now willing to return to the village?

"Actually, Jiraiya-sama, even if you don't tell us, we are planning to return to the village." Shizune said with a look of helplessness beside her: "It's really difficult to bring up children. Tsunade-sama and I don't know how to do this at all! "

When it comes to delivering babies, they are all top-notch experts.

The problem of children easily getting sick is nothing to them.

But children are so difficult to coax!

Shizune still remembers that in the beginning, the two of them made the child uncomfortable because they didn't know how to use diapers.

The child cried loudly when he felt uncomfortable. Tsunade-sama tried to coax her for a long time, but it didn't heal. She didn't even know the source of the problem. She tried countless methods but couldn't solve it. In the end, she was so annoyed that she left the child to Shizune and went directly to her. After provoking a group of bandits, he vented his anger.

It's much harder to coax a child than to beat Jiraiya to death!

——This sentence has almost become Tsunade's mantra.

By the way, not being able to take care of children is one of the fundamental reasons why they returned to Konoha from the Kingdom of Water. Although the two of them had strong hiding methods, they couldn't stop Tsunade from looking for nearby Yakuza, mountain bandits, The villain vented his anger, and naturally the mist ninja soon discovered something was wrong.

It was difficult to fight with children, so the two of them had no choice but to return from the Mist Ninja Village early...

But even now, Shizune and Tsunade still couldn't figure out what their child wanted, so they decided to return to Konoha and ask a special nanny to help.

Shizune glanced at Jiraiya silently, and had to say that Jiraiya's timing was very good.

With the excuse that 'the Hokage is busy at work', Tsunade could justifiably leave the child to herself.

And it was difficult for me to forcefully pull Tsunade and suffer with me on the grounds of 'Tsunade-sama, this is your daughter'...

"Um...Is that so?" Jiraiya coughed: "That's really a coincidence..."

After all, he is also his teammate. After listening to Shizune's few words, he understood Tsunade's mentality.

But even though Tsunade decided to return to the village, whether she should be Hokage or not was another matter.

So Jiraiya struck while the iron was hot: "Don't worry, Tsunade, Konoha ninjas are absolutely welcoming to you. How many people are looking forward to me calling you back to the village. Konoha Village cannot lose Tsunade, just like people cannot lose sun!"

"Although the village is a little difficult now and the workload may be a little more, there are also many rising stars among Konoha ninjas who can definitely share the work for you!"

Without saying anything, he started to lie.

"For example, Neji, the genius ninja of the Hyuga clan, has the strength of a jounin at the age of only 12 years old."

"Kakashi is also down-to-earth, hard-working, and has outstanding abilities. He is the perfect candidate to be the Hokage's assistant!"

"There is also Natsuhiko, the leader of the Uchiha clan. He has been hiding his strength for a long time, and now he has revealed his strength at the elite Jonin level, which shocked everyone——"

"Wait!" Tsunade suddenly raised her head, her eyes full of sharpness: "Who did you just say has the strength of an elite Jonin?"

"Um, Natsuhiko Uchiha." Jiraiya was stunned and said honestly: "To be honest, no ninja in Konoha Village thought that he would be so strong. After all, he is known as the most useless person in Konoha. The Jonin."

"I either spend time with my wife or marry my wife all day long. I have sex with my wife several times a day. This kind of enviable life... ahem, a life where I am bored with things, how can I have time to practice?"

"As a result, when Konoha's plan collapsed, he single-handedly killed the opponent's Sand Ninja elite Jonin, shocking countless people in an instant."

"As soon as the results came out, others thought they had seen it wrong! After repeated verification for a long time, they were able to determine whether the information was true or false."

This is true.

Many people knew about Xia Yan's life - after all, there were so many wives and concubines, so how he spent his nights directly aroused people's curiosity.

Xia Yan's wives and concubines also satisfied everyone's thirst for knowledge and said generously: Of course we took turns, how could one person defeat Xia Yan?

What followed was another hard day of fighting, with seven people shot.

...... 0

A cold light arrived first, and an hour later, a billion elite soldiers pressed forward.

Infinite power, beating the enemy's hands and feet will become weak, and he will be filled with awe...

This is simply a powerful fighting force that scares men and makes women step up their legs!

So some men started gossiping - If you fight hard every night, do you still have the energy to train during the day?

The current Natsuhiko, let alone a jounin, might be worse than the chuunin he was before he became the leader of the Uchiha clan!

These words were recognized by many people. After all, energy is limited, and no one can continue to sweat in the training ground after a hard night's work.

As a result, many men were stunned when the results of the Konoha Collapse Plan came out.

You are so busy giving birth every day, how do you still have the strength of an elite Jonin?

When the women saw this, they went to their husbands with Xia Yan's record - Xia Yan fought hard every night and his strength improved, but you just did some normal work, why did you claim that you were too tired at night to pay the public ration?

Stop pretending to be dead!Get me up quickly!

It's really...

Konoha men have been suffering from Natsuhiko for a long time!

However, Tsunade and Shizune suddenly looked at each other, their eyes full of shock.

Does Natsuhiko have the strength of an elite Jonin?

In order to find the 'scumbag', they gave up the obvious clues about 'Konoha Natsuhiko' and followed Ringo's information and went straight to the Kiri Ninja Village.

Even they knew about physiology and thought that Natsuhiko was useless and obsessed with reviving Uchiha every day, so it was impossible for him to have too much strength.

But elite jounin...

Elite Jonin!

Kage-level masters can achieve the level of elite jounin, but it is impossible for people at chuunin and jounin level to achieve the performance of elite jounin!

Xia Yan's strength will only be higher, not weaker!

"Maybe he hid his strength and deliberately only exposed the level of an elite jounin. In fact, he is a shadow-level master!" Tsunade and Shizune saw this sentence in each other's eyes at the same time.

Then don’t hesitate!

"Shizune, pack your things and let's go!"

"Yes! Tsunade-sama!"

Walk!Go and settle the score with the scumbag!

Jiraiya next to him: "???"

...where.

Chapter 117 Naruto: Brother, let me show you how to be cool!

at the same time.

Uchiha resident, laboratory.

"So Orochimaru actually lets you continue to stay in Konoha?" Xia Yan asked curiously: "He is not afraid that you will be recognized by others when you show up several times in the Konoha Collapse Plan?"

"Yes." Kabuto Yakushi smiled slightly: "Lord Orochimaru ordered me to stay in Konoha and continue to collect intelligence for him."

Yes, Kabuto Yakushi actually continues to stay in Konoha as a Konoha ninja!

"As for the exposure problem you mentioned..." Kabuto Yakushi smiled slightly, with a bit of confidence in his smile: "I don't think anyone can discover my problem."

Xia Yan touched his chin. In fact, the hiding of the pharmacist's pocket in the original work was very smooth.

If Orochimaru hadn't ordered him to test Sasuke, he would even go one step further and pretend to assassinate Sasuke, thus exposing his face in front of Kakashi.

He won't be exposed...

In fact, even the time he was exposed to Kakashi, the main reason was that Yakushi Kabuto didn't hide anything, so Kakashi discovered it - after all, his mission had been completed, and he didn't need to stay in Konoha anymore, so naturally he wouldn't Need to care about exposure.

However, Natsuhiko understood that Kabuto Yakushi's resume was registered with Danzo. As a former ninja, his identity and resume were completely arranged by the roots.

In other words, his existence was part of the deal between Orochimaru and Danzo.

He continues to stay in Konoha. Could it be that Danzo still has some kind of deal with Orochimaru?

But the Konoha Collapse Plan is over!

"Um, it seems that Danzo also received a beating." Xia Yan suddenly realized.

Before evacuating Konoha, Rasa followed the map given by Natsuhiko and swept all the way to the root base. Danzo was directly angered by 27, so he took the initiative and received a severe beating from Rasa.

And Danzo himself is a person who attracts extreme hatred. It is no exaggeration to say that everyone screams and beats him.

At this moment when the ninja clan and the top brass are hostile to the Third Hokage and Danzo, he has long been voted out of the decision-making circle by the Konoha ninjas.

If he hadn't still been injured by Luo Sha, he would have rushed to the front line to fight the enemy to the death.

Therefore, his goal of 'succession as Hokage' is obviously impossible to achieve. Even if the village cannot find Tsunade, it will still find Jiraiya - this point has been made public by Koharu and Mito Enmon, who have received a lot of support. family support.

Under such circumstances, it seems normal for him to continue trading with Orochimaru?

But the next second.

"Natsuhiko-sama, I wonder if I can ask you something..." Kabuto Yakushi pondered for a moment and said: "I got information from Orochimaru-sama, saying that when you killed the Third Hokage, you used Wood escape?"

"Although I trust Orochimaru-sama's information, can I ask you if this is really the case?"

"Yes, that's the case." Xia Yan nodded calmly: "Actually, if I hadn't deliberately eliminated the remnants of Mu Dun afterwards, there would still be a lump of wood when I returned to the venue."