Dungeons and Dragons: I was kicked out of the team by the brave author: Shuangshuangpuppet
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Protagonist: Richard
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Introduction: [Western Fantasy, Summoning, Brawl of Resentments, Dungeons and Dragons, DND, Legendary Mage]
The legendary summoning mage Richard was fired and driven away from the brave adventure team on the grounds that there could not be a second male in the team.
Then, Richard successfully became the biggest obstacle to the brave adventure team, the enemy of mankind, the friend of the evil god, and the friend of the Lich King.
Because he summoned the brave mother and girlfriend to his home.
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Chapter 1 The brave man wanted to open a harem, so he drove away the half-step legendary archmage.
"So, Mr. Richard, you are fired."
The brave man said to Richard.
Richard was stunned for a moment, then for a moment, and fell into incredible confusion.
"Didn't you hear, common man Richard, you're fired!" Another arrogant voice came from in front of Richard.
Richard looked up.
It's a pair of big, big headlights.
The red-haired woman in a luxurious skirt almost thrust her chest into Richard's face.
The high-beam headlights swayed, causing Richard to squint his eyes.
The woman dressed as an aristocratic knight noticed Richard's gaze, put her hands on her hips and shouted loudly, "How disgusting, commoner Richard, you are as dirty as ever."
Richard ignored her, looked past the woman with a shabby body, and asked the flying hero who looked like a straw bag: "Um, flying hero, can I know the reason?"
To be honest, Richard, as a [-]th-level Summoning Faction Archmage, a rare and powerful half-step legend, is like a big daddy in any adventure team.
And this flying hero who is lazy, eats, drinks, whores and gambles is only at level nine, which is comparable to the elite slime at a [-]-[-] level.
You must know that during the three years of travel, Richard took care of the powerful enemies, provided the funds for the trip, and took care of trivial matters such as accommodation and camping.
It can be said that the adventure life of the brave man and other team members in the past three years is no different from vacation. They even gained ten pounds together!
Therefore, Richard could not figure out why this flying hero wanted to drive him away.
If you have masochistic tendencies, Richard can satisfy him!
"The reason?" The brave man shrugged and responded as he should:
"It's very simple. I hope that I am the only man in the team, so that it is easier to open a harem. You are also a man, do you need me to explain? And don't call me the Flying Hero, Richard, you are so disrespectful to me!"
Richard was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and wanted to refute.
But the words were still lingering in his throat, and after repeated deliberation, he swallowed them back.
Damn, that seems like too much reason.
No loopholes can be found, no flaws can be found.
The brave man continued: "And after your battle with the legendary vampire queen, your strength dropped to the point where you are only [-]-[-] equal to me, and you are no longer worthy of being in the team. You are too weak, Richard."
"Huh?" Richard was instantly angry.
Why is Richard forced to fight the legendary vampire?
It's not like this flying b-flying hero recklessly opened someone's coffin, forcibly woke her up and verbally molested her, and even took her on a date under the sun.
You still argue that you are not evil, but that horse is a light-hating vampire!
If you don't want to be a bitch, do you want me to have sex with her and fall down the level and become seriously injured?
Now he is even preparing to kill the donkey!
The female knight who was ignored by Richard raised her index finger and said arrogantly and meanly:
"What's more important is that as noble as I am, the thought of getting along with a commoner like you day and night makes me want to die. And you didn't even say good morning to me today. I'm very angry. I'll take note of this grudge first."
Richard laughed angrily: "Clintina, why didn't you die when you were thrown into the tentacle hatching pool? I clearly remember that when I rescued you, your face was bright red and your legs were wet... "
"Shut up Richard." Clintina's face turned red, her legs were tightly closed, and she shouted loudly to stop her, "I've told you many times, according to my investigation, the gender of that nest of tentacles is the mother!"
The brave man interrupted this awkward topic in time and urged: "That's enough, Richard, you can leave. Wait, remember to keep all your gold coins and equipment."
"Gold coins? When did you pay me?" Richard asked with wide eyes.
A female priest in the team put her hands together and said innocently and piously:
"Mr. Richard, yesterday we went to the casino together and lost all our underwear to a few orcs and dwarfs. We didn't eat all day. But I think this must be God's will and a test given to us by God. Ah. Sneeze! There is a leak in the center of the leg."
Richard was so shocked!
Why do you, the priest of Sullun, the goddess of the moon, go to a casino opened by orcs? Aren't you afraid of being punished by God?
"By the way, where's Kursa?" Richard asked helplessly, "Why don't you see her?"
Another female magician took a sip of high-strength soju and said drunkenly:
"In order to temporarily raise money, we mortgaged her broken leg to the casino. To redeem her, we need about 50 copper coins, and the period is three days. After three days, she may be killed by kobolds, goblins, or monsters. Let Lime buy it and have children, maybe she will be the mother of a hundred children now."
Richard suddenly felt very tired.
What a bunch of resentful people.
If it weren't for being sealed by the Vampire Queen, it would take two months to recover.
Richard really wanted to inject his patriotic genes into this group of female team members who were full of bad habits and had no time to drink, gamble, fight, run away, and betray their teammates in front of the brave men.
Unfortunately, now that his summoning technique is sealed, his physical strength cannot defeat even a goose, so he can only give in temporarily.
So Richard handed over his bulging bag of gold coins, cursed "I want to be a mother-in-law" to all the team members, and then slammed the door and walked out.
Richard swears he will do what he says!
Before leaving, Clintina, as a noble female knight, happily shook the pair of lower headlights and saluted him goodbye:
"Goodbye, dear common man Richard, I am very happy now, hum~"
Richard's back before leaving looked very lonely in the afterglow of the setting sun, with a sense of desolation that "it's been ten years in Hedong and ten years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty"...
shit!
it's out of the question!
The small-bellied chicken intestines are a traditional skill of noble mages.
In two months, the seal on Richard will be lifted, and his strength will return to the level of a half-legend.
At that time, Richard decided to give these female team members a little tauren shock in front of the brave men!
However, given that the average level of this group of people is only ⑨, their intelligence is not high either.
It is estimated that in less than two months, I will read the exciting news in the newspaper that the brave adventure team was wiped out and all the members were thrown into the kobold's lair to give birth to babies.
Chapter 2 So I adopted the brave man’s mother and girlfriend
The Ashe continent is very large, and the border of the Human Empire is some distance away from Richard's hometown, so it took a full month for Richard to successfully stand at the door of his ancestral home in Warm Winter City.
Then it seems a little different from what you thought?
Why can't I open the door with my key?
Could it be that the house was robbed?
You shouldn't be attacked by thieves. How can a thief change the lock after stealing something?
Richard suddenly had a bad feeling.
He turned around suddenly, and a huge club came towards him.
Richard felt his eyes go dark, and then he fainted.
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A young woman's mature voice woke up Richard: "Clintina, how did you knock him out?"
"I thought there was a thief, but who knew it was this commoner Richard! Sure enough, nothing good happens when you meet a commoner."
Clintina's arrogant voice made Richard feel that he might be dreaming, as if he had returned to the days when he was a nanny during the Brave Team.
A burst of coldness came, and Richard stood up suddenly. Suddenly, his vision went dark again, as if he had hit something.
Without even thinking about it, Richard knew what it was.
It's a headlight!
Clintina said loudly: "Richard, you are not only a commoner, but also a pervert! Let go of Mrs. Fran!"
Richard stood up, looked around and confirmed that this was his home. He stared at the unfamiliar plump woman in front of him expressionlessly, and then looked at Clintina, who was dressed with disdain and asked: "Why are you in my home?" ?”
Clintina said arrogantly: "Your property has been expropriated by me. Richard, have you forgotten that you are my subject? I can expropriate all your assets at will."
She pointed at Richard's head again: "Also, please get off Mrs. Fran now. You are riding on her. You must know that she is the mother of the brave man. Hey, where do you put your hands? Fran Madam is about to faint from being crushed by you!"
Richard got up from this soft woman with regret, thinking that he still had a month to recover his strength, smacked his lips sadly and said angrily:
He asked: "Clintina, why do you want to expropriate my manor? This is just a civilian's house. It has no advantages except that it is bigger, more luxurious, and more imposing."
Richard did not choose to drive Clintina and the brave mother out. After all, Clintina's father, Duke An, was extremely powerful.
Even if he regained all his strength, he would still be unable to compete with the Duke, so he could only sigh and ask why.
As a summoning mage among the nine major schools of mage, Richard himself is not a match for the noble knight Clintina except that he is healthier, longer-lived, more handsome, and [-] million points richer than ordinary people.
After all, all the abilities of the summoning mages focus on summoning creatures, and their actual strength is very weak.
The lady who was knocked down by Richard sat weakly on the ground, with red eyes, and said in embarrassment and panic: "I'm really sorry, except for you, we really..."
Clintina immediately covered Mrs. Fran's red lips, and still said arrogantly: "I just fell in love with your manor. You don't need to ask so many questions. We are hungry now. Is there anything to eat?"
Her fiery red hair was obviously much duller than a month ago, and her golden eyes could not hide the tiredness. Pieces of her luxurious skirt had fallen off, and her two pairs of iron boots seemed to be dug out of the mud.
At the moment, Clintina seems to have completely failed to display her proud and self-sufficient aristocratic manner, which is very abnormal.
As for Richard, who had been running the Chamber of Commerce for ten years before joining the Brave Team, he was already a veteran, so this little detail obviously couldn't be hidden from him.
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