Dungeons & Dragons: I was kicked out of the team by Brave

But this must be my own problem.

After all, I thought that I was just a boring mage who stayed in the mage tower all day long, had no future at all, and had to dig holes in the wild in the middle of the night to fight for food with wild dogs for a few corpses.

I don't understand the trends and behavior of today's young people at all. Because of magic, I changed my body into a cold and gloomy temperament, which is hard to get in touch with. I can only die alone alone.

I finally mustered up the courage to step out of the mage tower, but I encountered such a dangerous situation again.

Sure enough, he was just an unlucky guy who was favored by the goddess of misfortune and was barely legendary. It was of no use at all.

And it also affects his teammates.

Alas, if I had known earlier, I wouldn't have come out. If I had known earlier, I would have been thicker-skinned and would have died in my mentor's mage tower.

I am so tired. There is too much useless fat from the first rib to the seventh rib on my chest, which makes it difficult to move. It also hurts during strenuous exercise.

The Necromancer was squatting alone in the corner, feeling sorry for himself.

Suddenly I missed my school days. At that time, I was not proficient in necromancy, my temperament was not as gloomy as now, and I had a good summoner roommate to accompany me to class.

Unfortunately, due to an accident, everything is different.

Chapter 20 Come out, [Brave Dad]!

The necromancer fell into deep regret under such harsh circumstances.

If I had been stronger at that time, something like that wouldn't have happened.

When that roommate was expelled from the college and invited me to join his adventure team, I, who had no concept of friendship at the time, rejected him on the grounds of studying spells.

I heard from my former classmates that my roommate is doing well now. He has opened a small business association, and has gathered a group of team members with the same low quality as him. He is accompanied by a rare and beautiful moon elf. royal family.

He must have no need for him at all. After all, the Necromancer is a heretic in the overall order of the Ashe continent, and no one wants to get close to him and cause criticism.

Oh, I miss that roommate so much, my only friend, the roommate who disguised herself as a woman and sneaked into the girls' dormitory to be in the same room with me in order to get a girlfriend, but nothing happened.

If I had known earlier, I would have gone on an adventure with him, even if humanity's secrets were not discovered, it wouldn't have mattered.

"Lilinu, you are in a daze again." Kursa walked to her side, "Are you feeling uncomfortable? The brave man is asking us to go deep into this mine. Can you summon a pathfinding creature? It doesn't matter. It's not too demanding. Just creatures that can walk.”

Lilinu asked cautiously: "I can only wake up skeletons, can you accept it?"

Kursa glanced at the priest and said casually: "Of course. Anyway, the brave said that this is a legal act, so don't worry. At least I don't discriminate against necromancers. Of course, the premise is that you will not become the Lich King."

"Okay then, I'll summon a smaller one." Lilinu recalled the undead creatures she controlled and chose a human skeleton that had recently been corrupted.

Following the chanting of the spell to awaken the dead, a skeleton emitting golden light emerged from the ground. The unique divine power belonging to the Church of Dawn made everyone look at each other.

I always feel like, is Lilinu digging into the grave of Dawn Church?

Kursa coughed, bit her ear and asked, "Lilinu, where did your skeleton come from? Your methods are a bit dirty!"

Lilinu also whispered: "Ah, didn't the Lord Brave say that I can drive the undead at will? When the Brave took us to visit the Hall of the Souls of Dawn Church, I found that the bones of the Brave's dead father had signs of corruption. .”

Kursa immediately pushed Lilinu into the corner and said with a horrified expression: "So you dug up the grave of the hero's father in front of the statue of Lathander!"

Lily said calmly: "Yes, is there a problem?"

Kursa was so anxious that she could hardly form words: "What you are doing is tantamount to directly blaspheming Lathander himself!"

"That's not right, Kursa. Apparently your belief in the Church of the Dawn is not sincere enough!" Lilinu, a necromancer, clasped his hands and said piously, "The brave man told me personally that what I am doing is not driving the undead and desecrating the bones. , but summoning heroic spirits."

"The more devout believers will be more happy about this. You see, the brave man, as the favored person of Lathander, must be the most devout person in Lathander. So I made a Heroic Spirit Glory Summon to his father, and he will definitely feel It's such an honor. A brave man would be happy that his father's bones can be enslaved by me, a glorious brave member, oh no, it's a summons."

"Furthermore, I openly dug up the corpse in front of the statue of Lathander at night, and he didn't impose any divine punishment at all. Isn't this tacit approval?"

Lilinu had a pious and serious attitude, as if she was completely unaware of where she was wrong.

This devastated Kursha.

She has never seen a person as pure black as Lilinu.

Kursa could only give repeated orders, and sternly warned Lilinu: "This matter must not be spread outside, especially not to the brave, do you know?"

Who knows how crazy the double-standard mentally retarded brave man will be when he hears this.

The brave man appeared next to the two of them with a righteous look on his face, and said righteously: "I heard everything about what should not be told outside."

Kursa was startled, then she reacted immediately, pulled out the dagger from her waist and made a fighting stance: "Ah, Lilinu, run, I'll cover you, he's going to avenge his father's murder!"

"Why are you running, what kind of person am I?" the brave man yelled, "Now that Lilinu has joined our team, she is no longer a necromancer, but a summoner of heroic spirits. All her actions are the tacit approval of Lathander .”

"Even if my biological father was summoned, I am just happy. This shows that his bones were used by Feiwu instead of being buried in the Hall of Valor waiting to die. Lilinu did a very good job, now please drive my great father Sir, please help us find a way!"

The brave man's face was full of filial piety and he said: "I believe that if he knew anything about the kingdom of heaven, he would definitely agree with it. By the way, my father was once a legendary paladin. His bones must be very strong. The ribs can be removed and used as swords and pelvises." It can be made into a shield, and the skull can also be used to entertain and entertain, and it will definitely become a decisive force in future adventures.”

And the future!

Kursa's face was full of collapse. She looked at Lilinu as if asking for help. Her face was full of brilliance, as if she really thought of herself as the so-called Summoner of Heroic Spirits.

As for the priests and mages, they all praised: "As expected of the brave man, you are so thoughtful. At first we suspected that you were just coveting Lilinu's unique temperament and kept it aside. Now it seems that everything has a deep meaning. , we are too superficial.”

It's over, it's over.

Kursa knelt in the dirt with her head in her hands, chewed a mouthful of bitter dirt, and forced her brain to clear up.

But things have come to this, there is nothing to say.

Lilinu drove the [Brave Daddy] at the front. The entrance to the mine was very short, and the group had to bend down to barely pass.

But the brave man seemed to have swept away the decline, and he kept commenting: "It seems that this is a copper mine, with dwarf footprints, and isolated from the world, so as a brave man, I unilaterally declare that this mine belongs to the brave. "

Kursa retorted: "Those are dwarves. Their combat effectiveness is not low. They also have all kinds of weird muskets to assist them. How can we defeat them?"

The brave man said confidently: "It doesn't matter. I just need to reveal my identity. They will agree. Don't ask me why. I think this is the confidence of the Dawn Church!"

Do you think it's still time for Richard and Clintina to be around, so you can have fun as you please.

Kursa sincerely missed Richard, and then looked at the clumsy Lilinu uncertainly.

Lilinu smiled sinisterly back at her, but Kursa could tell that it was actually a giggle.

Kursa suddenly suspected that Lilinu would be the new nanny of the Brave Team who appeared to replace Richard, right?

Sure enough, all of this was part of your plan, Lathander!

How unfathomable, God of the Morning!

Chapter 21 If life deceives you, it will continue to deceive you

As the mine goes deeper, the tunnel becomes larger and larger.

The winding branch road made the brave team completely confused. Later, according to the priest's suggestion, they used dice to determine the direction, which won the unanimous approval of most people, including Lilinu.

Of course, Kursha is still a small part.

Anyway, now Lilinu has fully integrated into the brave team with all mentally retarded members.

It would be better to say that it was just right for Lilinu's inexperienced mind to integrate into the brave team that was almost like a kindergarten.

After walking for about half an hour, the random throwing of dice actually played a role in finding the way.

The group finally arrived at the underground mine where mining was officially started, where hundreds of dwarves were working hard with hammers.

Various planks, elevators and oversized furnaces all indicate that this is a mature mine.

Facing the uninvited guests from the brave group, the dwarf showed surprisingly calmness.

There was neither a direct siege nor a grand banquet. The entire tribe seemed to be lost in confusion, as numb as "Brave Dad". There was no unnecessary expression on the face. The only meaning of life was mining.

In addition to the dwarves, there were also many humans, wearing robes and looking indignant.Sometimes he cried loudly, sometimes he laughed, but he did not dare to pause the spells in his mouth and hands, as if he was afraid of delaying the construction period.

Regardless of whether they are dwarves or humans, they all chant in their mouths without exception: "Pay off the debt, pay off the debt, and work for another 100 years, and I can clear the debt."

It can be said that the entire mine is in deep depression, like a dark kiln.

Occasionally, a few human mages would cry heartbreakingly:

"Black kiln, black kiln! I quit, I want to go home. I haven't slept for three days. In these three days, I drew [-] [fossils into mud] magic circles. Even the legendary mage used this spell No one can be as proficient as me."

"Three years, three whole years, do you know what I have been doing these three years? I have been drawing the [Fossils to Mud] formation every day!"

Of course, there are also dwarves who can't stand the pressure, drop their hammers, kneel on the ground and cry loudly:

"Blind boxes harm people. Blind boxes harm people. I shouldn't borrow money from my clan to buy blind boxes. As the leader of the clan, I am guilty. I am guilty!"

"Patriarch, don't cry, patriarch. Let's go find that profiteer Aka again. We will directly overdraw the hard labor of 200 years later to buy blind boxes in large quantities. This time, we will definitely be able to open a treasure that will turn the clan around."

"Blind box, I want a blind box!"

Such riots quickly subsided, and were often stopped by fellow tribesmen, quickly and accurately.

Because the mine implements a joint-service system, if one person makes a mistake, the whole class will be punished, and hard labor will be increased at the same time. Oh no, it is a mandatory employment period.

"Don't be sad, don't cry. If life deceives you, it will definitely continue to deceive you! Although life will deceive you, the blind box will not! The Star Chamber of Commerce will always be your loyal and good partner!"

A humanoid puppet wrapped in a pineapple seemed to be the supervisor of the mine. He waved the whip in his hand to create a sonic boom and said in a mechanical voice: "Great news. In order to cater to the urgent needs of the employees for blind boxes, the Star Chamber of Commerce Sister Aka has made huge concessions for you all!”

"From today on, all your wages will be replaced by blind boxes. This is a fully developed high-tech blind box. It has a [-]% chance of winning the first prize, eliminating compulsory employment... and eliminating hard labor. identity, and from then on obtain the citizenship of the underground city and become a second-class citizen of the astral underground city.”

"Now we invite yesterday's mining star to appear. These three cannon fodder teams composed of dwarves and humans went deep into the mine tunnel filled with explosive gas yesterday and rescued our precious mining equipment. Sister Aka was very moved, so Especially exempting them from ten years of hard labor!”

So three skeletons belonging to dwarves and humans were moved to the center of the mine. The weak burning soul fire in their skulls meant that they were still alive, but they had just turned into undead creatures.

"You may be confused, how can you mine when they have turned into skeletons? But please don't worry, there is a huge corpse pit in the Star Dungeon, which can turn half-dead people into undead creatures and continue to shine."

"So please don't worry about the day when you won't be able to live long enough to finish the hard labor. We have a one-stop service! Please don't lament that life is hard. You must know that there are more creatures in the world who are even more miserable than you. They all Without speech, what right do we have to complain? Believe it, tomorrow will be better, my dear slag...miners!"

Accompanied by an exciting soundtrack and the exciting mechanical sound of the Pineapple Puppet, all the miners seemed to be pumped and worked harder to mine.

This group of creatures who are enslaved by blind boxes firmly believe that as long as they continue to buy blind boxes, they will one day turn around.

Live to buy blind boxes.

This oppressive and fanatical atmosphere shocked all the brave members except Lilinu.

Only Lilinu scanned the entire forbidden mine with bright eyes. It was more disciplined than the corpse pit cemetery that she secretly cultivated, and she felt envious.

It turns out it can still be like this, learned from it!

Lilinu felt that her heart, which had not been beating for a long time, was rejuvenated. The mine that suppressed the twilight energy was the favorite of the necromancer. Compared with others who could not accept it, she felt like she was at home.

Isn't this the perfect corpse pit?

Living creatures are mined, and dead creatures are transformed into undead creatures.

The Star Chamber of Commerce is really morally corrupt and of low quality!

But, I really like it!