Dungeons & Dragons: I was kicked out of the team by Brave

"Why, who did you listen to?"

"A few human slaves, they said that beautiful girls can't poop, they can only excrete fragrant farts in rainbow colors."

"Fragrant fart? Then I really want to smell how good it smells. I don't want to think about this anymore. When I grab enough trophies this time, I will go home, get married and have children."

"Hey, shut up. I heard that this is unlucky. The goddess of misfortune always likes to hear this!"

The frost giant patrol was chatting when they suddenly heard a human cry for help.

They scratched their heads.

"Are you hungry? Want something to eat?"

"Row."

The chaotic evil frost giants treat humans exactly like humans treat pigs and dogs, just simple livestock.

Soon the walking Frost Giant patrol saw a woman wandering blankly in an abandoned village.

There was a golden light on this woman's body, which made her look a little dazzling.

"That's not right, Da Bang, take out that portrait."

"Could it be the Saint of Lathander? It's not such a coincidence."

The leading frost giant took out the portrait and compared it with the woman who appeared inexplicably in front of him. It felt a little similar, but a little different.

"Big stick, I can't tell what human beings look like, come and see."

"What's the matter? Humans don't all have two eyes, one nose and one mouth. I think she does!"

"But don't we also have two eyes, a nose and a mouth?"

"Don't worry about it, Saint or not, just try her large intestine sashimi and you will know. The smelly ones are not, but the non-stinky ones are!"

"You are indeed one of the wisest men in our tribe. I'm afraid I will never be able to figure out this plan that is comparable to the devil."

The two frost giants underestimated the enemy. They did not report this unconventional woman to the snake demon chief, but prepared to enjoy it themselves.

When they were five meters closer to the woman, a long knife suddenly stabbed out from the shadows, neatly cutting off the heads of the three frost giants.

With a thud, three heads fell to the ground so fast that the frost giants didn't even react.

"Da Bang, what's going on? Why did you suddenly kiss me? I don't like you!"

"Hey, if you look sideways, our heads are off."

"You mean, we're going to die?"

"If we are indeed frost giants, we will indeed die if our head falls off."

"This is terrible. I'm still thinking about going back and getting married to Kardashian."

"Wait a minute, isn't Kardashian my wife?"

"I'm sorry, good brother, that day you invited me to your home. We both drank a lot of fake wine, and in the end we couldn't help but get a little impulsive. At that time, you were drunk and lay on the table. It happened that we were on top of the table..."

"You...well, forget it, your head has fallen off, I won't blame you. Uh-"

"That's what you said. Uh-"

Soon, the two frost giants that lost their heads lost their lives.

Mrs. Eve shouted with tears in her eyes: "Mr. Richard, I'm scared!"

"Madam, don't be afraid, you are doing so well."

In the small woods on the side, Richard and the crystal dragon in human form emerged.

And the shadow poking Mrs. Eve's face.

In the past three days, Richard, Eve, Shadow, Atrice, and Crystal Dragon formed a new adventure team, heading south and going deep into the Nordland where demons are entrenched.

In view of his limited number, limited physical strength, and limited magic power, Richard had no choice but to adopt a fishing strategy.

Use Lady Eve's saintly body as bait to lure powerful abyssal creatures deep in the Nord Territory.

For example, these two dead frost giants were both at level fifteen. Although they were not strong, they were thick-skinned and absolutely difficult to deal with.

In a normal battle, it would take the most lethal shadow 30 seconds to face these two frost giants.

30 seconds is very short, but it is also enough for some creatures to transmit the news of Richard and his party back to their upper-level captain, causing Richard's position to be exposed.

But through the underestimation caused by Mrs. Eve, Shadow only needed two swords to chop them all.

Until now, Richard has used the same method to kill many advanced abyssal creatures in sneak attacks.

As for whether the sudden death and loss of contact of such a high-level creature would arouse the suspicion of the demon army, it is obviously completely impossible.

The creatures in the abyss are inherently disordered and chaotic, and the level of internal self-inflicted wounds and killings is much more bloody than the invasion of Ashe.

It is most normal and reasonable for the demons to fight over a disagreement and cause rapid attrition.

The few demons that Richard and his group killed were nothing compared to their internal friction.

Therefore, Demon March has always focused on F2A and allin in one breath, rather than precise tactics.

Because they were completely unable to grasp the information about Richard and Mrs. Eve, the demons that were released in large numbers in the northern part of the Nord Territory had already started killing each other because they had not seen the smell of blood.

The longer time drags on, the greater the internal consumption of the Demon Legion will be, which will be more beneficial to Richard and subsequent reinforcements.

Mrs. Eve grabbed Richard's arm tightly and was determined not to take a step away. She bit her lip and asked, "Mr. Richard, can I be used as bait? They were planning to eat me just now!"

Mrs. Eve's legs were completely weak.

As a great saint who has never been wronged by the followers of Lathander, everything that happened in Nordland was obviously too exciting for her.

Richard gently hugged Mrs. Eve and comforted her: "Don't worry, madam, you don't have to be a bait anymore. The enemy is becoming more and more dangerous now, and I will never let you go deeper."

Mrs. Eve pressed her face against Richard's chest and rubbed it intimately.

Ying Shi said playfully: "Little master, when did your relationship become so good?"

While hugging Mrs. Eve, Richard stretched out an arm and said, "Ying, do you want it too? I don't mind. This half is still empty."

The film guard refused: "No, unless you can prove that you are my missing husband. Of course, at least now if you want to forcefully approach me, I can resist beating you."

Richard joked: "Maybe your missing husband is me. I just happen to have amnesia. This is the most common plot among bards. Maybe I will cross the river of time and fall into you in the future. The time when I was kicked out of the tribe, and then I fell in love with you.”

Ying said nothing, staring at Richard with faint eyes, as if he wanted to memorize every pore of his body.

Chapter 72 Temporary Hero, Richard

Because of Richard's jokes that he thought could ease the tension, the attitude of Ying, who was originally "a small breakup is better than a newlywed", immediately changed, and she began not to pay much attention to Richard.

Of course, Feng Ying didn't talk much, and there seemed to be no difference overall. She just stared at Richard indifferently.

However, Ying was still able to fulfill Richard's instructions conscientiously, and even struck more ruthlessly, causing the Crystal Dragon City to be whipped in pain.

As Richard and his party went deeper, there were more and more high-level demons in the depths of Nord Territory, and they even saw the legendary demon signboard - Barlow Balrog.

Fortunately, the huge Balor Fire Demon was sleeping, and Richard did not disturb its dream.

The closer we get to the Devil's Fortress, the more prominent a problem becomes.

That's Lady Eve.

The aura of holy light brought by the Saint of Lathander is like a little walking sun in the Nordland where demons are entrenched, and it is difficult to hide.

Even if Richard used his astral magic to cover up, it would be difficult to remain uncovered.

If you meet a legendary level demon, you will never be able to hide it.

So Richard decided to stop in this declining village.

You can't take Mrs. Eve any further, otherwise you will inevitably attract a large number of legends to surround you.

We are now about three hundred miles away from Wilderness City, the capital of Nordland, which is almost Richard's limit.

Although Lathander completely disrupted the spatial stability of Nordland, with the passage of time and Richard's many continuous experiments, he probably figured out the limit of the existing short-distance space transmission in this plane.

It is absolutely impossible to teleport across planes, but short-distance teleportation limited to this plane is not impossible.

After Richard's own astral magic power has been structured to a certain extent, it has the special characteristic of directly forming a world of its own.

In other words, the spatial coordinates of a creature enveloped in its own astral space are not only the Ashe continent, but also the star realm.

In this case, Richard can place a piece of astral space here, and then place it similarly in an area three hundred miles away, and he can perform directional summons.

The essence of this kind of summoning is to summon from the astral realm to the astral realm, not through the Nordland.

If Mrs. Eve steps into this mini star realm, Richard on the other end can take advantage of the Nordland's non-teleportation rules and conduct short-distance teleportation.

Three hundred miles is already Richard's limit. He can guarantee the absolute safety of Mrs. Eve.

When Richard came up with this method after Atlis' reminder, he felt that he was a genius!

However, the only drawback of this short-distance transmission method is that it consumes extremely mana.

An independent mini astral structure almost exceeds Richard's current limit.

He simply couldn't have done it alone without Atrice's micro-management assistance.

Moreover, the maintenance of this mini star realm requires one-half of its own magic power.

In other words, Richard needs to carry half of his magic power and continue to move towards Wilderness City, the capital of the Nord Territory in the south.

Then he went deep into the wilderness city and spent about half an hour constructing the second astral space in an extremely dangerous situation.

It's very difficult and you can't make a wrong move.

But that’s all we can do, after all, there’s not much time left.

Demons are not all fools.

After three days of siege and suppression, nothing was achieved. There will always be some demons who are better at guessing his bold behavior.

The closer we get to Wilderness City, the more we can feel the increase in patrols.

And Richard's current goal is to lick blood from his knife edge and race against death.

He must become a sharp knife, pierce deeply into the wilderness city, and then summon Mrs. Eve before the new encirclement network is closed.

Leave the rest to Lathander.

Richard was even moved by his fearless spirit.

But if it weren't for the fact that there was almost no possibility of survival through other methods, Richard would never have done such a heroic feat.