Siheyuan: I can simplify skills

It's a pity that there are no melon seeds and peanuts.

According to the development of the plot, Qin Jingru should appear on the stage.

Silly Zhu took the blame for the Jia family and took the opportunity to urge Qin Huairu to bring his cousin Qin Jingru over for a blind date with him.

But Shazhu never expected that Qin Huairu didn't want him to negotiate with Qin Jingru at all.

It was already determined that the fool stole the chicken.In the end, the old man turned the tide and turned stealing the chicken into serving the chicken for revenge.

Xu Yang likes to see these gentlemen with their faces, but they have the ugliest plans.

Xu Yang couldn't help but burst out laughing when he heard the old man say "waiting for revenge".

"Xu Yang, why are you laughing? Do you have a different opinion?" The second uncle was originally a little unconvinced that the first uncle was so partial to Silly Zhu.Taking advantage of this opportunity, push Xu Yang out.

Chapter 9 You want me to speak

"What opinions can I have? I admire the three uncles for being so fair and impartial." Xu Yang smiled disdainfully.

Yi Zhonghai glanced at Xu Yang. Xu Yang looked weird, obviously unconvinced by what he just said.He feels that he has everything under control and cannot tolerate others flouting his authority.

"If you have different opinions, you can also express your opinion. This is a hospital-wide meeting, and everyone in the hospital can express their opinions." Yi Zhonghai said.

"I thought the third uncle would decide the case in court and no one could get in the way?" Xu Yang said with a smile.

"I said this is a general meeting of the hospital, not a court. In the new society, we cannot have private courts." Yi Zhonghai said.

Xu Yang laughed: "Isn't it a private court? Actually, I think there are some things that can be solved in this courtyard, and some things cannot be solved in this courtyard. Otherwise, what if someone goes out to sue us in a private court in the courtyard that day? , that’s no small matter.”

"Why can't we hold a hospital-wide meeting to resolve the hospital's affairs?" Yi Zhonghai's face darkened.

The second uncle and the third uncle didn't look too good either.

If the matter is no longer resolved in the courtyard, won't the three uncles become decorations?

"Stealing chickens is a crime of theft. It violates the laws of the country. Crimes that violate the law are not trivial. The court is really not qualified to solve them. It has to be handled by the public security organs. If we do this in private, isn't it like setting up a private court and abandoning the country? Are you ignoring the law?" Xu Yang said.

Yi Zhonghai opened his mouth, but did not dare to continue. He rolled his eyes and said: "This matter was initiated by the second uncle at the hospital-wide meeting, and I didn't think about it in detail. However, Silly Zhu and Xu Damao did have conflicts. Xu Damao spread rumors privately and smeared Others are innocent. Is this also a crime?"

Xu Yang nodded: "That's not right. Master. Didn't I say that Shazhu didn't know who spread the rumor before? That's why he misunderstood me. He blocked me on the road yesterday and beat me up. He had already told Shazhu Do you know that the rumor was spread by Xu Damao?"

Yi Zhonghai's face turned dark and he had forgotten this incident.

"I just don't like you, so I'll beat you up. What's wrong?" Silly Zhu stood up suddenly and rushed over as if he was going to attack Xu Yang.

Several neighbors immediately rushed out and stopped He Yuzhu.

"That's the crime of intentional injury! Yesterday, it was the crime of intentional injury, and today it's the crime of theft. Master, are you still going to try this matter in this court?" Xu Yang asked.

Yi Zhonghai ignored Xu Yang and yelled at Silly Zhu angrily: "Silly Zhu! What are you doing? Do you have to make things bigger? Our courtyard has always been advanced. This is advanced, and every household has it. benefit."

"That's right, if you are rated as advanced, you will receive meat coupons at the end of the year. There are several taels of meat for the family! There are also various supplies." Yan Bugui quickly agreed.

"If word of this gets out, our progress will be ruined. Let's think about it!" Liu Haizhong said.

"You can't report the crime!" Jia Zhang was anxious.

If this matter is reported to the police, Banggeng will not be able to hide the chicken.

Xu Yang smiled: "Of course it is the three uncles who decide whether to report this matter. Whatever happens in the future, it will be the three uncles' responsibility. But I want to remind the three uncles. Theft is illegal, and covering up is also a crime! As for the theft, you all settled the case in the courtyard. This is a proper private execution hall. It is also a crime. As for filing a supplementary report, you can handle it yourself."

The three uncles looked at each other.

No one wants to leave a stain.

Yan Bugui was the most panicked and immediately said to Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong: "What happened today was a hospital-wide meeting initiated by Old Liu, right?"

Liu Haizhong was anxious: "It's none of my business! It was Xu Damao who found me."

Xu Yang laughed loudly: "What kind of stupid case did you think you three uncles solved? Is the chicken stewed by Shazhu's family really the chicken that was lost by Xu Damao's family? You all know it in your heart. The whole compound of our compound has been destroyed." Are you all stupid? The hens in Xu Damao's family must be at least two kilograms. When they are slaughtered, is that all? Where are the chicken heads? Where are the chicken wings, chicken legs, chicken butts, and chicken feet? There are also no chicken internal organs. Silly Where did Zhu’s chicken come from? I can’t say anything without evidence, but it definitely doesn’t belong to Xu Damao’s family.”

Silly Zhu stole the chicken, so naturally he would not dare to steal any of these characteristic parts, as any of them might be suspected by the factory leaders.

"Yes, this half of the chicken is not even there." Yan Bugui took a closer look at the chicken in the pot.

Bangszhong's eyelids twitched, he had already seen this.I originally wanted to lead everyone to Sha Zhu for stealing public property in the canteen.But with Yi Zhonghai here, he didn't dare to use his strength.

"How do you know this is not mine? Maybe Shazhu hid everything else for dinner." Xu Damao was not convinced.

"When did you feed your chickens in the morning?" Xu Yang asked.

"It seems to be around nine o'clock. I fed him after breakfast." Lou Xiao'e said.

"By this time, Shazhu should have already gone to work in the factory, right?" Xu Yang said.

"Of course it goes without saying that the cafeteria will order at eight o'clock on time." Shazhu said disdainfully.

"Si Zhu came back from get off work in the afternoon. This courtyard should be full of people. Not to mention that there is no chance to steal the chicken. Even if you steal the chicken, you don't have time to kill it, and you can't clean it after killing it. There is no way to hide the chicken feathers." Xu Yang smiled.

"It wasn't Sha Zhu who stole it. Could it be that someone outside stole it?" Xu Damao quit and let Sha Zhu go. Where could he find the chicken thief?

"Actually, it's very simple to find the real chicken thief." Xu Yang looked around the courtyard.The three children of Qin Huairu's family didn't come out, which would make them feel guilty.

"Then tell me, how can we find the chicken thief?" Xu Damao asked.

"I guess your hen has long since died. But if the thief eats the chicken, it will always leave a smell on his body, especially on his hands. If he catches the chicken, it will leave a smell, even if he uses soap. Even if you wash them, it's impossible to clean them completely. You only need to smell the hands of everyone in this courtyard one by one, and you can find them. No one should kill chickens today," Xu Yang said.

"That's right. After eating chicken, your hands must smell like chicken. Even if you wash them several times, they may not be clean."

"That's right, Xu Yang's brain is really good."

"I'm afraid I was turned on by Silly Zhu."

People in the courtyard were talking a lot.

The three uncles were very hesitant about reporting the crime.

Unexpectedly, Xu Yang presented a new problem.

Silly Zhu quit: "I have already admitted that I stole Xu Damao's chicken. Xu Yang, what do you want to do?"

"Silly Zhu, you are so eager to admit stealing the chicken. It seems that the origin of your chicken is very problematic!" Xu Yang laughed.

"You're talking nonsense! I just stole Xu Damao's chicken. I'm just waiting for an opportunity to take revenge." Silly Zhu said.

"You said you stole Xu Damao's chicken, then tell me, how did you steal it? When did you steal it? Where was it slaughtered, where were the feathers, and where did the rest of the chicken go? You won't tell me that you even stole the chicken feathers Did you eat all the chicken manure and chicken manure?" Xu Yang looked at Silly Zhu jokingly.

The people in the courtyard burst into laughter.

Chapter 10 Ginger is old and spicy

Xu Damao started to smell them one by one.It feels like a humanoid police dog.

The neighbors in the courtyard were also very cooperative. Since they didn't steal, they were naturally happy to get rid of suspicion.

Silly Zhu's hand definitely smells like chicken, but it's not very strong.

He only touched the chicken but did not eat it.

Although Xu Damao ate at the same table with his boss today, he didn't dare to pick up vegetables and only ate a small piece of chicken.I didn’t touch it with my hands, so I couldn’t smell the chicken on my hands.

When it comes to the Jia family, they are not very cooperative.

"Qin Huairu, why don't your children come out?" Xu Damao asked.

"Our children haven't been out all afternoon, so there's no way they could steal your chickens," Jia Zhang said.

"That's not right. When I got off work in the afternoon, I seemed to see Banggeng and his two younger sisters wandering around the gate of the steel rolling mill." someone said.

"You're blind. That's not my child!" Jia Zhang cursed.

"Have your children stolen chicken? Just ask the three of them to come out and smell the smell of chicken on their hands. What a simple thing!" Xu Damao said.

"Why does my child make you suspicious for no reason? Is he bullying our Jia family orphans and widowed mothers?" Jia Zhang said directly.

However, the more violent Jia Zhang's reaction became, the more people in the courtyard felt that something was wrong with the Jia family.

"Qin Huairu, wouldn't it be over if you just brought you three children out? Everyone is waiting here. This is not directed at anyone. After all, Xu Damao's family lost their chickens, wouldn't it be better if everyone eliminated the suspicion. This yard has been here for so many years I have never lost anything before, but this time I lost an old hen!" Liu Haizhong said.

In fact, Yi Zhonghai had guessed it a long time ago, so he and Xini asked Silly Zhu to take the blame for Banggeng, and then helped Silly Zhu cover up the fact that he stole chicken from the canteen.It's like killing two birds with one stone.But I didn't expect that Xu Yanglai would be so aggressive.It disrupted all his plans.

But Yi Zhonghai is not a simple person.

"For this matter, Xu Damao, why don't you go and report the case, saying that your family has lost a chicken? Silly Zhu, Qin Huairu, you should also go and report the case, saying that someone is spreading rumors behind your back to destroy your innocence. Just deal with it how the police will deal with it. Xu Yang said it right Yes, this kind of thing is beyond the control of us uncles. Otherwise, it will really become a private court." Yi Zhonghai winked at Sha Zhu and Qin Huairu.

Qin Huairu understood immediately.

Silly Zhu was still a little panicked, worried that if he really went to report the crime, he would be doomed.

"Si Zhu, let's go report the crime. Today we have to make Xu Damao shed a layer of skin." Qin Huairu pushed Si Zhu calmly.

Silly Zhu was not stupid. Although he didn't think about it, he knew one thing very clearly, that is, Yi Zhonghai would definitely not harm him.

Xu Damao panicked and went to report the crime. He Yuzhu might not have stolen the chicken.But if He Yuzhu and Qin Huairu went to report the crime, the blame would definitely fall on his butt.Keeping someone innocent is no small matter these days.He still wanted to climb up.Once this happens, even if he can hold on to his job, his future promotion path will be completely blocked.

"Silly Zhu, Qin Huairu, don't say goodbye. This is my fault. I shouldn't say anything about you behind your back. I won't pursue the matter of stealing chickens. Don't sue me either." Xu Damao ran over quickly. Block the way of Shazhu and Qin Huairu.

"You lost the chicken, you go and report your case. Our innocence has been slandered, let's go and sue them. If we don't sue, it seems like it will be confirmed that I stole your chicken." Silly Zhu is now He finally understood the genius of Yi Zhonghai's move.He was sure that Xu Damao didn't dare to gamble.

"Don't, don't, don't. You didn't steal the chicken. It ran away. No, no, no, I didn't lose any chickens. There was only one chicken in my house. I will also give you the other one, as I am apologizing to you." Xu Damao said .

"Xu Yang, did you hear clearly? Xu Damao didn't throw away the chicken at all. Xu Damao gave us a hen as an apology. I will go to dinner later, and the three uncles will have a drink together." Silly Zhu said proudly said.

"Silly Zhu, you have solved this matter. There is still another problem that has not been solved. Where does your chicken come from? It would be bad if you don't explain this clearly, right? You are the chef in the canteen, if you don't tell Where does the chicken come from? Everyone will think you stole public property from the canteen." Xu Yang said with a smile.

"You fart! I picked up this chicken on the road! I suspected that a thief stole Xu Damao's chicken. When he saw me, he panicked and threw away a piece of chicken." He Yuzhu looked at Xu Yang proudly.

"Whether you all believe it or not, I believe it. You three gentlemen, you will have food and drink later, so you don't need to continue the meeting, right? I'm going back then." Xu Yang went home carrying the chair.

The one who is most dissatisfied now may be Lou Xiao'e.

"What did you do? We lost a chicken and couldn't find it, so we have to pay for another chicken." Lou Xiao'e said dissatisfied.

"It's nothing if I don't pay compensation. If they go to report the crime, I won't be able to eat and walk around." Xu Damao cried with a sad face, watching Sha Zhu snatch the remaining old hen from his chicken coop.

"Why are you going to report the crime? The most you can do is to be criticized and educated. Their stealing of chickens is much more serious than your spreading rumors." Lou Xiao'e said dissatisfied.

"The chief of the Propaganda Section will be promoted soon, and the position will be vacant. As long as your dad goes to Secretary Yang and tells him, I will be sure. On the joint bones, if something like this happens to me, wouldn't it be like a chicken flying egg? Wait for me Once you become the section chief, let's see how I deal with Silly Zhu, and by the way, Xu Yang. They are all such bastards, and Silly Zhu would have to pay me compensation. And that pot of chicken." Xu Damao was very depressed.

Silly Zhu was very proud and felt that he had made a lot of money today.I ate a chicken from Xu Damao's house in vain.

Xu Damao came back from the movie and brought two hens, which were very squeaky.Now let’s see how you behave.

"Master, thank you for your move today. You have mastered Xu Damao and made him obedient. No matter how cunning Xu Yang is, he is not enough for you." He Yuzhu said with a smile.