Crashing the game console, I really didn't want to cheat the marriage

Crash game console, I really didn't want to cheat marriage Author: The Melancholy of Panda

Summary:

Mo Yi, who came to the Honkai world, with the help of the Honkai game console, obtained all kinds of invincible stigmata and tiles - the toilet war god Hisoka, the scarlet king Uchi, the magic cat Kuppy...

He was going to marry Binglu Anna and live a peaceful life, but he gradually discovered that the plots of the games he played seemed to be authentic?

"The Rising of the Goose"

Mo Yi: When the sun sets, it is the time of my death. Before that, let me show you what an arrow that shatters a star is!

Bianca: Stop it, this is my theatrical version!

"Magical Girl Gracie"

Gracie: Those who have hoped so far, I don't want them to cry, I hope they can all smile to the end.The rules that hinder these, I will break, I will change - this is my wish.Please make it happen, Kewpie!

Cupid Yi: I understand the principles of saving the world, but how do you want me to endure all of this? If saving you is a sin, let me be the sinner.

"Miss Alicia, who is good at teasing people, wants me to confess my love ~ the unpredictable pink fairy lady is not only cute"

Alicia: Alicia has always loved everyone, but occasionally I want to try the feeling of being loved~

Chapter 1: Don't you still have life, Kiyana!

Collapsed World, the city where the Floating Island of Destiny Headquarters is located, Vienna.

"Reincarnation~ Your hand penetrates my entire chest, and memory and love fill my heart at this moment. All the words that I never said in my previous life, who is unshakable in your heart?..."

Walking out of the entrance of the supermarket, humming a song from a foreign country, with a head of jet-black broken hair, his handsomeness and talent radiate out, even the sun can't help squinting his eyes when he sees the sun, who is it?

That's right, it's me, Mo Yi!

Mo Yi is not from the collapsed world, but a foreigner who crossed over from another world for some insignificant reason. Of course, he is not despicable, and he was even miserable at first.

As soon as he came to this world, he encountered the "Honkai" that the Honkai world had to taste, and fell directly in the ruins. When he was about to give up treatment, he was rescued by Anna Shaniat, the Valkyrie of Destiny.

As for whether the other party took the initiative to rescue Mo Yi, or the other party was so scared that he ran away, and when Mo Yi heard the sound of footsteps, he stretched out his hand from the ruins and grabbed the other party's calf and did not let go, so he was rescued... It doesn't matter anymore.

After all, when he came to a foreign country and was about to die in despair at the beginning, he was finally rescued by the other party. This is an objective fact, isn't it?

What's more, Mo Yi's cheat 'Broken Game Machine' didn't arrive until after he was rescued.

Without Anna, Mo Yi would become one of the death lists in "Manila Collapse", whose identity and name cannot be found.

After experiencing the Manila Honkai, although Mo Yi did not die, he was also infected with Honkai. When he waited for the god of death to come to his door in despair, he met the Raven of the World Snake, and the newly arrived 'Honkai' Game machine', he successfully blended into the world snake, setting a record for the shortest promotion to a world snake cadre.

Mo Yi boldly guessed that this had something to do with the words "no matter what the price is paid, human beings will surely defeat Honkai" engraved on his back. This great loyalty, Gray Snake saw it, and shouted that this son has the appearance of a world snake cadre .

And Mo Yi naturally stepped forward and shouted:

"Yi Piao spent half his life, and only hated not meeting the Ming Lord. If you don't give up, Yi is willing to worship as the boss."

It's not shabby to eat.

Mo Yi learned that the world's snake boss is a former civilized hero Kevin Kaslana who was trapped in the sea of ​​quantum, and that Gray Snake was just a talker when the other party was away, so naturally he would not worship him as a foster father.

If you want to worship, you have to worship the real boss, and you will stab your back in the future...

Bah, Mo Yi never thought about backstabbing.

Although Mo Yi’s previous world had information about the collapsed world, it’s a pity that he didn’t play games. He learned a lot of the content by reading a certain pink website. The world of painting style.

He knew that the heroine was called Paramecium, and Mo Yi's memory of the other party's "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" was still fresh.

There is also a purple-haired passer-by who can become stronger just by shouting 'I can't do anything'.

Yes, Bishop Otto, the number one green man and god of pure love, is also famous.

In addition, the known and remembered plot is also fragmented, but there is no Kansai——

Because Mo Yi didn't have the idea of ​​participating in the plot, it's not good to fight too much. Now he is a snake gangster in the three major organizations of the collapsed world, and he is also a cadre-level figure, which is comparable to being an insider Wang Qiang in the original world Countless times, what bicycle is needed, come to the new world, enjoy life a little bit, why not?

He, Mo Yi, was able to achieve today's achievements mainly because of his own efforts. Of course, the plug-in 'Honkai Game Console' also played the most important one percent role.

The Honkai game console, as the name suggests, is a game console. You can get the corresponding rewards by swiping out the game on it and playing the game. At present, the main reward is the 'character stigmata'.

When he got the Honkai game console, the other party gave Mo Yi an 'initial stigmata (whiteboard)', which was used to be compatible with the stigmata of various characters, and a stigmata called "Toilet War God Hisoka" was given by lottery.

The stigmata has two main functions, one is to allow Mo Yi to acquire Houkai adaptability and Houkai resistance, and the other is to allow Mo Yi to obtain the character's special abilities.

Under the effect of the stigmata, Mo Yi obtained Hisoka's ability, which was essentially the ability that Honkai could transform through the stigmata.

After all, Honkai can do anything.

Under the effect of the stigmata, Mo Yi, who was infected with Honkai, survived successfully. Of course, under the research and analysis of Gray Snake, he was not simply infected with Honkai energy, but was selected as the body of the Herrscher.

After working in the World Snake for a period of time, Mo Yi knew all kinds of Honkai common sense, and naturally knew the gold content of Herrscher. He thought that the other party would take action to clean him up, and shouted, "There is no place for you in this World Snake." Snake not only didn't do anything, but also looked very happy, chattering happily, "That lord is right, my task is completed", and took care of Mo Yi even more.

Mo Yi was very moved by this, and quietly eliminated the idea of ​​"a man lives in the world, how can he live in depression for a long time".

Later, Mo Yi received the task of going to the Destiny Headquarters to become a double agent of Honkai and World Snake. According to his plan, he should be admitted to the Destiny Headquarters under the arrangement of Gray Snake and become an employee there.

Unexpectedly, he met Anna Shaniat, a hot girl who rescued him from despair and darkness, so he changed his plan, approached Anna, and 'used' her to complete the task.

Mo Yi: Compared with being an ordinary employee of Destiny, Anna, who is close to the Shaniat clan of the three major families of Destiny, and became an A-level Valkyrie at a young age, is more likely to get useful information~~ Boss Gray Snake, you know me As a human being, how could he betray the World Snake if he swears that he will live forever with the Houkai?

Gray Snake: ⊙(?◇?)?

All in all, Mo Yi has become a good friend and tenant of the heart-beating little landlord Anna, and his current job is to help collect rent for a street under Anna's name. People in the world call him Brother Mo Yi.

Mo Yi walked out of the supermarket with the ingredients he bought, looked at the sunshine in the sky, and said to himself:

"It's still early~~"

Don't be afraid that Anna won't be able to prepare a meal before she goes home.

So Mo Yi took out his mobile phone from his pocket and prepared to play the game "Miracle Bugs" which he got from the "Hengkai Game Console". "Insects" can be placed on the mobile phone, and can be taken out to play at will.

"Miracle Bugs" is a cultivation game, and the object of cultivation is called Chongchong, no, it is Kiana Kaslana.

Mo Yi also thought it was the heroine in the collapsed world at first, but after some investigation, he found that the time in the game started a few years ago, and the opponent is now in Changkong City, and at the time he was, Changkong City had The third big collapse broke out, and it became a ruin, so I didn't think too much about it. As for whether it is a parallel world or something, I don't know.

Mo Yi held the ingredients in one hand, and took out his other hand. He opened "Miracle Bugs", and a cartoon character with two heads and white hair and double braids was displayed on the phone. Lying on the sofa, the cute onomatopoeic symbol of 'Z~Z~Z~' keeps popping out from the corner of his mouth.

Seeing this, Mo Yi seemed to see the happy smile of a sleeping cat at home, how should he play tricks today... well, to make your partner improve more than yesterday and become a useful person to society?

···

"Kiana, my lovely Kiyana—"

After delivering food for a day, Qiyana, who had finally returned home to sleep, heard a familiar and annoying voice in her mind.

"Qiana, you haven't finished your daily tasks today, so you can't rest yet."

Hearing Mo Yi's voice, Qiyana woke up immediately like a sleeping cat poked by its owner with a branch.

"Hun Dan, I delivered food for a day, now I'm going to bed, why not?"

"I'm burned out, if you have the ability, come and try the taste of delivering more than 1000 takeaways a day!"

Qiyana was very dissatisfied and beeped loudly, but she stood up honestly, because she had learned too many lessons in the past, and the other party could control her body to do various things with her voice.

In order to protect her purity from the guy who is greedy for her body, Qiyana chooses to be obedient. After all, she doesn't want to be rejected by the other party because of that kind of thing when she finds a girl she likes.

Mo Yi didn't care about Qiyana's complaints. After all, in his eyes, the other party was just a two-headed paper figure, so he even wanted to laugh and use more force to persecute her with words.

"When you say you burn out or something, it's just an excuse—"

Mo Yi's voice sounded in Qiyana's heart again:

"Aren't you still alive, Kiyana!"

Kiyana: "..."

"You devil!"

Mo Yi's voice became more cheerful, and he said with a smile:

"No, Athena is Kamita."

"Ahhh~~"

Qiyana was devastated and went to the bathroom, changed the delivery clothes she was wearing, put on new clothes, turned into a Catman, and prepared to hunt the dead men and Houkai beasts hidden in Changkong City.

"Sa~ let's hunt those who fall into the darkness."

Chapter 2: You're spying on me, Raven

"Then what's the price, Mo Yi?"

Facing Qiyana's question, Mo Yi thought he was not some kind of demon warlock, so naturally he didn't mean 'all of this', after all, he was just greedy for the other person's body.

In "Miracle Bugs", Kiyana can produce precious Honkai crystals for Mo Yi every day. This Honkai crystal is what Mo Yi uses to unlock new games, draw prizes, and purchase props in the "Honkai Game Console" Exclusive currency, take a sip if you have nothing to do, as long as the Honkai can withstand it, it will be very refreshing.

"Your body—"

Mo Yi told the truth like this, the other person was her humanoid gold mine, and the relationship between a boss and a wage earner only required the other party to complete the task, and did not require the other party to be grateful and give the other party the opportunity to work and contribute.

Kiyana: "..."

"Hey, Miss Ben will not give in!"

Good fellow, it turns out that Miss Ben’s body is really in love with me. Miss Ben has been wandering for so long, and I haven’t seen any scenes. It depends on how I eat your sugar coating and throw the cannonballs back, so I won’t marry you while taking advantage of others. Dangerous soul light.

At most, I will cheat a wife for you in the future.

···

The strong wind from high above blew on Kiana's face, waking her up from the memories of the past.

At this time, she had already changed into a combat uniform that was specially dispatched at night to fight against Houkai. It was mainly white, with orange sleeves on both sides, a windbreaker with a hood, and a pair of elastic tights suitable for combat. Yi got it from World Snake, and the fabric used to make combat uniforms is very suitable for combat.

As for why it is called Catman?

Because Qiyana wore a mask with a cat cartoon pattern on her face and a hood, it blocked her appearance in all directions.

Of course, except for fighting against the collapse, you have to be more careful. For the perception of ordinary people, the collapse of the world is still an ordinary modern society.