Crashing the game console, I really didn't want to cheat the marriage

During the task of Destiny to seize the second God's key "One Thousand Realms", Stan was sent by the World Snake to stop Rita. Dan Hammer flew out.

Facing the monster-like goose again later, Stan was so frightened that he kept his cat appearance and survived by being cute, and was later adopted by the goose.

Does the dumb goose know that Stan is a Honkai beast?

Sure, but isn't that better?

After all, Goose and Rita are the Valkyries of Destiny, and they always need to go out on missions. If you leave your pet at home, no one will take care of it. Honkai Beast, these are not problems.

As for whether Stan dared to betray Dull Goose?

Stan, who was blown away by the goose's punch, said he didn't dare to move.

Of course, Goose is also very good to Stan. Rita usually takes care of three meals a day, but for Stan, a pet, Goose goes online to learn how to make delicious cat meals, and prepares food for him by himself. .

Sister Tazi also became envious, Master Bianca has never treated her like this before!

"Stan, are you hungry?"

Silly Goose hugged Stan and sat on a public bench, waiting for Rita to come back. He soon smelled a scent, which was the scent of food coming from a breakfast restaurant not far away, so he thought about buying something to eat——

If you are not full, how can you beat a vixen and steal a man?

"I'm going to buy something to eat, you stay here, don't move around, I'll be back soon."

"Meow--"

In front of the dumb goose, Stan is naturally very well-behaved, but when the dumb goose leaves, Stan will "show his true form", and he won't hurt people or anything, but if he plays a prank on a stupid human being, and then sees the other party show an interesting look, But it happens all the time.

Stan glanced at the geese who were queuing up, jumped off the public bench, walked around, and saw an ordinary man within a few steps. Although it was strange to see a man in the Valkyrie Academy, there was also Otto at the headquarters of the Destiny , isn't it?

What really caught Stan's attention was that there was a pink cat on the opponent's lap, and the opponent was holding a steamed stuffed bun in both hands, and he was eating it, acting cute over and over again.

In all his life, Stan couldn't see the people of his own race suffering humiliation and stealing life in front of human beings.

Stan: Have you forgotten how humans treat us?

Of course, Stan would stay in front of Dull Goose, that was an expedient measure, and this was also a task entrusted to him by the World Snake, whether others believed it or not, Stan himself believed it anyway.

The more he watched, the more angry he became, so Stan decided to teach Mo Yi and Mo Qi a good lesson. The way of teaching the lesson was to snatch away their buns, let them chase it, lead them around in circles, and piss them off.

It's a pity that Stan's first step failed. He came out of the cage and jumped at the steamed bun that Mo Yi put aside, trying to take it away, but he was spotted by Mo Yi who reacted, and then a Mo Yi version of "Na It's enough to be warped', and a cat's paw slapped and flew out.

But Stan still didn't give up, and looked at the strange-haired fellow in front of him as if he was facing a big enemy.

Stan: How is this possible?Even if I maintain the form of a cat, its weight is several times heavier than a normal cat. How could such a small cat like the other party shoot me flying?

I can't accept .JPG!

Miao Qi looked at Mo Yi and found that her future husband was still on the phone. As a wife, she naturally couldn't allow wild cats who didn't know where they came from to harass Mo Yi.

Although Miao Qi didn't like to fight, she had nothing to be afraid of when she was about to fight. She could be reborn from the stigmata on Mo Yi's back even if she lost her head.

So Miao Qi jumped down and looked at Stan while eating the steamed stuffed bun, which frightened Stan so much that he couldn't move forward or retreat.

After Mo Yi and She She finished their phone call, Mo Yi discovered the situation here.

"Cats are sure to like it—"

Mo Yi rubbed his chin, and quickly came to such a conclusion.

He could tell that the cat in front of him was Honkai Beast. According to the normal situation, he would beat it to ashes, but judging by the appearance of the other party, he seemed to have an intelligence quotient and could communicate.

Pa Duo likes cats very much, but because he became a fusion fighter, he can't touch cats. Mo Qi is fine, but Mo Qi is a human being, not a real cat. Moreover, Mo Qi is a future wife. Give the cat a touch, Mo Yi Already very generous.

Then the Stan in front of him is the best substitute for canned food.

Now that he met Snake and Fu Hua in this era, Mo Yi naturally subconsciously felt that sooner or later he would meet other people, such as the cat Patuo who is best at fighting for life, so the fat cat in front of him will come in handy sooner or later .

"Hey, I know you can understand, what's your name?"

Mo Yi looked at Stan, who looked like he was frowning and was about to attack him at any moment, and asked nonchalantly.

Stan was surprised. He didn't expect Mo Yi to be able to see through its essence at a glance. This was something the goose couldn't do, but as a proud cat owner, it naturally wouldn't answer Mo Yi's question.

As for the name Stan, it was only given to it by a stupid human (goose), so it would not recognize it.

"Stupid human being, you are not qualified to know my name yet."

Stan replied disdainfully (￣_,￣).

"Well, names don't matter anyway—"

Mo Yi didn't care about Stan's attitude, he just felt that the cat in front of him was a bit of a second grader, but the higher the IQ of the other party, the better. After all, if you have a cat, of course I hope the cat knows how to take care of itself, and it is best to make breakfast , Call yourself to get up, do backflips to make yourself happy when you have nothing to do, and when you get home from get off work, the other party still prepares dinner and eat together when you come back.

What?Can't do this?

What a cat!

Anyway, no matter these are the daily work of Mo Qi, not to mention that Mo Qi is very motivated, it is very easy to get a doctorate degree.

"I have an opportunity for you here. I have a friend who likes to keep cats, but for some reason, ordinary cats can't bear the Honkai beast smell she emits. If it's you, it should be a good match."

"How is it? Are you excited?"

In Mo Yi's view, this is simply a good thing that Stan encountered in his previous life. After being adopted by Mao Mao, he doesn't need to wander or be wiped out by passing Valkyries. There are still people to take care of him, and he eats and lives well. of.

He, Mo Yi, was in the ruins back then, and he had to use all his strength to stretch out his fingers and grab the leg of the rich woman passing by, Anna. He was also very motivated in the back, learning various life skills to take care of Anna's daily life. It took half a year. Successfully let Anna take care of herself.

And as long as Stan nods his head, someone will become its shit-shoveling officer, where can he find a good thing.

"Stupid human being, you are asking for your own death!"

Of course, in Stan's eyes, Mo Yi is insulting it. Could it be that Stan is a family slave of three surnames, first a world snake, then a goose, and now he is under Mo Yi's men?

Stan was furious. Stan activated the skill 'Electric Flash' at Mo Yi, showing his elite cat claws with both hands, and rushed towards Mo Yi, ready to paint Mo Yi's face and teach Mo Yi a profound lesson.

"Bold cat demon! How dare you try your best to do your job with such a small skill——"

Mo Yi's backhand was a slap. Under the entanglement of his mind ability, his right hand turned black, and then he hit Stan and pulled him back.

Stan in the air was stunned. You must know that it is an emperor-level Honkai beast. Even in the form of a cat, its speed and strength have been greatly weakened. I can only drink and hate on the spot.

The usual stupid No. [-] excrement shovel officer (Sister Tazi) will also be crushed by its surprise attack when she is not paying attention.

But now, it was slapped away by the man in front of him, giving Stan the illusion that facing the stupid goose back then, he was punched away at will by the other party.

"I kindly gave you a chance, but you don't know the number of days. It seems that I have no choice but to use thunderous means to let you know what it means to be a handsome cat who knows the current affairs—"

After realizing that the situation was wrong, Stan was ready to slip away, but how could Mo Yi shoot at the other party, not to mention that the other party was the most suitable reunion gift for cats and cats, even if the other party's Honkai beast identity, it was impossible for Mo Yi to let the other party run away.

"Qiqi, prepare to catch the demon!"

Prayer: "···"

Facing Mo Yi who said strange words, what can I do, as long as the master is happy.

In front of Stan, who was about to turn around and run away, Mo Qi used the 'Frozen Punch'. The cat's claws condensed ice elements, and slapped Stan's face with one paw, pulling it back, and even made Stan fall into a trap. Freezing condition, unable to move.

"Run, why don't you run, little cat?"

Mo Yi squatted down, poked Stan with his fingers, and said with a smile:

"Running is useless, you'd better be obedient, or you'll have nothing to eat."

Mo Yi used the 'taunt' skill at Stan, ready to use words to PUA the opponent, if the opponent refused to accept, he would hit him again, and then continued to speak PUA, after repeating several times, the opponent would finally give in, this is the so-called Zhuge Liang's seven captures of Meng get.

Stan: "..."

Damn (〃＞炸＜), my master has never hit me like this!

You wait for me, when my master, the goose, comes, you all have to be dog-carried.JPG!

At this time, Stan could only pretend to be dead, praying in his heart that the goose would come over soon and save this poor, helpless and edible little cat.

I don't know if it was because of Stan's strong will to survive. Mo Yi didn't poke Stan for a long time. After buying the buns, the dumb goose who turned around found that Stan was gone, and came to look for him.

Dull Goose is not worried about Stan, but worried that other people will be injured by Stan. After all, Stan's combat effectiveness is as strong as that of a towering sister.

"Stan... who are you?"

Then Dull Goose saw Stan lying on the ground, and beside him was a crouching man who was poking Stan with his fingers. It looked so familiar, and even made Dull Goose's heart beat inexplicably fast.

Goose: Oops, this is the feeling of myocardial infarction... No, I am the most powerful Valkyrie, how could I suffer from myocardial infarction?

Even if the heart is taken out by someone behind, Dull Goose can instantly rub out a new heart by virtue of the ability to read "love still far away".

Because Mo Yi was squatting and looking at Stan on the ground, while Dull Goose was standing and looking down, she couldn't see Mo Yi's appearance clearly, but the mind ability of the same origin had secretly told her the answer.

After hearing a girl's voice, Mo Yi became inexplicably anxious. Hearing what the other party said, this Honkai beast disguised as a cat seemed to be the other party's pet.

Of course, the voice was somewhat familiar, but because Bianca had developed rapidly in recent years, and her voice had also changed to a certain extent, it was understandable that Mo Yi could not recognize the voice of his fiancée candidate.

"Sorry, I thought the cat was wild—"

Mo Yi really admitted his mistake, but he didn't give up. He felt that the other party didn't know that the cat was actually a Honkai Beast. He was going to reason with the other party, so that the other party would give up such a dangerous thing as keeping the Honkai Beast. He would not be comfortable with the cat. deal with.

Mo Yi raised his head, but unfortunately he couldn't see the face of the goose clearly because of the cover of the front armor of the goose. He could only vaguely see a tall beauty with golden wavy hair. He couldn't even see his face. Mo Yi Why does Yat think the other party is a beautiful woman?

The other party's straight and beautiful long legs, coupled with such a big heart, Mo Yi naturally thinks that the other party is a beautiful woman, just like when we hear that so-and-so is a talented woman, we always subconsciously make up the reason why the other party is a beautiful woman .

Moreover, as long as the other party's face is not too outrageous, and has extreme oriental makeup skills, he can become an Internet celebrity face, and he is not ugly at all. Combined with the other party's long legs and heart, he will be a nine-point beauty, let alone not Is turning off the lights the same trick?

This is just the evaluation of Mo Yi as an ordinary man, he doesn't have any special ideas.

Mo Yi: My heart is filled with the little landlady, Miss Pink Fairy...and everyone.

Neither of them could see each other clearly, but this situation soon disappeared as Mo Yi stood up.

"you--"

Even if Mo Yi turns into light and disappears into the wind, the goose will never mistake Mo Yi's appearance, let alone Mo Yi's appearance has not changed at all compared to a few years ago!

Bianca never expected that the two would meet again in such a situation, which did not fit the scene in the love novels she had read at all, no matter what, there must be a train passing between the two, and then the two Subconsciously looked across, and just looked at each other, which was in line with the reunion scene in her heart.

Dull Goose only has Mo Yi in his eyes at the moment——

Stan?What's that?

The dumb goose looked surprised and strange, which made Mo Yi pay attention, and Mo Yi also felt that the blonde beauty in front of him was very familiar, but he didn't match the little dumb goose in his mind with the perfectly developed blonde beauty in front of him.

"You look familiar—"

Mo Yi laughed and said:

"Although it sounds a bit like hitting on a conversation, I still say that we should have met."

"Let me think about it again, I should be able to think of it soon-"