Crashing the game console, I really didn't want to cheat the marriage

"Paintbrush, surrender to me!"

In Nacida's dream networked world, Gratio also imitated Nacida, holding a green onion in her hand, shouting her lines blankly, and waving the green onion in the same posture as Nacida.

"A stroke of broken dreams!"

The green onions in Graciu's hand were chopped down heavily...but there was no special effect.

A lot of time has passed since the welcome party of Qianjie, Aponya and Maomao. More and more people have become magical girls with the help of Mo Yi, or have undergone super-transformation surgery by Snake and others to become fusion warriors. Humanity's power to fight against Honkai is growing rapidly.

Even Dr. Mei, who was supposed to die early because he was not qualified to undergo super-transformation surgery and was eroded by Honkai in the last bit, became a magical girl...

Although her potential is average, becoming a magical girl gave Dr. Mei the qualifications to undergo super-changing surgery, so Dr. Mei also became a fusion warrior. Combat prowess is not important. What is important is that she now works twenty hours a day. Full of energy, not afraid of sudden death at all, even the life span limit has been broken.

In a similar situation, Cangxuan, Danzhu and Klein, who are also Snake's employees, have become real fake girls and can no longer take sick leave.

Of course, people like Aponya, Maomao, Velvet, and even Kevin, Qianjie and Su have long had clear meanings and mature natures, so they easily signed a contract with Mo Yi and became new magical girls. After that, you need to wait for the appropriate Honkaiju genes to perform the super mutation surgery.

Aponishaya, Velvet, Qianjie, Su and others would naturally not reject the fact that undergoing super-changing surgery would make them less human. They could only help realize their dreams. A little sacrifice is simply too much. Nothing better.

If it were someone else who could quickly gain power at a small price, no normal person would refuse. After all, this is a doomsday era of Honkai Impact. The more you understand the truth about Honkai Impact, the more urgent you feel.

Padu refused at first because she didn't want to be a human being, but in the end she chose to go to Snake to schedule a super-transformation surgery. The reason was very simple. She wanted to continue living...

If you want to continue to have free time and go to the center of the Golden Courtyard to bask in the sun, then it is necessary to integrate the power of the warrior. At least the stronger the power, the faster you can escape.

With the invincible power of money, Eden's Golden Courtyard has been built. Under her invitation, Ai Li, Maomao and others have become members of it. Kevin, Qianjie, Ying and others always appear. Combatants on missions will choose to live in the Golden Courtyard while staying at the headquarters.

However, the permanent tenants are probably Snake and Velvet who are researchers, the fishing cat who claims to be unable to do anything, Aponya who became a professional wet nurse after becoming a magical girl, and Xiao Xiao who is still a child. Gracie...

Seeing everyone become magical girls one by one, and in the end only she steps back to her original state, Gracie, who seems to be dull, but actually knows a lot of strange knowledge, also becomes anxious.

How to paint the world?Why are you stretching your crotch by yourself?

Of course, no one will blame Gracie, and no one will ask Graci. Little Graci is a group pet. According to the original destiny, Graci will become a fusion warrior, and he will also be eroded by Honkai, in order to survive. It's just a matter of choice.

In today's safe situation, no one will force Graciu to undergo super-transformation surgery and become a fusion warrior. If possible, everyone would like Graciu to grow up happily. As for what choice he will make in the future, we will wait until When the other person grows up, they can make their own decisions.

But how could Gratiu have the nerve to continue like this?

So Gratius chose to become a disciple of Nacida and let her teach her how to "become stronger" so that she could become a magical girl as soon as possible. Her parents would clearly oppose something like super-transformation surgery with obvious side effects, but magical girls would not. meeting.

Graciu: It was obviously me first, and I was the one who met the kitty the most, but now I am the only one watching from the side...

"The momentum is good, but it's not enough. You need to find the original intention in your heart."

Nacida, who became Gratio's teacher, would become very strict and diverting when it came to teaching. After all, she was the god of wisdom, and sharing wisdom was one of Nacida's responsibilities.

So Nasida took the trouble to teach Graciu to wave the green onion in her hand time and time again, and she wanted to teach Graciu her special skill "One Green Onion of Broken Dreams". A sum'.

Mo Yi's attitude is neither in favor nor against, but if Gracie wants to do it, then as a little kitten, he will try his best to help.

Intellectually, Mo Yi could tell at a glance that Gracie had no potential to become a warrior. Both his age and talent were not suitable. After becoming a fusion warrior, Gracie was also a typical 'mage', using exclusive 'paintings'. Painting Magic', other than that, she is just an ordinary cute and dark lolita.

Gratius, who is obviously very understanding, always talks half-talk intentionally or unintentionally when he is with Cosmo, causing Cosmo to fall into a state of social death.

Now that Grexiu has Mo Yi and Nasida by his side, Kosmo can rest assured and carry out the mission of Chasing the Fire Moth.

"Louder, I can't hear you, you still want to learn the Dream-Smashing Knife so quietly!"

Nacida said to Gratio very strictly.

"Okay, Nasida—"

After saying that, Graciu raised the green onion in his hand again, then gathered momentum and chopped it down hard...

Well, in Mo Yi's eyes, it's actually about being cute and exercising.

Although Gratius and Nacida are similar in appearance, they are completely different in nature. No matter how cute Nacida looks, she is also a god with a promising future. She has strong strength and potential, as long as she exercises. Become stronger.

And Gratio is just an ordinary human cub, at least for now, and can't ask for attitude.

"Graxiu, stop practicing the Dream Smasher and take a rest, okay?"

Mao Maoyi looked at Gratius helplessly, and once again advised him to drink more hot water and get more rest, so that he can grow up healthily and become a tall beauty like Blanca.

Besides, what's so good about practicing the Dream-Smashing Sword? It's better to learn Ying's Setsuna Ichitō or Hua's Taixu Sword God from Mo Yi, or Kaslana's gun fighting skills. Isn't this better than Nasida's Dream-Smashing Sword?

It's a pity that in this regard, Gratius seems to trust Nasida more and learn from Nasida instead of others. It may be because of the mutual attraction between lolita, or Nasida's onion-tossing appearance is more in line with Gratio's aesthetics. View.

Mo Yi, who could guess the learning effect, regarded it as Graxiu's daily exercise. There is nothing wrong with children exercising more, it is good for their health, as long as they don't overdo it.

Once Gratio made up her mind, she was much more perseverant than the cats who also entered Nasida's wonderful house. When Pado saw Gratio accepting Nasida's teachings, he rarely became motivated and wanted to learn from Nasida. Dream Knife···

Unfortunately, within a few days, Maomao immediately started to show off, saying that he should just show off well. Why did he have such an unrealistic idea of ​​becoming stronger?

After Pado becomes a magical girl, she has two abilities. One is to summon a substitute 'can' to assist her in fighting. The other is that she can transform into a cat and some cat forms, thereby gaining the dexterity of a cat and other abilities. You can refer to One Piece The cat fruit effect of the medium.

So Padu has a new hobby, which is to turn into a cat every day and fish and bask in the sun with Mo Yi. As for work and fighting, she can leave it to her stand-in "Can".

Even though Can Can is just an orange cat, he is very powerful in combat. In terms of combat power, he is almost the same as an emperor-level Honkai Impact. He also has the ability to think independently, change his size freely, and even switch into the two-legged Killer Queen form. He can stand up and move, and his ultimate move is to fire a light cannon and atomic breath converted from ultra-high concentration of Honkai energy from his mouth.

Mo Yi initially suggested the name 'Stan'. After all, Stan was afraid of me... It's a pity that Pado finally chose to name her permanent stand-in orange cat Can Can.

The biggest feature of the can is that it is essentially an existence born from the combination of Honkai Energy and Pado's heart's desire. It has immortality. Even if it is killed, Pado can be summoned again by consuming Honkai Energy, and next door' The Lord of Elden and the Mimetic Teardrop in Elden's Circle' are similar. The stronger the Pado is, the stronger the can is. It also has a mechanism that makes it unkillable. It's a bummer.

After becoming a magical girl, Pado has a bright future. No matter who she fights, she is a righteous two-on-one. As long as she works hard to become one point stronger, then with the blessing of the can, she will be at least two points stronger.

It's a pity that it fell on Padu. In the end, he did the soy sauce by himself and became the can launcher. The main body was OB all the way and used the can as a moving real eye. When he saw something was wrong, he immediately let the can stop him and turned into a cat quickly. Run away.

In addition, Pado also has a new hobby, that is, when he has nothing to do in daily life, he will directly make the can bigger and swallow her into his stomach, and then he will sleep and play with his mobile phone in the can all the time, letting the can help She completed the daily tasks assigned to her by Mei. On the surface, she looked like Pado wearing a cartoon cat suit. When she encountered something that caught her heart, the can would open its mouth and stick out an unclean cat. hands picking up other people's things.

In fact, Can Can was helping Pado throughout the whole process and had to protect the personal safety of Pado. After all, Pado was in Can Can's belly. If he wanted to hurt Pado, he had to defeat Can Can, and Can Can had the power that Honkai could provide. The condition is a summoned object that regenerates infinitely.

This wave is a perfect cycle, and the survivability is directly maximized.

It is obviously a daily exercise that can double the accelerator, and the ability to double the combat power during battles fell on Padu, but it became a daily routine to help her work, sleeping in the canned stomach, playing with mobile phones, and helping her during battles. Taking beatings and strange skills that buy her time to escape.

Anyway, the capitalists would shed tears when they saw it, but considering that the can was actually Pado's 'doppelgänger', which was considered as exploiting another personality of his own, the court could not judge Pado.

It can only be said that the can is invincible, but it encounters a user like Paduo, but it is precisely because of Paduo's character that he has awakened such an ability.

"That's right, Gratio——"

While Mo Yi was resting, Pado, who was hiding in the belly of the can, also showed his head from the can's open mouth and advised:

“It’s good to balance work and rest, but you shouldn’t exercise too much. Haste makes waste.”

It feels good to catch fish for a while, and it feels good to catch fish all the time...

Maomao was very happy with the fishing. Anyway, the work and getting stronger were left to Can Can, and she was responsible for being happy along with Can Can. Even Grexiu had been working hard to study and become stronger in front of her, which made Padu, who was fishing, felt an inexplicable feeling of guilt——

How can you sleep at your age.JPG? !

Paduo: Stop rolling up, stop rolling up, wouldn’t it be nice if we all lay down together?

A fisherman always wants the people around him to fish with him. In this way, he can comfort himself. Everyone is fishing, so fishing is justified.

Being a scumbag is not embarrassing, what is embarrassing is being a scumbag surrounded by a group of top students.

"Sister Padu, you——"

Graciu looked at the cat tempting him beside him, with an angry little adult look on his face, and sighed.

"If you continue like this, you will become a NEET girl who is eliminated by society and cannot adapt to society."

Cat: "..."

Stop scolding, stop scolding... The child is going crazy.

It doesn't matter to Pado that others complain about her like this, this is her pursuit in life, but Pado will feel ashamed if she is taught in this tone by a child like Gracie.

"Ah ha ha···"

In the end, I could only bite the bullet and forced a smile:

"It doesn't matter, the canned food will be taken care of... Besides, there are Sisters Eden, Aili and Nia. They can't watch me starve to death, right?"

Gracie: "..."

"Is this what mom calls a loser in society?"

Padu: "..."

Sorry, I am already a social waste.

It’s impossible to work part-time, and it’s impossible to work part-time in this life. In the past, I could only rely on buying goods (stealing batteries) to make a living. Now, aren’t there still canned goods to help me work?

Canned food is my good friend. In other words, it is equal to my own efforts.

"Gratius, I think you just don't understand -"

The cat whose defense was broken by Gratius is still trying hard to quibble, trying to contaminate the little Gradt with her own twisted values ​​and make the other person become a useless cat like her.

It's a pity that Maomao doesn't understand at all. Gracie is a genius painter, Shiina Mashiro who destroyed the world. Just painting a picture can earn Maomao's income (stealing batteries) for several years.

"Meow(oへo╬)!"

Pado wanted to say something more, but Can Can, who couldn't bear it anymore, pushed his head back and closed his mouth to prevent the other party from teaching little Gracie a bad lesson.

···

Under Mo Yi's words, Gracie finally chose to end today's training and return to the real world.

After returning to reality, Gratius had nothing to do. She just went to the studio to paint and so on. As for Nasida, she was sitting in front of the computer, swimming in the ocean of knowledge.

Although Nasida is no longer confused and has already figured out what to do when she returns to Xumi City, she still cherishes every minute and every second in this world, absorbs the civilization and knowledge of other worlds, and goes back to benefit Xumi City. .

Maintainer of Heavenly Law: It turns out that you, Little Lucky Grass King, are leading the way for Honkai Impact.JPG!

As for Mo Yi——

Mrs. Blanca, you don’t want little Gratitude to go hungry, right?

So Mo Yi went to the kitchen to help Gracie's mother Blanca, do some housework, and then came to Gracie's studio with some refreshments in mind.

"Gratio, there is something to eat here."

"Oh--"

Graciu responded without shifting his gaze, but Mo Yi had long been used to it. Once he entered the painting state, Graciu would indulge in it, just like Ah Wei playing video games, and he couldn't get out of it under normal circumstances. .

"Put it here, I'll eat it later... the kitten."

Mo Yi: "???"

Forget it, Mo Yi stopped complaining, how could Grexiu, a cricket, eat a kitten.

Mao Miaoyi looked at the messy studio again. There was still a lot of paint on the floor, and then he took daily actions to tidy up Gracie. In the past, Kosmo was responsible for this matter, but now that the other party was not around, he had no choice but to do it. Yilai did it.