Crashing the game console, I really didn't want to cheat the marriage

"(ˉ▽￣~)Tch~~Remember what you promised."

Snake cut in displeasure, but still turned Mo Yi in Ai Li's arms into a human form.

"Mo Yi, when you come back, buy these things for me——"

Snake didn't give the confused Mo Yi a chance at all, and stuffed a list on Mo Yi.

"no problem."

However, Mo Yi would not refuse such a trivial matter, but he was still a little concerned about what kind of PY deal the pink fairy and the green snake were busy hiding from him.

"By the way, Ellie, what exactly did you promise to Snake?"

Alicia and others have long been accustomed to Mo Yi's special name for Mebius, and even said that Ali has learned it, but what she said happened to trigger the PK when Snake was in a bad mood. The mechanism is that Gratius calls Aunt Snake, and Mebius happily accepts it.

Snake: This Aunt Snake is better than Grandma Mebius.JPG!

"Don't pry into the secrets between girls easily?~"

Alicia walked up to Mo Yi, stretched out a finger, and acted maliciously and cutely.

"What a secret, it was clearly sold to that guy Mebius for research!"

At this time, the treasure consciousness in Ai Li couldn't bear it anymore and directly broke the news.

"Old guy, you just sit back and enjoy the fruits of your life and pretend to be young!"

Alicia: "..."

Alicia couldn't get used to the old guy's exclusive title for a adopted daughter who knows treasures. After all, she is a super beautiful girl that everyone loves, what a god-like old guy!

It's just that Alicia has experienced the pain of arguing with Shibao in front of Mo Yi. After all, as soon as she refutes, Shibao will tell her true age and then laugh at her...

Be patient, Alicia!

Of course, it’s not easy to know treasures. She is such a living Herrscher, so naturally she is Snake’s favorite research guinea pig. In order to let the other party help Mo Yi transform back into a human form, she was sold by the shameless Jidong’s own mother——

Shibao, you don’t want to miss a rare vacation and finally go shopping with Mo Yi, but he looks like a cat, right?

Treasure recognition: "···"

Although she can appear naturally in the dream world and the paradise of the past, she was probably overcharged by Miss Pink Fairy. As a result, the Herrscher of Knowledge, which originally had no fixed appearance, now looks like Miss Green Fairy... her hair changed. Green, and the weight plummeted by 10 kilograms, becoming 49.8 kilograms. This is a loss of 10 kilograms. (In order to lose these 10 pounds, Shibao spent a lot of thought on trimming unnecessary parts (the supermodel’s butt), lowering the bone density, etc., trying his best to maintain the beauty while making himself look as good as possible. It’s more pretty and should be distinguished from the pink fairy style.)

The Herrscher of Knowledge: The fat pink woman, this is the complete fairy, the complete Ellie, the complete me.JPG!

Although she had gotten along with Mo Yi countless times in the paradise, Ke Shibao still wanted to try the touch of reality, so the unscrupulous fairy tricked her into selling herself to Snake in exchange for helping Mo Yi transform back into a human form, and Ai Li was also very generous. He said that on the day of the date, Shibao can be given half the time to control his body.

Ai Li: Oops?~ I’ve lost a lot of blood this time. If I missed it, I don’t know when I’ll have to wait until next time. Know the treasure.

Zhibao was quite hesitant at first, but when he heard that Alicia was willing to give her half of his time, it felt like he had received a coupon and felt like he was losing blood if he didn't use it.

In fact--

Pink Fairy: You may make a lot of money by identifying treasures, but I definitely won’t lose money. You are still too young for this adult scam.

So Shibao was still tricked by the pink fairy, and took the initiative to betray himself to Snake and Snake as a guinea pig for a day in exchange for asking the other party to help Mo Yi transform back into a human form for a day.

During this period, Ai Li devoted her dating time and gave half of her body control time to Shibao.

Shibao naggingly asked Mo Yi for credit, telling Mo Yi that this was all her fault and had nothing to do with the old guy.

"Huh o(￣ヘ￣o#)~"

After being exposed, Alicia snorted and directly wrote the performance and handed her body to Zhibao. Then the Alicia in front of Mo Yi immediately changed from a pink fairy to a green fairy. Not only that, even her body shape also changed. A little slender.

Zhibao: The power of consciousness can do anything. Use consciousness to 'trick' the body and make it lose weight. As for where does the lost mass go?

If you ask me, Honkai can explain everything!

Otherwise, when Kevin, Snake, Eden, Su, Kosmo and others entered the artificial collapse and transformed into Honkaimon, where did the massive mass come from out of thin air?

"It's long past time to give your body to me to control."

Miss Green Goblin complained, then moved her body and stretched.

"Okay, let's set off, Mo Yi."

Miss Green Fairy started to pull Mo Yi's shoulders and walked outside.

Mo Yi: "..."

Looking at Miss Green Goblin's bright, childlike smile, Mo Yi felt inexplicably guilty because he had seen through the tricks of a certain pink goblin.

The agreement between Aili and Identification is to give her half of the date time, but when to give it is Alycia's business. For example, the boring time when I set off on the road now happens to be occupied by Identification.

The pink fairy seemed to be angry and left voluntarily, but at a glance, she knew that she had specially allocated this garbage time to find treasures.

When they arrive at their destination and do some interesting things, such as eating desserts together, watching movies, and shopping to look at clothes, Mo Yi guarantees that Alicia will definitely jump out and take control of her body.

Once you return to garbage time, such as queuing for dessert, rushing, going to the bathroom, etc., that is the time when you can control your body.

In this way, Alicia did not lie. She even said that she had a leisurely time. She left the troublesome and boring time to Zhibao to take care of her, and she switched back to herself to enjoy the wonderful moments...

Too much, too much!

When it comes time to conceive a child in the future, Aili will enjoy it, and Shibao will bear the pain of giving birth.

Isn't this bullying honest people? !

Probably because he had been with Ying for too long in the Teyvat continent, Mo Yi felt that Alicia in front of him was becoming more and more disdainful, or simply disdainful of Aili.

When it was the turn to control the body, the pink fairy naturally had 100% control, and Zhibao did not break out to seize control of Ellie at all, unless Ellie's consciousness fell into a weak state——

In order to verify this, Shibao didn't know how many times he was bullied by his own mother, who had no sense of oppression.

It's a pity that Miss Green Goblin hasn't realized that she was deceived by her own mother.

It was hard for Mo Yi to tell the truth. After all, Ai Li and Shi Bao fell into the quantum sea. Mo Yi could only save one person in time, so he would definitely choose the pink fairy.

He also couldn't understand why, with Aili's power and various PUAs, Shibao would turn into a sunny girl with a hint of arrogance and straightforwardness.

Although he is very cute, he does not have the power of consciousness and the ability to see through other people's thoughts at any time. Mo Yi doubts that the other person will be deceived into a free guinea pig by a guy like Snake.

"Recognize treasures."

As soon as Mo Yi said something, Shi Bao interrupted unhappy and corrected:

"You should call me Ellie now."

Mo Yi: "..."

Is Alicia that good?

You Herrschers all want to be Alicia so much, but Mo De Anyi is different. Only then will he not have the idea of ​​becoming anyone else. At most, he would like to make Alicia his wife.

According to Mo Yi's experience, after becoming a Heroic Spirit in the future, will there be a Noble Phantasm called 'You Are Alicia Too', which will force others to become Alicia and become his wife?

"Okay, Ellie—"

As for recognizing treasures, Mo Yi has long figured out how to get along with her. She is just like Amiya. As long as you follow her, she is very easy to talk to.

"In a few days, I will give you a mysterious courtesy as a thank you gift for helping me transform back into my human form."

"Thank you?~"

Hearing what Mo Yi said, Miss Green Fairy happily hugged Mo Yi and even walked a little faster. She didn't notice that the two of them were walking too fast compared to passers-by, more like running.

"Can you tell me what it is?"

"I need to prepare for this for a few days, please stay tuned——"

Mo Yi touched the green goblin's head and said with a smile:

"But you have to hide it well, be careful of someone taking it away."

This person naturally refers to a certain pink fairy.

"Don't worry, I will definitely take good care of it!"

Miss Green Goblin clenched her fists in assurance.

Mo Yi was relieved now, because the gift Mo Yi planned to give to Shi Bao was a collection of various anti-fraud knowledge and cases he had compiled, which was referred to as——

One hundred questions to prevent your mother from being defrauded.

When Zui Aili sees this thing, she will definitely find a way to destroy it. If she learns how to recognize treasures, it will be difficult to fool her later.

···

"By the way, what is our main mission this time?"

Although they were out on a date, Aili and Shibao must have something they wanted to buy.

"Of course it's little Gratio's birthday present——"

Miss Green Goblin said a little embarrassedly:

"I haven't decided what to give yet."

Mo Yi: "..."

"But today is Gratio's birthday."

I didn’t expect that Alicia wasn’t ready yet, but it was understandable. Everyone else was sent to other places to perform tasks, and she was the only one responsible for guarding the home at the headquarters. She also had to be responsible for the collapse events in this area. Last night Only then did he rush back to the Golden Courtyard.

"It's all that old guy's fault—"

Miss Green Fairy would not miss any opportunity of the black and pink fairies, complaining:

"The suggestions I made were that this was not good and that was not good, and I asked her to choose, but she couldn't choose."

Mo Yi: "..."

"That's very Licia."

Since there was a main mission, Mo Yi took Miss Green Goblin to run the mission and spent a lot of time to finally pick out a suitable birthday gift.

"Whoo~"

After completing the main mission, Miss Green Goblin breathed a sigh of relief. She did not realize that half of her dating time was spent on the main mission, leaving her little leisure time.

"I saw on my phone last night that there was a dessert shop nearby that had really good cakes. Let's go make some."

"it is good--"

After buying a gift, it’s hard to get out, so naturally you have to relax.

Just like Miss Green Goblin, the cakes in this dessert shop are very good, and the two of them had to queue for 10 minutes to get a seat.