Crashing the game console, I really didn't want to cheat the marriage

It's a pity that this is Mondstadt, and the wine industry can be said to be one of Mondstadt's main incomes. Almost everyone likes to drink, so there is no saying that children cannot drink.

"What would you like to drink?"

Hate it, hate it, but when it comes to work, Diona always completes it seriously.

Mo Yi asked around and ordered a lot of food, but had no idea of ​​ordering wine.

Diona: It seems like she just came here to eat, so she can still be saved, meow.

pity--

"Bring me a couple of cocktails."

Nacida added.

Mo Yi: "Nasida?"

"I've seen a lot of people like it on the Void System, and I've always wanted to try it."

Facing Mo Yi's question, Nasida tilted her head with expectation in her tone.

"is it not OK?"

Mo Yi: "..."

Having said this, I simply can’t refuse, Kou Ya!

"It's not impossible, it's just... if you're not used to drinking, don't force it, and be careful about getting drunk."

"Don't worry~"

After hearing Mo Yi's agreement, Nasida clapped her hands happily and promised:

"I am measured. Besides, I have strong toxin resistance and purification ability."

Nasida, the incarnation of the World Tree, has her own poison resistance and purification abilities, which is very reasonable, but she doesn't know yet that the World Tree's poison resistance is so high, and she is still polluted by forbidden knowledge and is half alive.

"Hmph~ Alcohol is not a good thing."

After muttering something, Diona walked back to the bar, preparing to drink the worst drink with all her strength, so that Nasida could find her way back and avoid becoming the next drunkard, so——

"Smash Valudo!"

Diona used the ability she got from the summoning book, and a golden humanoid creature appeared next to her. Unfortunately, only people with special abilities could see it. Then time stopped flowing in an instant, and the world of avatars used precise and high-speed techniques. , stuffing all kinds of messy ingredients into the mixing jar, and then shaking it vigorously.

"Diona Special!"

When time flows again, Diona has finished mixing the cocktails for Nasida and Mo Yi.

Mo Yi and Nasida looked at each other and said softly:

"See it."

"Um--"

Mo Yi himself is a time-based ability user, and Nasida's magical girl ability is also time-based. Even if her strength is sealed by the 'Seven Saints' Summon', she also has time-based ability resistance, so she can see the situation after time is suspended. If If you think about it, you can probably pause the activity for about two seconds at a time of five seconds.

"It seems that this lovely cat-eared lady is also our opponent."

Mo Yi sighed, and he could see the prototype of the other party's ability at a glance. Fortunately, it was still in the early stages of development. If the other party were to maximize their talents, wouldn't it upgrade the substitute world to 'World Beyond Heaven'?

Just being in a world where time can be paused is very tricky. If the opponent has a super burst, and time is paused, Mo Yi and Naxida will overturn even if they don't go well, but there are still many ways to deal with this, such as the opening Just give yourself and Nacida full shields, or let the wooden clones replace you and Nacida from the beginning. The main body hides low, wait for the opponent's time pause to end, and take advantage of the short cooldown of the ability to use the poison of justice. Flying onions to end the game.

If you can switch to the 'World Beyond Paradise' where you can cover reality with both fists at will and modify the reality wherever you go, it will be really tricky. The only shortcoming of the opponent is that you need to use both fists to violate the ability. But other than that, the ability It can only be said to be perfect. Touching it will kill it instantly. If you can't defeat it with one blow, the opponent can refresh its own state to full health in an instant, with its own health lock, and even give itself to you according to your ability. Added various resistances and ability resistances.

As long as your brain is big enough, you can unleash unlimited possibilities——

If this child is not eliminated, it will become a serious problem in the future.jpg!

It's a pity that Mo Yi and Nasida are from the order camp. Since they agreed to Captain Qin to follow the arrangements of the Knights of the West Wind, they will not look for opportunities to sneak attack on other contestants.

"The cocktail you want~"

Diona held two glasses of wine and placed them in front of Nasida and Mo Yi. After completing her work, she looked at Nasida and persuaded:

"Alcohol is not a good thing."

After that, he went back to work and brought Mo Yi and others some sweet flower stuffed chicken, salt and pepper pie, and so on.

Diona's advice is of course a wise one. Wisdom is the enemy of the God of Wisdom, and curiosity is the enemy of wisdom. The smarter the person, the harder it is to suppress curiosity. Of course, without curiosity, there will be no effort to explore. Unknown to gain wisdom.

Nasida took a look at the clear blue cocktail wine, then brought it to her mouth, stretched out her little tongue and licked it, and found that the taste was sweet and very good——

Diona's mouth was unforgiving, but knowing that it was Nasida's first time trying it, she chose the cocktail with the lowest concentration, which was considered wine rather than a low-alcoholic drink.

“It tastes a little sweet, but also has a bit of lemon sourness...”

Nasida took a few more sips, and after coming to a conclusion, she became bold and directly picked up the wine glass and started drinking.

“It feels good~”

Mo Yi also picked it up and took a sip. As Nasida said, it was almost like juice and very refreshing.

"duang~"

But when Mo Yi was tasting, he suddenly heard the sound of a cup being hit hard on the wooden table. He looked up and saw Nasida, whose face was as red as a little apple. The empty cup in her hand was pressed against the wooden table. It was obvious that just now The sound was made by her.

"It tastes good. Boss, give me another drink!"

Nasida's tone was no longer as soft as usual, she became more confident, and her voice was a bit louder, just like the silly Principal Deli in Mo Yi's family.

"Uh (⊙o⊙)... Nasita, you drank too fast, be careful of getting drunk."

Nacida's green eyes opened wide, she looked at Mo Yi and said in a loud voice:

"I'm not drunk."

Mo Yi: "..."

"Usually the people who say that are drunk."

It's like a psychopath saying he's not sick.

"Mo Yi, I am the Grass God."

Nasida emphasized her voice in a trembling voice. Of course, to Mo Yi's ears, it sounded more like she was acting coquettishly——

Cricket Moyi, you are obviously my family member, so you should listen to me, coax me more, and hold me to sleep every night...

Seeing that Nasida could get drunk even after drinking juice, and then muttering strange words softly, Mo Yi didn't know how to complain for a while. Although she looked very cute, she should not let Nasida touch any liquid containing alcohol in the future. never mind.

Just like the wind god is sensitive to cat hair, the rock god hates seafood, the thunder god can poison people when cooking, and the grass god will get drunk if he drinks a little alcohol, it seems very reasonable. After all, the seven gods have something wrong with them.

"Reflect on yourself, you drunkard!"

Diona was very unhappy and gave Nacida another drink. She was angry that there was another drunkard in Mondstadt. She didn't know that it was all because of her 'gentleness', so she mixed a glass of low-alcohol juice for Nacida. Nacida was the only one who got tricked and became like this. If she just got a glass of high-alcohol vodka or something, Nacida would probably throw it away after licking it with her tongue.

"Thank you~ There are also many dependents for me."

Even though she was drunk, Nasida still remembered to say thank you and asked Mo Yi to have another drink.

Then, Naxida, who was sitting opposite Mo Yi, walked closer to Mo Yi with her short fleshy legs. Mo Yi was a little disgusted and immediately said, "Mo Yi, I am the god of grass", and then sat down On Mo Yi's lap, he poured "cocktail wine" for himself and Mo Yi.

"Hey~ drink, Mo Yi, why don't you drink?"

"Don't drink? Don't try to be lazy if you don't drink!"

"Stinky Moyi, play dirty with me~ Naxida, I'm really going to be angry~"

Looking at the white-haired lolita with the attack attribute who was drunk and cute in his arms, what could Mo Yi say? She was so cute. She was completely opposite to the usual polite and quiet Nasida. If the attack failed, she would act coquettishly and cheat. of.

Mo Yi has already considered coming here to have a meal and drink to celebrate every time he wins.

"Mo Yi, Nasida~ So you are here!"

When Mo Yi stretched out his fingers to tease Naxida, he suddenly heard Amber's snake-like voice and looked towards the door. Naxida also took advantage of Mo Yi's distraction and opened her mouth to bite. Successfully bit Mo Yi's finger that was wagging in front of her.

Of course, Nacida didn't use any force and just pretended to bite fiercely. Unfortunately, Mo Yi's attention was already attracted by Amber and the vengeful knight Yula who came over.

Nasida: "..."

Damn (〃＞Van＜) Mondstadt woman, here to seduce my retinue again!

So Nacida didn't look good to Amber and Yula who were sitting over, and just ignored them.

"Hey~ little Nacida, what is this?"

Amber felt very disappointed when she saw Nasida turning her face away and ignoring her.

"Drunk~"

"I'm not drunk!"

Nasida immediately showed a ferocious cat expression and retorted loudly.

"With this level of cocktail, I need at least three times the amount to make me drunk!"

"Ah, yes, yes, Nasida is so amazing~"

Mo Yi stretched out his hand and stroked Naxida's head, just like a cat. The fried-haired Naxida, who was originally wary of foreign cats, soon showed a comfortable and relaxed look, and stayed obediently in Mo Yi's arms.

'"Hey haha~"

As a Mondstadt, Amber had naturally seen countless drunkards. Nasida's appearance made it obvious that she was drunk, so she naturally didn't think too much about it.

"By the way, Amber and Yura, why are you here too?"

After comforting Nasida, Mo Yi had time to chat with Amber and Yola.

"Hmph↗↘, don't think that if you win this time, you can just run away~"

Yola took Diona's wine glass, took a sip of it boldly, and then glared at Mo Yi fiercely, as if she was still unconvinced by today's failure.

Then Amber on the side helped translate:

"What Youla means is that we are actually here to celebrate you. You have to work hard. After all, you defeated us and went on."

Yula: "..."

"That's not what I meant!"

"Hmph, I will remember this grudge!"

After saying that, Yula turned her head and continued to drink her drink. The arrogant knight knows everything.

"Then thank you for your kindness~"

He was obviously defeated by him and had not known each other for a long time, but now he was specially celebrating himself and Nasida. It can only be said that although there are many giant babies in Mondstadt, there are some beautiful things that are not available in modern society, and they only exist in the strange world of swords and magic like Mondstadt. in the world.